Shintetsu Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo 60

With time running out before Beauty's sacrifice to a speeding train, Kamara has mutated into his horrific true form! Can Bo-bobo stop a massive dragon and three remaining runaway machines with 30 seconds left to go!?

Shinsetsu 60: If a Man, Then A Lactic-Acid Bacilli Drink

115.
Bo-bobo: Ah...
Tennosuke: AAH...
Don Patch: .........
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: IT'S SHENRON------!!
(TN: "Shenron" is in reference to the "dragon" summoned by the collection of the seven Dragon Balls in Akira Toriyama's seminal work...essentially giving the series it's whole purpose even with all the "fight aliens and monsters who want to destroy Earth" stuff that happens way later on)
Bo-bobo: GET ME AONORI I CAN HAVE WITH MY TEETH---
(TN: "Aonori", also known as "green larvar", is "blue seaweed"/"green seaweed" that is cultivated and put on as seasoning for various Japanese meals, including okonomiyaki and fried noodles)
Tennosuke: SELL TOKOROTEN-FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS
Don Patch: I...PLEASE GET FOR ME BICYCLE TRAINING WHEELS!!
Pokomi: THAT'S NOT SHENRON; And those wishes are shabby!!!

116.
SFX: ZUZUZU...
Monsu: DO-RE-MI-FA-SO-LA-MI-MONSU----
SFX: MONSU--
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: MONSU---APPEARED----!!! (Cute)

117.
Beauty: ...NN
Beauty: WA! WHAT IS THIS?
Dengaku Man: Look in front of you.
Beauty: EH
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAAA: I'M IN A CRISIS OF A DESPERATE SITUATION----!!!! HOW EXACTLY DID IT COME TO THIS!!?
Dengaku Man: From here I'll explain in Dengakuese: PAPEPO POPIPO PAPO PEPEPE PAPO PIPU
(TN: "Dengakuese" is actually "Dengaku-Go" or "Dengaku Language")
Beauty: DENGAKUESE!!? CAN YOU DECIPHER THAT---!!!

118.
Pokomi: Big sister Beauty has awoken.
Sue: HEY HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE THE LEISURE TO LOOK ASIDE
Sue: ROAR, MY LION SOUL: OUGI: LION BOTTOMLESS-CANNON
(TN: "Bottomless" in Sue's attack is "Senjin", which either translates to that or "thousand fathom")
Sue: !
Pokomi: LOVELY MAGICAL SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: PUFF-PUFF PORCUPINEFISH-SAN (out loud) Ehe!
Sue: IT'S HUGE!!!!

119.
Sue: KUU~~N KUU~~N, FORGIVE ME...I'M A SPOILED BOY
Pokomi: DO----N!
Sue: GYAAAAAAAA
Pokomi: There isn't time. How are you there, Patchin?

120.
Don Patch: No good~~~
Pokomi: WHA---HE'S COMPLETELY MELTED AND LOST---!!!!
Pokomi: PLEASE, THE ONE WHO CAN STOP THAT TRAIN IS JUST PATCHIN ALREADY; DO IT JUST AS YOU'VE DONE IT!!
Don Patch: Just as I've done it.
Caption: Tororo Rice
(TN: "Tororo Rice", or "Tororo Gohan" is essentially as it sounds: rice with tororo [the tuber nagaimo] mixed in)
Pokomi: STRIKE IT!!!

121.
Monsu: WITH THIS, THE REMAINING TRAINS ARE TWO. NOW NOTHING CAN BE DONE.
Bo-bobo: WE STILL HAVE TIME. I'LL KILL YOU AND I'LL KILL DON PATCH TOO!!
Monsu: ABSTAIN YOUR MOUTH; YOU'RE JUST LIKE A HUMAN---!!! (announcing) SUNMO
(TN: "Sunmo" is basically "Monsu" backwards, but the kanji that makes it up translates into "Dragon Flame")
Bo-bobo: GUWAAAAA
Pokomi: BO-BOBO
Bo-bobo: IF IT'S COME TO THIS, THEN I'LL INSERT THESE HAM UNDER MY ARMPITS AND RECITE THIS CHANT
Bo-bobo: FREEDOM: SEIZE WHAT I PLEASE!!

122.
Bo-bobo: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: FULL-ARMOR BO-BOBO (out loud) Barely did it.
Pokomi: THAT FULL ARMOR IS YAKULT: IT'S A CONSTRUCTION AS YOU PLEASE FROM GRADE SCHOOL!!!
(TN: There are a couple weird puns that I have to get into for understanding this joke:
-First of all, Bo-bobo's "chant" regarding "Freedom" includes the Japanese word "jiyuu", which has a double meaning: both of "freedom" or "liberty" or "as you please". While Bo-bobo seemed to emphasize the "freedom" aspect, the fact is he ends up doing a "jiyuu kousaku", whcih is "a construction done as someone pleases" with the "jiyuu" being "as you please" akin to "do whatever you want in art class" instead of "freedom" or "liberty". It was hard to make the joke work, but somehow I made do so
-Second, "Yakult" is the oftened mentioned "lactic-acid bacilli" drink used for health reason...and that inspired the title for this chapter)
Monsu: ARE YOU ENTIRELY ASHAMED OF SUNMO? THAT YAKULT IS AMAZING!!

123.
Bo-bobo: BUT WITH THE FULL ARMOR, I CAN GO WITH THIS SECRET OUGI
Bo-bobo: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI...
SFX: PAKA...
Bo-bobo: GO TO BEAR-SAN'S HOME
"Bears": NICE TO SEE YOU, WELCOME---!
"Bear": SECOND-SON BEAR IS HERE TOO! SECOND-SON BEAR IS HERE TOO---!
Monsu: ........................
Bo-bobo: ......

124.
Bo-bobo: THESE LACTIC-ACID BACILLI DRINKS ARE IN THE WAY!!!
Pokomi: EEEH---!!!? YOU'VE DESTROYED IT YOURSELF----!!!!
Pokomi: WHAT WAS THAT BEAR-SAN'S HOME? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S MEANING. THAT'S WHY IT WAS UNPLEASANT FROM THE START.
Monsu: MOMONSU
(TN: "Momonsu" has the kanji of "Dragon Crest")
Bo-bobo: GUGYAAAAAA
Pokomi: WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO EXACTLY!?

125.
Monsu: ALL THE BONES IN YOUR BODY WILL BE BROKEN-MONSU.
SFX: BAKI BAKI BAKI (CRACK CRACK CRACK)
Bo-bobo: GUWAAAAAAAAA
SFXL BAKKIN BAKKIIN BAKKIN
Patrolman: A penalty of 200 thousand yen from your speed violation.
Bo-bobo: Yes.
Bo-bobo: SHIPPU (HURRICANE)
(TN: Note the SFX here: the third one is "bakkin" but has the reading not for the sound of Bo-bobo's breaking bones...but akin to the "bakkin" for "penalty")
Pokomi: WHAAT----!!!?
Monsu: WITH THIS, I'VE DRESSED YOU UP FOR A SIGHT-SEEING FLIGHT.
Bo-bobo: DAMN, THE TRAIN...
Pokomi: BIG SISTER BEAUTY

126.
Monsu: NOW THE SACRIFICES CAN'T BE SAVED. 10 SECONDS LEFT.
Softon: BO-BOBO, DO SOMETHING.
Bo-bobo: BEAUTY IS MY GREATEST ALLY. I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T HAVE HER DIE.
Bo-bobo: WAIT FOR ME, BEAUTY!!
Beauty's Eyepatch: BEAU
Softon: WHO IS THAT!!?

127.
Don Patch: MY CHANCE TO CHANGE THE HEROINE!
Bo-bobo: UOOOOOOOOOO, IT'S COMING APART----!!!
Monsu: IT'S USELESS. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN AGAINST THE POWER OF A DRAGON?
Bo-bobo: FROM THIS ALTITUDE, I CAN'T RELEASE EVEN ONE OF MY OUGI.
Bo-bobo: DAMN THIS, DAMN THIS, DAMN THIS
Bo-bobo: DAMN THIS---!!!
"Guy": Hey, damn this.
(TN: I know this is a weird joke, but Bo-bobo just keeps going "chikishou", which here is "damn this", but then this little guy just goes "hey, chikisho da yo", which I ended up interpreting as him defying Bo-bobo but not sure but I'll have it like this for the moment)

128.
Tennosuke: IT'S FACE HAS CHANGED
Softon: BEAUTY---
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAAAAA

129.
SFX: DA

130.-131.
Beauty: ...He-kun...

TN: You have to love this series: when Plan A and Plan B have utterly collapsed and failed, then go with the plan no one expected! Yeah, the fact that Heppokomaru saved Beauty was a nice touch, let alone...he definitely seems powerful enough to destroy that train upon impact. (and that probably was really explosive gas) With that said, this was a fun chapter building up to our climax of this whole Kamara mess. I'm still a tad confused regarding Monsu though: Kamara is obviously the dragon and Monsu said prior that he was merely the container...but now I have this weird image of Kamara's body mutating into the dragon...with his mind being Monsu, but that's just a theory. On the other hand, seeing Dengaku Man's "made-up language" was a blast, let alone Don Patch...well, honestly having him lose to a massage chair is just as embarrassing as Tennosuke losing to a stick of gum...well maybe not as but this is probably a low moment for him. But who knows, maybe he'll make up for it next time...though I doubt it with He-kun finally back on their side and ready to let it loose!