Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 219

Finally reaching the 4th Floor of the Extremely Shigeki Tower, the strange Shigeki X has transformed into a horrific, humanoid being! But does this new form and personality really turn him from a goofball to the ultimate threat?

Ougi 219: Surprise Super Shigeki Show

166.
Bi-bibi: Hey, please eat your carrots too.
Pigtials: Eh~~
Pigtails: I hate carrots.
SFX: Chomp
Bi-bibi: Good girl.
Bi-bibi: Bo-bobo’s team should be within EST by now. It’s about time that he awoken…my right hand man.

167.
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Sign: Free to Sample
Beauty: ……YET…HE’S CHANGED…
Shigeki X: What? I didn’t hear you—girl. If you want to say something, say it clearly……Kukuku.
Bo-bobo: THEN I’LL SAY IT!!!!
SFX: DON
Beauty: WA!!!
Bo-bobo: HOW COULD YOU SUDDENLY JUST TRANSFORM INTO SUCH A GOOD-LOOKER? GLANCING OUT AT ALL THOSE GIRLS UNRESTRICTED WHILE WITH A WOMAN LIKE ME…
SFX: POP
Bo-bobo: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH GIRLS LATELY, SO IF I LOOK THROUGH YOUR CELL PHONE HISTORY, THEN I THINK I’LL BE IN THERE ULTIMATELY…

168.
Top: CALL HISTORY:
01. PRIME MINISTER
02. FINANCE MINISTER
03. TRANSPORT MINISTER
04. LOWER HOUSE MEMBER
05. CHIEF CABINET SECRETARY
06. PREFECTURAL GOVERNOR
07. HOUSE OF COUNCILOR MEMBER
SFX: BAN
Bo-bobo: AREN’T THEY ONLY POLITICIANS!!!
Bo-bobo: FLIRT!! AREN’T YOU SUCH A FINE FLIRT~~~!!
Beauty: ……No, I’m sorry, but I don’t get the meaning of this at all.
Bo-bobo: UWAAAAAA~~H!!!
SFX: BAM
Shigeki X: ………What is that Afro…Is he really stupid?
Beauty: ENOUGH! THIS ISN’T THE TIME TO BE SILLY
Don Patch: Calm down, Beauty. When that guy transformed, we decided to win this.
Beauty: EH? WHAT? WHY WOULD WE WIN THIS!?
Don Patch: That’s because he’s…
Beauty: HE’S!?
Don Patch: SPLITTING HIS EYEBROWS.
Don Patch: FUFU……WE’D WIN THAT, NORMALLY.
Caption: IGNORE
Beauty: While were at it, where’s Tennosuke…?

169.
Tennosuke: HERE’S A—CUP
Beauty: HE’S BETRAYED US---!!!
Tennosuke: I’m sorry, Bo-bobo. His face…It’s obvious it’s the face of a dangerous guy. For now I’ve betrayed you and presented him with sake! I don’t want to have painful memories anymore…………
Caption: Choice Sake TEN
Tennosuke: NOW NOW, SIR, PLEASE HAVE ONE—MORE. Kukuku…
SFX: POKE POKE
Tennosuke: OH NUHOOOOO~~~I’VE DONE IT----!!!!
Shigeki X: HMPH!
SFX: WHAM
Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAAA

170.
Beauty: TENNOSUKE-KUN---!!! It’s just desserts but…
Bo-bobo: TENNOSUKE---!!!
Don Patch: WE’LL KILL YOU IF YOU RETURN
Shigeki X: REALLY, YOUR COMPANIONS ARE REAL EYESORES.
SFX: STEP
Tennosuke: GYAAA
Shigeki X: SHALL I CRUSH YOU SHIGEKILY ONE-BY-ONE?
Goisu: IDIOTS! THE TRANSFORMED SHIGEKI-SAMA HAS LITTLE PATIENCE…YOU’VE MADE HIM MAD
Wandering Tofu: GUGU…WHAT IS THIS MASSIVE AURA! WE TOO WILL…
Beauty: KYAAAAA!!
Don Patch: HE’S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT—PERSON. ISN’T THIS A GREATLY DANGEROUS PATTERN…?
Shigeki X: YOU’RE LATE WITH SUCH INSIGNIFICANCE NOW. NONE OF YOU CAN BE SAVED ANYMORE!!
Shigeki X: !!!

171.
Bo-bobo: I’VE GOT A GRASSHOPPER!!!!
SFX: GRAB
Shigeki X: GUOWA!!!
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT—I THOUGHT HE HAD LONG FEELERS BUT…BARELY AT THE END OF SUMMER I’VE CAUGHT A GRASSHOPPER I’VE PERSONALLY RESEARCHED
SFX: GRAB
Shigeki X: YOU—LET GO OF MY HAIR!!
Bo-bobo: NOW INTO THE BUG CAGE!! INTO THE BUG CAGE!! INTO THE BUG CAGE!! INTO THE BUG CAGE!! INTO THE BUG CAGE!!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM BAM
Shigeki X: GUWAAAAAAAAA
Shigeki X: YOU GET IN-----!!!
SFX: WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
Bo-bobo: I’ve finished my summer homework. It’s unavoidable for me. I can’t attack it.
Shigeki X: KE…IDIOT. What will you do with my anger? Will you die quickly?
Caption: IGNORANCE KING
SFX: SHI~~N
Shigeki X: YOU!!!

172.
Narrator: At that moment at the top of EST, one battle reaches its conclusion.
Dengaku Man: HAA HAA…YOU’RE INSISTANT, ONE AFTER ANOTHER……
SFX: BORO…
Dengaku Man: Fine, shall we gradually end this……………
Dengaku Man: I HAVEN’T SEEN MY CHANCES IN THIS FIGHT AT ALL!!!
SFX: GOOOOOO
SFX: CRA—SH
Caption: Dengaku Man vs. Bros. Corp: --DENGAKU MAN UTTERLY LOST—
SFX: HYUUUUU
SFX: BO—OM
Dengaku Man: GUGU…THOSE BROS. I GOT AWAY SUITABLY. BUT I WAS ABLE TO GET AWAY FROM A DANGEROUS SITUATION……N!
SFX: SHUUUU / FLIP

173.
Dengaku Man: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!
Dengaku Man: TSUTSUTSUTSU……TSURULINA THE 3RD!!! WHY IS THAT WORST BRUTAL GUY IN THE HAIR KINGDOM---!!? MY DANGEROUS SITUATION CONTINUES-----!!!
16th: YOU…WHAT ARE YOU!? DO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE HATSUMOU SHISHI!!?
SFX: SLAM
3rd: I didn’t know…those who get in the way of my purpose GET KILLED.

174.
12th: THIS GUY, WE’LL DECAPITATE HIM---!!!! UMINOSACHI SHINKEN OUGI: SUJIKO DANCE!!!
(TN: “Uminosachi” = “seafood”. As for “sujiko”, it is a salted salmon roe which is salted still in the sack where the eggs are kept)
16th: REGRET FACING THE HATSUMOU SHISHI AND DIE. TEARFUL “ARMY KNIFE FIST”!!!
SFX: GOOOO
3rd: Hmph
SFX: BUON
3rd: RED MAGIC SHINKEN OUGI: GREAT BLACK MAGIC BLAZING FIRECRACKERS!!!!
SFX: BABABABOOM
12th & 16th: GYAAAAAAAAA, BI-BIBI-SAMAA~~~~!!!
Dengaku Man: KILLED THEM INSTANTLY---!!! HE TREATED THE HATSUMOU SHISHI LIKE NOTHING…HE’S OVERWHELMINGLY STROOONG~~~~!!!
Combat Blues: EXTREME—
SFX: FLIP
Magazine: PORNO MAG
3rd: Now, I’ll reveal all of those who have massive power in this land. RED MAGIC SHINKEN OUGI: BLACK-MAGIC CRYSTAL!!!!
SFX: BASHU

175.
SFX: BUON
Bo-bobo: Don’t peep, fool.
3rd: Ku ku ku……there really are those who have the “Hair Ball” scattered all over this country. (There’s an annoying one here too…)
3rd: Even among them, just this one is releasing an especially massive power.
Combat Blues: Which one?
3rd: ……Well then…Shall I take his “Hair Ball”? Kukuku, wait for me.
Dengaku Man: AWAWA
3rd: …N! That’s Shigeki X. Why is this man in this country……!?
Dengaku Man: EH? SHIGEKI X IS THAT SHIGEKI X!? THAT STUPID FACE!?
“Shigeki X”: USSHASSHA
Dengaku Man: THAT AHEM BUG HAS RETURNED BUT HOW COULD HE HAVE A MASSIVE POWER?
16th: FUFUFU, IDIOT…CAN SOMEONE LIKE YOU WIN AGAINST BI-BIBI-SAMA!
12th: GO…GO AND KILL YOURSELF, KE KE
Combat Blues: SHUT UP YOU TWO
12th & 16th: !!
Combat Blues: I’m in the midst of an erotic story. I can’t concentrate on reading it.
3rd: Let’s go, Blues. The day I return as emperor draws near.
Dengaku Man: THAT’S A HORRIBLE DEVELOPMENT!! I HAVE TO LET BO-BOBO KNOW QUICKLY

176.
Shigeki X: How’s that? Can’t you come at me anymore?
Don Patch’s forehead: KARAI (SPICY)
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO.
Bo-bobo: HERE’S A MAN FROM A GROUP FOND OF THE WORLD OF SWEETS----!!!
SFX: GOOOO
Don Patch: I LOVE LOVE CASTELLA--!!!
(TN: As mentioned before, “Castella” is a type of sponge cake brought over from Portugal and become a major sweet in Japan)
Forehead: CASTELLA CHILD
Shigeki X: FLASH!!!!
SFX: SLASH
Don Patch: GOFU!!!
SFX: CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK
Beauty: LIKE THAT!!!?
Tennosuke: YOU…YOU’VE SLICED HIM FOR MOUTH SIZE!! I’LL GIVE YOU A SLICING DEMONSTRATION…SO YOU CAN EAT ME PERFECTLY!!
Beauty: Let’s not.
Shigeki X: PRESENT
SFX: POP

177.
Shigeki X: HE—RE
SFX: WHOOSH
Beauty: EH!?
Shigeki X: POP, SHIGEKI BALL!!
SFX: POP
Beauty: KYA
SFX: POO
Bo-bobo: BEAUTY!!!
Tennosuke: HIII, WHAT’S THAT, SCARY~~~!!
SFX: SHAKE
Bo-bobo: BEAUTY!! HOLD ON BEAUTY!! YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!?
Shigeki X: I’VE INSERTED SHIGEKI. AT THIS RATE, SHIGEKI WILL EXPLODE IN HER BODY, MAKING HER FLY APART
Bo-bobo: YOU PIG…
Bo-bobo: I’LL KILL YOU AND SAVE BEAUTY!!!
SFX: DADADADADA
Don Patch: THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BULLY THAT GIRL IS PATCHMI!! YOU SPLIT EYEBROWS--!!
SFX: DADADADADA

178.
Shigeki X: SHIGEKITEKI SHINKEN OUGI: X
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!
Shigeki X: When my blade-edges are slashed simultaneously, they create an X-Space which imprisons. DROWN IN X

179.
Don Partch: GLUB GLUB, I’M DROWNING, I’M DROWNING
SFX: GLUB
Bo-bobo: S**T, WE CAN’T GET OUT
Tennosuke: HIIII, HEY, WHAT IS THAT!? HE’S INSANELY STRONG~~~!!! HE’S BIG-BOSS CLASS
Shigeki X: What sort of people have all of you fought until now? I don’t know, but at that level, after all…you’ll slowly drown to death…
Shigeki X: !!!
Don Patch: FUFUFU, TOO BAD! WE’VE BECOME SEA MONKIES. SEA MONKIES CAN’T DROWN
Bo-bobo: HOLD ON. WE’LL DESTROY THIS SPACE SOON AND KNOCK YOU DOWN.
Shigeki X: So until you return, I’ll kill the tokoroten.
Tennosuke: ME!!? HE’S AIMING FOR ME!!!!
(End of Volume 20)

TN: It's really one of those things that I'm wondering, if Shigeki X was that horrible being all that time hidden in that weird spiky Don Patch-esque creature...then how or why was he that thing in the first place!? It's obvious that a massive threat like him would easily be the 1st Division Commander and Bi-bibi's right-hand man (heck, it's even scarier that Tsurulina the 3rd, who lived 100 years ago and was brutal in his own right, would know of his existance too, proving that some of his "kid" comments with Don Patch proves he really is a lot older than he looks), but why was he that other thing? I know the next chapter explains a bit more...but while I should just say "it's Bo-bobo, things like this happens all the time" (see Torpedo Girl), the fact that Don Patch never turned into some weird humanoid and is some spiky ball creature 24/7 makes the whole thing a lot nuttier. Well outside questioning who/what Shigeki X really is (and knowing that the threat and his position is for real), the only other weird factor going on...is that the last two, pathetic members of the Hatsumou Shishi are defeated on screen...which while showing how stupid they are (Seafood Shinken?) at least is better in showing off the whole squadron compared to...well, the Maruhage forces of both past and present where we never meet all 26 leaders. Oh, then there's the 3rd himself...yeah, he's still searching for a Hair Ball but this certain matter will end up screwing things up much further down the line. (not in Hair Kingdom...more like the story that starts when he gets what he needs...) But forgetting about the further future for the moment, we still have the near future: with 20 volumes of Bo-bobo down, only one volume of the original is left! And trust me, this final volume...well, I can't say what happens but hopefully you'll love it just like you like the rest of the series! See you then!