-> RTS Page for Chagecha 1
In a city where high-school "yankee" delinquents run amuck with massive power (and in all shapes and sizes), one warrior returns home after an absence...to make this city better for those who can't defend themselves!
Chagecha by Yoshio Sawai
Furyou (Delinquent) 1: Chagecha
Narrator: The greatest big city in Japan: GURE-TOKYO. A town which gathers the dreams and aspiration of Yankee Boys (delinquent high schoolers) from throughout the entire country.
(TN: "Gure" is "livelihood" or "living", thus it's technically "Living Tokyo")
Narrator: In this town, there are 55 Delinquent High Schools...and under 0.2% of teachers within it. What are the delinquents asking for, what are they looking for...The "Gure-Tokyo Great Dispute" has started now which will allow them to carve their names with the legends...
Narrator: This era starts now.
Delinquent: It's great to be a delinquent.
Crowd: Damn you--you--Jump--What a great turn--Now's the time--(can't read this)
(TN: What are Don Patch and Dengaku Man doing there?)
Narrator: The spotlight is on the delinquents. The Violent Yankee Era has arrived!!
Narrator: This story is intended to be a Yankee manga intended to be good for the lowest of years.
SFX: Glimmer glimmer glimmer glimmer glimmer glimmer
THE GAG GENIUS YOSHIO SAWAI RETURNS!!
BREAK THROUGH COMMON SENSE!!
THE NEW ERA OF CHARISMA IS BORN!!
Plane 1: This is force P-23 arriving high above Gure-Tokyo...
Plane 2: Rodger, continue on your lookout without breaking.
New Guy: This is a dangerous sector...quiet yourself, captain.
Captain: This is a worthless mission. There's nothing in this remote town.
Voice: AN UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS APPROACHING AT A HIGH SPEED.
Voice: Their number...is impossible to measure.
Captain: IDIOTS...THE LEADER CAN'T REACT TO THIS!!! IS IT AT SUPER SPEED!?
Voice: IS THIS A NEW KIND OF MISSLE.
Voice: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO EVADE...
Voice: HERE IT COMES!!
Side: A mysterious object draws near...!! It is!?
Pilots: WHAT WAS THAT!? HUMANS!? (High School children)
Cat: HU...HURRY...I HAVE TO RUN...AWAY FROM THIS TOWN-NYAA...THOSE GUYS ARE...THOSE GUYS ARE...MONSTERS AT THE LEVEL OF AKUMA CHOUJIN-NYA
(TN: "Akuma Choujin" is a reference to the "Evil Supermen" of "Kinnikuman")
Captain: ...There it is, that cat is through there~~~
New Guy: Captain, shall I shake it off?
Captain: WAIT!! THAT CAT IS REPORTING SOMETHING TO US. IT'S SERIOUS...SOMETHING EXTREMELY SERIOUS...
SFX: NYA SHA SPIN SPIN BAM BOOM
Captain: CAT~~~~(What was he doing?)
Captain: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?...
Announcement: EMERGENCY YAN-NOUNCE ANNOUNCEMENT. THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF MYSTERIOUS EXPLOSIONS ON BOTH OF THE #3 YAMANOASHI TRAIN LINES. 20 GUERRILLA HIGH SCHOOLERS ALSO APPEAR TO BE BLOCKING IT. THE CRIMINALS ARE UNKNOWN. THE NEARBY YAN ARE BEING CALLED BY THE FACING RINGLEADER THERE ON THE SCENE, WHO IS KILLING THEIR MEMBERS.
SFX: BOOM BAM BANG BOOM BOMG
Voices: ORA ORA~~KINIPPU
(TN: "Kinippu" is a gift of money left in an envelope, usually on holidays)
Leader: (Too small to see...intentionally)
Gang member: EEH, WHAT!!? That's a tiny voice.
Train riders: GUOOOOO
Person: HEEEEEY, WE'VE STOPPED
Gang member: IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE----!! BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO STAND UP TO THE HE--AD. IT'S TORN OFF--
Another Gang member: AT LEAST TAKE A COMMEMORATIVE PICTURE, WELL, DO YOUR BEST WITH A COMMEMORATIVE.
Top Member: UOOOOO, HURRY, HURRY!!
Pushers: IT'S CHAFING--
Unicycle: GET IT TO THE RIGHT, THE RIGHT, MORE...WE'LL FIERCLY HOLD IT OFF
Falling guy: BU
Voice: GYAAAA, THE PICTURE FELL INTO MY EYES~~
Voice: IT'S THE DRAGON NINJAS OF GUERRILLA HIGH. SOMEHOW THESE STRANGERS ARE ENTERING THE RAILLINE. ANOTHER WEIRD ONE HAS COME!!
Gang Member: THEY'RE HERE, THE DRAGON NINJAS! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN THEM.
Gang Member: HIII, WE'RE MERELY ONLOOKERS. WE CAN'T KILL THEM.
SFX: ZA ZA
"Heppokomaru Lookalike": ...
Dragon Ninja: What became of your circumstance? (Of the #3)
Delinquent: Ye...yeah, the door...didn't open. Their circumstance...is unknown. We should see their state from the window...
Delinquent: Don't you see something weird there...(what is it?)
Demon: It's horrible here~~it's horrible here~
Person: FUUJIN CATCH
Dragon Ninja: Well then, where are the Yankees? What bad boys will fight against Guerilla High?
SFX: ZA ZA
Dragon Ninjas: U
Dragon Ninjas: WH...WHAT IS THIS UNBELIEVABLY MASSIVE YANKI!!!? IT'S PUSHING US AWAY.
(TN: The term used "Yanki" is a combination of "Yan" as in "Yankee" and the "ki" in energy. I'll keep that term as is)
Dragon Ninjas: ...Ah...
Dragon Ninjas: Aaah...
DN1: It can't be...
DN2: It can't be...
DN3 (Pig Mask): It can't be...
DN4: It can't be...
DNs: Y...YOU---WE'LL TAKE CARE OF ANYONE IN THESE CARS!!!
Chagecha: Be quiet. Cause I'm taking in my visit to my parents after two years...
SFX: CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE
Swirl: THAT WAS DEEP.
Chagecha: HA~~~THAT MOMENT~~
DN: WHAT IS HE DOING!!!
Chagecha: Oh, I'll take my time.
SFX: RIIIP...BREAK BREAK BREAK
SFX: CRACK WHIRRL
SFX: BUUUURN / SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
Chagecha: IT'S TASTY AFTER ALL, CIGARETTES OF NATURE......
Chagecha: DELISH DELISH COUGH COUGH
DN: YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES FROM NATURE......THAT'S AN IMPORTANT MATTER...IN JAPAN!!!
Chagecha: If you're the Yankees in here, then I'll send all of you flying. Because you laid a hand on my friends...
SFX: SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
Voice: HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO OPEN A WINDOW!!
Caption: Chimidoro Park
(TN: Chimidoro = Blood-Letting)
Voice: Hey, steady yourself. What are you doing, hey.
SFX: Wobble wobble wobble wobble
(TN: Hatou is close to "Hato" or "pigeon")
Poporou: Uuh...Guerilla High...those guys from Guerilla High...Their attack crushed Popoyama Technical High...
(TN: I didn't quite figure out the last kanji of his word)
Caption: Hatoyama Technical 3rd-Year President: Hatoyama Poporou
SFX: TWITCH TWICH ACHE ACHE
Chagecha: Who did this to you?
Poporou: It was sudden! A sudden deep impact!
(TN: Can't read what the Guerilla High guys are saying)
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Pigeons: BOING / PLOP
Poporou: They were demons. It was surprising to us pigeons...we are all pigeons. This isn't the time to say "Coo coo".
(TN: Pigeon talk in Japanese is "Kurukku--", I just went with the English translation)
Poporou: ...He he...I wanted to eat one more mouthful in the end...sweet...tasty...pigeon...like...
Poporou: Tokyo Banana.
(TN: A "Tokyo Banana" is a Twinkie-like sponge cake with a banana in the center)
Chagecha: ...are you dead?
SFX: ZA ZA
Chagecha: ...That's my reason.
DN: ...A PIGEON....(It's grave was huge--)
DN: HO...HOLD ON, STOP! THAT THING WAS FOUL PLAY. IT'S UNDERSTOOD, IT'S OUR LOSS. YOU'RE A YANCHA. CAUSE WE UNDERSTAND THERE ARE PLENTY OF YANCHA.
(TN: "Yancha" = Naughty, and with it's similarity to "Yankee", I decided to keep it as is)
Chagecha: SHUT UP, SHUT UP. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR FLATTERY!!!
DN: HEY STUPID, HURRY AND GIVE IT TO HIM. HI
Crying DN: TH..THIS IS...
Page: YANCHA 5TH GRADE Acknowledgement. YOU ARE A YANCHA. (YA)
Chagecha: EH? (What, is this good?)
DN: .........AND NOW IT'S ECONOMICAL~~~
Cartridge: SETTLEMENT YANCHAMARU
DN: WHAT!!? (He isn't catching on!?)
Chagecha: TAKE THIS
Chagecha: THIS IS A KEEPSAKE OF POPOROU
Poporou: I'VE BECOME HUGE!
DN: CREAK CREAK
SFX: CRACK CREAK...
Banner: YANKEE PARTY
SFX: WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA
Katsuhiko: YOUNG ONES, NOW IS ESSENTIALLY THE ERA OF SURPRISE. NOW, ALL OF YOU, SCREAM OUT SURPRISE
Banner: ELECTED ANGEL KATSUHIKO!!
"Heppokomaru Lookalike": ...He's serious.
Chagecha: A pure vote from me.
Chagecha: So sad sacrifices like you won't happen again, I've returned to this town.
(TN: There is a SF/parody anime out there called "Chouhatsumei BOY Kanipan, but I doubt it's connected to this)
Masato: UWA~~~YOU DID THAT FLASHILY~~A COLD WIND~~~CHEESE
Chagecha: Shamelessly crossed the line, remnant.
(TN: The "Remnant" part is actually "zantou", the remnants of a political party such as the the one Chagecha just ruined)
Masato: UWAAAAA, NO NO!! I'M NOT YOUR ENEMY. Put away that mysterious weapon.
Masato: I'M MASATO, A 1ST YEAR AT GEKIATSU HIGH. I'm grateful since those guys love to do what they want in this area...
(TN: "Gekiatsu" = "Violent Heat")
Chagecha: Gekiatsu High, so that makes you my kouhai. Call me Chagecha.
(TN: "Kouhai" = the "little brother" under a "senpai")
Masato: EEH!? YOU'RE A SENPAI!!? I'm sorry for my bad mouth! I didn't know.
Chagecha: That's fine. Cause I've returned to this town after two years.
Masato: He doesn't look like the other high schoolers...Senpai, you're unreasonably strong.
Chagecha: ......That's not a big deal.
Masato: That's it!...This composure...when I'm a 3rd year too, I want to be like that.
Masato: I'LL BE LIKE YOU.
Chagecha: What a weird guy.
Chagecha: While we're at it, haven't the patterns of bad guys increased at once in this town?
Masato: The share of normal high schoolers have rapidly disappeared from Gure-Tokyo...I've got few allies...Why ask that?
Chagecha: !!! IS THIS THE...HUMAN CURRENT
Caption: HUMAN CURRENT
SFX: Rustle rustle
SFX: Rustle rustle
Chagecha: Ordinary high schoolers without power flow down the river with the watermelons thanks to the Yankees in this town. And they continue to drift eternally on this river where grannies are waiting to pick them up. That is one of the gure-laws of this town.
Masato: We have that law?
Chagecha: But only the watermelons return by themselves
Masato: ..No, of course. Recently, the guys from Guerilla High recklessly gather at the river. Ku...
Caption: I'VE FELT MALAISED. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN FEELING.
Guerilla High: NEEEXT. Spin it, spin it more--These watermelons are domestic.
Masato: S**T, I NEVER REALIZED IT. I CAN'T FORGIVE THEM! WE NEVER KNEW WE HAD THIS RIDICULOUS BEHAVIOR!!
SFX: GATAN GOTON
Chagecha: I CAN'T LEAVE ALONE THE WORRIES OF A KOHAI. NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE DOWN THOSE GUERILLA HIGHERS.
Chagecha: You seem like a nice guy.
SFX: GATAN GOTON GATAN GOTON
Masato: IT'S RIDICULOUS! CAN TWO PEOPLE GO AND RAID GUERILLA HIGH? WE'LL GET KILLED. IT'S THE BRUTAL HIGH SCHOOL WITH TWO HUNDRED DELINQUENTS.
Masato: However, in this town...(out loud) EEH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?
Masato: The formation of resistance in Gekiatsu High was just us...
Sign: Gure Alley
Caption: Gure Alley
(TN: A bit hard to note what everyone is saying but the cans on the bottom center is "Oden")
Masato: Up and down this schoolyard are Shiroi, Kuroyatazo of Seidou Ryuukan, even the Okada Brothers...they're evil. Dangerous guys exceeding expectation have gathered here.
Masato: We really won't go back quickly until it empties. CHAGECHA-SENPAI...
Yankees: EEEEH EEH---!!!?
(TN: A Tsuchinoko is a Japanese snake-like cryptid with a large middle girth)
Tsuchinoko: I've...made light of humans...
SFX: Poke poke
Voice: HE'S SUDDENLY CAPTURED IT...THE TSUCHINOKO...
Tsuchinoko: KILL ME---I'M THE LAST SON--
Voice: THAT GUY KILLED IT? HEY, DID HE KILL IT? THE LONG AWAITED TSUCHINOKO-CHAN...WILL IT GET VIOLENT?
Masato: Amazing...he's opening a path within the Yankees in the town...that is extremely efficient.
Caption: Doesn't understand at all.
Voice: YOU CAN GO THROUGH FOR NOT KILLING IT. THE TREASURE OF JAPAN!!
Chagecha: COME, HURRY. (Aren't you coming?)
Masato: THIS MAY BE FOOLISH TALK, BUT WITH YOU, I FEEL WE CAN WIN...
Sign: GUERILLA HIGH SCHOOL
Masato: I'M SORRY SENPAI, IT'S REALLY HOPELESS
Sounds: BUSHAAAAAA BUSHAAAAAA
Oreo: THE ONES WHO'VE COME THIS FAR ARE STUPID IDIOTS. WE WERE CAUGHT IN THE MOMENT FOR YOUR DEFEAT OF THE DRAGON NINJAS.
Caption: GUERILLA HIGH 3RD YEAR PRESIDENT: MORIKYO OREO
Masato: THE RUMORS ARE TRUE...IT'S THE HEAD OF GUERILLA HIGH: MORIKYO OREO.
Masato: HAS IT BEEN REMODELED BY NASA!!!
Masato: CURSE YOU NASA
Chagecha: That's a head. I didn't know it was a head.
Chagecha: You all, is the rumor true that you've recently done river floating? I want to complain on that too.
Oreo: GE HA HA HA HA HAHA, THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH! THAT WAS ALL THE FORCE OF OUR SCHOOL. IN ORDER TO CONSTRICT KNOWLEDGE!! ALL OF THOSE HIGH SCHOOLERS WE WALKED OVER WERE FLOATED AWAY, EVERY LAST ONE
Oreo: I'M GRATEFUL TO NASA FOR BUYING THEIR PARTS. LOOK, AT MY COUNTLESS ROBO-HANDS. AND FOR THIS BODY, WHICH PULLS OUT MY INFINITE POWER FROM AN INTERNAL ATOMIC REACTOR.
Oreo: ...ALTHOUGH, I CAN'T GET MARRIED...(I'm gross. Extremely gross) IT WAS RUMORED THAT WAS JUST MERELY A JOKE...
Students: THAT'S NOT TRUE! YOU CAN DO IT.
Chagecha: THAT'S GOOD AND ALL. Out of the way.
Oreo: AAA---MY ROBO-HAND HAS---(It costs 200 Million yen for one)
Chagecha: You've done river floating. I said to stop that old behavior.
SFX: BAM BOOM CRACK
Oreo: AAA---REALLY, STOP DOING MORE OF IT. CAUSE YOU'LL ANGER MY MOM!!
Oreo: UUH...YOU'RE CRUEL. THE AMOUNT FOR THE DAMAGES MERELY SURPASSES A BILLION...I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING IN ACTION.
Students: OREO-SAMA, TODAY'S LUNCH IS YAKISOBA
(TN: Yakisoba is a fried noodle dish derived from Chinese cuisine)
Oreo: Eh, serious?
Oreo: THAT'S MY REASON! THEY WON'T EVEN GET A MILLIMETER OF STOPPING ME
Chagecha: WELL THE FIGHT BEGINS.
Oreo: Are you making out?
Masato: WE'RE NOT RUNNING!?
Masato: THEY'LL KILL US. THEY'LL ALL MESS US UP AND CHOP US INTO MINCE
SFX: GARURURURURURU GURURURURURU GORURURURURU
Chagecha: Well since we're gonna fight now, let's fight.
Chagecha: DAMN, A PRO!! THERE'S ONE MINCING PRO MIXED UP WITH THEM
Eyeball: TASTE MY EYE POOOOWER
Chagecha: GET AWAY
Oreo: GA--HA HA HA, THAT'S PLEASING. THAT'S THE WAY WE WELCOME YOU TO GUERILLA HIIIIGH
Chagecha: THAT GUY
Eyeball: THIS IS BAD!! SECOND WAVE!! (to himself) I have to save them quickly...
SFX: KYUI KYUI KYUI KYUI
Chagecha: I'LL HANDLE THIS
Chagecha: He's too f**king far. I won't be in time with my legs.
Voice: IT'S UNTHINKABLE...
Caption: Spiritual World
Creatures: MUSCLE / BLOOD
Muscle: It's unthinkable......
Chagecha: Is that...my muscles...?
Muscle: BELIEVE MORE, BELIEVE!!!
Chagecha: BACKFIST OF SADNESS!!!!
SFX: DON / BAM
Masato: ------------!!! HE EASILY BLASTED ALONE THAT HUMAN (?) WITH ONE BLOW----WHAT IS THIS POWER.
Eyeball: FUGOGOGOGO, I'M MOVING INTO THE CARELESS FUTURE----
Caption: SUNNY-SIDE EGGS GLI--MMER
(TN: Sunny-side up eggs in Japanese is "Medamayaki", which includes the "medama" in "eyeball" due to the yolk formation)
Students: UWAAAA, HE SENT MASTER EYEBALL FLYING INTO SPACE. HE'S TOO YANCHA. RUN AWAY----
Chagecha: AN ILLUSION...NO, WAS IT THE VOICE INSIDE MY BODY......
Chagecha: QUICKLY COME TO ME. IF YOU ALL DO RIVER FLOATING, I'LL BURY YOU IN SPACE.
Student: Let's...run, Reiko
Oreo: YOU----!!! ANY OF YOU WHO RUN WILL BE GETTING A CALL TO YOUR HOUSE LATER, KORAAAAA!!
Students: We must do it.
(TN: Yangi = "Yankee" + "Ki", the kanji for "technique")
SFX: BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM
SFX: BOOM / ZUGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
Chagecha: WHAT ARE THEEEY!!
Oreo: This is what the Central Special Unit lead by Coronel Jessie Jenson used that made German soldiers shake. Operation Anthropoid. Also known as "Death Mole". Attacking in all directions simultaneously, their charge can't be avoided by anyone.
Chagecha: EXCELLENT. I'LL SMASH THEM FROM THE FASTEST
Chagecha: WHAAAT!!? IT WON'T STOP
Chagecha: THEY'VE BEEN STUDYING. LOWERING THEIR CENTER OF GRAVITY, THEIR POSITIONED FOR THEIR HATRED OF FLYING...INTO SPACE.
Oreo: HERE IS YOUR END AT GUERILLA HIGH!!!
SFX: BI--NG BO--NG BA--NG BO--NG KACHI--NG KONKAN
Oreo: THE END. IT'S LUNCH TIME.
Voice: So he told me to give up.
Caption: CHAGECHA, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, 3RD YEAR
Drawer: You don't understand reality at all. As I said, it was good when I was brought with you onto the academy head's committee.
Drawer: Hey, make a mistake quickly.
Chagecha: F**K YOU, IMAGINATION
Chagecha: YOU FOOOOLS
Caption: The number of times a human's heart beats in a day for an average adult is by standard 50~60 times. (Author's Research)
*Please don't believe this
SFX: BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM
SFX: BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM
Heart: Huh, what?
Students: GYAAAA, OWW~~OWOWOWOW
Banner: Big Bro's Life
Card: ALPS' SIDEBURNS CLIQUE
SFX: BABOOOOOM BABOOOM BABOOM BABOOOM BABOOOM~~ BABOOOM
Students: OWWWWWWW WHAT IS THIIIIIS
Narrator: The human body can usually only use 30% of their ability.
Narrator: Chagecha now is applying pressure to his own heart, awakening a human's true life force!!
Oreo: HE'S USING A YAN-DEADLY TECHNIQUE---!!!
Inside: We've got planks.
(TN: Hissatsuwaza = Deadly Technique)
Masato: A YAN-DEADLY TECHNIQUE?
Chagecha: OF COURSE. MY YAN-DEADLY TECHNIQUE IS "HUMAN BIKE". AN ORIGINAL SO I CAN SURVIVE THIS YANKEE ERA.
(TN: It does translate to "Human Bike", but the kanji used translates into "Automatic Two-Wheeler", like a motorcycle)
Chagecha: NOW, GO AND BE CARELESS NOW. (GUERI-HIGH HEAD)
Chagecha: WAIT FOR ME, IT'LL BE OVER SOON.
Oreo: OH NO! THAT KID'S GOING INSIDE! (Pervert). AND I CAN'T MOVE. A PINCH! A BIG PINCH!
Announcer: MIDDAY SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT. TO THE RED-HEADED DREAD-HAIR, PLEASE LEAVE AT ONCE.
SFX: BING BO--NG BANG BO--NG
Oreo: HEY---YOU COWARD. WHERE ARE YOU GOING, DREAD-HAIR. YOU...YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BY YOURSELF. THIS IS FOWL PLAY WITHIN THE RESIDENCE, HEY!! (We'll fight when he presents himself)
SFX: BABOOM BABOOM BABOOM
Oreo: OW OW, WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE.
Chagecha: I really don't want to fight you.
Chagecha: STOP THE RIVER FLOATINGS. IT'S BOTHERING MY KOUHAI.
Oreo: .........Chi. Understood...
Oreo: IS IT
(TN: Dekai = huge, but it's in a name with the "Maru" ending)
Masato: WAAAA, SENPAI--
Oreo: WHAT! HE DIDN'T FALL!!
SFX: BABOOM BABOOM
Chagecha: GU, you've done it. It's my only suit...
Chagecha: SPEED 2...SPEED 3
SFX: BABOBOOM BABOBOOM
Oreo: YOU FOOL! THAT'S THE LIMIT OF YOUR YANKI!? IT'S HOT. ARE YOU AN A-GRADE YANKOU CLASS!?
(TN: Yankou = "High Yankee" or "Yankee High" due to the HS setting)
Chagecha: THIS OCTO-GUY
SFX: CRACK CRACK...
Chagecha: WILL TURN AROUN!!!!
Students: UNBELIEVABLE PHYSICALITY
Chagecha: Will you still do it?
Oreo: ...No, I get it already.
Chagecha: HAAA...MY LIMIT. I'm tired as expected. Masato, get me some food.
Masato: He did it one by one without a fraction remaining, amazing...With this guy at Gekiatsu High School...we may be able to change it.
Masato: AND THAT'S HOW THE TWO OF US FIRST MET.
Cops: WE SEE AN OPENING. CHARGE ALL AT ONCE---UOOOOOOOO---OOO---
Narrator: At that moment, in the center of Gure-Tokyo
Narrator: There was a birthday commemoration parade for the new president of Nanrei Saiunkan High School, who boasted the greatest influence in Gure-Tokyo.
(TN: Nanrei Saiunkan = Southern Cold Cloud-Smashing Mansion)
Crowds: KYAHO--WA--WA--GREAT--WA--URE--WA--WA-- THE BEST--
Old Man: Congratulations, Kabu-sama.
Caption: Prime Minister
Kabu: THANK YOU----!! THANK YOU EVERYONE---!!
Voices: KISS ME--WA--WA--
Caption: NANREI SAIUNKAN NEW 3RD-YEAR PRESIDENT: KABU KINTAMAROU
Kabu: HA HA HA, MOCHI FOR CELEBRATION---!! I WENT HOME AND HAVE MY MOM BAKE THESE FOR YOU~~
(TN: Mochi: glutinous sweet rice cakes)
Prime Minister: What is this plan?
Student: Kabu-sama...here are congratulatory telegrams from the great leaders of every nation.
Prime Minister: Seriously!?
Kabu: I CAN'T READ THESE (I can't read at all)
Yankees: TELEGRAMS--TELEGRAMS--WHAT COUNTRIES ARE THESE TELEGRAMS FROM----
Prime Minister: Ku...this is astonishing! This guy has completely taken control of the feelings of the Yankees. This is the change in the seasons.
Kabu: Prime Minister, look. You should look here at what I've cut.
Prime Minister: He?
Prime Minister: TH...THAT'S...
Yankees: TOKYO---TONBO~~~GYAAAAA, NO~~~GUWAAAA, SAVE US~~~
Prime Minister: WHAT IS THAT!!!?
Kabu: Recently there have been many stupid delinquents who have headed to Tokyo to raise our name. We'll exchange all the good citizens and we'll expel these here idiot delinquents.
Kabu: THIS IS THE "YANKEE EXILE" METHOD. THIS IS MY NEW LAW WE WILL PRESENT TO PARLIMENT.
Caption: SPECIAL MYSTERIES HAVE THEIR MYSTERIES GAIN UNCALLED DEVELOPMENTS...!! IN SHORT, HE'S A BAD AND EXTREMELY STRONG GUY...!!
(Furyou 1: End)
Next Time: A town with an over-bad pattern, a throb for "Yanjuku". Only Yankees running wild center color promotion with 29 pages!!
TN: Wow...just...wow. I really didn't know what exactly to expect from this, the very first chapter of Sawai's first post-Bo-bobo series...but color me impressed! Sawai's imagination and insanity are always welcomed in WSJ, where he can make a fighting character out of anything! Somehow this initial chapter gave me vibes of sort of a weird cross of a HS series with a more action intensive one such as "Fist of the North Star" (from the powerful, influential guy we saw at the end) or "Sakigake! Otokojuku" (I researched it a little doing Bo-bobo references and the idea of weird fighting high school delinquents did seem to suggest that a little). I really don't know what exactly to expect out of Masato (he really doesn't seem like a "tsukkomi" character like Heppokomaru, whom he looks a lot like), but I already like Chagecha's ability to...well, weirdly visualize his own body parts and harness them for his power, such as the vision of his muscles or the climactic activation of "Human Bike"! Hopefully Sawai remains impressive enough to have a long run with Chagecha...and if he doesn't, then at least he made a great first impression.