Shintetsu Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo 58

In a realm of spiraling madness, Bo-bobo's team has an impossible task at hand: stop five trains, including their mastermind Shiryuuen Kamara, and save Beauty (and maybe Dengaku Man). But their foe isn't going to make any of that easy!

Shinsetsu 58: Stop the Train!! 5-vs.-5 Offense and Defense

79.
Everyone: !!
Caption: Spiral-Doodlebug: An atrocious stage where sacrifices at the goal point will jump to their deaths if all five trains aren't stopped within five minutes.
Bo-bobo: KU
Bo-bobo: WAIT FOR ME, BEAUTY, BECAUSE I'LL SAVE YOU NOW!!

80.
Kamara: Kukuku, can you?
Pokomi: MY BODY IS HEAVY WITH THE SUPER-HIGH SPEED SPIRAL ROTATION. WHAT Gs.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: HE TRULY WAS AN AMAZING GRAMPS!!! GUOOOOO
Caption: CYBORG JII-CHAN PATCH-G AND TEN-G
Pokomi: NOT THAT G!! THAT'S HUGELY-NOSTALGIC!!!
(TN: The "Gramps"/"G"/Jii-chan referred to here is the lead character of Takeshi Obata's very first shonen manga, "Cyborg Jii-chan G", which ran in WSJ in 1989. And yes...I'm the one who translated that whole series...and yes, I told Linkara before you chew me out about it)
Bo-bobo: THIS ISN'T THE SITUATION TO PLAY; WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME! HERE WE DIVIDE OUR LABOR AND STOP ALL 5 OF THE TRAINS.
Gaou's Slip: Intention to Resign
(TN: A silly note: Gaou's slip also is pronounced "Jii")
Kamara: Start the game of desperation. The main engines of the remaining four trains excluding this train are linked by my created MIX Animals.
Kamara: SHOW YOURSELVES, MY EXTREMELY PERFECT ANIMALS
Bo-bobo: WHAT!?
SFX: ZUZUZUZUZUZU...

81.
Kamara: ANIMAL MIX SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: THREE-FOLD-MIX KAMARA'S 4 GOD-BEAST-MACHINE ARMY CORP!!!!!
Sue: You've called, Kamara-sama?
Caption: SUE: 9-Headed Snake + King Lion + Bike
Caption: CHERI: Tank + Polar Bear + Mountain Gorilla
Rai: We'll hunt them quickly.
Caption: RAI: Pelican + Impala + Battleship Shore
(TN: This one sort of confused me on a couple matters: the Japanese for "Battleship Shore" is "Senkan Nagi", with "Senkan" as "Battleship". "Nagi" on the other hand has a few notable meanings, including "Shore" and the "calm" of a sea, but it really didn't show anything that really would show relevance to this, so I just went with "Shore" for the "Nagi". However, "Impala", which may seem strange as well, is "Aepyceros melampus", a type of African antelope)
Caption: MA: Massage Chair + Otter + Thoughts of Grandma
Don Patch & Tennosuke: WHAT IS THAT!? JUST THAT ONE IS SHODDY!!!

82.
Kamara: It has been arranged that these trains won't ever stop as long as you haven't defeated them.
Bo-bobo: WHAT!?
Softon: BO-BOBO, FROM HERE WE CAN ONLY TAKE THE HAND OF OUR REDUCED TIME BY DISPERSING AND FIGHTING.
Pokomi: ONE PERSON, ONE ANIMAL! CONCENTRATE ON THEM AND BRING THEM DOWN FOR CERTAIN.
Tennosuke: I'LL KILL THE OTTER-GUY!
Don Patch: YOU'RE SLY ON THAT--
Tennosuke: HE'S MINE!!
Can: LOTS
Pokomi: I DON'T HAVE ONE BIT OF EXPECTATION FOR THEM...
Softon: WE'LL DEFEAT THESE FAKE-ANIMALS WITH A SWIFT ATTACK AND STOP THE TRAINS!
Pokomi: YEP.
Sue: HEY HEY IS THAT A GAG? ARE THEY GOING TO WIN AGAINST US?
Rai: THEY'RE FOOLS.
Tennosuke: Well can't we take out this penguin that's in my stomach? It is singing a song about world peace but...
Penguin: WORLD YOUR LOVE! LOVE AND PEACE!
Bo-bobo: If you're going to be useful in this battle, take it out.
Tennosuke: PLAYING WITH HIS TEETH!! JIMI HENDRIX!?
(TN: Tennosuke actually does refer to the notable rock god Jimi Hendrix, who defined rock during a short performing period while living only between 1942 and 1970)
Bo-bobo: GU

83.
Bo-bobo: SHIRYUUEN KAMARA, JUST YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY BE KILLED BY ME!!
Kamara: REFLECT UPON YOUR HELPLESSNESS AND DIE, TRASH.
Softon: GO WELL! SCATTER!
Tennosuke: My aim is only for the small-fry otter!!
Shirt: Patch
Don Patch: HAJIKE-RYUU OUGI: PHYS-ED 3RD-PERIOD REPETITIOUS SIDE-JUMPING!!!
Tennosuke: AAH, HE CROSSED OVER AHEAD OF ME.
Kamara: REALLY, CAN YOU STOP ALL FIVE TRAINS WITH YOUR QUACK POWER!?

84.
Don Patch: YOUR OPPONENT IS ME.
Caption: 1ST TRAIN: DON PATCH VS. MA
Sue: GURURURU, SUCH TASTY PREY IS COMING FOR ME.
Caption: 4TH TRAIN: POKOMI VS. SU
Tennosuke: OF ALL THINGS, I'VE ENDED UP SHARING A RIDE ON THE WORST TRAIN...TEN-CHAN'S ULTIMATE CRISIS...
Caption: 2ND TRAIN: TOKORO TENNOSUKE VS. CHERI

85.
Tennosuke: PURUPURU SHINKEN OUGI: OWN-STYLE BANANA-ENCOUNTER (out loud) ALREADY THIS IS THE ONLY MOVE I HATE FOR THE BRUTE!!
Flags: TASTY | REALLY CHEAP
Cheri: UHO UHO UHO---!! +(I'll eat this)
Tennosuke: GYAAAA, NO GOOD----!!
Tennosuke: SAVE MEEEE, DON PATCH---
Don Patch: Beauty~~~I'll save you now~~~even if I'm lu~~cky, it may be impossible~~~Ah! It's good there!
Tennosuke: YOIYASA---!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING---!! DEFEAT HIM QUICKLY
(TN: "Yoiyasa" is a chant usually done by valent men, including men of the sea)
Rai: WHAT'S GOING ON? NONE OF THEM ARE RIDING ON MY TRAIN BUT
Voice: MY OPPONENT WILL BE ME.
Rai: WHAT? THAT LIGHT IS...

86.
Softon: BABYLON SHINKEN KYUUKYOKU OUGI: GOLDEN SOFTON
Caption: 5TH TRAIN: SOFTON VS. RAI
"Man", "Woman" and Rai: WHAAAT---GOLDEN POOOOOP!!?
Rai: WHAT IS THIS!? WHOSE POOP IS THIS!!
Rai: HA!!, IT CAN'T BE: MINE... (to himself) It's the gold-leaf tofu that I ate at the traditional restaurant three days ago!! This can't be a disaster for that...
(TN: A couple things:
1. "Gold-Leaf Tofu" or "Kinpakuiri no Tofuu", is literally what it sounds like: tofu with gold leaf pieces in it. Since gold isn't consider toxic in some culture, they had no problem in eating it even in a delicacy.
2. A "traditional Japanese restaurant" is the Japanese word "Ryoutei", which is a specific high-class restaurant with high price food and service by geisha)
Softon: WE DON'T HAVE TIME: I HAVE TO GO AT FULL POWER FROM THE START. HOLD ON, BEAUTY.

87.
Rai: BEAUTY? THAT SACRIFICE! THIS IS BECAUSE SHE ENTERED THE 23-WARDS IN SPITE OF BEING WEAK. SHE'LL INSTANTLY BECOME MINCEMEAT AND BE SLOPPY HAMBURGER MEAT---
(TN: Rai does say "mince/mincemeat" twice; the first time I translated it as "mince" since it was in Japanese "hikiniku", while the second was simply "minchi", which I made as "hamburger meat")
Softon: !
Rai: HUH...
Softon: BABY!!
Rai: GUPO
Softon: LON!!
Softon: SEWAGE MOUTH THAT I CAN'T STAND HEARING: POSSESS THE ANGER OF BABYLON AND GET SUPPRESSED BY IT
Rai: WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU DONE!?
Rai: HUH!

88.
Softon: BABYLON SHINKEN HIOUGI: FLOW OF BABYLON
(TN: "Nagashi" typically has a Japanese word of "sink", but can also be a reading of "nagasu", which is "to flow")
Rai: WHAT IS HERE---!!!? A LARGE QUANTITY OF POOP IS FLOWING BY----!!!
"Voice": You should eat these.
Rai: WHAT ARE THEY!!? I HAVE TO EAT THESE POOP---!!!
Rai: F**KING LET ME GO! WHAT IS THIS HEINOUS SHINKEN---I CAN'T HAVE SUCH OPPOSITION!?
Rai: S*****T----
SFX: Pukapuka (Float float)

89.
Rai: WHAT EXACTLY IS THAT!?
Softon: POOPY----!!!
(TN: Softon here says "Unchou", which is the softened cutesy version of "poop")
Softon: POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY
Outfits: UN GIRLS (PO|POO GIRLS)
Softon: LET'S GO---P - O - O - P - Y POOPY!!
Softon: EDIBLE POOP!!!!
Rai: GOBYABAAAAA
Softon: WILL YOU EAT IT OR WILL IT EAT YOU?

90.
Rai: FUGOGOGOGOGO...
Softon: POOP IS THE GREATEST---!!! BABYLON SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: VERDICT OF POOP AFFECTION!
Sue, Cheri & Ma: !!
Voice 1: A TRAIN STOPPED! THAT STUPID RAI WAS DEFEATED!?
Voice 2: WHAT SORT OF PERSON DID THAT!!?

91.
Softon: THIS IS BAD! THIS TRAIN HAS ALREADY DESCENDED TO THE HALF-WAY POINT OF THE SPIRAL. EVEN THE DISTANCE OF THE RAILS HAS BECOME SHORTENED TO THE EXTENT OF HOW WE'VE ADVANCED TO BELOW...
Softon: WHAT WE HAVE LEFT IS TWO MINUTES!
Dengaku Man: AS EXPECTED OF POOP-DONO, HE'S DREAMY
Softon: I LEAVE YOU WITH BEAUTY, ALL OF YOU----!!!
Tennosuke: UOOOO
Don Patch: This is your reward...
Kamara: You seem like a guy who can do a bit, but that won't change all of your deaths.
Caption: 3RD TRAIN: BO-BOBO VS. SHIRYUUEN KAMARA

92.
Bo-bobo: I WILL DEFEAT YOU AND SAVE BEAUTY.
Bo-bobo: UOOOOO
Kamara: I don't know what you're going to do, but it's a futile thing.
Kamara: ANIMAL MIX SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: INVINCIBLE ARMOR - 100 BEAST FANG!! (out loud) BE A HONEYCOMB!!

93.
Kamara: KAMARA'S ANIMAL PLANETS!!!
Kamara: DIRECT HIT; YOU'RE MINCH.
Kamara: !

94.-95.
Bo-bobo: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: ONIGAWARA BOMBER---!!!
(TN: "Onigawara" is a stone oni placed on top of many Japanese buildings usually built akin to a gargoyle in Europe as means to catch and flow water towards a roof or the ground)
Kamara: GAHA GOHA, HE SMASHED MY ARMOR...THE ONIGAWARA BOMBER?
Bo-bobo: LET'S GO AT ONCE, KAMARA. THIS HERE IS YOUR FINAL STATION.
Caption: SHINSETSU BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO; AFTER-TRAINING PERFECT-EDITION

TN: Why did this chapter feel so filled with stuff and yet the same time feel so empty and quick? I mean, this chapter had essentially another version of Softon's little "unko" bit similar to the one from the Usui fight, which then was brilliant and here...just felt rushed. I know it is all a matter of time considering the time limit with Kamara's forces riding down to a path of insanity, but that doesn't mean that everything just has to be rushed considering how so many other shonen stretch that sort of thing out. But hey, considering Sawai was probably on a time limit himself, with the series approaching rock bottom and the confidence of the magazine drifting away, so he just had no choice in the matter but speed things along in a way that just forced him to make even the time limits feel faster. Then again, this chapter did have a lot of weird but good moments, including a reference back to another series I did (yeah, I know there are a lot of people who hate G-chan but that series is just too weird to hate...once you get past some of the sick stuff) and...the otter chair...just...the otter chair. (I could see the Spanish Inquisition use that as a comfy chair any day)