Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 138

With the mecha duo out of the way, the real mastermind of the ice rink has emerged. But with the insane power and ability he possesses, is there any way the Hajike Trio have even a chance against Jeda the Wind God?

Ougi 138: He’s Here! The Amazing Guy Who Wins by a Mile!!

109.
Lambada: He—y here, here! I’m your ally.
SFX: JI~~~~
Lambada: Ku ku ku, this face has completely deceived him…
Dengaku Man: He’s really an idiot…
Narrator: One other other hand at the ice skate rink…
Hagaiou & Raparapa: JEDA-SAMA’S FINALLY MAKING HIS MOVE!!
Caption: Loser Duo

110.
Jeda: YOU’RE PITIFUL…IS THAT THE LEVEL OF YOUR ABILITY?
Bo-bobo: Fu…you’re pitiful too…
Jeda: I’VE SEEN THE TRUE FORM OF YOUR ALLIES.
Insecticide Robot: HARMFUL INSECT FOUND HARMFUL INSECT FOUND
SFX: SLAP SLAP
Tennosuke: STUPID!! STOP!! I’M NOT A HARMFUL INSECT--!!!
Robot: BIBIBIBI…EXTERMINATE HARMFUL INSECT
SFX: SPRAY—
Tennosuke: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROBO----!!!
Don Patch: By the way, I’m pitiful too…
SFX: BA—N

111.
Don Patch: I sent out fifty New Years cards but I haven’t gotten one back.
SFX: PLUMP
Beauty: That’s pitiful…
Jeda: LET ME SHOW YOU MY ABILITY POSITION
SFX: WHOOOOOSH
Jeda: LET’S GO: FUUGAMA SHINKEN OUGI: REBEL SCYTHE
(Translator’s Note: Remember a while back when I mentioned the connection between former and current block leaders? Well back in vol. 2, we saw C-Block leader “Geha the Gale”, who was known as a “kamaitachi”, which is a weasel spirit who attacks in the wind with scythe hands. Well…Former C-Block leader Jeda’s Shinken, “Fuugama”, literally means “Wind Scythe”, which pretty much makes him more powerful and superior)
SFX: SU
Don Patch: IT’S MILK TIME—
SFX: CLASP

112.
Bo-bobo: ATTACK!!!
Don Patch: EEH----!!?
SFX: DON
Bo-bobo: UOOOOOOO
SFX: GOOOO
Bo-bobo: POWERFUL OUGI: GOOD LUCK DON PATCH!!!!
Don Patch: WA HA YO YA
SFX: GA GA GA KIN

113.
Don Patch: KILL BO-BOBO!! I’LL ABSULUTLY KILL HIM!!
(Translator’s Note: The mis-spelling is to make up for his muzzled mouth)
Jeda: HA HA HA, YOU’RE PARTNER IS ANGRY. IS THAT THE STATE OF YOUR FIGHTING!?
Bo-bobo: NO RELATION--!!!!
SFX: BOOM BAM
Don Patch: GYAAAAAAA
Jeda: GUO!
Bo-bobo: AND------
SFX: GOOOOO
Bo-bobo: GLIDE AWAY-----!!
SFX: BAM
Don Patch: BU!!
Jeda: LET’S GO TO THE NEXT.
Bo-bobo: !!

114.
Jeda: FUUGAMA SHINKEN OUGI: MATCHLESS 50 SCYTHES!!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH
Don Patch: GYAAAAA!!
Bo-bobo: YOU’VE GOT SCYTHE, THEN I’LL GIVE YOU A SIGHT!!
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: OKAMA BAR!!!
(Translator’s Note: OK, the translation sucked but basically it was Bo-bobo playing with words again. Scythe in Japanese is “Kama”, and Bo-bobo decides to fight back by using “okama”, which is a gay male or a male transvestite. Since I really didn’t know how to make the pun work without changing all “scythe” back into “kama”, I decided to make a weird rhyme leading to the Ougi)
Sign: OKAMA BAR: LEFTOVERS
SFX: JA----N
Beauty: IT’S SO WRONG----!!! (That’s a sight?)
(Translator’s Note: Beauty said they were “wrong” with their usage of “kama”, but hopefully my context doesn’t make her seem homophobic)
Bo-bobo: NO WAY—YOU’RE OUR CUSTOMER!
Scythe: Kama kama kama
Don Patch: I’M PACHIMI
Scythe: You’re a cute kama.
Beauty: AND THEY’RE BEING SOFTENED!! (The scythe)
Tennosuke: AND FOR THE CUSTOMERS WHO CAME TODAY, TENKO-MAMA WILL SING A SONG FOR YOU!
SFX: WOBBLE
SFX: STAB

115.
Tennosuke: GYAAAAA, BLOOD----!!!
SFX: GOOSH
Robot: TROUBLESOME HARMFUL INSECT
SFX: SPRAY—
Tennosuke: YOU ROBO--!!!
Jeda: AND LET’S PROGRESS THE TECHNIQUE FURTHER.
SFX: WHIRRRRL
Jeda: FUUGAMA SHINKEN SHINKAKEI OUGI: FROM HELL TYPHOON!!
(Translator’s Note: “Shinkakei” = “Evolving”)
SFX: GOOOOOO
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: !!
Bo-bobo: GUWAA! THERE’S SO MANY, WE CAN’T CUT THROUGH THEM!!
SFX: ZUBABA / SLIDE—
Bo-bobo: THEN I’LL BORROW TWO SPIKES FROM DON PATCH……………
Don Patch: AH! MY CHARM POINT

116.
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: BO-BOBO PINBALL!!!
SFX: KACHI—NG
Don Patch: OOH
SFX: GOOOOOO
Don Patch: THEY’RE COMING!!
Bo-bobo: RYARYARYARYA
SFX: FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP
Don Patch: WE’LL STOP THEM AT THE MOUTH!!
Hagaiou, Raparapra & Tennosuke: GYAAAAA, THEY’RE COMING THIS WAY----!!!
SFX: STOMP STOMP STOMP
Bo-bobo: Here, returning.
SFX: Worn
Don Patch: MY SPIKES--!!!
Don Patch: No…this may unexpectedly work…

117.
Jeda: THEY’RE PERSISTING…THEN SHALL I KILL ONE OF THEM…FIRST IS…
Tennosuke: God, please don’t let it be me…
SFX: CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
Jeda: THE SQUARE ONE! YOU!!
SFX: BAM
Tennosuke: NO~~~WAY
Tennosuke: S**T! IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT THEN YOU’RE DESPERATE----IF I KILL YOU BEFORE YOU KILL ME----!!! PURUPURU SHINKEN OUGI: ROLLING SPIT TAKE!!!
SFX: PFTTTTTT
Beauty: IT’S REALLY A SPIT TAKE!!
Jeda: FUUGAMA SHINKEI OUGI: WIND GOD GALLOWS!!!
SFX: BUON
Tennosuke: !!
Tennosuke: WHAT: NU HANDKERCHIEF GUARD!! TIMES 5-----!!!

118.
Jeda: CHOP HIM UP!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH
Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAAAA
Tennosuke: I’m cool!!
SFX: PLOP PLOP
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAA
Jeda: INVOKE THE PENALTY GAME!!!
SFX: PLOP PLOP PLOP
Tennosuke: DAMN! I FELL OFF MY MACHINE!! WHAT’S HAPPENING!!!
Jeda: HA HA HA, AT THE MOMENT YOUR FEET TOUCH THE GROUND ON THIS STAGE, YOU’RE DRAWN INTO THE ICE, BECOMING AN ICE OBJET!! IT’S TOO LATE FOR HIM!!
SFX: SLIP SLIP SLIP
Bo-bobo: THAT GUY IS OUR ALLY!! WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!!
Don Patch: OK
SFX: BUON
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO: BO-BOBO FUSION!!!
SFX: WHOOSH
Don Patch: OU!!

119.
Bo-bobo: HAAAA
SFX: BOWA
Beauty: THEY’RE BECOMING BOBOPATCH!!
Jeda: I don’t know what’s happening but…
Jeda: In front of my “Kyoshingama”, it’s nonsense………
(Translator's Note: "Kyoshingama" = "Big God Scythe")
SFX: GOOOOOO
Narrator: At that time in Bo-bobo’s body…
Bo-bobo Controllers: Don Patch Physical Ingestion Complete. Bobopatch system ON
SFX: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
SFX: SLAP SLAP
SFX: PLOP PLOP
Don Patch: He he…I’m controlling the control room.

120.
Don Patch: Because I don’t usually have the chance to go inside Bo-bobo’s body, this time I’m going to take my usual revenge…
Package: Sticky Nattou
Don Patch: ORA-----!! I’M SMEARING NATTOU INSIDE HIS BODY!! REVENGE REVENGE!!!
SFX: STICK~~
Don Patch: Last I’ll stick this booger here too.
SFX: Stick
Don Patch: N! What’s that?
Don Patch: GE! WHY IS MY NAME BELOW THAT GUY!!
Screen: 1. BO-BOBO / 2. DON PATCH -> BOBOPATCH
Don Patch: DON’T F**K AROUND---!! I’M MUCH STRONGER! I’LL MOVE ABOVE YOU!!
SFX: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Don Patch: Alright there.
Screen: 1. DON PATCH / 2. BO-BOBO -> PATCHBOBO
SFX: BA—N
Screen: INVOKE PATCHBOBO
SFX: BEE----KYUIIIIIN

121.
Jeda: NOW FAREWELL!!
Jeda: PITIFUL!!!
SFX: GUO
SFX: KA

122.
Beauty: THAT’S NOT BOBOPATCH!! WHAT IS THAT?
Jeda: NO, ACTUALLY
Jeda: I WAS STOPPED BY KAMABOKO!?
(Translator’s Note: As explained prior, kamaboko is a specially processed fish product turning white sumiri into loaves)
SFX: SHUUU…
SFX: WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL
Patchbobo: THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN GO THROUGH MY SHOULDER GUARD!!!
Beauty: Kamaboko is…on his shoulder…
Patchbobo: I’ve got no time! I have to settle this here.
Jeda: WHAT!?
Patchbobo: NYAKU!! AND RENKO!!
(Translator’s Note: “Nyaku” is short for “konnyaku”. “Renko” on the other hand is “renkon”, the sliced up underground stem of the “Indian lotus” or “sacred water-lily” (species name: Nelumbo Nucifera) used as a vegetable in soup and stir-fry in many Asian cuisine, including Japanese)
Patchbobo: WE’LL SOLVE THIS BY HAJIKE, YOU ALL!!! “MATERIAL HAJIKE FUSION”: RENKON GUN!! KONNYAKU BULLETS!!

123.
Patchbobo: FIRE!!!
SFX: BANG BANG BANG
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM
Jeda: GAHA! GOHA! GUHA!
Beauty: NO…IT WAS INSANELY STRONG!!
Jeda: GAHA…YOU…WHAT ARE YOU?
Patchbobo: ………………Patchbobo…
SFX: CRACKLE CRACKLE

Translator's Note: It's sort of amazing: what seemed like the obvious was just mutated on its ear by just one slight switch in name position! Of course, you could think that with all that Don Patch has put up with (and with Dengaku Man headlining the last significant fusion with Denbo), this was probably long overdue for him. Patchbobo is probably a lot of fun as a fusion and we'll see more of his bizarre fusion abilities next chapter. Meanwhile...can someone explain why Tennosuke's mech finally decided to work? Somehow the engineers of the monstrosity thought that it shouldn't work for the master yet somehow it should work on its own against evil bugs...of course, the only bugs I can imagine in Tennosuke are ones that are hungry to eat sugary tokoroten but that's a different matter altogether.