Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 140

While Bo-bobo's squad was taking on one Former Maruhage force after another, Softon, Hatenko and Torpedo Girl haven't been with them! However...if the enemies don't get them, they'll probably end up ripping each other apart the rate they're going!

Ougi 140: The Prohibitive Violently-Strong Triangle

141.
Caption: Torpedo Girl to Hatenko: Ended Relationship, Man of Winter
Hatenko to Torpedo Girl: Past Connection, Kill Her
Torpedo Girl to Softon: Love
Softon to Torpedo Girl: Ally

142.
Narrator: --Summary—Patchbobo’s fierce battle with Jeda ended…
SFX: GOOOOO
Beauty: THAT’S PATCHBOBO!?
Patchbobo: RAA!
SFX: GA
Jeda: GUO!
Narrator: The brutal fight was won.
SFX: Suck suck
(Translator’s Note: The “penalty” Patchbobo is using against Jeda is actually an attack used by Kinnikuman wrestler Mister Khamen: an infamous attack where he wraps his opponent like a mummy and then sucks their blood with his straw-like staff)
Beauty: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DEFEATED HIM!!
Narrator: At that moment, Torpedo Girl’s group was at the Merry-Go-Round stage.
Torpedo Girl: SOFTON-SAMA, A~~H!
Hatenko: YOU F**KING TOREPDO! GET OFF ME NOW OR I’LL KILL YOU!!

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Torpedo Girl: Shut up. OK, here’s your share.
SFX: Plop / PIKI
Caption: Carrot
Hatenko: DON’T MESS WITH ME, MISS TORPEDO----!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Torpedo Girl: GYORA----!!
Softon: Are you aquainted with that torpedo?
Hatenko: WHA? I CAN’T STAND HER BUT CAN’T GET AWAY FROM HER
(Translator’s Note: Hatenko’s comment about Torpedo Girl is actually “kusare-en”, which is a relationship which you can’t stand the person but you can’t get away from them, thus “undesirable but unseperable”)
Torepdo Girl: Aah…Softon-sama, you’re so amazing today…
Torpedo Girl: Aah…I do want to see you like this…
Torpedo Girl: TORPEDO IS…TORPEDO IS…
Torpedo Girl: HIHI--N!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Hihin” is the sound of a horse in Japanese, but I have it this way for a later pun)
Hatenko: WHAT ARE YOU DOING--!!!

144.
Torpedo Girl: I’LL WIN TOMORROW’S G1 EVEN IF I DIE!! I WON’T LOSE TO OGURI!! I WON’T LOSE TO OGURI!!
(Translator’s Note: There are a couple horse-racing references here that need pointing out: the “G1” is a reference to “Grade 1” races, which are the highest class races in the world with races including the Dubai World Cup, the US “Breeder’s Cup”, the British “Derby” or the “Japan Cup” in Japan. “Oguri”, on the other hand refers to “Oguri Cap”, a renowned Japanese racehorse from the late 1980s)
Torpedo Girl: SO I WILL WIN!!
SFX: BAM
Hatenko: GUHA
Softon: Aren’t there enemies on this stage…
Voice: ENEMIES, IS THAT US?
Heppokomaru: ENEMIES?
Yagyuu: MEET THE CLASSICAL BROTHERS!!
SFX: BA—N
Caption: Former O-Block Leader: SANZENNEN
Caption: Former V-Block Leader: YAGYUU
Caption: Former X-Block Leader: MODEL
(Translator’s Note: The name of the group uses the Japanese word “Honkakuha”, which is Japanese for “the classical style”, usually in music. Of course, note that Yagyuu and Sanzennen are pretty much ancient Japan and China…though I can’t say what Model is)
Heppokomaru: AN AMAZING TRIO HAVE APPEARED--!!!
Model: You could say that.
Heppokomaru: UWA, HE’S GOING TO KILL US.
Yagyuu: This hell stage is “MEGA-SATAN-GO-ROUND”. We’ll take your lives in a fundamental way.
(Translator’s Note: Essentially, the “honkaku” in “honkakuteki” is the same “honkaku” in “honkakuha”. But whereas “Honkakuha” is “a classic style”, “honkakuteki” is more “a classical manner”, thus translated as “fundamental way”)

145.
Torpedo Girl: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS!? WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DATE! DON’T GET IN OUR WAY!
Yagyuu: It’s already over.
Torpedo Girl: !?
Torpedo Girl: So…so…so…
SFX: WEEP WEEP
Torpedo Girl: SO YOU WON’T, TOPKNOT!!!
SFX: BREAK
Yagyuu: GUBA!!!!
Yagyuu: GUOOOOO, MY TOPKNOT--!! GIVE IT BACK, YOU------!!
Torpedo Girl: I’m writing with it.
SFX: STROKE STROKE
Yagyuu: AAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT--!!
SFX: Plop
Yagyuu: !!

146.
Yagyuu: YOU!! SO THEN, “SATAN-GO-ROUND” HIGH SPEED SPIN!!
SFX: WHIRRRRRL
Heppokomaru: WA! I CAN’T HOLD MY STANCE!
Heppokomaru: WHAT? WHAT IS STARTING!?
SFX: WHIRRL
Model: MY FASHION SHOW—RIGHT
SFX: BA—N
Sign: 2004 Spring FASHION SHOW
Heppokomaru: IT’S THA—T!!?
Model: AAH I’M SHAKING I’M SHAKING
SFX: STEP STEP
SFX: BAM
Model: BU!
Yagyuu: IDIOT! I FOUND AN OPENING
Heppokomaru: DAMN! THE SHOW WAS A TRAP!
SFX: WHIRRRL
Yagyuu: NOW, LET’S GO, BOUTENGOU!! HI-YO--! HI-YO--!
(Translator’s Note: The horse’s name is “Boutengou”, so there is no translation error. It translates to “Violent Heavens”)

147.
Yagyuu: HIYO—HIYO—hey? I’m not moving!!
Hatenko: Chi…these guys are idiots after all. Watching this makes me sick.
SFX: WHIRRRRL
Softon: WAIT! IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO NEAR THEM CARELESSLY
Hatenko: I DON’T NEED YOUR DIRECTIONS!
Yagyuu: HERE HE COMES!
Sanzennen: SO THEN SECRET CHINESE ART OF THREE-THOUSAND YEARS: CLASSICAL “RAMEN RANKS”!!
Kanji: Chuuka (CHINA)
(Translator’s Note: “Sanzennen” is essentially “Three-Thousand Years”, so I stuck with the Japanese name for the character and only translated the attack.)
Hatenko: KAGI SHINKEN OUGI: LOCK!!!
SFX: ERRRRRRRRRRR
Hatenko: !?

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Sanzennen: USELESS! Even with my real abilities, I am classical.
(Translator’s note: Really don’t quite get what he’s saying: Sanzennen is the only one with real abilities of the idiots but the whole “I’m classical even with the real abilities” didn’t quite translate too well)
Hatenko: Hee……interesting…………
Torpedo Girl: WHY ARE YOU SO LEVEL HEADED--!!!
SFX: BAM
Hatenko: BU!!
Torpedo Girl: YOU DISREGARDED SOFTON-SAMA’S WARNING, WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE!? AAH?
SFX: Stomp stomp
Hatenko: I really—want to kill her…
Softon: No…thanks to him, I found the means to defeat those guys. That’s an achievement.
Torpedo Girl: YOU’VE DONE WELL, HATENKO-KUN!! NICE GUTS!!
Heppokomaru: IT’S CERTAIN DEATH…
Sanzennen: So, our iron guard…how is it-aru? HEY, YOU’RE EATING IT!!
SFX: Slurp…
Yagyuu: MEANWHILE, WHERE’S MODEL?
Model: LET’S CONTINUE WITH WHAT’S NEW FOR WIN—TER!
Sign: Fashion Show #2
Heppokomaru: YOU’RE STILL DOING THAT!?

149.
Torpedo Girl: THAT’S TOO RIDICULOUS!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Model: PIKYA!!
Sign: TORPEDO FASHION SHOW
SFX: GLEAM GLEAM
Model: AAH~~
Heppokomaru: THE TORPEDO CAPTURED IT……………
Heppokomaru: I DON’T WANT TO APPRECIATE THAT HATENKO GUY, BUT I’M NOT MISTAKEN ON THOSE THREE’S ABILITY BEING IN A DIFFERENT LEAGUE. THE LEVEL OF THESE LEADERS CAN’T COMPARE TO THEM…
Sanzennen: HOW’S THAT? WON’T YOU COME AFTER US-ARU!?
Yagyuu: More please.
Softon: There’s no need.
Sanzennen: AAH!?
Softon: All of you are already starting to move along the holy path of mysterious Babylon…

150.
Softon: BY WAY OF THE BABYLON – GO-ROUND
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Sanzennen & Yagyuu: WHAT IS THAT------!!? (It’s rare---!!)
Sanzennen: YOU…WHAT HAS THAT POOP DONE TO US!! YOU’VE MADE THE LITTLE KIDS CRY!!
Yagyuu: WA—H WA—H
Sign: BABYLON-GO-ROUND – WAIT TIME: 3 HOURS
Sanzennen: IT’S RIDICULOUSLY ACCEPTED!!! (They want to ride this?)
Softon: JUDGE THEM. BREAK DOWN THEIR EMPTY LEGENDS.

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Softon: JUDGEMENT OF BABYLON!!!!
SFX: ZUGAGAGAGAGAGA
Sanzennen, Yagyuu & Model: GYAAAAAAAA
SFX: BAM
Sanzennen: GAHA!!
Yagyuu: HE’S TOO STRONG…………
SFX: SHUUUUU
SFX: PA
Heppokomaru: ONE OF THE HORSES BECAME A TOILET!!
Torpedo Girl: SOFTON-SAMA, YOU’RE TOO AMAZING----!!!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM
Sanzennen: AND A TORPEDO HAS EMERGED FROM THE TOILET----!!!
Torpedo Girl: SOFTON-SAMA…I SEE YOU…TORPEDO IS…TORPEDO IS…
Torpedo Girl: HIHI—N!!!
(Translator’s Note: When Torpedo Girl uses “Hihi—n” again, she uses the kanji connected to “hi” that stands for “poor”)
Heppokomaru: SHE BECAME POOR!? WHY?

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Hatenko: You’ve done it—I’ll put an end to it.
Torpedo Girl: “YOU”? (For Softon-sama?)
SFX: Clutch
Hatenko: GE!! MISS TORPEDO!
Torpedo Girl: YOU STILL DON’T GET YOUR SOCIAL POSITION----!!!
SFX: SLIIIIIIIDE
Hatenko: GUOOOOO
Sanzennen: WA! THEY’RE COMING! RAMEN RANK
SFX: BUON
Hatenko: MISS TORPEDO, I’LL SURELY—KILL YOU AFTER THIS!!
Hatenko & Torpedo Girl: POWERFUL OUGI: EXTREMELY LOW ALTITUDE LOCK ON!!!
SFX: KACHI—NG
Sanzennen, Yagyuu & Model: GYAAAAAAAAA!!!

153.
Torpedo Girl: OVER WEIGHT!
SFX: BO—OM
Hatenko: BU!
Narrator: TORPEDO TEAM: COMPLETE VICTORY
SFX: SHUUUU
Torpedo Girl: Softon-sama~~
Heppokomaru: But they may not be together again…
Narrator: At that time, Bo-bobo’s team was…
Beauty: Is everyone alright…
Don Patch: HA~~~~WE’VE WENT AROUND ALL THE FUN STAGES, BUT THERE AREN’T ANY MORE GOOD STAGES
Bo-bobo: That’s right. Fun stages that seem to make the worth of our hearts go bang…
SFX: BANG BANG
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: THERE IT IS.
Sign: KOI RAISING CORNER
(Translator’s Note: “Koi” is a kind of carp raised and nurtured by many Japanese people as pets)
Beauty: YOU’RE KIDDING!!?

154.
Sign: Give our koi food.
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: YA~~Y
Beauty: KOI RAISING! THAT’S INTERESTING?
Beauty: AH, WAIT, BO-BOBO!!
Bo-bobo: FUN!
Don Patch: FUN!
SFX: Sprinkle sprinkle
Beauty: WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!?
Bo-bobo: WAS THAT FUN----!!!
SFX: BAM
Tennosuke: Aah, it was fun! Fun!!
Don Patch: N!
Don Patch: THAT’S DENGAKU MAN!!!
SFX: Float~~
Don Patch: WHAT’S WRONG!? WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?
Dengaku Man: A weird Beauty…
Beauty: EH!? ME!?

155.
Don Patch: YOU, HAS THE HEROINE POSITION BEEN THAT IMPORTANT UNTIL NOW!? A DEMON! THIS GIRL HAS BEEN A DEMON GIRL
SFX: BAM BAM
Beauty: OW! NO
Bo-bobo: DEPRESSING!!
SFX: BAM
Don Patch: SHOEH----!!
SFX: BO—OM
Lambada: Kuku…that’s one…
Dengaku Man: Haa…haa…But it’s getting increasingly bad…
Beauty & Tennosuke: ……
Dengaku Man: Because there are big wheels even among that team that put me in this situation.
Dengaku Man: BUT THIS SHOULDN’T BE THE END OF ME! THE BATTLES ARE INCREASINGLY BECOMING FIERCER! NEXT WEEK WILL EASE USE IN!!!
SFX: BIJI
Hanpen: ………THE WIND HAS STOPPED…

Translator's Note: You do have to wonder: when the most powerful member of a minor Sangaria squad is a guy who throws flying bowls of ramen as defense, you know you've probably hit the bottom of the barrel. Of course that mostly makes for more drama between the trio here of Softon (who is the most level headed), Torpedo Girl (who's still in her lovestruck mood) and Hatenko (who...well, he has bad experiences with Torpedo Girl but that will be explained...and heck, it will also explain something else we saw a while back). Somehow though seeing Hatenko more hot-headed and irritated by Torpedo Girl makes him more interesting than his usual...um, arrogant, hot-headed self...well its not good but its better than nothing. Oh, and as for Dengaku Man...well with Lambada done with him, at least the story can proceed with...well, what starts next time.