Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 186

Byakkyou is mad. Likewise, Bo-bobo and Don Patch are mad. Yet with the two of them transformed into Patchbobo and their own madness approaching a climax, can either of them do anything to stop the mad doctor before their minute together is up...or will they just bully Dennosuke some more?

Ougi 186: Full Throttle! FEVER Motocross!!!

166.
Byakkyou: PIGYAAAA~~~~MY FACE~~~~~!!!
Beauty: HE DID IT--!! HE FINALLY GAVE THAT BYAKKYOU A HIT!!
Hanpen: HYAO
SFX: TAN
Dennosuke: Ku…this is bad! Can Patchbobo do this…no, it’s still better with Byakkyou…what do I do?
Headband: Traitor
Heppokomaru: WHAT IS HE
Narrator: Inside Patchbobo
Don Patch: DAHYAHYA, DO YOU SEE OUR TRUE POWER—
Bo-bobo: YES YES YE—S, I’VE THOUGHT UP A NEW FUSION WEAPON!
Don Patch: DO IT, DO IT
Patchbobo: MATERIAL HAJIKE FUSION: DENNOSUKE AND RUBBERBAND!
SFX: CRACKLE
Dennosuke: EEH!?
Patchbobo: CHOPPING MILD DENNOSUKE!!!!
SFX: WHAM
Byakkyou: GIBYA!!!
Dennosuke: BOHE!!!!

167.
Heppokomaru: ALRIGHT--!! ANOTHER HIT!
Hanpen: HYAO
Torpedo Girl: HYAO
SFX: TAN TAN TAN
Beauty: THEY’VE MULTIPLIED!!
Narrator: Incide Patchbobo
Don Patch: YESYESYESYE—S!! ME NEXT! ME NEXT!
Bo-bobo: PLEASE DO IT—
Patchbobo: MATERIAL HAJIKE FUSION: DENNOSUKE AND FIFTY LEEKS!!
SFX: STUFF
Dennosuke: FUGOGO!!
Patchbobo: LONG LEEK POLE GENOCIDE!!!
SFX: STAB
Byakkyou: GEPYA!!
Heppokomaru: AMAZING, AMAZING! PATCHBOBO’S AT FULL THROTTLE!!
Hanpen: We have~~respect~~~
Zetsubou: For our~~~teachers~~
(TN: The trio are currently singing “Aogeba Tootoshi” (With the Grateful Respect for the Teachers), a traditional Elementary school song from the late 1800s to honor teachers set to the tune of “Auld Lang Syne”)
Narrator: Inside Patchbobo
Don Patch: DAHYAHYA, SUCH HIGH SPIRITS---!!
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO PAY HIM BACK FURTHER 100-FOLD---!!

168.
Patchbobo: MATERIAL HAJIKE FUSION: UMBRELLA AND HAMMER!!
SFX: CRACKLE
Byakkyou: PIGYAGYAGYA, LOOK~~~BLOOD, BLOOD’S COMING OUT~~~AMAZING~~~MY OWN BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF ME~~
Everyone: !!
Patchbobo: MEGA-ENERGY HARD SLASH!!!!
Bytakkyou: OPE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: POISON SURGERY!!!
SFX: THUNK
SFX: WHIRRRRRL
SFX: STAB
Zetsubou: GOFU (DESPAIR)

169.
Dennosuke: Can you quiet down? I’m watching TV.
SFX: SCRATCH SCRATCH
TV: WIDESHOW
(TN: A wideshow is a live TV program usually used to expose scandalous or problematic behavior, usually involving sex, violence or scandal)
Heppokomaru: HE STRETCHING OUT!!
Beauty: Si…simultaneously?
SFX: BUSHU—
Byakkyou: GYAAA
Patchbobo: KU
Patchbobo: ……HAA HAA……Good—I’m tired…
Narrator: Inside Patchbobo
SFX: Waddle waddle waddle
Duck: YOUR MINUTE EXPIRED!! YOUR MINUTE EXPIRED!!
SFX: PECK PECK PECK PECK PECK
Don Patch: GUOOOOO, SHUT UP---!!!
SFX: SHUUUU
Beauty: AAH!! PATCHBOBO IS RETURNING TO THE ORIGINAL DUO…
SFX: SHUUUU

170.
SFX: BON
Girl: AHHA—WE’VE RETURNED TO NORMAL, PURIN!
Boy: PRINCESS, YOU’RE SAFE. GALNAZA IS EXTREMELY RELIEVED
Beauty: WHO ARE THEY!!? BO-BOBO AND DON PATCH!?
Girl: GO, PATCHPPI, BOBOPPI
Don Patch: PI—PI—
Bo-bobo: PI—PI—
Beauty: THERE THEY ARE!!!! (Degraded into weird pets)
Dennosuke: AAH!! WE’RE ALSO RETURNING TO OUR ORIGINAL DUO………………
SFX: SHUUUUUU
SFX: BON
Tennosuke & Dengaku Man: AH!
Heppokomaru: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!
Beauty: ……BUT NOW…EVEN PATCHBOBO COULDN’T DEFEAT HIM…IT’S A DESPERATE SITUATION
Softon: Ku

171.
Byakkyou: YOU GUYS ARE UNFORGIVABLE~~~! HOW COULD I SEE YOU WITH THESE EYES~~ALL OF YOU WILL BE KILLED DIRECTLY WITH MY SURGERY
Byakkyou: RETURN TO ME MY BABIES!!
SFX: BYUON
Softon: THE DOLLS ARE RETURNING TO BYAKKYOU’S BODY!!
Byakkyou: PIGYAGYAGYA~~THIS IS THE END. DIE, DIE, GO DOWN AND DIE!!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH SLASH
Beauty: NOOOOOO, EVERYONE—
Hanpen: PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES, KYOUKO
SFX: SHI~~N
Byakkyou: !?
Byakkyou: WHY!? WHY AREN’T THEY DYING---!?
Bo-bobo: Byakkyou, look closely at your body.
SFX: STAB STAB
Byakkyou: WHAT?
Byakkyou: WH…WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS DOLL------!!?
SFX: BAN
Don Patch: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA…YAKKUN!!!!

172.
Bo-bobo: Fu…earlier, when I was Patchbobo, I fused your doll with these this trashy doll.
SFX: CRACKLE
Don Patch: TRASHY!?
Byakkyou: YOU—UNEXPECTEDLY!?
Byakkyou: YOU—
Softon: I expected that from you, Bo-bobo.
Tennosuke: YES!! WE CAN KNOCK HIM AROUND WITH ALL WE HAVE
SFX: GOOOOO
Softon: BABYLON SHINKEN OUGI: LUXEMBOURG THUNDER!!!
SFX: SLASH
Byakkyou: GYAAA
Don Patch: YAKKU--------N!!!!
Beauty: TEARS OF BLOOD ARE FLOWING!! HE’S REALLY LOVED IT UNTIL NOW
Tennosuke: PURUPURU SHINKEN OUGI: TEN-CHAN HIP!!!
SFX: CRASH / BEKI
Byakkyou: GYAAAAA
Don Patch: A DEVIL OR DEMON MADE THIS HELLISH DRAWING--!!
Don Patch: UOOOO, STOP, YOU SLIME!!
SFX: SLAM
Tennosuke: BU
Don Patch: WHAT CRIME HAS YAKKUN DONE TO YOU!!
Softon: NA!? GET OUT OF OUR WAY!!

173.
Don Patch: YAKKUN
SFX: GRAB
Don Patch: WAKE UP, YAKKUN!! REMEMBER WHO I AM!! SPEAK TO ME YAKKUN!!
SFX: SHI~~N
Don Patch: SAY SOMETHING YOU MAGGOTY BRAT---!!!
SFX: BANG BANG BANG
Byakkyou: GUWAAAAAA
Beauty: EEH!? HE’S FIRING AT IT!!!! WHAT IS THIS WARPED EXPRESSION OF LOVE
Byakkyou: GET OUT!!
SFX: BAM
Don Patch: BU
Hanpen: STRI—KE
SFX: THUNK
Basket: TRASH CAN
Hatenko: OYABIN
Byakkyou: I WON’T BE MOCKED BY GUNIEA PIGS~~~I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU~~~~!!!
Everyone: !!

174.
Byakkyou: OPE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: DESPERADO SURGERY!!!!
SFX: GOOOOOO
Everyone: GYAAAAAA!!!
Hanpen: WHAT, WATCH HANPEN. WHIP!! YO! HA!
SFX: BOING
SFX: BOING BOING BOING
Heppokomaru: THEY’RE LURED TO JUMP UP!! (Is this in vogue?)
Beauty: KYAAA, IT’S EVEN ATTACKING US
Tennosuke: THEY’LL BE STABBED!!
SFX: FLOAT
Halekulani: GORGEOUS SHINKEN!!!
SFX: STAB STAB
Beauty & Heppokomaru: !!
Beauty: Eh!? Halekulani saved us
Halekulani: …Hmph.
Tennosuke: GUOOOO, THAT NOUVEAU RICH GUY IS IGNORING ME, YOU--!!
SFX: STAB STAB

175.
Nightingirl: THE WHITE SMOKE “WHITE MADNESS” IS EMERGING FROM BYAKKYOU-SAMA!! HE’S ENTERED SLAUGHTER MODE!!
(TN: Just a quick note as I mentioned before: “Byakkyou” is “White Lunatic”, while “Haku Kyouki”, which uses the two kanji for “Byakkyou” at the beginning with the kanji “ki” at the end, is “White Madness”)
SFX: STAB STAB
Fundou: GYAAAAA
Nightingirl: HAVING A SANGARIA NOW IS MEANINGLESS!! HE’S DETERMINED HIS TARGET: UNTIL HE KILLS HIS GUNIEA PIGS, HE’LL KILL EVERY LIVING THING THAT MOVE!!
Byakkyou: YOU HAVE A NICE BODY.
SFX: BISHI
Bo-bobo: !!
Byakkyou: IT’S DECIDED!! I’M GOING TO OPERATE ON YOU
Bo-bobo: EEH, ME!? NO, NO, I’M SCARED OF SURGERY--!!
Don Patch: GIVE UP, BAD BOY
Tennosuke: NOW, LET’S LOOK INSIDE HIS BODY
SFX: POP
SFX: BAN
Caption: Mascot Character of Bo-bobo’s muscles: KINNY-KUN
(TN: Of course being a derivative of “Kinniku”, the Japanese word for “Muscle”, the Japanese pronounciation is “Kiniikun”)
Tennosuke: IT’S A MASCOT CHARACTER!!
Bo-bobo: NO NO~~
Zetsubou: He’s noisy.
Tennosuke: AH! HE…HEAD-NURSE!!
Beauty: THAT’S HEAD-NURSE!?
Zetsubou: KIDS WHO ARE NOISY IN A HOSPITAL GET…
Zetsubou: DESPAIR KNEE--!!!!
SFX: ZETSUBOU (Despair)
Bo-bobo: GOFU

176.
Zetsubou: ANESTHETIC COMPLETE
SFX: BAM
Heppokomaru: HE’S THAT STRONG!?
Don Patch: PHEW! SO THEN WE PUT HIM ON THE OPERATING TABLE
SFX: BAN
Bo-bobo: GUOOO, LET ME GO---!! (Shocker)
Tennosuke: HE’S STILL CONSCIOUS!! SO THEN THE DOCTOR WILL HOLD HIM WHILE WE’RE GIVING HIM ANESTHETIC-----!!!
Don Patch: YES SIR---!!
SFX: WHIRRRRRL
Bo-bobo: GYAAAAAA
Beauty: THEY’RE GOING TO SPIN HIM AROUND---!!! (Rotation is an anesthetic!?)
Bo-bobo: UOOOO~~~~MY CONSCIOUS IS FLYING---------BUT I’LL NEVER HAVE THIS OPERATION---!!
SFX: WHIRRRRL
Tennosuke: THE ROTATIONS AREN’T WORKING!! SPIN IT MORE---!!
SFX: WHIRRRRL
Bo-bobo: GUWAAA, STOP—NO—
Byakkyou: !!

177.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: KYOURYOKU OUGI: PRE-SURGERY PRAISE TYPHOON!!!!
SFX: GOAAAAA
Byakkyou: GUWAAAA
Beauty: THEY RELEASED A GHASTLY OUGI----!!!
Byakkyou: YOU GUNIEA PIIGS!!! I’LL GATHER AND DISSECT YOU------
SFX: GOOOOO
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAA, WE’RE ALL IN A PINCH--!!
Zetsubou & Dengaku Man: LET’S CREATE A MIRACLE!!
SFX: THROW
Don Patch & Tennosuke: AAH, YOU TW—O BETRAYED US!!
Byakkyou: ARE YOU PREPARED, GUNIEA PIGS, PIGYAGYA—
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAA
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: AAAAAAAA
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: AAAAAAA—

178.
SFX: THUNK
Byakkyou: GAHA!!!
Beauty: THEY BECAME MOTOCROSSERS!!!
Bo-bobo: It’s a surgery called motocross. Because motocrossers are extremely amazing at fighting against the rocky areas around the world, they don’t need surgery.
Heppokomaru: No, I don’t understand this meaning at all…………..
Hatenko: Since you guys gave us a hand earlier, would it be fine if we help you?
Torpedo Girl: THOSE WHO DEFY IT WILL BE KILLED.
SFX: BAN
Beauty: LOOK CLOSELY, HANPEN’S THERE!!

179.
Bo-bobo: Byakkyou, you’ve examined us many times…In conclusion, we’ll pay your fee.
SFX: GOOO
Byakkyou: !!
Bo-bobo: I’LL LEAVE IT TO YOU, HALEKULANI
SFX: GOOO
Halekulani: I’LL DO IT!! FOR ALL THAT SERVICE
Halekulani: GORGEOUS SHINKEN OUGI: 20 BILLION DOLLAR BAZOOKA!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Byakkyou: PIGUGYAAAAAA---!!!
Byakkyou: YOU---YOU’RE NOTHING BUT GUINEA PIGS----I’M GONNA COLLECT ALL OF YOU, DISSECT YOU, AND RIP YOU TO SHREDS---
Everyone: EXCELLENT!! WE’LL STOP YOU!!!
Beauty: TINY PANEL!!!
Zetsubou: To be continued.
SFX: Comfortable
Caption: To Be Continued
(End of Volume 17)

TN: You pretty much can devise Byakkyou's character in one way: he's normal when you first meet him but just gets crazier and crazier the further he's pushed in battle. Of course, it's hard sometimes to figure out whether he's in the "good crazy" or the "bad crazy"...but considering the fight with him is nearing it's end, I think it's more the latter. Meanwhile, I'm really surprised in how Patchbobo actually didn't make it to defeat the enemy...but planted the seed of his downfall. (well it was that or just the wrath of Don Patch for using his Yakkun doll like that) Of course, Zetsubou just shows more and more how great he fits with this weird group...while Hanpen just acts weird with the bits and pieces we've seen throughout the fight...and who exactly is Kyouko again? (I have a hunch but right now I just sort of think Hanpen himself wasn't all that sane when he pulled that on Beauty) Next time: a big, really big finish to this long, tiring battle...in a very unique manner!