Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 136

It's soldier vs. weapon as Combat Blues' gamble of bringing his secret weapon has only unleashed upon him Torpedo Girl! But will she bring the edge to stop another insane Former Maruhage leader for Bo-bobo?

Ougi 136: Torpedo and Combat

77.
Narrator: --Summary—Torpedo appears.
Bo-bobo: TORPEDO-SENSEI----!!
Don Patch: WE’VE BEEN WAITING----!!

78.
Combat Blues: GOFU. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY 25 YEARS OF COMBAT THAT I’VE BEEN HIT BY A WEAPON…
Beauty: It is.
Torpedo Girl: KYA----OH NO----!!
SFX: DIVE
Beauty: WHA? SHE WENT BACK.
Bo-bobo: THIS IS BAD! SURELY SHE ISN’T PLEASED WITH THE MEANS OF HER ENTRANCE.
Don Patch: FLOWERS! WE’LL USE FLOWERS AND CALL HER OUT AGAIN!!
Bo-bobo: TORPEDO-SENSEI---!
Don Patch: COME OUT--!
Torpedo Girl: KUU----N?
SFX: POKE
Beauty: UWA, SHE’S OUT……

79.
Torpedo Girl: GYO!?
Bo-bobo: NOW, THE DESTINED START OF THE TORPEDO GRAND PRIX. NOW GET INTO POSITION…
Crowd: WA—WA—
Torpedo Girl: GYORA? GYORA?
Don Patch: Victory is mine.
SFX: VROOM VROOM
Bo-bobo: 3
Bo-bobo: 2
Torpedo Girl: GYORA? GYORA?
Bo-bobo: 1
Bo-bobo: GO!!!!
SFX: WHOOSH / BAM
Combat Blues: GUBAA!!!!

80.
Combat Blues: …Th…that torpedo is strong…I’ve summoned such an absurd weapon…
Torpedo Girl: YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOO RIDICULOUS!! I CANNOT FORGIVE STUPIDITY!!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM
Don Patch: GYAAAAAAA
Bo-bobo: TEACHER, YOU’RE WRONG!! THAT COMBAT GUY TOLD US TO BE RIDICULOUS!!
Combat Blues: !?
Beauty: HE’S BLAMING HIM!!
Combat Blues: WRONG…NO, YOU’RE WRONG!!! (to himself) I’ll kill them! I’ll kill them without denial! (out loud) BO-BOBO AND THE OTHERS WERE ACTING SILLY EARLIER!! IT’S TRUE!!
Torpedo Girl: YOU’RE FRANK----!!!!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Combat Blues: GYAAAAAAAAAAA----!!!

81.
Torpedo Girl: TEACHER! HATES! FRANK STUDENTS!
SFX: SWISH SWISH
Bo-bobo: Teacher…that’s not just it.
Bo-bobo: That Combat has been making weapons of war himself AND SELLING THEM TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES, HE’S A BAD MAN!
Sign: Sale
Apron: WEAPON SHOP
Torpedo Girl: GYORA------!!!
Torpedo Girl: DOWN WITH WEAPONS-----!!!!!
Shirts: No More Weapons / No Weapons
SFX: BO—OM
Beauty: SHE’S FLYING WITHOUT DENIAL----!!!
Torpedo Girl: EXCELLENT!!! I’LL DEFEAT THIS COMBAT!!!
Torpedo Girl: HERE I GO!!!
SFX: SPLA—SH
Bo-bobo: OOH!! IT’S UNDERWATER WAR AS ONLY TORPEDOS DO!!
Torpedo Girl: AAH, NO, I’M DROWING…FLOAT RING! FLOAT RING--!
SFX: WAVE WAVE / DOBO

82.
Bo-bobo: …Teacher, you can’t swim…
Torpedo Girl: I HAVE NO REASON TO SWIM!! I’M IRON!! I’M MADE OF IRON!! SO I SINK!!
Torpedo Girl: HA! A BUG!!
Combat Blues: GUHUHU, I HEARD THAT~~
Torpedo Girl: KU
Beauty: YOU’RE CLOSE! A BUG HAS NO MEANING!!
Combat Blues: HA HA HA, IF YOU DON’T LIKE WATER, THEN I’LL DROWN ALL OF YOU. TRAP SHINKEN OUGI: WHIRLPOOL HELL!!!
SFX: BUON
Torpedo Girl: U~~N, THE SCENT OF DARJILING.
Don Patch: GUWAAA—GAHOGOBO………GAHA, I’M NOT A FLOAT RING, GOBO!
SFX: SPLASH SPLASH
Beauty: DON PATCH-KUN!!
Combat Blues: HA HA HA…GABO…HOW’S THAT----! GOBO THIS HURTS…GOBO
Beauty: HE’S DROWNING TOO----!!!

83.
Everyone: UWAAAAA
Torpedo Girl: AAH…I’M GOING TO DIE NOW…AAH, MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES
(Translator’s Note: The actual expression used by Torpedo Girl is “My past is floating like a soumatou”. A soumatou is a lantern with a revolving shade, usually used as a night light)
Chants: TORPEDO TEAM TORPEDO TEAM TORPEDO TEAM TORPEDO TEAM
Beauty: WHAT IS THAT PAST?
Combat Blues: HA HA HA, LET’S END THIS!! TRAP SHINKEN OUGI: UNDERWATER ROCKET MISSLES!!
SFX: BANG
Don Patch: UOOO, IT’S COMING--!!
Bo-bobo: THEN HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI…
Torpedo Girl: I’LL PROTECT MY STUDENTS!!!
SFX: BA / CLING CLING CLING
Don Patch: GYA!!
Bo-bobo: GUBO!!!
Beauty: KYA
Torpedo Girl: Just in the nick of time…………
SFX: Bloop~~~

84.
Torpedo: I’ll die with peace of mind…GOBOBO
Combat Blues: HA HA HA, THE ONE WITH THE MOST TROUBLE HAS DIED!!
Bo-bobo: IDIOT! YOU DON’T KNOW OF TORPEDO-SENSEI’S TRUE AMAZEMENT!! IT’S BEST I SHOW YOU: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI…
Bo-bobo: “LOVE ROAD”!!! SHE’S UNSTOPPABLE WHEN SHE SEES THIS FACE!!
SFX: BUOON
Combat Blues: !?
Torpedo Girl: SO…SOFTON-SAMA!
Torpedo Girl: UM…WELL…
SFX: FIGIT FIGIT
Torpedo Girl: POWERFUL OUGI: LOVE ATTACK!!!! I LOVE YOU-GYORA-----
SFX: WHA—M
Combat Blues: GUBAA!!!!

85.
SFX: BUON / SLAM
Beauty: AH! WE RETURNED TO THE ORIGINAL SLIDE!!
Combat Blues: KU…I’LL KILL THAT TORPEDO…N! WHA? THE TORPEDO’S NOT HERE…
Bo-bobo: Teacher is hiding from us.
Combat Blues: WHAT!!
Bo-bobo: SO THEN OUGI: TORPEDO QUIZ!!!! SO, CAN YOU CHOOSE WHICH IS THE REAL TORPEDO!!
Sign: QUIZ: WHI—CH IS THE TORPEDO?
Beauty: SHE’S BEEN FOUND----!!!
Combat Blues: WHICH!? WHICH!?
SFX: TWITCH TWITCH
Beauty: ……
Bo-bobo: Fu fu fu, you don’t know…
Combat Blues: I’VE GOT IT, THIS ONE!!!
SFX: GRAB
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: AA!!
Beauty: Somehow I feel sick………………

86.
Torpedo Girl: CORRECT!
SFX: DRIP
Torpedo Girl: YOUR PRIZE IS A BLESSED KISS!
SFX: Chu
Combat Blues: GUBA!!!
Torpedo Girl: OH NO------EMBARRASED TORPEDO----!!!
SFX: BAM
Combat Blues: GAHA!!!
Bo-bobo: Combat Blues…you’re insignificant.
Torpedo Girl: No, that guy—stole—my lips—from me—
Combat Blues: Ku, that torpedo’s too strong. Somehow if I can win her over…what can fish her in…
Combat Blues: BUT WHAT THING WOULD A TORPEDO WANT? I DON’T KNOW…I REALLY DON’T KNOW…THINK…THINK…HA! I’VE GOT IT!

87.
Combat Blues: HE—RE, TORPEDO-CHAN, A “NERIKESHI”~~~~IF YOU COME HERE, I’LL GIVE YOU A “NERIKESHI”~~IT’S RARE~~
(Translator’s Note: A “nerikeshi” is a kind of eraser, usually with a special design on it or in a pastel color. These erasers are considered collectable to many in Japan)
Torpedo Girl: I HAVE THAT, IDIOT!!!
SFX: SLA—M
Torpedo Girl: BU!!!
Bo-bobo: HE—RE TORPEDO-CHAN, A CROCODILE PURSE—
Torpedo Girl: NEW FOR WINTER, NEW FOR WINTER
Page: Purse
Combat Blues: GOFU! THE ANSWER IS A BRAND OF PURSE~~~
Torpedo Girl: THOSE WHO FISH ME WITH THINGS LIKE THAT ARE ROTTEN TO NO END!! FINE THEN! I’LL FIX YOUR EDUCATION FROM THE BEGINNING!!
Combat Blues: UWAAA
Torpedo Girl: GOKUAKU ZANKETU SHINKEN OUGI: TORPEDO LOVE EDUCATION!!!!
SFX: BA----N
Beauty: WHAT IS THAT OUGI--!!? (The meaning may be amazing!!)

88.
Caption: GRAY!
Beauty: YOU’RE NO GOOD!!
Torpedo Girl: HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE----!!!
SFX: BAM
Combat Blues: GUBA!!
Combat Blues: N! While I’m at it, there was a strange smell earlier…
Bo-bobo: Look up.
Combat Blues: Up?
SFX: Drip drip
Cans: GASOLINE
Combat Blues: GASOLINE!!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE, BOY!!!
Bo-bobo: It’s over.
Combat Blues: DUMMY, WAIT, WAIT…
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: BLAZING SLIDE!!!
SFX: BOOOOOOOOO
Sign: Balloon
Combat Blues: GYAAAAA----ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SWIMSUIT GIRLS!!?

89.
Bo-bobo: It’s bad to do bad stuff.
SFX: Pop
Swimsuit Girl & Swimsuit Gal: OK
Combat Blues: WHAT---!!? WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE!? HE’S DIFFERENT BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN!!
Combat Blues: S**T…JUST A LITTLE MORE TO THE TOP!! IF THAT’S THE CASE, I’LL CLIMB TO THE TOP…
Combat Blues: SOUMEN’S COMING----!!!!
(Translator’s Note: Soumen is wheat noodles usually served cold)
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Don Patch: FLOAT SOUMEN! FLOAT SOUMEN!
Combat Blues: GUWAAAAAAA----I’LL KNOW TRAGEDY AT THE BOTTOM----!!!
SFX: GOOOOO

90.
SFX: GOOOOOO
Combat Blues: FINE THEN! AT THE RATE I’M GOING DOWN, I’LL HAVE THE POOL!!
Combat Blues: !!
Bo-bobo: Don Patch…you did well.
Torpedo Girl: We’ve waited for you.
Bo-bobo & Torpedo Girl: POWERFUL OUGI: CROSS GODDESS!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Combat Blues: GUBAHHAA!!!!

91.
Caption: Combat Blues: Crushed
SFX: MELT…
Tennosuke: WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, HURRY AND SAVE ME--!
Caption: Tennosuke
Narrator: At that time.
Sign: TARGET PRACTICE
Dengaku Man: RAA!!
Salesman: Ah—oh well.
Dengaku Man: IT BUMPED AGAIN!! S**T, I WON’T GIVE UP UNTIL I GET THE MARLBORO--!!
(Translator’s Note: Like in the US, Marlboro is a popular brand of international cigarettes in Japan)
Lambada: Fu…he’s alone…this is my chance to test my transformation ability. I’ll start by deceiving this brat…
Lambada: Hey.
Dengaku Man: Ah, Beauty? (I’m busy)
Lambada: Yo.
Dengaku Man: WHO’S THAT!!!?

Translator's Note: It's sort of weird but I just had an actual realization this time: Torpedo Girl was actually funny...and I don't mean it in a pathetic or stupid way, but she was consistantly for a full chapter...funny! I know its shocking but in a way I think that by this point Sawai has finally found the perfect way to depict her kind of humor within the chapter. It was a weird a long development though: from repeating the same "I can't stand jokes" bit over and over during her climactic battle in the OVER arc to having some good bits here and there in Cyber City to...well, this gem of a performance. Of course, my only nitpick of the chapter regarding her: if Torpedo Girl can't swim, then why the heck did she fly all the way through the ocean against those Cyber City minions? The only excuse I have regarding that: she didn't swim, she used her rocket booster to burst through the ocean until she coincidentally came across Bo-bobo's group in Cyber City waters. That's really all I got on that since she is right about "iron can't float, it can only sink". Probably my only other complaint about the fight was Tennosuke mostly spent all of it melting...and that it was somewhat easy to defeat Combat Blues' minion girls but I guess they were just nice, normal girls after all. (which once again makes me question how they became block leaders for the Former Maruhage in the first place)