Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 120

With opening formalities done, it's time to get down to business against Giga! But...how can three complete idiots defeat a mad artistic genius!?

Ougi 120: Go Forth, 3-Idiots!!

167.
SFX: Hyuuuuuu
Girls (& Dengaku Man): Giga-sama, Giga-tama, Giga-sama
Beauty: !!
SFX: Slurp
Beauty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Bo-bobo: YOU TURNED HEPPOKOMARU INTO AN OBJET. TURN HIM BACK!!
Giga: ……HEPPOKOMARU……?
Giga: Which is he?
SFX: ZUGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

168.
Don Patch: HIII! ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE TURNED INTO OBJET----!?
Tennosuke: SCARY--!!
Beauty: Horrible………
Giga: ISN’T IT A NICE COLLECTION?
Bo-bobo: It’s a collection of bad-taste.
SFX: Ptew
Bo-bobo: THOSE THINGS DON’T EVEN TOUCH A FOOT OF MY “WASABI DOLL COLLECTION”.
(Translator’s Note: The “Wasabi” here refers to the actual horseradish that creates the infamous sauce, not the sauce itself)
Sing: WASABI
Beauty: A WEIRD THING HAS APPEARED!!! (That’s also of sufficient bad-taste)
Tennosuke: AND THE SAME GOES TO MY “BUG COLLECTION”!!
SFX: BU—ZZ
Beauty: KYAAAAA
Tennosuke: GYAAAAA, BUG REVOLT!!
SFX: Roll roll roll
Beauty: Where’s He-kun?
Bo-bobo: GIGA----!!!! I’LL DEFEAT YOU AND GET BACK HEPPOKOMARU!!!!

169.
Giga: COME AT ME, THEN, IF YOU WANT ME TO RETURN YOUR FRIEND. LET’S PLAY.
SFX: ZUI
Bo-bobo: EEH----? WE’RE GOING TO PLAY----!?
SFX: WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL
Beauty: WHAT? WHAT ABOUT THAT ANGER UNTIL NOW!!?
Giga: CLAY HAND!!!
SFX: POKE POKE
Don Patch: WHAT!? A COUNTLESS NUMBERS OF HANDS ARE COMING FROM THE GROUND!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: GUWAAAAA, WE’RE BEING DRAGGED INSIDE----!!!
SFX: SQUISH SQUISH
Beauty: BO-BOBO----!!!
Giga: …Hey hey, that was too quick.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: PICKED VEGETABLES ATTACK!!!
SFX: WHAM
Giga: GUBA!!

170.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: NOW BEING SHI—PPED TO YOUR SUPERMARKET!
Giga: GO FORTH, HOMING OBJET!!
SFX: WHOOSH
Bo-bobo: WHAT! OUGI: SCHOOL CURTAIN GUARD!!!
SFX: BING BING BING BING
Beauty: AMAZING!! A SCHOOL CURTAIN HAS THAT POWER!!!
Don Patch & Tennosuke: AND HERE’S “HOMING BLACKBOARD ERASERS!!!
SFX: PLOP PLOP
Giga: GU!
Beauty: AGAIN AND AGAIN—
Tennosuke: VICE-PRINCIPAL WHO HAD ROUGHLY GIVEN THOSE GUYS THE SCHOOL EQUIPMENT CHOP!!!
SFX: BAM
Giga: What?
Giga: Go away.
SFX: SLAM
Don Patch & Tennosuke: OBU!!

171.
Giga: Bo-bobo! Take the flavor of my ultimate objet.
SFX: BUON
Bo-bobo: Hmph, you and your objet. It’s inferior now to the handicraft of this Papier-Mache I’ve made.
Giga: INTERESTING—THEN SHOW ME!! WHAT YOU MADE IN YOUR FREE TIME!!
Bo-bobo: TOFU!!!!
SFX: SMASH
Giga: GOBAA!!!!

172.
SFX: BO—OM
Girls: GIGA-SAMA
Bo-bobo: How many times in the past has this creation been outdone to other works done at leisure………………
Beauty: YOU’VE OUTDONE IT!!? (That)
Bo-bobo: GIGA, I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!
Don Patch: Well, it’s the start of the Hell Countdown.
Tennosuke: Aah.
Beauty: YET YOU GUYS SEEM TO HAVE YOUR HEADS SMASHED!! (Are you alright?)
Straight Hair: YOU IDIOTS SHOULDN’T REMAIN IN THAT MANNER!!
Wavy Hair: IF GIGA WERE SERIOUS, ALL OF YOU WOULD BE KILLED IN THE WINK OF AN EYE!!
(Translator’s Note: The expression “shunsatsu” seems to be what it’s kanji represent: “shun” is “moment” or “wink”, “satsu” is “kill”, thus “shunsatsu” is the long “killed in the wink of an eye”)
Giga: Serious? Not necessary—
Giga: THEY’LL DISORDERLY DANCE ON TOP OF MY OBJET
SFX: ZUGAGAGAGAGAGA
Bo-bobo: GUO!!
Don Patch: GYAWARAAAAAAA!!!!

173.
Beauty: NOOOOOOOO, BO-BOBO--!!!
Bo-bobo: WAWAWA!!
SFX: POKE POKE / WHIRL WHIRL
Don Patch & Tennosuke: WAWAWAWA!!
SFX: POKE POKE POKE / WHIRL WHIRL
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: WA--------
SFX: SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
Beauty: WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!?
Bo-bobo: AND HERE WE’RE ASSAULTING—
Bo-bobo: GIGA----!!!
Giga: GUWA!!!
Beauty: WHA----? THEY TURNED INTO VEHICLES----!!!

174.
Caption: FUTURE POLICE BO-BOBO TEAM: Episode 1: Emergency Launch OK?
Beauty: AND HERE A WEIRD THING HAS STARTED!!!
Voice: SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE
Bo-bobo: ROGER, OK!
Voice: AN ENEMY HAS APPEARED, LAUNCH IMMEDIATELY!!
Tennosuke: THE ENEMY IS THE ULTIMATE. WE’VE GOT TO BE COOL!
SFX: WRRR---R
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: ROGER, OK!
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: ATTACK!!!
Don Patch: ROGER, OK!!
SFX: BAM, BOOM
Beauty: IT’S A PRIMITIVE ATTACK----!!!!
Giga: OUT OF THE WAY!!
SFX: BO—OM
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GUWAAAA
Giga: Excellent. Let me show you all the difference in our status…

175.
Giga: EMPEROR SENSE
SFX: BUON
Bo-bobo: WHA! WHAT IS THIS!!!
Straight Hair: THAT’S GIGA’S ABSOLUTE IQ ACTIVATING HIS PLAN OF CALCULATION!!! IT TAKES THE POWER OF A GOD TO DECIPHER IT ALL!!
Wavy Hair: THIS IS THE EMPEROR’S SENSE THAT ONLY FORGIVES GENIUSES!!
SFX: BING BING
Giga: How’s this? Can’t you move slightly?
Bo-bobo: !!
Bo-bobo: SLIGHTNESS!? NO EXPERIENCE IN TH—AT!! LET’S GO, ORA----!!!
Signs: SECURITY
Helmets: FIRST SECURITY
SFX: CRAWL CRAWL CRAWL
Beauty: THAT’S RIDICULOUS DISGRESION----!!!!

176.
Giga: I’m reading it.
SFX: DARARARARARARARA
Bo-bobo: KU…HE’S DONE SOMETHING BAD!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT…
SFX: DA
Don Patch: WE DON’T UNDERSTAND THINGS LIKE THA-------T!!!
Beauty: REALLY------!!!!
Giga: Calculation complete.
Giga: HERE YOU GO
SFX: PUSH
Don Patch: YAKKUN!! NO, IT’S WRONG!?
Giga: LEFT YOURSELF OPEN
Don Patch: OBU!!
SFX: SLAM

177.
Bo-bobo: YOU----!!
Giga: You can’t move here anymore.
SFX: POKE
SFX: Slip
Bo-bobo: AH!!
SFX: BAM
Tennosuke: BU!!!
SFX: HYU—STAB
Tennosuke: GYAAAA!!
Bo-bobo: IDIOT!! I’M STILL LEFT!!
Don Patch: HOW DARE YOU STEP ON ME----!!!
SFX: BO—OOM
Bo-bobo: BUHAA--!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
SFX: BAM WHAM BAM WHAM
Don Patch: IT’S YOUR FAULT!!
Giga: JUST AS PLANNED!
Beauty: …That’s…he planned out everything that happened in that moment now? What exactly is his IQ…?

178.
Giga: I can calculate all of your actions.
Bo-bobo: KU…YOU POSSESS THAT SORT OF OUGI…
Don Patch: Gugu…in that case…
Don Patch: WE’LL EAT ALL OF THE WEIRD PATTERNS!!!
SFX: CHEW CHEW
Bo-bobo: NICE IDEA
Beauty: YOU’RE EATING THAT!?
Don Patch: (Speaks weird calculation)
Beauty: HE BECAME SMART!!
Bo-bobo: S**T, WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!!
Tennosuke: Leave it to me.
Tennosuke: THIS IS ARGUABLY THE ONLY MEANS THAT IS EQUAL TO HIS “EMPEROR SENSE”.
Tennosuke: NU SENSE
SFX: BUON
Beauty: HERE’S ANOTHER AMAZING SENSE POSSESSOR----!!!

179.
Tennosuke: NU-----!!! NU-----!!!
SFX: DODODODODODO
SFX: WHAM / BO—OM
Tennosuke: GYAA!!!!
Giga: DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN EMPEROR AND THE IGNORANT
Bo-bobo: THAT’S A FINE WORRY, GIGA!! SO THEN HERE I’LL USE HIGHER CALCULATIONS WITH YOUR CALCULATIONS!!!
Bo-bobo: (Thinks of simple math)
Beauty: JUST SIMPLE ADDITION!!? IT’S HOPELESS!!
SFX: BUON
Beauty: WHA!? A WHOLE LOT OF DIFFICULT-SEEMING DRAWINGS ARE APPEARING!!! (With simple addition)

180.
Bo-bobo: IT’S MOVEMENT SURPASSING GIGA’S CALCULATIONS, IT IS------
Bo-bobo: THIS----!!!
SFX: CHASE CHASE CHASE
Beauty: YOU’RE KIDDING----!!!
SFX: WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: WAN-WAN GIANT SLALOM!!!
Giga: I’ve already calculated that move too. The next blow will be my fist going through your throat.
Bo-bobo: WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN
SFX: WHIIIIIRL
Giga: HYAHA
Bo-bobo: WANG TA REN
(Translator’s Note: I kept the “wan” for Bo-bobo’s barking this time due to this particular pun: Wang Ta Ren is a character from the WSJ series “Sakigake! Otokojuku” by Akira Miyashita, notable as the second-in-command and medic of the Otokojuku cram school)
Kanji: EIGHT DRAGONS
SFX: GAN

181.
Giga: WHAT!! MY CALCULATION WAS OFF!!
Giga: That’s stupid!! How could my calculation be off? That wasn’t there now…why? Why was I off?
Giga: !!
Giga: HE GOT ON WHILE I WASN’T LOOKING~~~
Bo-bobo: That heavy object wasn’t added to your calculations. MY CALCULATION WON.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: OSSHA----! WE DESTROYED HIS OUGI----!!!
Giga: OUGI? I HAVEN’T USED THAT AT ALL----
Everyone: !!
Bo-bobo: How unexpected. ME NEITHER.
Beauty: No, you used it at full strength.
(End of Volume 11)

182.
BO-BOBO NOSEHAIR THEATER
#5: PRIVATE

Sign: Before the performance

Tennosuke: IT’S ALRIGHT, PUT ON THESE “FUNNY NOSE AND GLASSES”!!
Dengaku Man: PLE…PLEASE STOP!
Tennosuke: Stop? I’ll stop when you become Wicky-san----
Dengaku Man: AH, I AM WICKY.
(Translator’s Note: Wicky refers to Anton Wicky, a man from Sri Lanka who came to Japan where he became a notable teacher and TV personality)
Don Patch: !
Don Patch: OH NO!!!
Narrator: When Aunty Don Patch thinks of “Oh no!”, she transforms into “Oh No Mask”
Caption: OH NO----
Don Patch: OH NO!!!!
SFX: BAM
Tennosuke: GUWA!!

183.
Tennosuke: HOW DARE YOU…I’LL KILL YOU!! SERIOUS MODE!!
Dengaku Man: HE’S WEARING IT
Don Patch: OH NO!!
Tennosuke: SMA----SH!!!
SFX: SMASH
Dengaku Man: GYAAA
Don Patch: OH NO!!
Don Patch: OH NO!! OH NO!! OH NO----!!!
Dengaku Man: I’M DOING IT---
SFX: POP POP / WHIRL WHIRL
Tennosuke: KYA, IT’S FATAL.
Tennosuke: WELL THEN, DOUBLE WICKY-SAN!!
Dengaku Man: TOMORROW IS SUNNY
Don Patch: O--!! H--!! N--!! O--!!
Beauty: You know the manga started while back…
Don Patch, Tennosuke & Dengaku Man: OH NO!!!! PRIVATE STUFF’S BEEN AIRED?
Tennosuke: THEY SAW IT--
(End of Bo-bobo Omake 5)

Translator's Note: It's somewhat surprising about my feelings regarding Giga. Thanks to the previous chapter, I thought he was just arrogant but now...somehow his arrogance seems more lively and interesting compared to some of the elitist ideals of Halekulani. They are similar in some ways but...Giga's more smug about his mind and somehow it gives him more of a personality compared to a guy who's only concerns are money...and nothing more. And somehow, while the battle with Giga's "mental sensory field" I originally thought was going to be dull, I thought Sawai brought a lot to it...especially since somehow I got a Light vibe when he went "Just as Planned"...and of course Death Note isn't going to be starting for several more months! (then again, I've got a bit to say about Sawai's work connected to Death Note...when we get to that point) Well with another volume down, it's time we continued on to the next phase of the Giga fight: the real arty part that could get messy.