-> RTS Page for Chagecha 2
Chagecha has arrived back in Gure-Tokyo to set things right, but first he wants to make a name for himself! Can he do it in the most dangerous area in the city, where Yankees fight for supremacy?
Yankee 2: Yanjuku
Side comment: A PASSION IMPOSSIBLE TO MEASURE!! NOTHING IS OUTSIDE STANDARD FOR THIS MAN!!
Flags: Transport King
Yankees: BENTO BENTO
Reporter: DON'T GET EXCITED, DON'T GET EXCITED, MY REPORT IS AHEAD
Reporter: YESTERDAY, GUERILLA HIGH FELL DUE TO A MYSTERIOUS RED-DREADED MAN
Reporter: It's extremely urgent...
Taka: The probability this will be spoken exactly to the staff is 70%. (In this old way)
Yankees; Whisper whisper
Caption: NANREI SAIUNKAN HIGH SPECIAL INTELLIGENCE REPORTING CORP: TAKA
News: ANNIHILATION OF GUERILLA HIGH: The danger frequency of this shock news was acknowledged as Level 28. The Yan-Under Information Stores that collect underworld material came to sell it at a high price.
Yankees: GIVE US INFO ON GUERI-HIGH Old man old man
Seller: Don't push it. Don't push it.
Announcer: BING BONG BAN--G BO--NG! HERE IS TODAY'S YAN-NEWS.
Baloon: YAN-NEWS (Picked out)
Page: TOP NEWS
Yankees: DID YOU SEE IT!? NO, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL. I CAN'T READ IT. TODAY'S YAN-NEWS HAS A HIGH DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY
Narrator: AND THE RUMOR WIDENED DAY AFTER DAY ACROSS GURE-TOKYO.
Glasses: WAS IT CHAGECHA? PERHAPS.
Wine-Drinker: UNBELIEVABLE. GEKIATSU HIGH SHOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.
"Meron": HE HASN'T DIED. HE'S COME BACK TO THIS TOWN.
Birds: Chun chun chun chun
(TN: Bit of a pun: Sawai has the birds chirp as "chun", which is also the translation of a certain tile in Mahjong)
Bird: KOKUDO MUSOU
Long-Hair 1: The guys at Yaoya High recently spoke in breadth of it.
(TN: Yaoya = "Arrow-End Field")
Long-Hair 2: Seriously tell us who!
Long-Hair 1: Hey, look, the cigarettes aren't coming out.
Long-Hair 2: You haven't put any money in it. Or a Taspo.
(TN: "Taspo", also known as a "tobacco card", is a smart card for the purchase of cigarettes in a vending machine, having gained full operation in Japan in mid-2008)
Long-Hair 1: Well then, feel like taking money from the maching?
Long-Hair 2: Ah, that sounds nice too.
Long-Hair 1: HEY HEY, GET OUT HERE LIGHTER RACK!!
Long-Hair 2: GYAHAHAHA, DON'T KNOCK US DOWN FROM USHIROKAMINAGA HIGH
(TN: "Ushirokaminaga" = "Long Back Hair")
Long Hairs: UOO!!!
Top Line: SUPER LIGHT BOX
Little Box: COMES WITH 20 CIGARETTES
Chagecha: SHUT UP YOU CHICKS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HOME?
Long-Hair 1: UOOOO, HE WAS COVERED UP---!!!
Long-Hair 2: HIS HOME----IT IS!!?
Long-Hairs: YOU---THIS CONVENIENCE STORE IS THE TURF OF USHIROGAMINAGA HIGH! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SHINING "CHARMING BACK HAIR STATUE" IN THE PARKING LOT? GET UP! DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE TROUBLE AT THIS CONVENIENCE STORE!!
Chagecha: FUA~~~MY PELVIS HURTS~~I WAS COMPLETELY ASLEEP.
Long-Hair: HE'S IGNORING US. HE'S IGNORING US~~
Chagecha: AH~~~IT HURTS~~............
Sign: Do Not Touch.
Chagecha: Oh, my back's better!
Long-Hairs: EEEH---!!! (His pelvis is--)
Long-Hairs: UWAA~~H, OUR STATUE OF YOUTH---!! WE'RE TELLING MOM--!!!
Masato: Those now were Ushirogaminaga High...
Page: MAP / HERE / CHAGECHA'S HOUSE
Masato: Good morning, senpai.
Chagecha: Oh, Masato? You can come into my house.
Masato: HOUSE!!? YOU'RE HOUSE IS THAT!!?
Chagecha: The rent is 85,000.
Masato: IT'S HIGH
Chagecha: WELL THEN, WE'RE GOING TO YANJUKU, YANJUKU. WE'RE RAISING THE NAME OF GEKIATSU HIGH.
Masato: EH? THAT OVER THERE IS THE HIGHEST-GRADE DANGEROUS DISTRICT
Masato: TO RAISE OUR NAMES...ARE WE POSSIBLY FIGHTING!?
Chagecha: WHAT'S SO SURPRISING? WE RAISE OUR NAME BY FIGHTING. (It's common sense in this town). I'VE GOT A TWO-YEAR BLANK SPACE. I WANT TO TEST MY OWN PERSONAL STRENGTH.
Chagecha: Well then, how do you like your Gekiatsu High badge? (Don't--you?) It's going to give long awaited appeal to Gekiatsu High.
Badge: GEKIATSU HERE HERE HERE~~
Masato: It is...this is...
Chagecha: ALRIGHT, NOW I'LL MAKE A FLAG
Masato: WE'LL BE BULLIED TO EXTERMINATION!
Chagecha: MIRACULOUS WRITING--!!
Masato: Let's go, let's go.
Narrator: THE YANKEE'S SECOND HOME: YANJUKU: OYAFUKO MALL
(TN: "Oyafuko" is a Japanese expression for "lack of filial piety". While "Yanjuku", as I probably should have explained earlier, is a parody of the Japanese district of Shinjuku)
Narrator: It has become the highest-grade dangerous district, a district which hasn't been marked off by one high school in this violent Gure-Tokyo, upon which power is disputed. The delinquents, who's purpose is to fight other schools and the power appeal of their own school, seek encouragements on B-Nights to finish things.
(TN: The last box was a tad tough to translate so I did my best with it)
Chagecha: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, HEY. I'VE COME TO HAVE SOME FUN.
Chagecha: BUT IT LOOKS COMPELTELY PEACEFUL, EVEN IN YANJUKU~~~THUS I'M SELLING FIGHTS. SO THEN, DOESN'T ONE OF YOU WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME?
Masato: HE'S ACTUALLY SELLING FIGHTS HERE! THAT'S A RIDICULOUS PROBLEM.
Masato: ...Though will one be alright? In this town, there are those guys who have a mark of aura...I'm sure.
Chagecha: IS THAT YANKI...
Narrator: A style that's learned by the top-class delinquents. From where you stray to where you stray, an aura is mastered.
(TN: I really should have translated "Gure-Tokyo" as "Stray-Tokyo", but I didn't discover the "Gureru" part until now. Please change that in future translations)
Boy: Her name is Ritsuko-chan.
Narrator: Color, shape, smell, it differs how you go along the stray path, but there's no question remembering the largest extent of danger.
Masato: THEN THERE ISN'T JUST THE TOP-CLASS OF YANKI IN THIS TOWN? THERE ARE UNDANGEROUS ONES?
Weird Creature 1: That's alright.
Weird Crature 2: Come on.
(TN: The first one was hard to read)
Chagecha: There is.
Yankee: EH!? (Mamachari? It's conversly in the way)
(TN: A "Mamachari" is a bike used by mothers or housewives to do errands)
Chagecha: It's fine, it's fine.
Yankee: Trudge trudge
Chagecha: They're not dangerous at all--
SFX: RI--NG RI--NG
Voice: CHAGECHA CHAGECHA
Yankees: HEY, CHAGECHA, WE'RE FIGHTING THE HIGH-SAWAI-SHOP. WHERE AT? IN YANJUKU, YANJUKU. THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO SELL THE NAME OF GEKIATSU HIGH.
Caption: YANJUKU'S THE BEST----
Chagecha: S**T, HE'S RANKED WITH AN A-CLASS YAN-HIGH. AND HE DEFEATED TAMAGOSUSHI TARO TOO.
(TN: Tamagosushi is a sushi made of egg)
Chagecha: CHAAA----IS THIS WHERE YOU ARE?
Chagecha: TWO YEARS AGO, THE POWER CONNECTION OF THE VARIOUS HIGH SCHOOLS WASN'T SETTLES AND YANJUKU WAS A BATTLEGROUND EVERY DAY, BUT...IT'S BECOME COMPLETELY QUIET...
Chagecha: WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
Yankee: HEY YOU. YOUR NAME HAS GONE UP AS THE GUY WHO CRUSHED GUERILLA HIGH
Masato: UWAAAA, SENPAI
Chagecha: ...I'm saved. My cigarette light had slightly been put out.
Yankees: IYAAAAA, THIS GUY'S A MONSTER--!!
Masato: HEY SENPAI, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? IT'S NOT IN YOUR FACE, IT'S FROM THE SHOTS FROM THE OTHERS.
Chagecha: IT...HURTS...(UHH, THOSE PAINFUL THINGS)
Masato: HE REALLY HAS LITTLE ENDURANCE
Chagecha: But I've calmed down. If they knew what I did to Gueri-High, then this town has quickly become seethed with anger.
Chagecha: Isn't this why we came to Yanjuku after all?
Chagecha: WHAT!? THIS YANKI ISN'T USUAL--!!? THIS THREAT ISN'T A NORMAL ONE.
Yankees: SOULS OF LOYALTY! KADORAI HIGH'S "GREAT EMPEROR ROAD OPENING"------!!!
(TN: Kadorai = Angry Summer Lightning)
Chagecha: YOU SERIOUS! A DUCKTAIL CARPET. IT'S 300...NO, OVER 500 METERS. WELL, WHAT'S GOING TO WALK OFF THIS PATH?
Kasuya: Pl...PLEASE GET DOWN---
Caption: KADORAI HIGH SCHOOL 3RD YEAR: URAKASUYA KOUJI
Masato: This is bad, senpai. That's Kasuya.
Masato: Recently he's Kadorai High's #2 who's transfer has spread...Hasn't he been propegated a promotion to a B-ranked Yan-High lately?
Yankees: HEY LOOK! WASN'T THAT SPACE FOR THE GUYS WHO FLUTTERED AROUND BURAN HIGH? YOU SERIOUS? A WAR IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE.
(TN: Buran = Warrior Disorder)
Yankees" !! SOMEONE'S AHEAD ON THE DUCKTAIL CARPET. THAT'S THE AFROAD! WHO IS IT?
Caption: YASAI HIGH SCHOOL 2ND YEAR: AKAPIIMAN KENICHI
(TN: Yasai = Vegetables...and BTW: Akapiiman = "red pepper")
Chagecha: Let's give them a little greeting.
Masato: HOLD ON, SENPAI---!!
(TN: "Takamizawa" is presumably referencing Kesao Takamizawa, a Japanese scientist who discovered comet 98P in 1984)
Chagecha: YO. PARDON ME FOR MY CARELESSNESS. I'LL MIX IT UP IN THIS FIGHT TOO.
Yankees: UOOOO, AN INTRUDER---!! FINE THEN---GET HIM GET HIM!!
Masato: AAAA...I DON'T KNOW HIM ANYMORE.
Kasuya: WHERE ARE YOU FROM!!!
Chagecha: I'M CHAGECHA, A 3RD YEAR FROM GEKIATSU HIGH!!
Yankees: EH...GEKIATSU HIGH?
Yankees: DAA~~~HYAHYAHYA HE'S FROM GEKIATSU HIGH. WE EXPECTED THAT. IS--N'T THAT THE SMALLEST SCHOOL AMONG SMALLEST SCHOOLS?
Kasuya: ARE YOU STUPID--!! I'VE FOUGHT MY WAY INTO A B-GRADE YAN-HIGH WITH PUNY SCHOOLS LIKE YOURS. You're really slight.
Chagecha: ? Gekiatsu High should be A-Grade
Kasuya: What era are you talking about, foreigner? See this? It's the Gure-Tokyo Yan-school rank chart for the 2008 school year.
Chagecha: You saved me.
Voice: WELL, IF I GET NEAR YOU, WE'LL TALK?
Chagecha: WHICH IS IT? HUH?
Chagecha: CAN YOU FIRMLY HOLD THIS GRAPH? I WANT TO READ IT.
Kasuya: O...OU (To himself) THIS IS STUPID...THE WIND SPEED WITHIN MY YANKI SPHERE IS 35 M/S*!! SHOULDN'T HE KEEP THAT IN MIND
*Japanese Typhoon Class (TN: note: m/s = meters/second)
SUPER A-GRADE - FOUR GREAT HIGH SCHOOLS:
-NANREI SAIUNKAN HIGH
-MUNICIPAL ENHOU ACADEMY
-Between Super-A/A: SCIENCE SAIMEI HIGH
-25TH CENTURY HIGH
-NEKKETSUKOU (rest can't be read)
-Between A/B: MAISEI GIJIKU HIGH
-DRAGON OUEN HIGH
-SATSUSATSU SATSUSATSU HIGH
-HANAGE SHINKEN HIGH
-Between A/B: AKUSEIJI HIGH
BELOW B-GRADE (Including C-Grade)
Chagecha: THE GUTTER?
Chagecha: Hey, that rating chart made a mistake. Right...Masato?
Masato: It isn't a mistake, it's real.
Chagecha: IT'S NOT A MISTAKE?
Chagecha: HOLD ON, WHAT IS THIS!? GEKIATSU HIGH SHOULD BE AN A-GRADE YAN-SCHOOL. WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WASN'T THERE?
Everyone: WAHAHAHA WAHAHAHA THERE HE GOES--WAHAHAHA
Kenichi: It was prior to my shipping~~
Masato: The current Gekiatsu high has only been around for one or two years~~All of our senpai were rounded up by our enemies from Nanrei High rounded up during the Exploding Yan-Great War two years ago......
Masato: And they were killed in the mouth of Fuji...
Chagecha: BAKED IN FUJI---NANREI HIGH'S MURDER YAN-PROGRAM!! IT WAS COMPLETED?
Masato: SUGIYAMA, WHO WAS THE HEAD OF OUR ONLY RESISTANCE, LAST YEAR FINALLY...
Kabu: Delightful. I'll kill the head personally.
Kabu: EIFFEL MURDER
Date: July 21st, 2007: Gekiatsu High Destroyed
Caption: EIFFEL MURDER--HIGASHIYAMA 1956. NICKNAME: DOHA ROUND. Since this fighting technique is too dangerous, it has been frozen in the 2008 Yan-Regulations.
Chagecha: DESTROYED...YOU'RE LYING.
Kasaya: It's common sense in this town.
Yankees: DU--MMY, PLEASE DO IT, KASUYA-SAN.
Kasuya: YOU'VE SOLD A FIGHT TO KADORAI. YOU'RE GOING TO BE EMBARRASED IN FRONT OF YOUR CUTE KOHAI.
Chagecha: NO, A YAN-DEADLY TECHNIQUE?
Chagecha: SHOULD I USE IT...
Kasuya: NOW LET ME TEACH YOU ONE THING. CURRENTLY GEKIATSU HIGH IS TREATED AS THE PASHIRI IN THIS TOWN. NATURALLY I WILL DO IT TOO
(TN: A "pashiri" is a person who goes to get and do things for others, also known as a "gopher")
Chagecha: HE'S SPEAKING. IT IS...
Kasuya: BUY ME A SMOKE.
Chagecha: A PERFECT PASHIRI METHOD
Chagecha: Is this Rolling Pashiri? His form is somewhat different but he is a guy who would use this even in this era?
Yankees: THERE IT IS!! MAD-DOG KASUYA'S DECISIVE TECHNIQUE! HE REALLY USED IT---!! WA--WA--WA--WA--HE'S ENFORCING CAPITAL PUNISHMENT----AS IS, A SMALL-FRY SCHOOL LIKE GEKIATSU HIGH WILL BE DEFEATED! BEAT HIM! BEAT HIM!
Kasuya: PUSH THROUGH. PUSH THROUGH. PUSH THROUGH
Sign: CIGARETTE SHOP
Seller: PACHINKO MACHINE PACHINKO MACHINE
Chagecha: KU~~~I GIVE UP~~~...THE INVINCIBLE GEKIATSU HIGH IS NOW TREATED AS A SHRIMP SCHOOL AND DOESN'T EVEN COMPLETELY EXIST WITHIN GURE-TOKYO.
Kasuya: I'LL KILL YOU--KILL YOU--
Masato: CHAGECHA-SENPAI, PLEASE DON'T LOSE!!
Masato: IT'S FOR US! SINCE THE EVENT TWO YEARS AGO, WE'RE ALL BEING THREATENED BY THE FOUR-GREAT HIGH SCHOOLS AND ALL WE'VE DONE UNTIL NOW IS RUN WITHOUT FIGHTING
Masato: BUT WE TRUELY...TRUELY WE WANT TO FIGHT WITH GUYS LIKE YOU
Chagecha: WHAT'S THAT? THE FLAME HASN'T DISSAPEARED?
Chagecha: RELAX THEN
Chagecha: Have you terribly used my kouhai as pashiri?
Chagecha: GO BUY SOME COFFEE. IN BRAZIL.
(Not translating the SFX due to the last translation so this page is blank)
Brazillians: OOH, PESCA TORONE!!
(TN: I assume this is Portugese but I couldn't quite translate it. I do know, though, that "pesca" is "fish")
Yankees: HIIIII, A MONSTER---!! HE DEFEATED KASUYA IN ONE BLOW. I'M SCARED MOMM---Y!!
Kenichi: WH...WHAT IS HE? I PEED ON MYSELF.
Caption: Still here.
Chagecha: Masato, I've decided.
Chagecha: I'LL BECOME THE HEAD OF GEKIATSU HIGH, AND IT WILL BE THE GREATEST SCHOOL WHICH WON'T BE BOSSED BY ANYONE
Yankee 2: End
Side Caption: THE YANKEE WORLD TOO IS A SOCIETY OF DISPARITY...!! HE'LL OPPOSE THIS REALITY!!
Bottom Caption: Next Time: Chagecha heads for Gekiatsu High! He plans for inclination! That place is..!?
TN: It's somewhat amazing to think that a chapter would seem to go from one direction to another in just a matter of a few pages. The beginning seemed to be a bit more gag-related akin to Bo-bobo (I'm a bit surprised there was another Don Patch cameo...tell those guys to worship him) and we get to find out a bit more about the dynamics of Gure-Tokyo. The ending was a bit predictable considering it's still early on...but the real meat of the chapter was the middle. Seeing how far Gekiatsu has fallen and how Kabu himself literally annihilated their resistance after Chagecha left was just shocking even for what I'm used to in a Sawai story. We've had brutal moments in Bo-bobo but that scene where he literally throws the Eiffel Tower just shows how much of a nutcase he is in his second appearance! I really didn't translate all the HS names on the chart because...well outside the "big four", I have this feeling most of them really won't even show up in the story, as is typical in gag-laced series...but of course I could be wrong.
BTW: After this chapter, I do realize I did screw up a few things again in the first from not knowing too much on what was needed for the story. I hope my TN for certain matters (particularly the real source of the "Gure" in "Gure-Tokyo" clears things up for those of you reading this.