Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 206

It's a battle not of brotherly love: Bi-bibi has made a long-distance possession of one of his own warriors and is determined to use it to take out Bo-bobo! (and Be-bebe while he's at it if he can't fix things) Can either of them do anything against this stand-in?

Ougi 206: The Worried Brothers

137.
SFX: GOOOOOOO
Bi-bibi: I will kill my trashy brothers. The body of this container is sufficient………Is this what you think too, Be-bebe?
Be-bebe: HEY…HOLD ON BIG BRO BI-BIBI! YOU’RE MISTAKEN!! A MISUNDERSTANDING. THAT BO-BOBO GUY AND ME ARE HARMLESS, EVEN AS ALLIES!! SO, BO-BOBO!! ISN’T THAT RIGHT! ANSWER

138.
Bo-bobo: YOU FAKE---!!!!
SFX: WHAM
Be-bebe: UWAAAAA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT--!!!!
Bo-bobo: MY EYES AREN’T DECEIVED. YOU’RE NOT BIG BRO BI-BIBI AT ALL!! YOUR FACE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!! A FAKE GUY LIKE YOU WILL BE DEFEATED WITH OUR “HAIR SIBLING TAG”!!!
Be-bebe: YOU’RE STUPID--!! IT’S THE REAL BI-BIBI, HE’S JUST BORROWING HIS BODY!!! WHAT’S HAIR SIBLING TAG!? I WON’T BE BROUGHT IN ARBITRARILY!!
SFX: GRAB
Bo-bobo: MEOW MEOW—MEOW (You’re annoying). MEOW MEOW (You fool)
SFX: BORI
Be-bebe: !!
Be-bebe: WH…WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT LEVEL OF…
SFX: GRAB
Be-bebe: !
Don Patch: IF YOU DON’T DO IT, YOU’RE GOING BACK TO THE WAKAME KINGDOM--!!!!
Be-bebe: !!!...THAT SPIKED BRAT!!!

139.
Bo-bobo: …Big bro Be-bebe, believe me…that guy isn’t big bro Bi-bibi at all. My instinct tells me that.
Don Patch: GYAAAA
Be-bebe: ……Really?
SFX: SHURURURURU
Bo-bobo & Be-bebe: !!
Bi-bibi: KAMINOKE SHINKEN OUGI: Sirius Drive!!!!
(TN: All of Bi-bibi’s attacks (at this point) are in English, thus no translation needed)
SFX: DOSHU
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Be-bebe: UWAAAAAAAAAA
Bo-bobo: THAT REALLY IS BIG BRO BI-BIBI!!! I’M CERTAIN!!!
Be-bebe: WHAAT!!? WHAT ABOUT YOUR INSTINCT!?
Bo-bobo: BIG BRO BE-BEBE, THIS IS YOUR MISS.
SFX: GRAB
Be-bebe: WHAA!? WHAT!?
Bo-bobo: LEAVE ME THE REAR!!
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: HEAVY WAKAME-MISO SOUP TANK!!!
Tank: MISO SOUP #350 MODEL
Be-bebe: UWAAA, BO-BOBO YOU—
SFX: GUAAAA
Don Patch: OH MY WAKAME~~~

140.
Bi-bibi: I’ll start with you first, Be-bebe.
SFX: GOOO
Be-bebe: KU
Bo-bobo: WAKAME CANNON!! FIRE THE WAKAME CANNONS ON BOTH SIDES----!!! FIRE---!!
SFX: GOOSH
Be-bebe: I CAN’T DISOBEY BIG BROTHER BI-BIBI……S*********T
Be-bebe: SUNEGE SHINKEN OUGI: CUTTING KICK REJECTING HAIR!!!!
SFX: ZUBABABABA
Bo-bobo: HE IS RESOLVED TO GO AGAINST HIM. THAT’S SPLENDED COMPLICENCY TOO.
Don Patch: IT IS.
Bi-bibi: Be-bebe……you’ve walked on the wild side since long ago.
SFX: GOOOOOO
Be-bebe: HUH!?

141.
Bi-bibi: CHEW HIM UP: KAMINOKE SHINKEN OUGI: HAIR BITE OFF!!!!
SFX: WHIRRRRL / CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Be-bebe: GUWAAAAAAAA
Bi-bibi: Ha ha ha.
Bo-bobo: BIG BRO BE----BEBE!!
SFX: TWITCH TWITCH
Bi-bibi: Leghairs aren’t tasty.
Don Patch: HIS HEAD HAIR ATE LEGHAIR------!!! SCARY—
Bo-bobo: BIG BRO BE-BEBE, PLEASE HOLD ON. I’LL X-RAY YOUR LEG NOW!!
SFX: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Bo-bobo: AAH!! IT BROKE!!
SFX: BAN / BARELY
Be-bebe: WHAT!!
Bo-bobo: IT’S BARELY BROKEN--!!!
Don Patch: WHAT, YOU TERU IT’S BROKEN!!?
SFX: BA
(TN: A bit of a pun with Don Patch’s comment: Bo-bobo says “Oreteru”, which is the Japanese verb for “to break”, but Don Patch changes “Oreteru” to “Ore Teru”. The “Teru” is a reference to the vocalist of the Japanese band GLAY. For once, I tried and actually did well keeping the Japanese intention of the pun but making it in English)

142.
Don Patch: ………
SFX: SHI~~~n
Don Patch: HEEY!! HEEY!! IT’S YOUR LEG’S FAULT, IT’S YOUR LEG’S FAULT!! HATEFUL! THIS LEG IS HATEFUL
SFX: KICK KICK KICK KICK
Be-bebe: GUWAAA, THAT SPIKED BRAT--!!
Bo-bboo: DEPRESSING----!!
Don Patch: FOREVER
Bo-bobo: Big bro Bi-bibi……
SFX: TURN
Bi-bibi: !
Don Patch: Fu~~
Bo-bobo: Big bro Be-bebe doesn’t really want to fight you either……Please just understand that.
Be-bebe: IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! I’LL KILL YOU.
Bi-bibi: Fu~~~n. Bo-bobo, next I’ll beat your nose.
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Be-bebe: KU…THAT CONTAINER’S BODY IS STRONG!! HE’S REALLY RAISED UP HIS TRUE POWER FURTHER FROM 20 YEARS AGO. KAMINOKE SHINKEN REALLY IS THE ULTIMATE FIST OF THE FIVE GREAT HAIR SHINKEN!! IT’S EXTRAORDINARY!!!
Caption: HEAD HAIR -> NOSEHAIR, LEGHAIR, PITHAIR, ARMHAIR
(TN: Is it just me or did the “Five Great Hair Shinken” change from last time? During the Be-bebe fight the fifth was “Munage Shinken” (Fist of Chest Hair), now it’s “Udege Shinken” (Fist of Armhair). Just noting)

143.
Be-bebe: EVEN IF I REALLY DID FACE HIM, HE…BIG BRO BI-BIBI IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN’T DISOBEY…IN FRONT OF THAT MASSIVE POWER, WE DON’T HAVE A REASON TO CROSS SWORDS…
SFX: RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE
Bo-bobo: !!! DRINK DRINK DRINK~~~
SFX: GOOOSH
Bottles: COLA
Be-bebe: GYAAAAA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU OUTRAGEOUS GUYS WHO DON’T KNOW OF YOUR LIVES---!!!?
Don Patch: IT HASN’T COME OUT!! I CAN’T COME OUT!! NO MATTER HOW MANY COLAS I BUY, I HAVEN’T COME OUT!! THE AUTHOR ALREADY HAS BOUGHT OVER THIRTY AND YET I HAVEN’T COME OUT~~!!!
Be-bebe: SHOULD I KNOW!!!
SFX: GULP

144.
Bo-bobo: IT’S MY TREAT, S**TTY BIG BROTHER!!!
SFX: BU—
Be-bebe: HE’S BLUNTLY SELLING A FIGHT---!!! WHAT ARE YOU LOANING YOURSELF TO!!?
Bi-bibi: ………Fu…You’re one I don’t know what you’re thinking as usual, Bo-bobo…You’re not afraid of me. I admire that attitude…
Bi-bibi: Like it was 20 years ago…I would show how much my absolute power had risen, yet you were the only one who wouldn’t kneel to me. I always viewed you as an equal…
Bo-bobo: Eh? What? I wasn’t listening. Can you say it once more?
Be-bebe: HOW COULD YOU BE SO COMPOSED!?
Bi-bibi: You were talking to your massive big brother. Was that supposed to make you equal…?
Bi-bibi: YOU ANNOYED ME…I MISUNDERSTOOD YOU, BRAT. NOT ONCE DID I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YOU SINCE THOSE TIMES!!!

145.
SFX: GA—N
Bi-bibi: I’LL TEACH YOU THE DIFFERENCE IN OUR STATUS, OPPOSER. Twine Around Hair!!!
Bo-bobo: !!
Don Patch: ……
Bo-bobo: WH…WHAT!? BI-BIBI’S HAIR IS IN MY AFRO…
SFX: GYURURURURU
Bi-bibi: My hair controls all hair. You are no exception.
Bi-bibi: ERODE
Bo-bobo: UWAAAA, STOOP---!!!
Bi-bibi: KAMINOKE SHINKEN OUGI: HAIR-CONTROL!!!!
SFX: BO
Bo-bobo: GAHA!!!

146.
Be-bebe: BO-BOBO’S AFRO…IS NO LONGER AN AFRO!!!
Don Patch: DAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA
SFX: SLAP SLAP SLAP
SFX: BON
Don Patch: THAT’S IT, DAHYAHYAHYAHYA, HE TOOK IT---!!
Be-bebe: Is that Spiked Brat really his ally…?
Bi-bibi: To be controlled by head hair is to control all the hair throughout your body. If you try to use your nosehair, you shouldn’t be able to.
Bo-bobo: HAA HAA
Bo-bobo: YOU MOCKING ME! HANAGE SHINKEN!!!
Packages: WATERMELON GUM
Don Patch: AAH, IT’S TRUE!! HE’S COME TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN ONLY RELEASE “ONLY LOCALLY SOLD WATERMELON GUM”!!!
Bo-bobo: KU…IT’S USELESS! WHAT DO IT DO? PLEASE TELL ME, KING NOSEHAIR!!
SFX: POP
King Nosehair: WAO!!!
King Nosehair: N—THE ENEMY THIS TIME IS TOO DANGEROU---S!! I VETO YOUR PERFORMANCE!!!
SFX: SLAM
Sign: Short Day Off
Bo-bobo: YOU VETO MY PERFORMANCE WHILE REALLY SHOWING OFF IN THAT ROOM!!?

147.
Bi-bibi: Know that my head hair is higher than even your nosehair!!
Bo-bobo: THE TONE OF YOUR CONTAINER REALLY REMAINS.
Bi-bibi: WHAT!!?
Bo-bobo: MY NOSEHAIRS ARE UNUSABLE, BUT I CAN USE HANAGE SHINKEN!!!
SFX: POP
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN KYOURYOKU OUGI: LEGENDARY TRIANGULAR CONE DESTINY!!!!
SFX: WHIRRRL
Bi-bibi: GUOWA
Be-bebe: THAT’S USEFULL!! FROM BORROWING THE POWER OF THE SPIKED BRAT…HE CAN RELEASE A KYOURYOKU OUGI INVOKED EVEN WITHOUT USING HIS NOSEHAIRS! SKILLED!!
Bo-bobo: FINISH IT, BE-BEBE BEAR!!
SFX: POP
“Bear”: RODGER
Be-bebe: BE-BEBE BEAR!!? WHAT’S THAT!?

148.
SFX: POP
Bo-bobo: !!
Bi-bibi: KAMINOKE SHINKEN OUGI: Rage Pluto!!!!
Sfx: RATATATATA
Bo-bobo: GUWAAAAAA!!!
“Bear”: I WASN’T USEFUL…SORRY…GOFU!!!!

149.
Bo-bobo: ……GU
SFX: GAKUN
Bi-bibi: Too bad. Anything you can do, I can do too.
Don Patch: AA~~~N, WHAT’S HAPPENED TO MY SPIKES~~~~AT THIS RATE, I’LL BECOME PACHIO-KUN~~~
(TN: “Pachio-kun” is a video game series involving a living pachinko ball. Of course, the way this is spelled, including the final kanji, is slightly different from the way Don Patch refers to it, which obviously is close to his own name)
Bi-bibi: I’LL KILL YOU QUICKLY. MY DAUGHTERS ARE WAITING.
Be-bebe: Really, even looking at you now, we’ve appear wiped away…
SFX: STAND
Be-bebe: Bo-bobo, I’m joining with you. Still at it?
Bo-bobo: Big bro Be-bebe…
Be-bebe: NATURALLY, WE’LL CRUSH THAT CONTAINER!!!
SFX: BAN
Don Patch: A NEW FASHION
Wasabeef & Healthyman: OUR APPEARANCE COMPARED TO BI-BIBI DOESN’T EXIST!!! (It’s too bad)
SFX: PI

150.
Narrator: On the other hand at that time at Tofu Dojo…Even at that place, again, the two mighty rivals have encountered one another…
SFX: BAN
Tennosuke: Haa haa…that was a difficult battle…
SFX: GOOOOO
SFX: STEP
Tennosuke: !!
Tofu: WANDERING TOFU-SAMA…HE’S HERE~~WANDERING TOFU HAS COME…I’M RELIEVED.
Wandering Tofu: ARE YOU ALL ALRIGHT? HERE, EAT THIS SOYBEAN.
(TN: Remember: tofu is made of soybeans)
Tofu: We’re sorry.
SFX: SU

151.
Wandering Tofu: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN EAT ME, TOKOROTEN?
Tennosuke: UNFORTUNATELY, I DON’T HAVE A CHILD’S APPETITE
(TN: “I don’t have a child’s appetite” is an expression “Tabezakari”, which stands for “the hearthy appetite of a growing child”)

TN: Bibibi-bi Bi-bibi...is scary. To think he's this unstoppable even when not even in person and probably not using his full power...and with both Bo-bobo and Be-bebe knocked down in front of him...yeah, that is just scary! And I used to think the hair on people's head is more respectable...well OK, I'm not shaving it off, but somehow it really is dominant and more respectable in society...well compared to nosehair and leghair. Speaking of which (though I mentioned it in the chapter notes): what is that fifth hair style that Ba-baba has? I mean, I'm all set on it being chesthair and yet here it is stated as possible armhair...which is it, Sawai!? Well, outside the brotherly war, I'm sort of happy King Nosehair has reappeared in a non-Bo-bobo World situation. (heck, it's his first time he's done that since probably C-Block...and even then it was when Bo-bobo World was introduced so it could go even back to his first apperance!) And as for the war at Tofu Dojo...well you can't get more epic than the last two pages: tofu and tokoroten are finally getting it on!