Hell Teacher Nube 214

There are many monsters that appear nightmarish from the start...and then there are those who hide away their true horrors. When one of these targets 5-3, it may truly reveal the problems of trying to trust a cute, innocent face!

#214: Shameless Youkai: Konaki Jijii

29.
Voice 1: Waa--cute---!
"Baby": Kya kya
Voice 2: Look look: its smiling looking at my face!!
Girl 1: Let me hold it, let me hold it---
Girl 2: Where is that child from?
Girl 1: Kyahaha, I'm ticklish
Girl 3: Loan it to me too---
Girl 3: U--h, you're soft--
SFX: Suri suri
SFX: Giro

30.
"Baby": Hey, stop it. You give a bad feeling.

31.
Girl 3: Gyaa--
Girl 1: What are you doing? Aren't you dangerous?
Girl 3: Monster! That child is a monster!
Girl 1: Terrible, isn't he cu--te?
Girl 2: Well--
Girl 3: It's a lie, let's go quickly.
"Baby": Bye bye
SFX: Momi momi
Girl 1: Ahaha, you want to suck?
(TN: The term the girl uses here is "oppai" which usually is just another slang for "breasts" but, in the term of the baby, it also has a translation of "suck on nipples". Somehow it would feel wrong to say that the "baby" wants the breasts and just wants to suck on said breasts...but of course this chapter will say otherwise)
Girl 1: See--ya--
"Baby": Babu babu
SFX: Goso goso
SFX: Shubo!

32.
"Baby": They also had that barge woman...there was only three-thousand yen possessed by those---two? I did do that--really.
Newspaper: Horse-Racing Newspaper
(TN: The newspaper is actually "kiba shinbun", the "kiba" actually refers to just "horse riding" but obviously it refers to the horse races that many bet on)
"Baby": N
K. Jijii: Me? I'm Konaki Jijii. I'm a baby on the outside, but I'm actually an 800-year old youkai.
(TN: "Konaki Jijii" has a literal translation of "Crying-child Old Man", or probably better translated as "the crybaby old man", thus refering for it's old age though with it's appearance as a baby)
K. Jijii: It's because humans are weak to cute things. I relieve them with my appearance, pick their purses as much as I want, touch their bodies as much as I want, and whatever I do, they don't get angry. I do--as such and wander around various towns. (Hya hya hya)
K. Jijii: Oh.
SFX: Wai wai

33.
Kyouko: Was today the day we were to bring our school lunch money?
(TN: What I call "school lunch money" is actually in Japanaese "Kyuushokuhi", which better translates into "school lunch expense" as in the expense made to afford the good food usually used for school lunches)
Miki: Did you forget?
Hiroshi: Don't ask the Great King of School Lunch
Slips: School Lunch Money
Makoto: Damn it...
K. Jijii: Hoo...school lunch money...
SFX: Gira
K. Jijii: Ogyaa--ogyaa---
Kyouko: Well, you're cute.
K. Jijii: Babu---
Makoto: Where's it's parents?
Miki: Where is this child from?
Kyouko: Ara, a letter.
Letter: Please take charge of this child until this evening. -from the child's mother
Kyouko: .........

34.
Voice: What's that----!?
Nube: Take care of a baby?
Kyouko: It's fine. He's super cute.
Miki: Since we'll return him when it's evening.
Nube: No no, this isn't a dog or cat. We must properly call the police.
Miki: Ah.
Nube: Uh...
SFX: Kira kira
Nube: Ye...ye~~~s...

35.
Nube: Ah.
K. Jijii: Daa daa
Nube: Ah, hey hey.
SFX: Gui gui | Kyu kyu
SFX: Bachi---n
Nube: Gya!!
SFX: Ki
SFX: Kira kira kira
Nube: I...I have no choice~~~hahaha...
K. Jijii: Stu--pid, stu--pid, dummy, oaf.

36.
Nube: Is dish great~~~he'sh fallen into being a good boy~~~
K. Jijii: Ke, what's with the "dish"~~stupid dummy.
(TN: The "dish" part is more in the way Nube said "this" earlier, which was actually in Japanese a cuter "dechu yo" instad of the typical "desu yo")
K. Jijii: But I can only wait for everyone to not be in this classrom to steal the school lunch money...this is boring---al--right.
SFX: Puri puri puri
(TN: "Puri puri" is the onomotopeia of "strong smell", which obviously is coming up in his pants)

37.
SFX: Pu~~~n...pu~~~n...
Nube: N...nothing I can do---ahaha.
K. Jijii: Kekeke, my poop stinks--you get--what you deserve.
Kyouko: That fully fell out~~~I'm certain that he was hold it in all along with his mama not here.---
Nube: For that reason---
K. Jijii: Ogya--ogyaa--ogyaaa
Caption: School Lunch
SFX: Ki--n ko--n...
Kyouko: Here, a--h.
K. Jijii: Da----!

38.
SFX: Gatsu gatsu gatsu
K. Jijii: Daa
SFX: Kira kira kira--
Nube: ...Nothing we can do. (Ha ha ha...) He is a baby. Nothing we can do.
Nube: --So then, 5th period is phys ed. Everyone, get changed and assemble in the sports ground.
Students: Ri--ght.
K. Jijii: All right.
Kyouko: We'll change right away and come for you. Wait quietwy.
Noriko: We'll take you out to the sports ground together.
SFX: Ni
SFX: Gara--n...
K. Jijii: He he he

39.
SFX: Gara gara
K. Jijii: Big catch, big catch.
K. Jijii: N
Sign: Girl's Locker Room
Voice 1: Miki-chan, your chest has become bigger again
Voice 2: Aiming for an H-cup
SFX: Kya kya
K. Jijii: Fue fue fue, no, I just have bad habits.
Noriko: Ara
SFX: Gara
K. Jijii: Babu---
Kyouko: No, it has come.

40.
Miki: He was lonley. I have--no choice--
K. Jijii: Uhyohyohyo, dese are good tits~~~Well then, thanks for these---
SFX: Zuri zuri zuri | Pafu pafu
Miki: Ahaha, no way---you want to suck?
K. Jijii: Babu--
SFX: Pa
Noriko: Next will be me.
Noriko: Aww--w, cute---
K. Jijii: Ahyahya, the cute one is you.

41.
K. Jijii: Hyo---hyohyohyo, I can't help myself~~~
SFX: Lero lero lero lero (Lick lick lick lick)
Noriko: Ah...don't do that. Don't...ah...
Kyouko: Next is me.
SFX: Pa
K. Jijii: Uhihihi, she has no chest but you have a good butt, sis--ter.
SFX: Momi momi momi
Kyouko: Ah, hey, what are you doing~~~

42.
K. Jijii: Babu---
SFX: Pa
Shizuka: Me next---
K. Jijii: Uhyohyohyo
Yoshie: Me next---
(TN: I know we've seen this girl and I never really identified her, but this was mostly putting one-and-one together: for the most part this girl seems to be the "Yoshie" that the fat Futoshi pines after, if you connect some clues from #3 and #136. It may not be but since the girl looks like the one Futoshi was after...and we know Futoshi has an unhealthy connection to Yoshie...then that's why I identified her as such since I think that's who she's supposed to be)
SFX: Pa...
K. Jijii: Muhyohyohyohyohyohyo
K. Jijii: Uhyo...Babu hyo hyo...
Yuka: !!

43.
Girls: Kyaaa~~~hiii, nooo---
Nube: What's the matter!
SFX: Gara
K. Jijii: Fu, no no, I was mistakenly in delerium and my true identity was exposed.
SFX: Oooooh...

44.
Nube: You...are you a youkai!!
K. Jijii: Fue fue fue, seems so. I crept in so I could steal school lunch money.
SFX: Kya---wa---
Nube: You take the form of a baby and deceive people. You'll be mellowed by the Oni no Te. Prepare yourself.
SFX: Muka muka---
K. Jijii: That won't be so, youngster. I'm an old youkai of 800 years. Even my youryoku isn't ordinary.
K. Jijii: Well!
SFX: Ba
Miki: Kya--
SFX: Momi momi
Noriko: No~~o
SFX: Sawa sawa
Kyouko: Wa--!
SFX: Nugashi (Strip)

45.
K. Jijii: Fuhyohyohyo, I've been aroused. Change to stone!
SFX: Piki piki piki...
SFX: Dogoo
Nube: Uwa!
K. Jijii: How--is it? This is my youryoku. I can change carnal desires into youki and harden my body. From when I'm satisfying to the extent that I'm satisfied by carnal desires, I become harder, heavier and quicker.
SFX: Zushin zushin mishi...
Nube: In...in spite of that, if he gives a body blow, then it would be without difficulty...
Miki: He's a strong enemy.

46.
K. Jijii: Uhyohyohyo, I'm rapidly getting harder.
Girls: Kya--hi--no~~~
SFX: Goki goki goki
K. Jijii: I'm erected~~
(TN: As if the "hardness" bit wasn't getting obvious enough, the term Konaki Jijii uses here is literally "binbin", which is the onomotopeia for "to get an erection" or "get a hard-on")
SFX: Byun byun byun
Nube: S**t...he's ignoring gravity...
K. Jijii: I've got the wisdom of an old man. Fuhahahaha, I can't be defeated by you!
(TN: Weirdly Konaki Jijii uses a term here of "Toshi no kou yatsu", which is "a person with the wisdom of an old man", but somehow I didn't think it sounded right so I ended up translating it as seen here)

47.
SFX: Dogaaa!!
Nube: Gu...gu...
SFX: Gara gara...
K. Jijii: That's as far as we go. I'll end this.
SFX: Nyari
Nube: S**t...That guy hardens with the power of carnal desires (power of lewdness)...somehow I must wither that power...
Nube: ...Alright, it's sink or swim.
K. Jijii: Die~~~
SFX: Giiin | Sasa

48.
Nube: Ufu~~~n (heart)
K. Jijii: Guaaa!!
SFX: Funya funya funya | Furi furi
K. Jijii: My...power is leaving me...

49.
SFX: Besha!
K. Jijii: Ugya
Nube: No matter how many years you have, the power of evil can't win against this Nube-sensei. (Fu...)
Kyouko: Nu...Nube (Oe---)
Miki: Qu...quickly take this...
Nube: On top of being stingy for stealing school lunch money of children, you're a vicious youkai. You'er going to do what you can't ever come back ever again.
Kyouko: That's--right, that's---right!
K. Jijii: Yoouu~~~I'll remember this~~~Gabo gabo

50.
TAKAHASHI RITSUKO
Hair Highlight Sections - Malachite (Green)

*Continuing in succession with last volume, it's the picture coloring section.
Since Ritsuko-sensei's mostly changes her outfit every time, there isn't a decided color. Please color it in your favorite color.
(By the way: this outfit has it's origin in the outfit of the heroine of a certain robot anime. We drew it intended as a joke, but it was used as such in the anime version. Did the people of the staff understand this...)

TN: Can someone please mind wipe away the image of Nube in this chapter...just wipe it away as if it never happened because I just don't want it to scar my brain! But then again...that means it was effective on Konaki Jijii as it was supposed to so...well, the more horrific, the better. Regardless, this chapter gave us an interesting approach we hadn't seen in a while regarding the presentation of the youkai, with the chapter not from the perspective of Nube or one of his students but from Konaki Jijii. However, while we have seen this before (Nenekogappa is the first to come to mind back in vol. 9), this chapter's perspective truly emphasized it as one of a completely untrustworthy, lewd and down-right bad boy of a youkai who isn't mindless and isn't ashamed at the terrible acts he commits in the name of his schemes. (this chapter also seems to tell me "never trust babies at all" but let's not go any further on that) Of course the climax of the chapter, with Konaki Jijii being a tad too obsessed with nearly-naked girls, ends up adding a weird disturbance in what exactly his true power (outside deception) is...but it makes sense considering this guy is supposed to be a monster who utterly disrespects females and "gets hard" when around them. (yeah it's supposed to just be his youkai body but we know what he wanted...though after the "lolicon" comments at the end of last chapter, you have to wonder if that was intentional with the 800 year old baby going after 5th graders.) Although...maybe he wouldn't have given himself away so quickly if he didn't attack Kyouko's butt. (which, need I remind you, aren't boobs)