Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 158

So far in his fight with Tsurulina the 3rd, Bo-bobo's been exposed as a Hair Kingdom survivor, been tormented by evil magic tricks and watched Don Patch and Hatenko disappear into thin air! Is that the worst that can happen!? Well...

Ougi 158: Worst-Case Scenario

73.
3rd: I'VE DEALT WITH THE TRASH. NOW, HAIR MAN. GIVE ME YOUR "HAIR BALL".
(TN: The "Hair Ball" is also known as the "Gedama", but it's funnier due to the weird hair connotation)
Beauty: HAIR BALL!?
Narrator: The "Hair Ball" exists inside the body of Hair people. It is their source of Hair power...
Bo-bobo: THAT'S WHAT IT IS?
Beauty: Hair Ball...
Heppokomaru: THAT GUY, DID HE REALLY MAKE DON PATCH AND HATENKO DISSAPEAR?
Dengaku Man: Did he?
Bo-bobo: It has to be a trick. Something like that is physically unbelievable.
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san.

74.
Bo-bobo: NOW, LET'S GO, TSURULINA THE 3RD!!!!
SFX: SUU
Heppokomaru: UOO!!! (He's dissapearing)
Tennosuke: OH NO! WE HAVE TO DRAW BACK BO-BOBO'S BODY QUICKLY.
SFX: SCRITCH SCRITCH
Sash: Author's Representative
Bo-bobo: DRAW ME ATTRACTIVE.
Dengaku Man: Actually we'll do it like this.........
Beauty: YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG!!
3rd: GIVE ME YOUR "HAIR BALL"
SFX: GOOOO
Bo-bobo: AH! RIGHT NOW---
Tennosuke: Miraculous.
3rd: SLIPPING HAND!!
(TN: The actual kanji used with this translation is "God Hand")
SFX: ZUN
Bo-bobo: GUBA
Narrator: Inside his body
Ball: KEDAMA (HAIR BALL)
3rd: I'VE GOT IT.
SFX: GOOOO

75.
Bo-bobo: CENTAUR ARROW!! CENTAUR ARROW!! CENTAUR ARROW!!
SFX: STAB STAB STAB
3rd: GUO!!!!
3rd: CLEVER. RED MAGIC SHINKEN OUGI: BLACK MAGIC BOX!!!
SFX: BUON
3rd: GIVE HIM PAIN
SFX: KACHINK
Bo-bobo: !
SFX: STAB STAB STAB
Bo-bobo: GUWAAAAA
Beauty: BO-BOBO
Bo-bobo: GU...GUGU...
SFX: ERRRRR

76.
Bo-bobo: YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED UP...GUFU...
Sign: PLEASE ARRANGE THE CLEANING EQUIPMENT
Beauty: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!?
Bo-bobo: OUGI: SAD CLEANING DUTY...
SFX: CLING
3rd: HMPH
SFX: CRASH
Bo-bobo: KU
3rd: RED MAGIC SHINKEN OUGI: BLACK MAGIC STRING
SFX: CLING
Bo-bobo: GU, WHAT'S THIS? MY BODY CAN'T MOVE.

77.
3rd: NOW, PRESENT ME YOUR "HAIR BALL"!
SFX: GOOOO
Bo-bobo: GUOOO, I CAN'T MOVE!!
Tennosuke: YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!
SFX: STAB
Bo-bobo: TENNOSUKE!!!!
Tennosuke: Huh?
Bo-bobo: GAHA
Tennosuke: Ah, it's because I'm tokoroten. That's nonsense...tee-hee
SFX: BONK
3rd: GIVE ME.
SFX: TWITCH TWITCH
Bo-bobo: GUAAAA
3rd: FINALLY
SFX: GOOOO
3rd: FINALLY THE "HAIR BALL" IS MINE...
SFX: OOOO

78.
3rd: OH NO
SFX: KACHI--NG
Ball: TRANSFORM
SFX: POP / WOOSH
SFX: KIRA--N
Beauty: IT FLEW OFF----!!!
Ball: I'm back
Bo-bobo: Welcome back
SFX: HYU-- / BUON
3rd: KU...HE'S MAKING FUN OF ME LIKE A HUMAN.

79.
3rd: RED MAGIC SHINKEN OUGI: BLACK MAGIC KNIVES!!!!
SFX: KIN KIN KIN KIN
Bo-bobo: WELL THEN HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: NICE BUTT DEFENSE!!!!
SFX: STAB STAB STAB
Tennosuke: AMAZIN--! AS EXPECTED FROM A NICE BUTT!!
Torpedo Girl: I can't~~~stand~~~WOOF!!
SFX: CRICK
Heppokomaru: WA!!
Torpedo Girl: FOOLISHNESS----!!
SFX: BO--OM
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAA
Beauty: ...That was arranged...
Bo-bobo: TORPEDO-SENSEI, WE'VE BEEN WAITING---!!
SFX: SHUUUU
Tennosuke: WITH TORPEDO-SENSEI HERE, OUR STRENGTH IS TREMENDOUS---

80.
SFX: SHUUUUUUU
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: OVER'S RETURNED-----!!!!
OVER: Yo. It's been a long time, you guys.
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: KYAAAA
Beauty: SHE BECAME OVER, THE ULTIMATE EVIL! WHAT HAPPENED!? HIS PERSONALITY IS...
OVER: I'VE REALLY WANTED TO KILL YOU.
Beauty: 0% TORPEDO RATIO--!!!

81.
Bo-bobo: AREN'T YOU CONCERNED, OVER? ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? HE'S AN EXTREMELY HORRIBLE GUY.
Tennosuke: PLEASE...PLEASE LOAN US YOUR POWER!
3rd: A new species of human?
OVER: AH?
OVER: ............Fine, I'll give you a hand.
Tennosuke: GREAT...HE'S NOT OUR ENEMY THIS TIME...IT'S REALLY GREAT...
Bo-bobo: GO GO OVER! STOP HIM STOP HIM OVER! CHOP UP THE 3RD!
SFX: FLING FLING
OVER: GOKUAKU ZANKETSU SHINKEN (out loud) AH
OVER: OUGI
SFX: MISHI MISHI

82.
OVER: AVOCADO!!!!
SFX: WHIRRRRL SLASH
Bo-bobo: GYOEEEEEE
SFX: SHO--CK
Beauty: BO-BOBO--!!
Heppokomaru: THAT GUY BETRAYED US!!
Bo-bobo: GOFU
OVER: GIGIGIGIGI, YOU FOOLS----! DO I FEEL LIKE HOLDING HANDS WITH A SOMEONE LIKE YOU WITH STUFF COMING OUT OF YOUR NO---SE!!

83.
3rd: RED MAGIC SHINKEN OUGI: BLACK MAGIC EXPLOSIVES!!
SFX: BABOBO--OM
OVER: GUO!!
3rd: ...GO AWAY, TRASH. WHAT I SAY.
OVER: AAH?
SFX: PIKI / TURN
Beauty: THIS IS...WITH TORPEDO-SAN TURNING INTO OUR ENEMY, THIS IS THE WORST DEVELOPMENT.
Bo-bobo: IT'S FINE! I'LL PULL OVER INTO OUR GROUP.
Heppokomaru: BUT ISN'T IT USELESS!
Bo-bobo: I've got a secret plan.
Beauty: A secret plan?
Box: Cardboard
SFX: RUSTLE RUSTLE
Bo-bobo: NOW FIGHT TOGETHER WITH US, OVER
Caption: MARUHAGE FOUR HEAVENLY KINGS
OVER: Die.

84.
3rd: EYESORES. I'LL GATHER UP THE HUMANS AND ERASE THEM.
SFX: BAN
OVER: I DON'T WORK TOGETHER WITH SHRIMPS, YOU S**TS. I'LL CHOP EVERYONE HERE INTO LITTLE PIECES!!!
SFX: BAN / PIKI
Bo-bobo: YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO RETURN THAT VIDEO OF "BABE", YOU DUMMIES!!!
(TN: Yes, he's talking about the 1995 British/American movie about the pig who thinks he's a sheepdog)
SFX: BAN / PIKI PAKI

85.
3rd: ANNIHILATE! RED MAGIC SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: SUPER BLACK-MAGIC SWORDS!!!!
SFX: ZUGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA!!!
OVER: SLICE! GOKUAKU ZANKETSU SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: DEATHSCYTHE CUTTER!!!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: GUWAAAAAAA!!!
Bo-bobo: ROAR! HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: HAIR GROWTH!!!! ORA ORA
Beauty: THAT ALONE IS CLEARLY SHABBY---!!!

86.
Beauty: WHAT'S HAPPENED, IS THIS A THREE-WAY BATTLE? BO-BOBO CAN'T LOSE THIS!!
OVER: OUGII--!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: GYAAAAA
3rd: OUGI!!
SFX: STAB STAB
Bo-bobo, Tennosuke & OVER: GYAAAAAA
OVER: OUGI!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH SLASH
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: GYAAAA
Bo-bobo: OUGI!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH SLASH
Tennosuke: GYAAAAA
Bo-bobo: OUGI----?
Tennosuke: GYAAAA
Bo-bobo: OUGI----GYAAAAA
SFX: FIGIT FIGIT

87.
Bo-bobo: FIRST STRIKE----!!!!
SFX: SLASH
Beauty: HE SLASHED A PERSON WITH THE SCISSORS--!!
3rd: GUHAA, HE'S...
OVER: THOSE ARE MY SCISSORS---
Bo-bobo: THESE ARE SCISSORS OF FRIENDSHIP I INHERITED FROM OVER. 3RD! YOU'RE DEFEATED!!!

88.
TSURULINA THE 3RD: Tsurulina the 3rd's design, outside his hair color being red, wasn't chosen by me at all, yet his Ougi and such were decided at once when he was orderly introduced.

TN: Yep, just when things can't get more chaotic...OVER returned. Somehow, though, it seemed to make very little sense compared to the last time Torpedo Girl turned back. When she did it the first time, the Torpedo power just was worn away from Bo-bobo's attacks so it made sense. Here...Torpedo Girl spazzed out, flew away..and there's OVER! It's great to have OVER back and all but it's just hard to figure out when and how it appears....but if you think about it, part of the reason this has to happen is probably Sawai's attempt to keep her under control. He knows she's pretty much the most powerful character in the entire series and is trying his best to really not use her outside occasionally or else the story would just be too easy! I guess when you make a character too unstoppable in a popular series, you can't waste their usage or else the story would get ridiculous. Meanwhile, this chapter finally explains why Tsurulina the 3rd...and essentially everyone in this entire arc, has been after Bo-bobo: the mysterious Hair Ball! It is a tad retroactive story but this is one of the most crucial factors for a good chunk of the remainder of this series, at least involving Tsurulina the 3rd and...well, something that comes way later. Considering the special abilities of Bo-bobo, at least it explains the key difference between normal people and those of the Hair Kingdom...though of course Bo-bobo is the only one from there...outside Tuyosi.