Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 152

Bo-bobo may have stuffed Hanpen's arrogance for a moment, but the confident fishcake has more up his sleeve to reveal his true power against him, the other Sangaria members...and a forgotten, battle-ready Tennosuke!

Ougi 152: The Two Climbing to the Top

155.
Narrator: Oden Deathmatch
Tennosuke: WHY! WHY HAVEN’T I BEEN INCLUDED AS A BATTLE MEMBER? THIS HERE IS A FOOD BATTLE!!
SFX: SPLASH SPLASH
Beauty: I DON’T KNOW
Tennosuke: THE FORMER A-BLOCK LEADER HAS DISREGARDED ME~~~~!! I ABSOLUTELY MUST TAKE PART IN THIS “FOOD BATTLE”------!!
Bo-bobo: HANPEN------!!!
SFX: GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Hanpen: GUNUNU

156.
Bo-bobo: I WILL NOT FORGIVE ABSOLUTE EVIL LIKE YOU!! TAKE THIS! MY SOUL--!!
Hanpen: NUOOOOO
SFX: MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
Hanpen: YOUR SOUL IS—
Hanpen: Interesting.
SFX: DON
Beauty: HE ATE IT!!!
Hanpen: FAITH * HOPE ILLUSION * RAGE. HANPEN OUTLASTS EVERYTHING!!!!
Bo-bobo: SO PLEASE HAVE ONE MORE!!!!
SFX: PLOP
Hanpen: HOGU!!!
Beauty: HE GAVE HIM ONE MORE----!!!

157.
Hanpen: FUNNU, I’M AS GOOD AS MY WORD!
SFX: GULP / WOBBLE WOBBLE
Bo-bobo: ……
Hanpen: BUHO!
SFX: PTEW / BOOM
Tennosuke: GUHA
Hanpen: COUGH COUGH, YOU…
Chikuwan: THIS IS BAD! ODEN FIELD IS AN ACTIVE PLACE!!
SFX: PIIII
Chikuwan: LET’S GO: OUGI: CHEERING FROM THE ODEN INGREDIENTS!!!
Ingredients: HANPE—N HANPE—N HANPE—N HANPE—N
Hanpen: SHUT UP!! YOU SHOULD BE QUIET!!!!
SFX: SHUN…
Beauty: UWA~~~HE’S ANGRY…

158.
Don Patch: HE’S ANGRY…
Hatenko: OYABIN!!
Don Patch: I’m not Oyabin. I am Tsukunejirou.
(Translator’s Note: “Tsukune” is a shish-ka-bob-like product involving meat (usually chicken, pork or beef but it could involved fish surime) that is placed on a stick and cooked)
Hatenko: TSUKUNEJIROU!!?
Guy Bou: THAT’S AN IMPORTANT OYABIN.
Hatenko: AH
Don Patch: “I’M THE BEST!” SAYS JINAN
(TN: Don Patch is singing a lyric from “Dango San Kyodai” (The Three Brothers Dango), a song about three dango on a stick, with Don Patch singing (and being) the middle one on his tsukune…which isn’t dango)
Hatenko: Idiot, my Oyabin is the greatest. Right, Oyabin.
Bo-bobo: OUGI: NEW WORLD JAVELIN RECORD!!!!
SFX: FLING
Hatenko: AAH!! OYABI—N!!!

159.
SFX: FLI----NG
Don Patch: AAAAAA
Guy Bou: Master Hanpen
Don Patch: AAAA
Chikuwan: Leave this to us
Don Patch: TAKE OFF: HOMING TSUKUNE BULLETS!!!
SFX: WHOOSH
Rockets: Tsukune
Guy Bou & Chikuwan: WHAT-----!!?
SFX: BABABABO—OM
Guy Bou & Chikuwan: GUWAA!!!
SFX: BOUNCE BOUNCE ROLL
Tennosuke: 2 METERS 10!! NEW WORLD RECORD
Hanpen: YOUR IMPUTENT BEHAVIOR HAS MY ANGER CALL FOR YOUR DEATH…

160.
Hanpen: FUNNU!!!!
(Translator’s Note: I assume the “Funnu” is a SFX made by Hanpen, but it can also stand for “rage” as Hanpen used it back during his explanation)
SFX: DON
Caption: RAGE
SFX: BLAM—
Everyone: GUWA!!!
Beauty: NO? THIS CAN’T BE? JUST HIS IMPACT SPOUTED UP THE ODEN BATH?
Dengaku Man: Odengaku
Hanpen: Of course.
SFX: BAN
Beauty: HANPEN’S RIDING ON STUFFED CABBAGE!
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO’S TEAM IS…?
Bo-bobo: FLOODING---!! THE RIVER’S FLOODING----!!!
SFX: SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH
Don Patch: HURRY, WEAR THAT!
Hatenko: OK
Beauty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?

161.
Bo-bobo: AND THIS IS KYOURYOKU OUGI: RIVER WATER PRETTY STRUGGLE!!!
SFX: BAM WHAM BOOM
Guy Bou: GUBAA!!
Don Patch: FISH’S REQUEST!! FISH’S REQUEST!!
Bo-bobo: DO YOU GET IT, PROCESSED GOODS---!!!
SFX: RIP RIP
Chikuwan: GYAA!!
Hanpen: Time is money—Time marches on.
Beauty: WHAT?
SFX: SPLA—SH
Bo-bobo: GYOEEEEE, WE’VE RETURNED---!!!
(Translator’s Note: Though “Gyoee” is a style of scream, using the kanji for “fish”, it makes it funnier)
SFX: Float—
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Hatenko: MAY 5TH IS CHILDREN’S DA—Y
(Translator’s Note: Yes, those three are correct, May 5th in Japan is Children’s Day. And of course, those three are representing the tradition of flying carp streamers (also known as “koinobori”) on that day, usually one three for “father”, “mother” and “children”)
Beauty: WEIRD CARP STREAMERS EMERGED!!!

162.
Hanpen: THAT MAY 5TH WILL BE TURNED INTO HANPEN DAY----!!!
SFX: GOOOOOOO
Bo-bobo: !
Beauty: THAT’S SILLY!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT IS THAT POWERFUL AURA. IF I HAD A “DUMMY GUARD” TO STOP…
Don Patch: MM—
Tennosuke: I’m melting.
Bo-bobo: AH!
Bo-bobo: THIS IS BAD. I HAVE TO FIND SOME REPLACEMENT…
Bo-bobo: GOT IT!! THIS IS SHINOUGI: KONNYAKU GUARD!!!
(Translator’s Note: Shin = New, thus “New Ougi”)
Top Box:
CPU
Autonomous Thought System
Konnyaku E-3B
Capacity 2-bit

Middle Box:
Hyper-Face Change
Beauty 0.0025

Bottom Left Box:
Power:
RZ Konnyaku Engine
0 Cylinders 0.001 H.P

Bottom Right Box:
Body Solidity:
0.003
Anti-Impact Ability:
(Against Konnyaku Jelly)
0.4
Airbag:
None

Data Stats (clockwise): Intelligence, Speed, Power, Technique
Konnyaku: That’s a good eye.
Beauty: THAT’S A FAILED DECISION!!!

163.
Hanpen: HAN
SFX: ZUZAZA
Hanpen: PEN
SFX: BUO
Hanpen: SHOU!!!!
(Translator’s Note: It’s really hard to translate Hanpen’s attack, since the kanji for “Shou” is one for “acquiescing” or “hearing”, so at this time I will keep it in Japanese)
SFX: BO

164.
SFX: DON
Bo-bobo: GUBAA!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Beauty: NOOOOO, BO-BOBO!!!
Bo-bobo: That was dangerous…………
SFX: SHUUUU
Bo-bobo: I NARROWLY ESCAPED DEATH THANKS TO KONNYAKU!
SFX: SHUUUUUU
Beauty: IT’S A SPLENDED PENETRATION----!!!
Hanpen: I’LL TELL YOU ONE THING…I DON’T USE THINGS LIKE SHINKEN!! I’VE USED THIS FIST TO RAISE MY POSITION TO THE TOP!!!

165.
Bo-bobo: GUFU!!
SFX: CRUNCH
Beauty: BO-BOBO
Don Patch: STRONG…
Chikuwan: THAT’S GOOD! THAT’S GOOD! HANPEN!!!
Ingredients: HANPE—N HANPE—N
Banner: GO!! HANPEN
Hanpen: BE QUIET YOU IDIOTS! I’VE LOST MY CONCENTRATION!!!
SFX: TURN
Beauty: HE REALLY GOT ANGRY----!!!
Don Patch: FINE! WE’LL TAKE IT TO BO-BOBO’S ENEMY, HATENKO!!!
SFX: BA—N
Hatenko: YES, OYABIN!!
Flag: HAJIKE SOUL
Beauty: HATENKO-SA—N!!
Don Patch & Hatenko: UOOOO, LET’S GO—
SFX: DADADADADADADA
Hanpen: FUNNU!!
SFX: BLAM—
Don Patch & Hatenko: GYAAAA
Hatenko: CHI, THAT F**KING HANPEN, HE RAISED THE BATH UP AGAIN!
SFX: RI—NG
Hatenko: A BELL SOUND?

166.
Guy Bou: SURPRISE ATTACK!!
SFX: SLASH-- / KACHI—NG
Hatenko: LOCK!!!
Guy Bou: GUWAAAA, GUY’S HAND IS---!!
SFX: SHUUUUU
Hatenko: I went into the small-fry. You left an opening for me—
Tennosuke: TRADE PLACES AS A MEMBER----!!!!
SFX: POKE
Hatenko: UOWAAA----!!!!
Tennosuke: I HAVE TO PARTICIPATE~~IN THIS “FOOD BATTLE”~~~
SFX: LICK LICK
Hatenko: I’LL KILL YOU--! LET ME GO
Tennosuke: PLEASE~~~~
Don Patch: I FOUND A SURF BOARD!!
SFX: BAM / SPLA—SH
Shorts: Surfing Life
Tennosuke: GUBE!!
Hatenko: OYABIN

167.
Don Patch: AND NOW I’LL KILL HANPEN!! KYOURYOKU OUGI: LAND SURFER BLUES
SFX: WHOOOSH
Hanpen: HANPEN SHOU!!!
SFX: DON
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GUWAAAAAA!!
Hanpen: AND THE BATH RETURNS DOWN…
SFX: FUWA
Beauty: EH
SFX: BLA—M
Everyone: KYAAAAA
Hanpen: ……Within the Oden Deathmatch, the Hanpen are the strongest…
SFX: Float~~

168.
Hanpen: THE DAWN OF HANPEN IS NEAR!!!
Bo-bobo: HOW WILL YOU DO THAT?
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Hanpen: HA!!!!
Hanpen: This guy…unknowingly!?
Bo-bobo: With your damage, I’ll return you precisely.
Hanpen: WAIT! WAIT…WHAT IS HE DOING!? HE CAN’T…HE CAN’T EAT ME…
SFX: STRETCH

169.
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: RETURN THE HANPEN!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Hanpen: GUWAAAAAAA!!!
Bo-bobo: I’ll tell you one thing. I’VE USED THESE CHOPSTICKS TO RAISE MYSELF THIS FAR!!
Hanpen: YOU----!! RETURNING HANPEN IS THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION AGAINST A HANPEN! I WON’T FORGIVE YOU! I WON’T FORGIVE YOU----!!!
Beauty: ………Oh—really…
Caption: TO BE CONTINUED

Translator's Note: It's sort of weird to think this if I didn't say it before: I like Hanpen but this battle just seems a bit lacking compared to some of the previous ones. Hanpen just has this massive ego that obviously needs to be knocked down...of course considering that hanpen are usually well known ingredients in oden, you can sort of understand why. But mostly the battle seems to be about how much Hanpen shows off and the weirdest usage of food products yet in this series. Of course there is one food product that would love to be used right about now...but of course, Tennosuke abuse is classicly par for the course. Oh, and meanwhile...note the evolution of the Odengaku subplot with Dengaku Man as this battle goes on...it just gets sillier.