Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 165

Bo-bobo may have passed the initial eliminations for the New Emperor Playoff, but what about the rest of his squad? And how will they continue on with the cream of the Hair Hunter crop awaiting to take him down?

Vol. 16: Terrible Don Patch
Ougi 165: The New Emperor Playoff Opens!

7.
Voices: KILL BO-BOBO---!! KILL KILL KILL KILL
Heppokomaru: KU
Heppokomaru: ………Bo-bobo-san…
Bo-bobo: KILL! KILL! KILL BO-BOBO!!
Headband: Kill
Heppokomaru: THIS IS ABOUT YOU!!
Voice: Ah, Bo-bobo and He-kin.
Heppokomaru: HA! THAT VOICE IS………
Heppokomaru: BEAUTY
Beauty: Great, you’re safe.
“Coin”: MONEY--!! MONEY--!!
Heppokomaru: AND WHAT’S THAT!!?

8.
Beauty: MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED……
Don Patch: MONEY~~
Beauty: LET’S GO
SFX: GYUUUU
Don Patch: GYAAA
Beauty: KYAA
SFX: BA—N
Heppokomaru: THIS IS DON PATCH!! (Uwa, I see you overdid it)
Hair Hunters: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BO-BOBO!! DIE-----!! BO-BOBO’S NECK IS OURS!! LET’S KILL HIM FOR FUN!!!
SFX: DADADADADADADA
Bo-bobo: Excellent…
SFX: GOOOOO
Bo-bobo: I’LL TWIST YOU TO BITS!!!
SFX: CRUNCH
Don Patch: GYAA
Beauty: DON PATCH-KUN—
Bo-bobo: ORARARARARARARARARA--!!!
SFX: TWIST TWIST TWIST
Hair Hunters: GOHA GUHA GAHA
Heppokomaru: UOOOO, HE’S REALLY TWISTING THEM TO BITS!!

9.
Don Patch: “WHEN YOU GET UP, HERE’S A BIT OF HAPPINESS” SETTING!!
SFX: CLING CLING CLING
Heppokomaru: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (What does this mean?)
Bo-bobo: HURRY, TURN BACK!!
SFX: CRUNCH
Don Patch: FUGYA!!
Bo-bobo: ORA—
Hair Hunters: KILL HIM—UWAAA
Giga: WHAT’S THAT? THERE’S NOISE OUTSIDE
Hair Hunters: KILL HIM—KILL HIM—KILL HIM—
Katsu: Yami Yasha-san, shall I go after them?
Yami Yasha: Ignore it…
(TN: Bit of a note: unlike many of the new or weird characters we’re coming across, Yami Yasha already has a bit of history and a bit of infamy…but I’ll explain it further when we get to another chapter)
Yami Yasha: Because we’re finally cleaning out the trash.
Bo-bobo: Having this much filth is terrible…
SFX: SWEEP SWEEP / FLAP FLAP
Hair Hunters: GYAAAAA!!
Beauty: THAT REMINDS ME, WHERE’S SOFTON AND THE OTHERS…?
SFX: CREAK CREAK
Heppokomaru: AH! SOMEONE’S COMING! IS IT…

10.
SFX: CREAK CREAK CREAK / BA—N
Announcer: CENTER—SOFTON…
Beauty & Heppokomaru: SEVERAL HAVE COME OUT--!!!
Heppokomaru: SOFTON-SAN, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN THERE!?
Softon: GUHU, that was a dreadful route…
Zetsubou: Big snack~~
Beuaty: So the only ones left are Tennosuke-kun and Hatenko-san.
SFX: BO—OM
Beauty: KYA
Heppokomaru: WA
Tennosuke: WE’VE ARRIVED…JELLY HORSE.
SFX: SHUUUUU…
“Horse”: JELIHIHI—N
Beauty: IT’S HORRIBLY GROSS AND HE’S RIDING ON IT------!!!

11.
Beauty: Just Hatenko is left.
“Voice”: You’re all late.
Heppokomaru: HA!!
Model: Yo.
Beauty & Heppokomaru: WHO’S THAT……
Voice: HA HA HA, YOU’VE DONE WELL BREAKING THROUGH THE DEATH ROUTES.
Everyone: !!
4th: AND SO WE’LL OPEN THE 5TH “MARUHAGE EMPIRE NEW EMPEROR PLAYOFF”!!! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL AWAY THE SEAT OF EMPEROR FROM ME!!!
SFX: BAN
Everyone: OOH-----!!! / UOOOO
Beauty: THOSE TWO ARE COMPLETELY BLENDED IN!!!
Tennosuke: LET’S TAKE IT…………THIS POSITION OF EMPEROR…………
Heppokomaru: THIS TENNOSUKE IS ANNOYING—

12.
Octopus Carl: LET ME ASK ALL OF YOU!! WHO WANT’S TO BE THE EMPEROR----!!?
SFX: SHI~~~~N
Octopus Carl: Uuh…I’m riding along…
4th: N!
4th: THAT’S BO-BOBO!!!
Bo-bobo: KYA, HE’S LOOKING AT ME
Headband: 4th
Tennosuke: You’re sly~~
4th: WHY IS HE AT THIS TOURNAMENT!?
Bo-bobo: Eh~~~? You’re asking me why~~~I’ve come to say something to all the Hair Hunters…
SFX: Twitch twitch
Don Patch: Here, a mike.
Bo-bobo: Um…uh…well, what will I say…
SFX: Twitch twitch
Bo-bobo: I’M KILLING ALL OF YOU
SFX: PIKI

13.
Hair Hunters: WHAT IS THAT—YOU—HEY--!! WE’LL KILL YOU!!
Bo-bobo: I SAID IT
Hair Hunters: EXCELLENT!
Beauty: HEY, WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH ALL THESE ENEMIES?
Don Patch: Leave them to me. I’ll silence them with my song.
Beauty: THAT WILL BACKFIRE! THINK OF YOUR SITUATION
Don Patch: WE’LL REVERSE WHAT WAS BORN IN THIS ERA----!! REVERSE--! RESERVE--!
Don Patch: REVERGUHA!!
SFX: BO—OM
Beauty: KYA
Nenchaku: GEGEGE…YOU SHOULDN’T BE SAYING THAT, YOU OUTSIDERS. NENCHAKU, THE CAPTAIN OF ASSASSINATION CORP, IS GOING TO MEASURE YOUR POWERS PERSONALLY.

14.
Bo-bobo’s “Left Behind Hair”: EXCELLENT! COME AT ME. I’LL DEFEAT YOU!
Bo-bobo’s “Right Behind Hair”: WE WEIRD BEHIND HAIR WILL HANDLE THIS!
Beauty: HIS BEHIND HAIR IS TALKING!!!
Nenchaku: SPLENDED
SFX: ERR—
Nenchaku: I’LL STOP YOU, ALL OF YOU
SFX: LICK—
Bo-bobo: YOU LYING!? HEY, THAT GUY…HE’S USING CELLOPHANE TAPE STYLISHLY BUT!!? PRIMITIVE! IT’S PRIMITIVE BUT--!!
Don Patch: SO COOL…
Nenchaku: STOP SHINKEN OUGI: TAPING STOP!!!
SFX: WRAP
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA

15.
Heppokomaru: HE’S DANGEROUS!!
Beauty: BO-BOBO
Bo-bobo: MUGUGU…
SFX: GYUUUU
Beauty: KYAAAAA!!!
Nenchaku: You can—‘t handle this grade?
Bo-bobo: OF COURSE! HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: BIRTH OF LIFE!!!
SFX: RIIIP / PAAAA
Don Patch: LAW OF NEKOJARASHI
(TN: While it is obvious Don Patch is dressed as Ramenman, he is referring to an attack of his known as “Toryuu Gokui Nekojarashi”, which translates into “Battle Dragon Essential Point of Green Foxtail”)
SFX: SQUIRM SQUIRM
Beauty: THEY’RE EMERGING!!!
Bo-bobo: HE’S REALLY DONE IT. “SUPER JUMPER—“!!!
Heppokomaru: HE’S SERIOUS!!
Bo-bobo: EQUIP
Bo-bobo: SUPER BO-BOBO!!!
SFX: BAN
Heppokomaru: FRONT AND BACK ARE REVERSED, BO-BOBO-SAN!!

16.
Tennosuke: This boy, really…
Bo-bobo: Sorry…
SFX: SHUN…
Don Patch: WHAT YOU’VE DONE REVEALS YOUR CHARACTER.
Heppokomaru: Come back you guys.
Nenchaku: While we’re at it, do any of you know what the first preliminary of this tournament is?
Bo-bobo: !!
Bo-bobo: Shougi?
Don Patch: Bomberman
Tennosuke: Idol Quiz
Beauty: YOU’RE COMPLETELY WRONG!!!
Nenchaku: GE GE GE—IT’S THE BADGE CONTEST “MURDER-MATCH BATTLE ROYAL”
Bo-bobo: WHAT’S THAT------!!! THAT’S CRUEL
Don Patch’s Mask: AKU (Evil)
SFX: SHAAAA
Heppokomaru: YOU’RE READY TO TAKE THEM ON!!
4th: Octopus Carl, prepare the first preliminary. Put it on the display board.
Octopus Carl: Right
SFX: Click
Zetsubou: Snack~~

17.
SFX: BO—OM
Hair Hunters: UWAAA
Beauty: KYAAAA, A WEIRD THING APPEARED-----!!
Nenchaku: How’s that…that board will announce whom of the powerful ones will be acquiring the Gold, Silver and Copper-order badges. You’ll see what badge you get based on those whom you’ve defeated in the past.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: WHAT?

GOLD LION BADGE
-METRO
-YAMI YASHA
-ASHUTAROF
-JET K

SILVER PIG-SAN BADGE
-WILD CHALLENGER
-LUIGI ANNA
-RECCAMARU
-MOZU-KUN

COPPER NATTOU BADGE
-GOLBALSKI
-METARUMAN
-SHIBITO
-MICK NICK

Bo-bobo: NATTOU BADGE----!!?
Don Patch: OH NO, I SERIOUSLY WANT IT!
Beauty: WHICHEVER YOU GET IS FINE
Octopus Carl: The design of the badges this year were made by me.
4th: ……
Zetsubou: Snack~~

18.
SILVER PIG-SAN BADGE
-WILD CHALLENGER
-LUIGI ANNA
-RECCAMARU
-MOZU-KUN
-OVER
-HALEKULANI
-SEAL
-SILENT YAMADA

Beauty: AH! OVER AND HALEKULANI
Beauty: But…those two were strong, even if they’re silver…
Heppokomaru: THAT’S DUMB, THEY’RE OF THE FOUR HEAVENLY KINGS
Bo-bobo: Silver’s the Pig Badge…don’t want it.
Don Patch: REALLY
OVER: CHI…THEY’RE MAKING FUN OF MY VALUE. WELL, HALEKULANI
Halekulani: IT’S TRIVIAL
SFX: HYUUUUUU
TOKIO: I’M COPPER!!
Lambada: Our names are there too. I’m silver……
Rem: I’m copper.
Tennosuke: OSSHA—WHAT ARE WE?
Caption: A-Block Leader
Dengaku Man: WE SHOULD BE GOLD!!
Caption: Z-Block Leader

SCRAP IRON POOP BADGE
-TOKORO TENNOSUKE
-DENGAKU MAN

Tennosuke & Dengaku Man: WHAT-----!!!

19.
SFX: WHA—M / FOAM FOAM FOAM
Beauty: THEY’VE FALLEN AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!
Tennosuke: JELLY HORSE~~~
SFX: GRAB
“Horse”: DON’T TOUCH ME, SHRIMPSUKE!!
Beauty: ……
Bo-bobo: So…what is that?
Nenchaku: GEGEGE
Nenchaku: I’M GOLD.
Beauty & Heppokomaru: WH…HE’S GOLD!?
Nenchaku: Gegege, don’t you get it? YOUR LEVEL DOESN’T APPEAL TO ME
Nenchaku: DISSAPEAR!! STOP SHINKEN OUGI: DRAFTING STOP!!!!
SFX: GOOOOOOOO

20.
Bo-bobo: WHAT: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: WRIGGLING CHANPURU!!!
(TN: Chanpuru, also known as “Champloo”, is an Okinawan stir-fry that mixes many sorts of things in different styles from vegetables and fruit to bread, somen, tofu and even SPAM.)
SFX: WRIGGLE WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
SFX: WHOOSH WHOOSH
Nenchaku: WHAT!!
Beauty: AMAZING! THEY HEAVED UP DUST MAKING THE TAPE INEFFECTIVE AT STICKING!!!
Nenchaku: KU…WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS TECHNIQUE!? Cough cough
SFX: SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
Nenchaku: BUT IT’S USELESS! WITH THIS CLOTH TAPE, I’LL PULL YOU FROM A GAP IN THE DUST STORM

21.
Bo-bobo: SERIOUSLY?
Beauty: THERE’S NO OPENING-----!!! THEY’RE BURIED IN DUST!!!
Nenchaku: WHAT ARE THEY!? IDIOTS!?
Bo-bobo: IF YOU SAY THAT A GOLD BADGE IS A PROOF OF STRENGTH, THEN WE’LL GET AN ENTIRE COLLECTION
SFX: SAAAA…

TN: Well Bo-bobo's team has kicked up quite a bit of dust but so of course I doubt that's enough to take down Nenchaku so far. Essentially in a way Bo-bobo has made it into the tournament...but of course, it's not his fault that even the Four Heavenly Kings are considered silver-level opponents compared to the likes of Nenchaku and...Yami Yasha. (as I said before, you'll hear more about him soon) It's all perspective but I guess it's now more a bit of pride than just getting in to take down the top Hair Hunters. Besides...Tennosuke is doing this too and he's essentially in even though he's the lowest of the low of the levels...but then again its not like any other Block leaders are there besides him and Dengaku Man.