Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 226

With their options dwindling and allies falling one by one, it seems no one can even get near Bi-bibi! But with Bo-bobo dead, the only option left is to bring him back...and Be-bebe and Hatenko are already on that!

Ougi 226: Flash!! We’re Phoenixes!!

103.
Bi-bibi: THIS IS FOR YOUR OVERDONE BEHAVIOR, GIRL.
Beauty: AH…
Tennosuke: Aaaah…
Heppokomaru: BEAUTY…S**T…HE WON’T STOP ANYMORE
Softon: BI-BIBI YOU
Tennosuke: WH WH WH WHO WILL FACE HIM NEXT…EVEN BEAUTY HAS BEEN CAPTURED…WHAT TRAGEDY AWAITS US NEXT…I’M SCARED THAT YOU’LL TURN THE NEXT PAGE…
SFX: RATTLE RATTLE
Sign: REPORTER

104.
Tennosuke: AH—ALRI—GHT
Bi-bibi: …HMPH.
SFX: SLAM
Beauty: KYA
Heppokomaru: DAMN THIS…HE’S TO STRONG. WITH BO-BOBO LOST NOW, OUR ONLY LAST HOPE IS DON PATCH……!!
Heppokomaru: PLEASE, DON PATCH!!!
Heppokomaru: !!?
Don Patch: Ah~~do that~~you want…
SFX: BAM
(TN: Yeah, he’s been reading Vol. 3 of his own series)
Don Patch: …I’m certain. If I’ve come here to do something, then you’ve seem to have recognized that it’s a terrible matter…
Bi-bibi: !
Don Patch: Fu…

105.
Don Patch: IT SEEMS THAT I’M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS MANGA-----!!!!
SFX: DON
Don Patch: I NEVER REALIZED THIS AT ALL IN THE 4.5 YEARS OF SERIALIZATION, BUT THE MAIN CHARACTER REALLY WAS BO-BOBO------!!!!
SFX: DODON
Don Patch: ……BUT THAT WAS YOUR PLOT ALL ALONG, TO ACTUALLY MAKE ME THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER…WASN’T IT? BI-BIBI
SFX: DODODODODODO
Caption: DODON PATCH
(TN: Yes, it’s essentially an increased anger version of Don Patch, won’t say anything more)
Beauty & Heppokomaru: !!!
Bi-bibi: WRONG
Don Patch: I’LL KILL YOU
SFX: DON
Bi-bibi: !!
Bi-bibi: FAST…I CAN’T HANDLE…
Don Patch: TAKE THIS!!!
SFX: GOOOO

106.
SFX: WHAM
Bi-bibi: WHAT!! IT WASN’T ME!!? WHAT IS HE!!?
SFX: WOBBLE WOBBLE
Bi-bibi: Now the technique was released.
SFX: SLAM

107.
Don Patch: …Don’t be surprised what I say everyone. I…may not be the main character…
SFX: WOBBLE WOBBLE
Heppokomaru: …Yes, you’re not.
Beauty: We knew.
Bi-bibi: DIE!!!
SFX: DON
Don Patch: BAMBOO SHOOT: AUTUMN CASTLE BLADE
SFX: BAM BAM
Bi-bibi: GUBAAA!!!
Beauty & Heppokomaru: STRONG!!! ANGER WITHOUT FRACTION...IRONICALLY, THAT STRENGTH IS ONLY FOR MAIN CHARACTER-GRADE!! WE MAY WIN WITH THIS!!!
Don Patch: I can’t stop my tears…is it because Bo-bobo’s dead…is it because I’m not the main character……

108.
Narrator: At that moment below.
Be-bebe: Now we’re going to revive Bo-bobo.
Hatenko: Right.
Be-bebe: It’s a sink-or-swim bet, but first we have to cut our Hair Balls in a special manner, and once we become apparently dead, we’ll go to the after-death world. We’ll find Bo-bobo there and give him our own hair power directly from our souls, reviving him in this world.
(TN: The term “Shigo” here is actually “after death”, which is neither heaven or hell, since Be-bebe doesn’t know where they’ll end up after they die)
Captions: REAL WORLD -> AFTER-DEATH (POWER)
Be-bebe: We have a one minute limit in that after-death condition. Over that will cause a burden on our lives, making us die.
Hatenko: I’M GIVING UP MY LIFE TOO. LIKE YOU…
Hatenko: BO-BOBO…I…
Be-bebe: STARTING THE MISSION!!!!
SFX: JYORIRIRIRI
Hatenko: HEY, YOU DID IT ALREADY!!? (And is that how you’re cutting the Hair Balls?)

109.
SFX: THUNK / SUUU
Narrator: Just at that time, Bo-bobo’s soul was wandering around the after-death world…
Bo-bobo: Light! What is it?
Signs: ONLY 3000 YEN / SERVICE TIME / STUDENT DISCOUNT
Bo-bobo: WH…WHERE IS THIS!!!? WHAT ON EARTH ARE THEY!!?
Caption: Hajikelist Cemetary

110.
Peanut: THIS IS THE HAJIKELIST CEMETARY. This is the final hell job office where first-class Hajikelists in reality come to.
SFX: DODODO DODODO
SFX: GRAB
Peanut: !!
Bo-bobo: WHO ARE YOU
SFX: CRASH
Bo-bobo: I’m really dead…
Peanut: Uwaa~~h, my Rubik’s Magic~~!!!
(TN: The “Rubik’s Magic” is a tile puzzle created by Erno Rubik, the Hungarian mastermind who invented the Rubik Cube)
Bo-bobo: KU…IF I DON’T QUICKLY GET BACK TO REALITY THIS MOMENT…ISN’T THERE SOME METHOD FOR ME TO REVIVE!?
Voice: YOU WANT IMMEDIATE WORK THAT ISN’T SLOW!!!
SFX: STEP
Bo-bobo: !
Peanut: HIIII, I’M SORRY, JAILER!!
Bo-bobo: Ah
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE TORPEDO GIRL’S DAD, LANDMINE DANDY!!!
SFX: BAM BAM
Landmine Dandy: Mu? Who are you to know my true identity…N!

111.
Landmine Dandy: AAH!!! THAT NECKLACE ON YOUR NECK IS THE PROOF OF THE TOP “KING OF HAJIKELIST”!! WHO THERE IS THAT OWNER!!?
SFX: DON
Hajikelists: YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS DON PATCH!?
“Don Patch”: JUMBO—
Sash: Jumbo
Bo-bobo: That guy’s my pet.
SFX: BAN
Hajikelists: AMAZIN---!!!
Landmine Dandy: I’m surprised…why is a king like you in this place?
SFX: BAM BAM BAM
Bo-bobo: I WAS KILLED
Landmine Dandy: What! Is there a man in the world now who has defeated the king?
Bo-bobo: BIBIBI-BI BI-BIBI, THAT GUY’S POWER IS PERHAPS THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!! AND EVEN IF I CAN REVIVE MYSELF, I’LL GET KILLED AGAIN…
Landmine Dandy: Coming here was all fate…The “King of Hajikelists” is our king. While we’re weak, the power of we Hajikelists is prime…We’ll give it all to you.
Bo-bobo: ALL OF YOU…DANDY…
Narrator: And so Bo-bobo gathered a lot of power from the first-class Hajikelists…
Hajikelists: HERE, A 2B PENCIL. MY MAGNIFIER…A QUOTIS WHEEL.
(TN: A “Quotis ring” is a ring used in a game where one throws it over a distance to land over a pin between a patch of clay, similar to horseshoes.
Bo-bobo: Thanks. Thanks.
Narrator: …But threw it away a half-minute later.

112.
Landmine Dandy: Finally I’ll give you my soul: the Landmine Ball. If you join everyone’s power with this, you will obtain the ultimate power!!
Bo-bobo: DANDY!! YOU’RE CALMLY AND COOLY…
Landmine Dandy: You can revive later if you add in the life force of living things but…we’re only dead…
Bo-bobo: KU
Voice: BO-BOBO
SFX: BATAN
Bo-bobo: !!
Be-bebe: YOU’RE HERE! WE FOUND YOU!! COME BACK IMMEDIATELY
Hatenko: WE’RE REVIVING YOU WITH OUR HAIR POWER!!
Landmine Dandy: THEY’VE COME TO THIS LAND…YOU HAVE GOOD ALLIES! HURRY AND GO!! RETURN TO REALITY BEFORE THE GATE CLOSES!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT!?
Landmine Dandy: NO!! YOU DON’T HAVE ANY TIME
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Bo-bobo: IT’S CLOSING--!!!
Pickles: SO, HURRY AND GO EVERYONE!! BUT A PICKLE LIKE ME IS NO GOOD----!!
SFX: BAN
Bo-bobo: PICKLES!!!!

113.
Bo-bobo: I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR FEELINGS!!! WAIT FOR ME: I WILL DEFINITELY DEFEAT BI-BIBI!!!!
Bi-bibi: RAA
SFX: SLAM
Don Patch: GUWA!!
Heppokomaru: THAT’S…DON PATCH HAS FALLEN…
Beauty: IT’S TOO LATE…
SFX: GO / ZOKU
Bi-bibi: WHAT!? THAT FOOL…THAT AURA IS BO-BOBO’S!?...
SFX: BA
Don Patch: I’m certain…it’s his aura.
Tennosuke: Yes, he’s alive.
Don Patch: …HE’S COME!! …HE’S COME!!!
SFX: GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

114.
Trust: NIHONICHI (BEST IN JAPAN)
Beauty & Heppokomaru: A DEKOTORA~~!? WHAT IS THAT---!!?
(TN: A “dekotora” or “decoration truck”, is a flashy truck known for their extravagant lighting and paint jobs, usually found in Japan. The style became popular after the 1975 movie “Torakku Yaro” (Truck Man))
Bo-bobo: Everyone…sorry for being late.
SFX: STEP
Bi-bibi: WHAT ON EARTH IS IT?...A GHOST? WHAT IS THIS?

115.
Bo-bobo: I’VE RETURNED FROM HELL TO DEFEAT YOU. I’M 100% BO-BOBO!! AND I’M THE MAN WHO LOVES HAMBURGERS 100%
Be-bebe: Really—he had to pull that.

116.
Bi-bibi: REALLY?
Bi-bibi: SUPER HIGH-SPEED KEGARI SHINKEN!!!
SFX: GYUOOOOO
Kanji: JIRAI (LANDMINE)
Bi-bibi: !!?
Bo-bobo: I didn’t have to take my hands out of my pockets.
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san…
Beauty: Great…you’re safe.
Bo-bobo: You two…were those wounds caused by Bi-bibi?
Beauty: Yes, ah…you’re concerned.

117.
Bi-bibi: What? My hand exploded on it’s own!? Was it nosehair…No!!! He hadn’t moved them at all.
SFX: TURN
Bi-bibi: !?
SFX: JIRAI / ZUGA
Bi-bibi: GUBO!!!
Bo-bobo: YOU’VE MADE A MISTAKE MAKING MY ALLIES KNEEL. AT THAT RATE, YOU WILL BE KILLED 100 TIMES
Bi-bibi: WHAT!!? WHAT HAPPENED!? I DON’T UNDERSTAND AT ALL!!!
Don Patch: I’ve waited.
SFX: DODODO
Don Patch: So shall we settle this? Which of us is the real main character?

TN: It's somewhat amazing that everything that Bo-bobo has done and what he is known for all has a meaning and a purpose in the end. By defeating Rice all those volumes ago, he was able to obtain the power needed both to revive and to defeat Bi-bibi...and that was while Hatenko & Be-bebe go after to save him! Of course everyone expected it to be Don Patch...but in a way, he's the most important Hajikelist in this universe so to make the mistake is a common and typical one. But heck, it's weird that they would know of him down there...but of course Don Patch has been around and done a lot so who knows how much he probably has done and how it has impacted his and other lives. Speaking of Don Patch, is it pitiful or hilarious to say that Don Patch returning just because he realized that he may not be the main character (even if the title was obvious) was just a stroke of genius! Obviously making a a realization like that would easily make one angry...so it did it's job. And then there's Landmine Dandy...it's weird he's dead after what Torpedo Girl said way back but at least he's important where he is...and thanks to him, Bo-bobo may finally have the means to stop his insane brother and save everyone while he's at it! (unless Don Patch finally takes the main character position he's been dreaming about)