Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 148

The good news: with Rem's surrender, only one coin machine opponent remains. The bad news: the final opponent is Lambada...and if he's powerful enough to crush Rice, do the Hajike idiots even have a chance for victory!?

Ougi 148: Lambada of the Three Strengths, Enters!

91.
Narrator: ~~Summary~~ Rem reformed.
Bo-bobo: Rice should have defeated Lambada by now.
Rem: No…he can’t.
Rem: LAMBADA IS ONE WHO COMES AFTER THE 3RD AND HANPEN IN THE THREE MOST POWERFUL. EVEN IF ALL US CAPTAINS FROM C-BLOCK BELOW FACED HIM, WE’D ALL LOSE…YOUR DON’T HAVE A CHANCE.
Bo-bobo: Our Rice is one of the world’s three greatest degenerates. HE’S FINE, HE’S FINE.
Outfit: Rice
Beauty: HE HAS 0 CHANCE----!!!!
Don Patch: SHE’S PUTTING US DOWN.
Caption: OF THE WORLD’S THREE GREATEST DEGENERATES
SFX: PIKIPIKI
Bo-bobo: !

92.
Lambada: …………HE WAS WEAK. THAT CONFINED BRAT.
SFX: PARI—N
Bo-bobo: RICE WAS…
Lambada: I’LL KILL YOU ALL.
Bo-bobo: DEFEATED!!!
Don Patch: ALRIGHT, HE’S THE ONLY ONE LEFT! LET’S GO, TENNOSUKE!!
SFX: BISHI
Tennosuke: NO WAY~~~I CAN’T~~~~
Voice: THEN I’LL GO.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: ABOVE?

93.
SFX: WHIRRRRRRRRRRL
Don Patch & Tennosuke: SOFTON!!
Softon: DIFFUSE THE CONTROL OF TIME!
Softon: RIN KEI HATSU SHA
(Translator’s Note: I swear that Softon really should be saying something when releasing the first kanji so I added that alongside the other three. As for their meanings:
“Rin”: Face
“Kei”: Succeed
“Hatsu”: Release
“Sha”: Forgive)
Softon: I WILL BE “TIME-SPACE”…
Softon: BABYLON SHINKEN OUGI: ETHIOPIA’S SOLAR CALENDAR!!!
SFX: DON
Lambada: CHI!!

94.
Lambada: FINE. COME TO END THIS.
SFX: BUO
Lambada: THIS IS BAD! THAT’S THE “AURA OF POLYGON”!! THAT TECHNIQUE TURNS THOSE THAT TOUCH HIS AURA INTO POLYGONS! RUN!
Bo-bobo: ATTACK HIM!
SFX: BUOOO
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: ORAORA AURA!!!
Bo-bobo: ORAORA
Don Patch: ORAORA
Tennosuke: ORAORA
(Translator’s Note: A pun connected between “ora” and “aura”…but since I keep “ora”, I can keep this pun)
SFX: GOOOO
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYA—
Beauty: GUYS--!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: UWAAAAA, OUR BODIES ARE BECOMING----
SFX: PIKIPIKIPIKI
Tennosuke: POLYGONS!!!
SFX: PIKI—N
Beauty: REA—LLY!? I DON’T GET HOW YOU’RE DIFFERENT FROM BEFORE

95.
Don Patch: ME TOO
SFX: PIKI—N
Beauty: YOU DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH FLATNESS!!! WHO ARE YOU?
(Translator’s Note: Considering Lambada’s “Polygon Shinken” turns everything into the basic area structure with flat boards, Beauty is mostly fearful that Don Patch mostly just turned into a weird shape)
Beauty: THEN, BO-BOBO?
Bo-bobo: POLI—POLI—
SFX: BLOOOW
Caption: GIANT MONSTER POLYGON
(Translator’s Note: Essentially Bo-bobo became a “kaijuu”, usually used for giant monsters, but I didn’t know how many knew that term so I stuck with “monster”)
Beauty: WHAT IS THAT MONSTER!!? BO-BOBO MADE A MISTAKE WITH “POLYGON”!!
Lambada: There’s one stubborn one.
SFX: ZAZA
Lambada: AURA MAGNIFICATION!!! THERE’S NO PLACE YOU CAN RUN----¡!!
SFX: BOWA
Bo-bobo: SO THEN

96.
Bo-bobo: I’LL PUSH FORWARD----!!! LET’S GO, SOFTON!
Softon: RIGHT
SFX: GOOOOOOO
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYOWARAAAAA!!!
Lambada: POLYGON SHINKEN OUGI……………
SFX: BUON
Bo-bobo: !!
Lambada: POLYGONIC CRASHER--!!!
SFX: SLASH
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAA
Bo-bobo: EMERGENCY EXIT!!!
Lambada: FIRST THESE TWO
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA
Don Patch: I’LL RUN UNDERGROUND!
SFX: DIG DIG
Tennosuke: Ah! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE BEEN ENVIOUS OF THAT SHAPE!!
SFX: WHOOSH—
Don Patch: I’VE STRUCK OIL!
Tennosuke: ALRIGHT—WE’RE RICH

97.
Lambada: DIE!
SFX: SLASH
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAA----!!
Lambada: HYAHHO---I’LL KILL EVERYONE----!!
Softon: Are you alright?
SFX: GOOOOO
Bo-bobo: I’LL PROTECT YOU
Bo-bobo: WITH THESE STRONGEST SWORD AND SHIELD!!!
SFX: CLING CLING CLING CLING
Tennosuke: GYAAAAA, WITH US, WITH US!! (You too poop!)
SFX: BORORO
Bo-bobo: AH! THE SWORD AND SHIELD
Don Patch & Tennosuke: CURSE YOU~~~
Bo-bobo: HE’S SERIOUSLY STRONG…
Softon: But now I’ll win this.
Bo-bobo: !

98.
Softon: SINCE I HAVE INHERITED THE POWER OF THE BLACK SUN
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Beauty: EEH, THE BLACK SUN!!? THAT CAN’T BE…………
Caption: THE OUGI OF THE MAN FROM CYBER CITY
Beauty: RIGHT, RIGHT, THAT GUY WHO HAD THOSE WEIRD CATCH COPIES…
Caption: IT WAS ACTUALLY ZETSUBOU-KUN…
Beauty: NOT QUITE! YOU’RE CLOSE BUT IT’S NOT HIM…IT WAS…THAT WAS…
Beauty: J
Softon: BLACK SUN BABYLON
SFX: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Lambada:WHAT IS THAT!?

99.
Bo-bobo: HOW THE HECK DID YOU…?
Softon: HERE IT IS: REBORN BABYLON SHINKEN
Caption: THE DOOR OF DESTINY NOW OPENS
Don Patch & Tennosuke: J-LIKE—
J: Sorrowful one. I’ve come to turn over my Black Sun.
Softon: What?
J: You’re the only man in the world who can control this Black Sun…I can’t pull out the true power of the ultimate Black Sun…
SFX: GOGOGOGOGOGO
Captions: FRIEND. I ENTRUST TO YOU THE GREAT WILL OF THE BLACK SUN!!
Softon: I’VE INHERITED THIS BLACK FLAME. A LIGHT WHICH GUIDES IN THE LAND OF BABYLON, SHAKING WITH ILLUSION AND INFINITE VALLEYS.

100.
Softon: BLACK FLAME BABYLON GOD DESCEND!!!
SFX: ZU—N
Don Patch & Tennosuke: AMAZIN----!! IT CAME DOWN----!!
Softon: JUDGEMENT OF TRUE BABYLON!!!!
Lambada, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GUWAAAAAA!!!

101.
Lambada: S**T!
SFX: GA
SFX: WHAM
Lambada: GUHA
Lambada: SCRAP IRON! AURA OF POLYGON!!!
SFX: BOO
SFX: WHOOSH
Lambada: WHAT!? IT’S BEEN COUNTERED?
Softon: IT’S HOPELESS! WE’VE TAKEN IN FRONT OF YOU THE DIVINE PROTECTION OF BLACK-FLAME BABYLON…
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Beauty: THEY’VE ALL BECOME J-LIKE---!!!
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO: KYOURYOKU OUGI: J-MELODY GREAT THANKS RITUAL!!!
Everyone: J J J J J J
Lambada: KU

102.
Lambada: STOP THAT----!!
SFX: SLASH
Don Patch Caption: SHALL WE SCATTER SPLENDEDLY
Tennosuke: THIS HEART HAS REGRET WITHIN
Lambada: POLYGON SHINKEN OUGI: METEOR POLYGON
SFX: BUON
Lambada: BECOME SKEWERED----!!!
SFX: STAB STAB STAB
Bo-bobo: HERE’S A KYOURYOKU OUGI: SPINNING OLD MAN AND OLD WOMAN DINING TABLE!!!
SFX: SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
Don Patch: HE’S UNPREPARED FOR US DRESSED AS OLD PEOPLE, LET’S GET HIM!!
Paper: WITHIN JAPAN / DOG HOWLS
Bo-bobo: WE’RE GOOD!!
Lambada: ARE YOU GOOD---!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA

103.
Softon: Judgement of Babylon-----!!
SFX: BAM
Don Patch & Tennosuke: BUHA
Lambada: Chi
Softon: HAA…HAA…THIS IS BAD. EVEN IF I END THE EXISTANCE OF THE BABYLON GOD, I’M ALREADY AT MY LIMIT…
Bo-bobo: SOFTON, IN THE END, HAVE THE BABYLON GOD JUDGE US THREE!!
Tennosuke: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BO-BOBO!
Don Patch: YOU’RE DRAGGING US IN! WE’LL DIE!!
Softon: Judge them.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: YOU POOP----!!
Bo-bobo: THIS IS FINE
SFX: GOOOO
Lambada: WHAT’S THIS? SUICIDE?

104.
Bo-bobo: YOU’VE HARMED RICE. TAKE THIS!! MY ANGRY FIST
Bo-bobo: JUDGEMENT OF ME JUDGED BY TENNOSUKE JUDGED BY DON PATCH JUDGED BY BABYLON!!!! TIMES 4--!!!!
SFX: BAM
Lambada; GUWAAA!!!
Beauty: NO, THAT’S NOT TIMES FOUR AT ALL
SFX: FU / SLIDE
Beauty: THE BABYLON GOD DISSAPEARED!

105.
Lambada: GOHA
Bo-bobo: HOW’S THAT? IT GATHERED THE POWER OF THE BLACK-FLAME BABYLON. MY JUDGEMENT ATTACK.
Don Patch: HE HE…
Tennosuke: WE TOO…WERE USEFUL FOR IT……………
Bo-bobo: NO, ACTUALLY YOU WEREN’T NECESSARY AT ALL.
Lambada: ………YOU WILL DIE HUMILIATINGLY
SFX: ZUGOGOGOGOGO
Bo-bobo: THEN DO IT.
SFX: BAN
Caption: THIS WEEK’S DAMAGE
(Don Patch): DAMAGE = 2569 * 1000
SPECIAL BONUS: = 5000
(Tennosuke): DAMAGE = 3587 * 1000
TIME BONUS = 3000
Don Patch: WA—AMAZIN—
Tennosuke: OUR VIRTUE SCORES APPEARED!

Translator's Note: I really don't get this: if J is the master of Kurotaiyou Shinken, why give up his power to Softon? Without that power, he really has nothing left to use for his attacks. Of course, J's purpose in the story is not really there anymore...though he may cameo here or there from then on, he had his purpose and was defeated so giving it to Softon was probably one of the few things he could do that was left. Then again, the Babylon/Kurotaiyou fusion was insane...then again, so was Bo-bobo manipulating the same power himself with that final "Judgement" attack at the end. And meanwhile, we continue to see the insanity of Lambada's Polygon Shinken, considering that you pretty much need a Shinken fusion (at least so far) to get past him at this point. (unless you just turn into some other strange shape like Don Patch...or are already a strange shape like Tennosuke) Oh, and the "score screen" in the final panel: nice touch considering how much abuse Don Patch & Tennosuke get week after week...though with Tennosuke's case, he usually is the first one attacked so he should get more of them.