Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 147

Bo-bobo, Beauty and Tennosuke have finally escaped from Rem's dream realm, but is there a way to stop her once and for all? Get your hankies out, folks, this chapter's gonna get emotional...

Ougi 147: Bo-bobo World Nightmare

75.
Narrator: Bo-bobo, who destroyed Rem’s ultimate Ougi, now begins his angry counterattack!!
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Don Patch: I’LL COME AT HER FROM HERE
SFX: TATATATATA
Bo-bobo: REM, I’LL DEFEAT YOU!! SO NEXT I’LL GUIDE YOU THROUGH THIS DREAM WORLD! LET’S GO
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN—
Bo-bobo: KYUUKYOKU—
Bo-bobo: OUGI
Caption: BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO
SFX: KACHI—NG
(Translator’s Note: Yes, this is the opening seconds of the first Bo-bobo opening, “Wild Challenger”)

76.
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO WORLD NIGHTMARE!!!!
SFX: BUON
Rem: WH…WHERE ARE WE? WHAT’S STARTING!?
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO WORLD NIGHTMARE IS A SUPER-DIMENSIONAL EMOTIONAL SPACE OF LOVE AND ROMANCE!! A WORLD WHERE WE CLEAN UP IMPURE, EVIL SPIRITS!!
SFX: GLEAM—

77.
Bo-bobo: PREPARE YOURSELF!! STARTING NOW, ALL OF US WHO RELEASE OUR SOULS WILL CREATE EXTREMLY EMOTIONAL STORIES THAT WILL WASH AWAY YOUR EVIL SOUL!!!
Don Patch’s Forehead: Gentleman
Rem: EMOTIONAL STORIES? DON’T BE FUNNY. THAT SORT OF THING IS JUST FARTING!!
Bo-bobo: SO THEN LET’S GET EMOTIONAL! FOR A PRINCESS WHO ISN’T MEEK…
Top Box: Trash
Bottom Box: Mikan
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: AN I LOVE YOU FROM US WITH ALL OUR HEART!
Don Patch: Care to go for a drive?
Tennosuke: It’s nothing.
Bo-bobo: Eat this.
Beauty: IS THAT EMOTIONAL-----!!!!
SFX: BABUMP
Beauty: IT WORKED!!!

78.
Rem: STUPID!! WAS I FEELING EMOTION NOW?
SFX: SHUUU…
Rem: UNBELIEVABLE! KU, MY HEART IS HOT.
Bo-bobo: THE BIRTH OF LIFE
SFX: CRACK / BABUMP
Rem: AGAIN!?
Rem: WHY? MY WILL SHOULDN’T CONNECT WITH EMOTION…IS THIS THE PURIFICATION OF MY HEART~~~
Bo-bobo: THE EMOTION STILL CONTINUES! YOUR WILD HEART WILL…
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Rem: !!
Bo-bobo: BE GIVEN A PRESENT FILLED WITH OUR SUPERIOR SMILING FACES!!!
SFX: WHIRL WHIRL
Rem: WHAT-----!!!

79.
SFX: BABUMP BABUMP BABUMP BABUMP
Rem: GUWAAAAA, IT’S EMOTIONAL---!!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: SMILING FACE! SMILING FACE! SMILING FACE!
SFX: WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL
Rem: DON’T COME-----!!
Rem: KU
SFX: BAM / SPLA—SH
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: BU!!
Rem: HAA…HAA…HAA…
Tennouske: It’s terrible.
Rem: !
Tennosuke: All that running tired you…don’t you want some
Tennosuke: TEA?
SFX: Spin
Bottles: Four Seasons Tea
Rem: DAMN—THAT IS SO EMOTIONAL--!!
SFX: BABUMP

80.
Bo-bobo: CHOP!!
Tennosuke: BU
SFX: BAM / CLA—NG / BAM BAM BAM
Don Patch: AND CROMARTIE
(Translator’s Note: The “Cromartie” actually is referring to Warren Cromartie, a prominent American player who originally started with the Montreal Expos before signing to the Japanese Yomiuri Giants while still in his prime)
Rem: YOU F**K—STOP THIS RIDICULOUS TECHNIQUE----!!!
SFX: WHOOSH
Bo-bobo: Next is
Bo-bobo: Tom
Don Patch: Nancy
Tennosuke: Jessica
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: THE BOOK OF SLAM STREET WILD LOVE YOUTH!!!!
(Translator’s Note: Though with a different name, this is mostly a parody of “Beverly Hills Seishun Hakusho” (known here as “Beverly Hills 90210”), which this is particularly parodying with characters named “Tom”, “Nancy” and “Jessica”)
Rem: THE EMOTION WON’T STOP----!!!
SFX: BABUMPBABUMPBABUMP

81.
Tennosuke: JESSICA RUNS AMUCK!!!
SFX: SMOOCH
Rem: BABUMP
Rem: YOU----!!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM
Kanji: NE (Sleep)
Tennosuke: GYAAAAA
Beauty: AMAZING!! THEY’VE HAJIKE CONSEQUETIVE EMOTIONAL SCENES!!
Bo-bobo: OSSHA—NEXT WE’LL BRING OUT TEARFUL EMOTIONS!!! LET’S GO, GRANDMA
Don Patch: Where are we going, boy?
Bo-bobo: THRO—W YOU INTO THE SEINE!!
SFX: SPLA—SH
Don Patch: BOHA!!!
Don Patch: AAH~~~~MY LITMUS PAPERS----!! THESE LITMUS PAPERS I’VE RISKED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO COLLECT~~~~~!! THEY’LL ALL BE USELESS FROM THE WATER~~~~LITMUS PAPERS~~~~
SFX: SPLASH SPLASH
Beauty: THIS IS HOPELESS!! YOU CAN’T EXPECT THIS TO BE EMOTIONAL!!! (Litmus papers)

82.
Rem: THAT GRANDMA’S LITMUS PAPERS----!!
SFX: BABUMP
Beauty: IT WORKED--!!
Bo-bobo: THANKS FOR THE HELP
SFX: RATATATATA / BABOOOOO—M
Tennosuke’s Body: Weapon Seller
Don Patch: GYOWAAAAAAAAA!!!
Rem: HAA HAA…YOU…YOU~~~!!
SFX: SHUUUUU
Bo-bobo: WELL, REM. WILL YOU GO AHEAD AND LOOK UP IN THE SKY NOW…
Rem: What?
Bo-bobo: LOOK THERE.
Bo-bobo: FOR THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS!!!!
SFX: BA—N / FLAP FLAP FLAP
Don Patch: IDIOTS, I’M FALLING, FALLING!
Rem: EMOTIOOON------!!!

83.
Don Patch: WAAA, I’M FALLING----!!
Bo-bobo: IDIOT! FOCUS YOUR CONCENTRATION BELOW!!
Bo-bobo: IT’S ALRIGHT! IF YOU FACE YOUR CONCENTRATION BELOW
SFX: MYUN MYUN MYUN
Rem: ABOVE----!!
SFX: PYU—
Rem: ……
Rem: AHHAHHA, I’VE BEEN SAVED!!
Caption: IN THIS WORLD, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A RELEASING OF EMOTIONS. FOR EXAMPLE, WITHIN THIS UFO… -by Bo-bobo
Rem: WHAT!?
Bo-bobo: WE’VE MADE HEARTFUL CONTACT WITH BEINGS NOT FROM EARTH!
Bo-bobo: RAARAARAAA
Creature: SHAGYA
SFX: BAM BAM BAM
Creature: SHURURU
SFX: STAB
Tennosuke: BU!!
Rem: WHAT IS THIS EMOTIONAL CONTACT----!!!

84.
Tennosuke: WHERE’S THE EMOTION---!! I WAS NEARLY DEAD!!
SFX: GA—
Rem: WA
Tennosuke: NEXT WE’LL GO WITH MY EMOTIONAL STORY!!
People’s Heads: Ne
SFX: Plunk
Tennosuke: Mr “Nu”…
Bo-bobo: HOW’S THAT EMOTIONAL----!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Tennosuke: GYAA!!
Rem: HAA HAA…N!
King Nosehair: DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME…MY APPEARANCE HERE IS THE ULTIMATE EMOTION----!!!
SFX: BAN

85.
Rem: GU…MY HEAD FEELS STRANGE WITH THIS EMOTION…I’LL TEMPORARILY GO INTO THIS BUILDING…
SFX: SHUUUU
Rem: !!
Rem: What is this gloomy mood? Where am I?
Bo-bobo: Welcome…TO A MEETING OF THOSE WHO DROPPED TEN YEN
Sign: MEETING OF THOSE WHO DROPPED TEN YEN
Rem: WHAT-----!!
Bo-bobo: Listen to my speech and please be cheerful…
Bo-bobo: I DROPPED TEN YEN TODAY----!!
Creatures: UOOOOO
SFX: SHUUUUUUU
Rem: STOP IT ALREADY-----!!!!

86.
Rem: KU
SFX: SHUUUU
Rem: IT’S HOT…
SFX: PLOP
Rem: S**T, SLEEP…I HAVE TO SLEEP. ALL PEOPLE HAVE TO SLEEP…………
SFX: SHUUUUUU
Rem: I WAS…I WAS… BORN FROM A FUTON AND A FUTON. THUS I WAS TO BE THE PERFECT FUTON CHILD…
Kanji: Father / Mother
Futon: You are a futon!!
Rem: MY PARENTS WERE ANGRY AT ME SINCE I WAS NO GOOD AT HAVING PEOPLE SLEEP IN ME…
Rem: FROM THAT I MADE A PLEDGE! TO BECOME THE WORLD’S GREATEST FUTON SO I COULD MAKE PEOPLE SLEEP DEEPER THAN ANY FUTON

87.
Spirit: TEYOO!! SHAHAHAHA
SFX: BUON
Bo-bobo: THERE IT IS!! REM’S EVIL SPIRIT!!
Don Patch: NO! SCARY!!
Tennosuke: A WEIRD THING EMERGED
SFX: ZUZUZU
Beauty: SOMETHING HAS EMERGED FROM YOU TWO TOO!!
Bo-bobo: So we’re finally AT THE GREATEST CLIMAX SCENE!
Bo-bobos: EMOTION EMOTION EMOTION
SFX: SLAM SLAM SLAM
Bo-bobos: EMOTION EMOTION EMOTION
SFX: SLAM SLAM SLAM
Bo-bobo: NOW IT’S PURIFICATION TIME
SFX: GOOOO
Spirit: SHAAA

88.
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN KANDOU OUGI: ROMANTIC SENSATION MOVEMENT!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Kandou” is, not surprisingly, “emotion” or “emotional”)
SFX: SLASH
Spirit: GIYAAAAA!!!
Bo-bobo: THIS IS THE ONLY FRAGMENT OF THE SPIRIT REMAINING
SFX: GRAB
Bo-bobo: ANNIHILATE!!!
SFX: PLUNK
Don Patch: HOGO!!!

89.
SFX: PA / SLIDE
Beauty: WE’VE RETURNED TO THE REAL WORLD!
Bo-bobo: Rem.
Rem: !
Bo-bobo: I am the only me in this world. I think it’s also fine if you are an unsleepable futon.
Don Patch: SHE’S JUST DEFECTIVE MERCHANDISE.
Bo-bobo: THE DEFECTIVE MERCHANDISE IS YOU----!!!
SFX: SMASH
Don Patch: BUHYA!!!
Rem: …Uuh………Thank you…thank you…
Caption: Rem = Retires from Loss of Fighting Spirit
Beauty: What an emotional Ougi…it’s greatly different from the normal Bo-bobo World.
Don Patch: AM I REALLY DEFECTIVE!!
Tennosuke: For real.

Translator's Note: OK, I know you're asking this too so I'll just let it out: how can a human girl be born of futons? Of course...if you think about it, how can a human boy be born from a stupid hair follicle? (no, hair follicles aren't stupid...just Tuyosi) Don't try to question these things, remember what world this is. Somehow Rem's tale is extremely touching and it does sort of show from a lifetime of grief (at least it makes sense why she would master a sleep-powered Shinken), but I still don't quite understand why Bo-bobo had to use emotion to bring out the truth. When Bo-bobo fought Rem before, she only seemed to have two emotions: tired (in the real world) and berserk (in her dream world). She wasn't some unemotional shell or anything, just someone with a traumatic past. Maybe it's just some sort of means to bring out the truth but I really don't get it...but hey, it worked so I'm not complaining. Oh, and one more thing I got from the chapter: never collect Litmus paper.