Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 185

His body is cursed, his mind is insane...and he's ripping open Don Patch, Tennosuke and Softon! But can anyone find some sort of way to actually hit Byakkyou's body and stop him from using his deadly dolls?

Ougi 185: Dancing Surgery Entrapment Network

149.
Narrator: --Summary of Last Time—Byakkyou is a man possesses with a cursed body.
Bo-bobo & Zetsubou: AHAHAHAHA
Beauty: WHAT IS THAT DRAWING!!?
Byakkyou: NOW, LET’S CONTINUE THE OPERATION, RIGHT-ARM MISERY-CHA~~~~N
SFX: STAB
Doll: GIGIGIGI
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GUWA!!
SFX: BUSHU—
Beauty: LIKE JACKSON!!
(TN: Obviously a reference to Michael Jackson, around the period of “Moonwalker”…of course considering Sawai’s love of video games, it may be a reference to “Michael Jackson: Moonwalker”)
Don Patch: S**T!! SO THEN I’LL OPPOSE THIS WITH SURGERY TOO!! TENNOSUKE, HAND ME A SCALPEL!!
Tennosuke: GAL-PAL KAMEKO, 16 YEAR OLD.
(TN: Yeah it’s a horrible pun but basically “Mesu” could either be used for “scalpel” or “female”, so I had to try and make the pun work)
Don Patch: SURGERY SURGERY SURGERY---!!!
SFX: BONK BONK BONK
SFX: CRACK
Don Patch’s Head: WHAM
Don Patch: BU!!!
Tennosuke: THE TREATMENT MISSED!!
Beauty: THE TREATMENT DIDN’T MISS!! YOU’RE MERELY STUPID!!

150.
Heppokomaru: KU…WHAT IS THIS BODY!! THEY CAN’T SEEM TO PROTECT FROM IT!!
Hanpen: Hanpen Whip.
Softon: BABYLON SHINKEN OUGI: RED DEMON MIRROR OF KOWLOON!!!
(TN: Of course, many of Softon’s attacks are named after places, and Kowloon (also known as “Kuuron” in Japanese) is the main peninsula making up Hong Kong)
SFX: KAKI—N
Tennosuke: GREAT, POOP—
Don Patch: ORA--!! LET’S DO SOME SURGERY!
Byakkyou: SO, I’LL HEAL YOUR BODIES--!!!
SFX: SLASH—
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA!!!
Softon: Ah.
SFX: KIN KN / SUBABABA
Beauty: HE WRONGLY HIT THOSE TWO ON THE OTHER HAND--!!!

151.
Tennosuke: POOP, YOU—HEY!! DO YOU WANT TO BE THROWN DOWN A BUTTON TOILET, OOH!?
SFX: WHAM KNEE KNEE
Don Patch: YOU’RE CAUSING A STINK, THERE!! A GOOD SCENT WILL ELIMINATE THE STENCH, THERE--!!
Beauty: WHAT THE!!
Bo-bobo: THIS IS BAD…THE WORST TEAMWORK.
SFX: Flick flick
Nightingirl: Byakkyou-sama, a scalpel.
SFX: FLING / STAB
Byakkyou: HYAHA
Bo-bobo: !!
Softon: …I see it now!! Byakkyou’s surgery isn’t infinite!! With that woman’s scalpel, it was the first time he himself had gotten his body wounded. In sort, if we can cut him off from his weapon supply, it will be impossible for him to invoke his “Ope Shinken”.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: AS EXPECTED FROM POOP-SAN.
Don Patch: SINCE WE UNDERSTAND IT, WE’LL START BY SMASHING THE WOMAN!! LET’S GO, RUSSELL TENNOSUKE!!
Tennosuke: WHOO--!!
SFX: WHOO WHOO
Fundou: NO YOU WON’T!!
SFX: SMASH
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GUBABERA!!!!
Caption: TRIVIA
FUNDOU-SAMA
-Weight: 1,000 tons
-A Japanese spirit that exists mainly in closets.
-Where they live: Here
-Hobby: Dividing Trash
(TN: I didn’t explain it earlier but “Fundou” is Japanese for “weight” or “counterweight”, thus why…he’s so heavy)

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Tennosuke: THIS IS A HEAVY WEIGHT!! HEAVY----!
Don Patch: DOES HE HAVE A HABIT OF BEING HEAVY…IT’S TOO—MUCH--!!!
Don Patch: SO WE SHOULD FIND OUT MORE ON WEIGHTS!
Top Sign: WORLD WEIGHT DEVELOPMENT
Bottom Sign: WEIGHT ADVANCEMENT
Beauty: WHAT!?
Don Patch: POOP-SA—N, LOOK, LOOK AT THE REPORT. I WROTE THIS!
Report: WEIGHT HISTORY: DON P
Tennosuke: LET’S HEAR POOP-SAN’S IMPRESSIONS TOO!
Softon: Get serious.
Tennosuke: POOP, YOU—HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY “WEIGHT REPORT”!!
Don Patch: HOLD ON!! LET’S GO AHEAD AND DEFEAT THE ENEMY! LET’S GO WITH THAT TECHNIQUE
SFX: WAVE WAVE
Don Patch: TARARARARARA~~~N
SFX: SU… / BOING BOING
Don Patch: TARARARARARA~~RARA~~
Tennosuke: PURUPURU SHINKEN OUGI: NU HANDKERCHEIF MAGIC!!!! YES!!
SFX: JA—N
Beauty: SOMETHING APPEARED!!!

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Caption: NU HELMET: WHOEVER WEARS THIS WILL BE GIVEN THE POWER OF “NU”.
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Beauty: It wouldn’t be puzzling if I’d want to throw it away.
Tennosuke: AND SO POOP-SAN WILL WEAR IT!!!
SFX: CLOMP / PAFU PAFU
Beauty: SOFTON-SA---N!!
Don Patch & Tennosuke: AND SO WE TOO ARE……
Don Patch & Tennosuke: BABYLON!!
SFX: BAN / TURN
Beauty: WHAT IS THIS!?
Tennosuke: Now, shall we go?
Softon: Get this off………
Don Patch: It’s useless.
Softon, Don Patch & Tennosuke: BABYLON SHINKEN + PURUPURU SHINKEN + BAKA KYOURYOKU OUGI: JUDGEMENT OF NU-BABYLON!!!!
(TN: A bit of a reminder for those coming in now: Purupuru = “shaking or wobbling”, AKA: “Fist of the Wobble-Wobble”, Baka = “Idiot” or “Dummy”, “Kyouryoku” = “Powerful”)
Fundou & Nightingirl: GYAAAAA

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Don Patch: SHA----!! CAN YOU SEE OUR POWER!!
SFX: GO
Tennosuke: !!
SFX: WHAM
Beauty: He’s quite unpleasant.
Nightingirl: GU, CAN YOU DO IT TO THEM! BYAKKYOU-SAMA…
Everyone: !!
Byakkyou: HUH~~~~~? YOU’VE WON~~~YOU AREN’T ABLE TO MOVE~~~DOCTOR, THERE’S A MISTAKE IN YOUR SURGERY~~~?
Everyone: !?
Don Patch: SC…SCARY~~~~!!! DOCTOR…I REALLY WANT YOU TO STOP THE SURGERY…
SFX: SHAKE SHAKE
Facemask: DOCTOR
Tennosuke: If so, if so
Beauty: THIS ISN’T THE SITUATION TO BE DUMB!!
Byakkyou: GO MY BABIES---!!
SFX: GOOOOO
Everyone: !!

155.
Softon: !!
SFX: GASHAN / GASHAN
Don Patch: I GOT THE BUNNY!?
SFX: GASHAN
Tennosuke: EWW, MY BUTT!? ECCHI!!
SFX: TURN TURN
Caption: LAST ONE
SFX: GASHAN
Byakkyou: OPE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: BABY GRAPHTING!!!!
SFX: BAN
Softon: WHAT IS THIS!?
Byakkyou: BECAUSE MY DYING BABIES ARE HUNGRY, THEY’RE SUCKING OUT YOUR BLOOD DIRECTLY~~~~THE BLOOD WITHIN YOUR BODIES WILL BE FLOODING OUT, AND IF THEY DO IT FOR OVER A MINUTE, YOU’LL BECOME A MUMMY, PIKYAKYA~~~
Softon: GUWAAAA, MY BLOOD IS COMING OUT---!!
SFX: BUSHU BUSHU BUSHU
Dengaku Man: I SHOULDN’T BE CONNECTED—IN THIS
Tennosuke: AAH!! BLOOD FROM MY BUTT—TEN-CHAN’S GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!

156.
Beauty: GUYS---!!
Hanpen: IT’S TERRIBLE. IT’S TERRIBLE. IT’S TERRIBLE. BU!!
SFX: BOING BOING GO / SLAM
Torpedo Girl: SHUT UP!!
Don Patch: KU, WHAT IS THIS JOKE----!! TRANSFORM: CANDY!!!
SFX: BON
Don Patch: BO-BOBO, I’M BORROWING YOUR BODY!!
SFX: GYUN
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!?
Narrator: Inside Bo-bobo’s Body
Don Patch: UOOO, GET AWAY GET AWAY----WHERE’S THE CONTROL ROOM---!!?
SFX: DODODODODODODO
Minibobo: DON PATCH, WE’RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU BARGING IN ON YOUR OWN!!
Bo-bobo: You’re not going any further from here.
SFX: BAN
Door: CONTROL ROOM
Don Patch: BO-BOBO!
Don Patch: I BEG YOU!! THAT BYAKKYOU GUY ISN’T JOKING! LET’S FUSE!!
Bo-bobo: Not listening.
Don Patch: NO, I’M BEGGING CAUSE HE’S SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS
Bo-bobo: Not listening.

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Don Patch: KU…SO THEN, THE ONLY WAY IS BRIBERY—
SFX: GOSO GOSO
Bo-bobo: You’ve got a good mind, kid.
Don Patch: ……WITH THIS.
SFX: SU
Caption: Curtain clip
Bo-bobo: EEH!? IS THIS GOOD!? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO GIVE THIS TO ME!? TERRIFIC! AMAZING, THIS!! IT SERIOUSLY IS. YES! YES!
Don Patch: That’s all it took…Fuu
Don Patch: NOW, FUSION----!!!
Tennosuke: LOOK LOOK--! I’VE GOT BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY BUTT----!
Patchbobo: FUSION COMPLETE
Tennosuke: THIS IS A TR—UE “BLOOD ART”!
SFX: PYU—SHUUU
Dengaku Man: I’VE ALWAYS GOT A LOT!
Beauty: PATCHBOBO’S ENTRANCE SCENE IS THE WORST---!!!!

158.
Patchbobo: MATERIAL HAJIKE FUSION!! TENNOSUKE AND DENGAKU MAN!!!
SFX: SLAM
Tennosuke & Dengaku Man: BUHE!!
Patchbobo: TOKOROTEN AND DENGAKU’S ONE ANSWER: DENNOSUKE!!!
SFX: BAN
Beauty: THEY’VE QUESTIONALLY BECOME UNCUTE!!
Dennosuke: PURUPURU SHINKEN & DENGAKU SHOKUHIN KYOURYOKU OUGI: DREAM CO-STARS OF UNPROCESSED FOODSTUFFS “JAPANESE”!!! DORARARARARA--!!!
(TN: A couple comments: “Shokuhin” is the Japanese word for “food” or “foodstuff”. Meanwhile, “Wa” is in reference to “Washoku” or “a Japanese meal”, thus why I made the “Wa” into “Japanese”)
SFX: ZUGAGAGAGAGAGA WHAM
Heppokomaru: STR…STRONG!!!
Voice: GIGIGIGIGIGIGI
SFX: GYUUUU
Patchbobo: GAHA!!
Byakkyou: IT’S USELESS TO BECOME THAT FORM~~~MY BABY WILL SQUEEZE ALL OF YOUR BLOOD OUT~~~~~~
Patchbobo: …………So I’ll defeat you before then.

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Patchbobo: MATERIAL HAJIKE FUSION: SYRINGE AND ORANGE!!!
SFX: CRACKLE
Patchbobo: DETRITE ORANGE CANNON!!!
SFX: SPLASH—
Kanji: CHUU (POUR)
Dennosuke, Fundou & Nightingirl: GYAAAAAAA
Byakkyou: PIGYA
Patchbobo: THOSE SOAKED IN THE ORANGE EXTRACT WILL BECOME SOFT IN MIND AND BODY
Fundou: I love you…
Nightingirl: I’m happy…
SFX: SOF~~T
Beauty: THEY BECAME SOFT--!! AND THEY WERE IN LOVE!!
Dennosuke: Hey, this oyster is not that known…
SFX: GLUB GLUB
Beauty: HE BECAME A WOMAN DIVER!!
(TN: This is a weird pun but stay with me: the word “ama”, which tied to “amai” when Patchbobo uses it, is Japanese for “nice”, “sweet” or “soft”. However, Dennosuke also became “ama”, which here was Japanese for a “female diver”)
Dennosuke: Well, that was a sham. It’s great that it seems like I don’t have those dolls attached to me.
SFX: BISSHIRI
Beauty: ……
Byakkyou: IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO TAKE A BLOW~~LOOK CLOSELY AT THE BABY THAT’S ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY~~
Patchbobo: !! A FINE THREAD IS CLOSING UP THE WOUNDS!

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Byakkyou: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I REMOVE THE THREAD?
SFX: SHURURURURU / TUG
Patchbobo: WHA!!
Byakkyou: OPE SHINKEN OUGI: DEATH BY SUTURE REMOVAL!!!!
SFX: GOOSH
Patchbobo: GUWA!!!
Byakkyou: PIGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA, THE BLOOD FROM THE OPENED WOUNDS OVER YOUR ENTIRE BODYU ARE GUSHING OUT---!!!
Beauty: NOOOOO, BO-BOBO, DON PATCH-KUN!!
Heppokomaru: THIS…EVEN A FUSION WARRIOR CAN’T COMPETE…
Zetsubou: It’s certainly in despair.

161.
Narrator: Inside Patchbobo
Don Patch: HEY THIS IS BAD, WE’RE BEING PRESSED DOWN!!
Bo-bobo: HOLD ON! I’VE THOUGHT UP A NEW WEAPON FUSION NOW
Bo-bobo: HERE IT IS!! HOW ABOUT NATTOU AND BANANA FOR “BANASSWORD”!?
(TN: Weird pun there: though it is read as “Banattou”, the “tou” is the kanji for “sword”)
SFX: JAN
Don Patch: Rejected.
Bo-bobo: HEY YOU--!! SO WHAT HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF!!
SFX: RUMBLE RUMBLE
Don Patch: IDIOT!! THIS ISN’T THE TIME FOR THAT NOW
Byakkyou: WELL~~~I’M GOING TO TAKE OUT YOUR HEART~~~THE TIME FOR THE FUN SURGERY HAS STARTED~~~~~
Dennosuke: ……
SFX: SUSUSU
Beauty: HE’S THERE ON THE ENEMY’S SIDE!! THAT’S DENGAKU AND TENNOSUKE!!
Byakkyou: NOW DI----E!!!
SFX: GOOOO
Beauty: WATCH OUT, PATCHBOBO!

162.
Narrator: Inside Patchbobo
Don Patch: HERE HE COMES!! HEY, DUMMY, HURRY AND DO SOMETHING
Bo-bobo: HOLD ON! I HAVEN’T DECIDED YET WHAT TO USE WITH THIS MANGO
Bo-bobo: Just one more: Mango and, Mango and…
Don Patch: HURRY UP, BO-BOBO!
Bo-bobo: U---M, U---M, MANGO AND, MANGO AND…
Caption: MANGO
Bo-bobo: PLEASE WORK, YOU MANGO!!!!
SFX: GO
SFX: BUSHU—
Byakkyou: GAHA

163.
Byakkyou: GUOOOOO!!!
SFX: GOOOO
Patchbobo: MATERIAL HAJIKE FUSION: PINEAPPLE AND PINEAPPLE
SFX: CRACKLE
Don Patch: HARD PINEAPPLE-----!!!!
SFX: WHAM
Byakkyou: GYAAAAAA, MY FAAACE~~~IT HUUURTS~~~IT HUUURTS~~~
Hanpen: THEY DID IT--!! THEY FINALLY LANDED A BLOW ON BYAKKYOU!
Caption: SEND IT TO ME
SFX: GRAB
Beauty: KYA
Narrator: Inside Patchbobo
Bo-bobo: ORA---!! WHAT WAS THAT TECHNIQUE NOW? A FUSION!?
SFX: PUNCH KICK PUNCH KICK
Don Patch: SHUT UP—YOU DIDN’T MAKE A FUSION

TN: Was it just me or was this chapter just really, really long!? It's been a while since I've done a really long, really wordy chapter I guess and didn't expect this chapter to be it...but of course, I think with the manner in which Byakkyou fights (and the way Softon is), it sort of got that way. And of course, the more I see Byakkyou fight, the sicker I think he is...though at least compared to the last two opponents, he does at least give his assistants things to do in the middle of a confrontation. (LOVE pretty much had meat buns and Crimson did nothing with his duo so seeing Fundou and Nightingirl do things was actually refreshing) While a lot of the latest Patchbobo fusions was one of the main highlights of the chapter (well that and Bo-bobo and Don Patch fighting due to how hard it is to get something original and throw it at Byakkyou with a minute time-limit...then again that gets even worse next time), perhaps one of the best moments was the Sangaria attack...where Tennosuke pretty much stuffs a helmet on Softon's head that he is forced to use to attack...and then immediately dumps once it's over! A "Nu Helmet" can only be apprciated by masters...