Shintetsu Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo 59

In a maddening spiral towards death, Bo-bobo's team has managed to take down one of the five trains...but with four remaining and over half the course covered, can they surpass Kamara's forces and stop the inevitable!?

Shinsetsu 59: Truly a Dragon's Child

97.
Onigawaraman: TENNOSUKE~~~I TOO HAVE FINALLY EMERGED ON AIR~~~WE'LL DRINK CELEBRATORY SPIRITS IN A SPRING AKAMARU EXTRA CHAPTER-BEE!
(TN: For those who forgot, Onigawaraman is a random demon guy who showed up back in the first extra chapter of Shinsetsu when Tennosuke, Dengaku Man and Hanpen had yet to return to the series)
Kamara: YOU, WHAT IS THAT POWER?

98.
Caption: Three days earlier
Voice: You've cleared the final training area. All of you have well tempered in this one month-gyora...
(TN: I honestly don't quite know what was going on here but basically Sawai made a huge mistake in his story at this point. In this very scene, Torpedo Girl stated that Bo-bobo and the others spent 3 months training at her facility. However, the training period was only one month, with the "three months" being Tsurulina the 3rd's projected timeline in conquering all Shinken users...thus why they needed a month; to essentially sneak in and stop him before that happened. I don't know if this was Sawai's intention or not but I changed that line to match what was saw prior)
Torpedo Girl: You've been initiated into the best new techniques-gyora!
Torpedo Girl's Forehead: Oujou (Queen)
Beauty: WHAT TRAINING IS THIS!!? S&M TRAINING!!? THIS WILL BARELY MAKE A SHONEN MAGAZINE
Hatenko: I'LL ABSOLUTELY KILL MASTER TORPEDO...
Vat: No-Good 33
Beauty: HATENKO-SA---N!!!!

99.
Torpedo Girl: This boy had been completely wearing stylishly the "Shinsetsu Jacket".
Bo-bobo: GYAAAAA
Torpedo Girl: From here on and at any time, the jacket fairies will transport this jacket.
Jacket Fairies: Ya--y ya--y ya--y
Beauty: WHAT ARE THOSE? THEY'RE GROSS?
Torpedo Girl: Ah, incidentally, with 8 in the morning being their time to take out the home's trash, please avoid that.
Sign: TRASH DAY
Beauty: .........
Torpedo Girl: THE SHINSETSU JACKET IS A SYMBOL OF A NEW POWER. BY WEARING THIS, IT CAN DRAW OUT THE EIGHT FORCE THAT IS HIDDEN WITHIN THE BODY
(TN: "Eight Force" is literally in Japanese "The Eight Mysterious Powers")
The Eight Force: (from the center to top right, following "infinity")
-Oolong Tea
-Roppongi, the Smartly-Dressed Street
-Yukhoe
-300 Bikku*man Stickers
-Vi*gra
-A Weather Forecaster
-DS Li*e (Red)
-2 Glasses of Campari Orange
(TN: Quite a few of those should be rather obvious, including the constantly referred to "Bikkuriman" stickers, the "Roppongi" neighborhood of Tokyo, and the male impotence pill "Viagra", not to mention the DS Lite [which was a hot commodity having been released in 2006] However, a couple of the lesser known of these I'll go over now:
-Yukhoe, also known as "Yukke" in Japanese, is a popular Korean dish made with raw ground beef and spices, equivalent to a steak tartar.
-Campari Orange is an alcoholic drink combining Campari [a fruity alcoholic drink] with orange juice)
Beauty: THOSE 8!!? NOT FIRE AND WATER AND LIGHTNING!? THIS ISN'T LIKE NARUTO
(TN: I think the reason behind this line may actually have to do with some of the recent events in Naruto at the time of the chapter, where the main character was starting to learn the fundamentals of elemental manipulation that would help him face off ultimately against immortal Akatsuki member Kakuzu)
Torpedo Girl: Your attack power will increase times 3! This should multiply to the extent of 30-kinds of Chouougi that you can utilize. But the thing that will change the most is nothing...
Torpedo Girl: PASTE IT.
(TN: I really don't know what Torpedo Girl is saying here but basically she merely says "nori yo", which probably either could be a reading of "Noru" or "to ride", or just "nori" in reference to the seaweed used in Japanese cuisine. However, since "nori" also stands for "paste" and Bo-bobo is learning something rather vital for his training, for the moment I just translated it as "paste it")

100.
Kamara: !
Bo-bobo: TRUE AFRO---!!!
Kamara: GUMU!!
Kamara: DON'T LET OUT THIS RIDICULOUS BEHAVIOR...GUGU...

101.
Kamara: UO!!?
Kamara: What is this? Is this...Paris, the capital of art?
SFX: Pari
(TN: This is a weird pun: from the outset, Kamara thinks it's "Paris", but the people there are all going "Pari", which is similar as "Paris" in Japanese but actually the onomotopeia "Paripari" or the sound of crispiness)
Bags: Senbei (rice crackers)
Kamara: !
Bo-bobo: IT'S THE AGE OF VACATION ON TOP OF MY HEAD...IT WAS PAID FOR BY MY BODY'S PART-TIME WORK.
Bo-bobo: NUTCRACKER!! NUTCRACKER!! NUTCRACKER!! NUTCRACKER!!
Kamara: GUBOOOOOOOOOO

102.
Kamara: I WILL KILL-----
Kamara: THIS------....S**T!!?
SFX: STEAR--N STEAR--N
Kamara: ANIMAL MIX: WEASEL + SWORD
Kamara: ANIMAL MIX SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: DULL SLASH!!!!
Kamara: IT DIDN'T HIT; WHAT EXACTLY IS HE!? WHAT HAD HE CHANGED INTO!?

103.
Bo-bobo: A SPONTANEOUS BODY.
Caption: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN HIOUGI: STANCE OF HEAVEN AND EARTH
Bo-bobo: PA~~~PE~~~PO~~~PA~~~PE~~~PO~~~
Bo-bobo: I'M GOING TO PLAY THIS
Kamara: DON'T MOCK ME---!!!

104.
SFX: SUTO
Bo-bobo: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: WAKIGE SHINKEN
(TN: "Wakige Shinken" = "Armpit Hair Shinken", I keep it in Japanese mostly due to it being a Shinken within a Shinken)
Kamara: GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!

105.
Kamara: GUBAA
Bo-bobo: I DON'T HAVE TIME: GET UP QUICKLY, KAMARA
Caption: REMAINING TRAINS: 4
Beauty: ...NN...
Sue: HEY HEY, WHAT'S WRONG!? WE'VE GOT EXACTLY A MINUTE REMAINING UNTIL THE SACRIFICE IS MINCE!
Pokomi: He
Sue: COME AFTER ME WITH DEATLY ENERGY, SMALL FRY: GAHAHAHAHA
Pokomi: RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT PATCHIN AND PURURUN?
Don Patch: Paradise~~~Paradise~~~
Pokomi: AWW---NO GOOD----!!! HE'S COMPLETELY WATERED DOWN

106.
Pokomi: And Pururun too?
Pokomi: IT'S HEROIC GREATER THAN ANTICIPATED!!!
Tennosuke: I'm sorry, Boboman...it seems like I won't be taking back Meat-kun's right leg...
(TN: The end of the last chapter as well as this scene is a weird parody of a notable fight from Yudetamago's Kinnikuman, where Terryman (which Tennosuke is parodying at this point) is forced to face the massive The Mountain in a battle to retrieve one of several abducted body parts of Meat taken by the Seven Devils)
Voice: Hold on! From here you're fighting me.
Tennosuke: HAS MONGOLMAN COME?
(TN: Another reference to this same arc, Tennosuke's comment refers to the factor of Mongolman (Ramenman in disguise) showing up in the middle of a battle with one of the Seven Devils to help Brocken Jr. defeat Mister Khamen)
Hanpen: As a similar foodstuff, I can't leave this alone.
Tennosuke: HANPEN
Cheri: UHO!!!
Hanpen: ...That itches; young one.

107.
Hanpen: ALOOF HANPEN SHOU!!!!
Cheri: GORI GORI GORI GORI-----
Hanpen: My techniques are all certain-kill in a blow. They demonstrate their true worth in short-term matches like this.
Tennosuke: THE TRAIN IS GOING TO STOP.
Hanpen: This is a victory for we too foodstuff.
Tennosuke: THE FOOD KING TOKORO TENNOSUKE-SAMA HAS KILLED MASTER GORILLA---!! I LEAVE THE REST TO YOU, BO-BOBO--!!
(TN: "Master Gorilla" is "Gorikou", with "Gori" being short for "Gorilla")
Flag: MASTER GORILLA KILLED
Hanpen: NANUU!!!

108.
Bo-bobo: SUMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMO---N
Kamara: GUAA
Bo-bobo: 3 left.
Kamara: YOOU...YOOU~~~~
SFX: JIII
Jati: A---a---h, he's ended up losing. (Kamara)
Hiiragi: No problem. Because he has his valued secret.
Jati: A SECRET?
Hiiragi: KAMARA IS THE CHILD OF A DRAGON. PERHAPS HE'LL RETURN TO HIS TRUE FORM...WE'LL SEE HIS PECULIAR 2-STAGE TRANSFORMATION.

109.
Jati: HEE...INTERESTING.
3rd: THE AMBITIONS OF A DRAGON ASCENDS INTO THE HEAVENS. KAMARA...WILL YOU BECOME A PURPLE DRAGON?
(TN: A notable comment: "Shiryuu", which is part of "Shiryuuen Kamara"'s name, literally translates into "Purple Dragon". Ironically, this "Shiryuu" is the same as the "Shiryuu" used for a main character in Masami Kurumada's "Saint Seiya")
Kamara: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bo-bobo: WHAT IS THAT!?
Pokomi: HIS AURA IS SWELLING UP...IT'S SURPASSING KNOWLEDGE
Kamara: THE DAY WHERE I RETURN TO THAT FORM IN THIS WORLD HAS COME---THERE HASN'T BEEN A PERSON WHO HAS SEEN THIS FORM AND SURVIVED!!!

110.
Kamara: ADULT DRAGON (out loud) IT'S OVER--- (chanting) APPARITION
"Monsu": MONSU----!! MONSU---!!
Forehead: KADEN (Slash-and-burn agriculture)

111.
Bo-bobo: ............
Monsu: MONSU--MONSU--
Sue: ............
Pokomi: ............
Everyone: AAH...
"Monsu": MONSU--MONSU--
Everyone: LET'S KILL IT...
PokomI: HA
Pokomi: Bo-bobo, we don't have time anymore. We're right near big sister Beauty...
Bo-bobo: DECIDE THIS WITH A SWIFT ATTACK, POKOMI!!!
Bo-boob: !? WHAT
"Monsu": YOU'VE MADE A MISUNDERSTANDING, YOU YOUNGSTERS; THIS BODY IS A TEMPORARY CONTAINER THAT HAS WITHIN THE BODY THE AMBITION OF A DRAGON THAT IS OVERFLOWING OUT...

112.-113.
"Dragon": DRAGON KING SHIRYUUEN KAMARA
Kamara: CUNNING HUMANS, OPPOSING A DRAGON THAT IS THE KING OF ALL CREATION MERITS CERTAIN DEATH
Don Patch: This is enchanting~~~n!
Caption: 30 seconds remain

TN: Alright...I get this is supposed to be fast, but...not this fast. Two...no, three chapters seemed to fly right by with this one and everything that happened in it! Heck, you could have easily stretched it out with ease with all that was going on...heck, I know its supposed to be fast with the whole "life-or-death of Beauty" scenario, but does Sawai really have to be so speedy? Regardless, seeing such power exhibited by Bo-bobo (not to mention the likes of Hanpen...while Don Patch just seems to have melted away this time) shows the whole aspect of the chapter being a matter of time. But while I get starting with "the big attack" is what makes it so, the mere fact that so many of the attacks at this point are Chouougi anyway sort of defeats the purpose of what feels like a race against time. Besides...with how well Bo-bobo's side has been doing, you'd expect Hiiragi to applaud it with the factor that he may actually be needed.