Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 134

With their own brand of teamwork, Bo-bobo, Tennosuke and Hatenko have put Ujikin TOKIO and his partners on the ropes! But in a battle where anything can happen, one weird decision could be the end...for one side!

Ougi 134: 7 Mysteries

45.
Bo-bobo: Well, it’s over.
TOKIO: GUGU…I WILL NOT LOSE…………
TOKIO: If I lose to him, I’ll have to relapse to those times again…
TOKIO: WHEN I WASN’T SOLD……
Sign: WARNING OF DANGEROUS UKIJINTOKI!!
DANGER
UJIKINTOKI INFESTATION IN THIS OCEAN.
TOKIO: YEEEEEAHHOO--------I!
TOKIO: HEY, HUNNIES, DON’T YOU WANT TO EA-----T ME?
SFX: KIIII
Girls: IT’S HERE---!!!
TOKIO: YAHHO-----I!
SFX: SURF
Girls: KYAAA

46.
SFX: SPLA—SH
TOKIO: GUO!! A HERD OF JELLYFISH!
TOKIO: Uuh…I’ll be unsold again today. (Present) WILL I RETURN TO THOSE DAYS OF HELL----!!!
Bo-bobo: THAT PAST ISN’T SUCH A BIG DEAL.
TOKIO: WHAT!!
Bo-bobo: Tennosuke, tell him.
Tennosuke: Well then, that’s light. Shall I tell you of my time when I was being sold…
Sash: King of Sorrow
Narrator: --3 Years Ago—A nearby supermarket…
Tennosuke: BUY ME~~~BUY ME~~~
Sign: Tokoro Tennosuke: 10 Yen

47.
Shopkeeper: AH! TENNOSUKE’S SQUISHED IN AGAIN!
Tennosuke: I’m horribly exposed!!
Manager: YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF THERE!! I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL WE GAVE YOU JUST THAT SPACE!!
Shopkeeper & Manager: PUSH HIM IN!! PUSH HIM IN!!
SFX: SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
Tennosuke: GYAAAAAA
Woman: …Well—then, last is tokoroten. Tokoroten…tokoroten…
Tennosuke: BOO!!
Woman: KYAA-----!!!
Manager: WHAT ARE YOU DOING---!!!
SFX: BAM
Tennosuke: BU!!
Tennosuke: …And that’s the beginning of the story.
TOKIO: THAT’S A HEROIC PAST---!! GUBA
Chisuisui: UJIKIN-SAMA!!!

48.
TOKIO: GUGU…IF THAT’S THE CASE…
Chisuisui: WE’LL GO AND KILL YOUR ALLIES FIRST----!!
SFX: GOOOOO
Star Saber: TAKE THIS: POISON SHAVED-ICE ATTACK!!!
Heppokomaru: WHA…
Beauty: KYAAAAAA
SFX: GOOOO
TOKIO: AND I’LL EAT THEM!!!
SFX: MUNCH MUNCH
Beauty & Heppokomaru: EEH------!!?
TOKIO: GOHA…HOW’S THAT? YOU DIDN’T PREDICT THAT…? YOU ALL DON’T DESERVE TO HAVE SHAVED-ICE TO EAT!!
Bo-bobo: YOU------!! YOU SAID THIS WAS 3-ON-3 YET ATTACKED MY ALLIES. FURTHERMORE, YOU’RE A COWARDLY GUY WHO GOES AND EVEN EATS HIS OWN ATTACK!!!

49.
Bo-bobo: FINE! IF YOU LIKE UNPREDICTABLE THINGS, THEN I’LL TAKE YOU MY IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT WORLD!!!
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN KYUUKYOKU OUGI: 7 EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON TRAVELER!!!!
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: !!
Chisuisui: WH…WHAT IS THIS?
Star Saber: IT’S SHOWING THE SCENERY OF VARIOUS COUNTRIES!!
Bo-bobo: THIS WILL MAKE ALL OF YOU EXPERIENCE 7 EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON!! THE LEADERS WILL BE ME AND…
Bo-bobo: HAMICHIN-KUN!!
SFX: BA—N
Hamichin: Let’s go.
Chisuisui: WHAT IS HE!?

50.
Bo-bobo: GOOD, GET ON THE LOVE WAGON!!
SFX: BAM
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: GYAA
Hamichin: PREPARE YOURSELF PREPARE YOURSELF
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE NOT COMING!!
Hamichin: EH!?
Bo-bobo: FIRST STOP IS AUSTRALIA!!!
SFX: ZUBO
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: UWAAAA
Hamichin: Uuh…
Bo-bobo: WE’RE HERE!!!!
SFX: BA—N
TOKIO: WHERE ARE WE!!? IS THIS JUST THE DRAWING OF THE AUTHOR!!
Koala: This town doesn’t have anyplace with an extraordinary phenomenon.
TOKIO: YOUR OWN EXISTANCE IS AN EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON!!!
Kangaroo: AH?
SFX: FLAP / CLICK / ERR
TOKIO: EH…? (Why are they half out?)

51.
Bo-bobo: EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON #1: AUSTRALIA’S SURGING WAVES!!!
SFX: BAM BOOM BANG
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: GYAAAAAAA
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: AAAAAAH
SFX: Climb climb
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: AAAAAAH
SFX: Boing boing
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: WE’RE SORR—Y
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO TO THE NEXT--¡! THE NEXT EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON IS…
SFX: BOI—NG
Sign: America
Bo-bobo: SMITH’S ROOM IN AMERICA-----!!!
Smith: H—i
Chisuisui: WHERE’S THE EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON----!!?
Smith: THIS WALL HERE HAS THE FACE OF A LAUGHING MAN FLOATING HE—RE. (It’s scary)
Chisuisui: IT’S JUST A STAIN!!!!

52.
Bo-bobo: AKURYOU TAISAN!! AKURYOU TAISAN!!
(Translator’s Note: As I explained prior, this is the expression used for “Expel the Evil Spirit”)
SFX: SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: GUWAAAAAAA, IT’S US!!?
Smith: YOU’RE THE EVIL SPIRITS---!! (In here--)
Chisuisui & Star Saber: SMITH YOU—
Bo-bobo: AND THE SURVIVOR…
SFX: Clump
Bo-bobo: CLEANS THE WALL---!!
SFX: SCRATCH SCRATCH
TOKIO: GYAAAA, WHY THAT--?
Bo-bobo: AND #3 IS A NEW ZEALAND CYCLONE!!
SFX: POKE
Voices: OOH! IT’S IN FRONT OF US. AMAZING! AMAZING, MOMMY!!
Bo-bobo: So, go in.
SFX: Boom
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: THAT’S MURDER--!!!

53.
Chisuisui: GUOOOOO, WHAT STRONG WIND PRESSURE---!!
SFX: GOOOO
TOKIO: BUT HOWEVER THIS MAY BE LUCKY! WE CAN HEAD DOWN TO THE CENTER OF THE CYCLONE!! Surely----!!!
TOKIO: N
Bo-bobo: ~~~!
SFX: SPIN SPIN
TOKIO: YOU’RE MAKING IT!!! (That’s not the center at all----!!)
SFX: HYUN HYUN HYUN
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: ¡
Don Match: POWER-UP!
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: WHAT IS THIS!?
(Translator’s Note: This is a parody of the video game “Galaga”, where UFOs can abduct your men and you can save them to power up yourself against the alien onslaught)
Bo-bobo: ENTER THE BOSS!
SFX: BO—OM
Everyone: GYOEE—
Bo-bobo: AND NEXT IS JAPAN’S EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON……………….
SFX: ZUBO
Sign: JAPAN

54.
Bo-bobo: A FULL OUTBREAK OF HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!!!!
“Girls”: CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
Star Saber: HERE’S MY ADDRESS
TOKIO: GYAAAAAAA, THEY’RE CRUSHING US--!!!
“Girls”: CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
SFX: DODODODODODO
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: WA? WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY TAKING US?
“Girls”: SERIOUSLY CUTE----!
SFX: SPLA—SH
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: YOU’RE LIA—RS!!!
Bo-bobo: NEXT IS INDIA!!
SFX: ZUBO
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: S**T----¡!
SFX: BAN
TOKIO: OOH…This appears very upfront…
Flag: SPICY TIMES 5
SFX: GASHAN GASHAN
TOKIO: BU----!!!
(Translator’s Note: I’m not sure if there is anything else to say, but I think the mech is inspired by the Kinnikuman wrestler Curry Cook…who also wears a batch of curry on his head)

55.
Bo-bobo: EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON CURRY ROBO!!! “VIOLENTLY SPICY BEAM!!”
SFX: BLORP
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: WE’RE INFECTED---!!! WE’RE INFECTED WITH TEXTURE----!!!
Chisuisui: S**T…WHAT IS THIS MASSIVE OUGI! UJIKIN TOKIO-SAMA…
TOKIO: I’M GOING TO CONFESS TO STAR SABER.
Tennosuke: HERE, TWO TICKETS.
Chisuisui: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?
Caption: CHISUISUI: I THOUGHT I SHOULD KILL UKIJINTOKI.
Bo-bobo: YOU GUYS! YOU’VE SEEN MANY EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON UNTIL NOW, BUT NEXT IS AT LAST THE FINAL ONE!!!
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO!!
SFX: ZUBO
Bo-bobo: LAST IS-----

56.
Bo-bobo: THE MYSTERIOUS COUNTRY OF MOROCCO-----!!!
SFX: BA---N
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: THIS IS MOROCCO!!? THIS SCENERY LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DRAWN FROM JUST IMAGINATION!!
Bo-bobo: U~~~N…THIS IS MOROCCO, NO MATTER WHERE WE’RE VIEWING IT FROM!
Chisuisui: THE AUTHOR IS AT A STRETCH!!
Bo-bobo: AND IMMEDIATELY WE’LL GO TO MOROCCO’S EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON!!
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: !!
Bo-bobo: MOROCCO’S EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON: TRUCK-O IN MOROCCO------!!!
SFX: GOOOOO
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: THIS ISN’T AN ORDINARY---PUN-----!!!
(Translator’s Note: I think that the whole point of Morocco was for this pun. The Japanese way of saying “truck” is “Torokko”, which rhymes with Morocco. So, I added the silly “o” at the end so it would work)

57.
Bo-bobo: MISSED OPERATION! MISSED OPERATION! MISSED OPERATION!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: BU BU BU
Bo-bobo: TENNOSUKE’S EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON----¡!!
SFX: BA—N
Tennosuke: BO-BOBO KILLED ME………………
TOKIO: UWA, THAT IS!!
Bo-bobo: …How’s that? Will you give in?
TOKIO: DON’T JOKE! THERE AREN’T ANY EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON LEFT…WE’VE STOOD PAST THEM.
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: WE’LL KILL YOU----!!
Bo-bobo: YOU IDIOTS…
Bo-bobo: IN THIS OUGI, THERE EXISTS AN 8TH EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON THAT WAS HIDDEN!! TAKE THIS!! MY SENSATIONAL SUPER-DIMENSIONAL EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENON------
SFX: CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE

58.
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO BIG ERUPTION----!!!!
TOKIO, Chisuisui & Star Saber: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!

59.
SFX: BUWA
Beauty: THEY CAME BACK!!
SFX: SLAM
Caption: UJIKIN TOKIO: CRUSHED
Heppokomaru: YES! THIS CLEARS THE STAGE!!
Don Patch: AT THIS RATE, WE’LL DEFEAT THE FORMER HAIR HUNTER—S!!
Bo-bobo: GOOD! TO THE NEXT ONE
Everyone: YEAH!
Lambada: …That girl is with him?

Translator's Note: Yes, that country looked nothing like Morocco at all...and yet, the only reason they went there was for that last pun! Sometimes Bo-bobo does just whatever it takes to win, particularly if it involves puns, weird references (I still think that robot was a Bo-bobo-tized Curry Cook) or...well, talking koalas and kangaroos. Oh, and try to remember the fact that there are talking koalas in this world...not for anytime in the near future but just as a reference for later. Meanwhile, somehow I've noticed Tennosuke's "unsold" stories get more bizarre by the appearance...but then again, he has been through a lot and heck, even TOKIO appeared to have something pailed in comparison. His saga at least involved the beach...and surfing...and hot girls in bikinis! All Tennosuke has...are middle-aged housewives. Now which do you think is more depressing: having scantily clad girls in bikinis run from you...or not being bought by a middle-aged woman? Think about it and respond next time when...well, we might see one of them.