Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 228

The time has come: the fate of five siblings, nine allies and an entire world and all it's hair comes down to one final attack...but this time, Bo-bobo's going to need everyone to finish this!

Ougi 228: Its Because Everyone’s Here…

136.
Narrator: --SUMMARY—Bo-bobo, who’s returned from death, held with him the new power of the “Extra Dandy” HAJIKE…
SFX: GOGOGO
Narrator: Confused about the introduction of her father Dandy, Torpedo.
Torpedo Girl: Seriously?
SFX: BAN / WIPE WIPE
Beauty: YOU’RE SUBSTANTIALLY SETTING NOT A BIT OF FEAR!!
Narrator: The destined final battle of Bo-bobo and Bi-bibi finally is reaching it’s final moves!!
Dengaku Man: ARE YOU—AN ASIAN BEAU—TY—
Heppokomaru: WHAT IS THIS PIC THAT HAS NO FEELINGS OF CLIMAX!?
SFX: SHUUUUUU
TUYOSI: Well, this reasonably was all my doing…
Heppokomaru: YOU’RE KIDDING!! HOW COULD YOU ABRUPTLY MONOPOLIZE THIS FEAT!!

137.
Don Patch: The attacks of HAJIKE are at a different level to a Shinken attack! One blow can create a fatal wound immediately. He shouldn’t be getting up…This match is decided!
Beauty: DON PATCH-KUN IS SPEAKING HONESTLY!!
SFX: GOKU
Hatenko: AH, LOOK!!
Hatenko: BI-BIBI’S STANDING!!
Bi-bibi: GUGU…
SFX: WOBBLE WOBBLE
Beauty: WHAT ARE THOSE TWO BEHIND HIM DOING!?
(TN: Tennosuke is taking the form of the character “Razor Ramon Hard Gay”, a character created by Japanese comedian Masaki Sumitani and became prominent in Japanese culture in 2005. Of particular note: the character is heterosexual, his actions though only make him seem homo)
Tennosuke: AROMATHERAPY—
SFX: GRAB / ZURU / BAM
Dengaku Man: BUHE
Bi-bibi: OUT OF THE WAY--!!!
SFX: ZUGASHA—N
Tennosuke & Dengaku Man: HANNYAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: You’re standing Bi-bibi…now shall we end this?
Everyone: !!

138.
Bi-bibi: S**T---!!! I’M ONLY LIKE THIS BECAUSE OF BO-BOBO. UNBELIEVABLE----!!! I AM THE STRONGEST KING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!
Bi-bibi: I HAVE THE GREATEST MIND AND THE STRONGEST SHINKEN; I CONTROL EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD!!
Hair: All of us hair are leaving to revive ourselves from today on.
Bi-bibi: !?
Bi-bibi: WAIT!! YOU CAN’T GO!! MY HEAD HAIR!! PLEASE!!
Bi-bibi: IT WAS THE SAME AS THEN---!! THEY WEREN’T A BIT CONFUSED ABOUT MY EMPIRIC LIFE----!!
SFX: BOWA
Bi-bibi: BO-BOBO, I WILL KILLL YOU AND THIS WILL BE OVER!!!!
Bo-bobo: DON’T BE SWEET WITH ME BI-BIBI!!! FOR REPLACING ALL THE WORLD’S HAIR, I’M GOING TO KILL ONLY YOU!!!!

139.
Bi-bibi: SOMEONE LIKE YOU HAS NO REASON TO WIN AGAINST AN EMPEROR LIKE ME---!!!
SFX: GOOOOO
Bo-bobo: ACTUALLY WHO I AM NOW CAN’T WIN AGAINST YOU…(out loud) EVERYONE! STEP ON TOP OF DANDY!!
Bo-bobo: …BUT I CAN WIN NOW…
SFX: DASH
Bo-bobo: THAT’S BECAUSE BIG BRO BI-BIBI…YOUR GREATEST MISCALCULATION IS I’VE GOT THE ULTIMATE ALLIES!!
Right Man: Stamina
Left Man: JUICY GUY
Poem: LANDMINE
3RD YEAR-A CLASS: BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO
WHEN I WAKE IN THE MORNING…THERE’S A LANDMINE NEAR ME!!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE STEP ON IT?...
WILL WE BLOW UP? WILL IT MISFIRE?...
OR WILL SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN?...
I’VE FIGURED IT WITHOUT BEING PUZZLED
BY STEPPING I UNDERSTAND…
SFX: CLICK
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUSAISHUU OUGI: BOBOBOBOBO BOBOBOBOBOBO BO-BOBO!!!!
(TN: “Chousaishuu”: Super-Final)

140.
SFX: BUON
Bi-bibi: WH…WHAT IS THIS!!?
Beauty: EH!?...THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE I FIRST MET BO-BOBO…HAIR HUNT G-BLOCK BASE…WHY?
SFX: TURN TURN
Bo-bobo: BI-BIBI!! THIS IS HOW I’VE PROGRESSED ON MY JOURNEY SO I CAN DEFEAT YOU. LET ME TELL YOU HOW I DID IT!!
Bo-bobo: FIRST FROM LEAVING HAIR KINGDOM I’VE MET MY KIND-HEARTED 1ST ALLY, BEAUTY!! THIS IS THE OUGI I THOUGHT UP AT THAT TIME…
SFX: DADADA
Bo-bobo: BURNING
(TN: Like the first fight with Hagen, the kanji in Burning is “Hair Soul”…but this isn’t quite how he did it)
Tennosuke: THAT WAS IT--!!!
Bi-bibi: GUWAAAAA!!
Beauty: WHA~~~HE DID THAT!!? YOU’RE QUESTIONABLY MISTAKEN!!! (In the pose and the hair that appeared!!!)

141.
Bo-bobo: THEN NEXT, MY EYES BECAME TAKEN BY THAT ONE HAJIKELIST!!
SFX: BUON
Bi-bibi: GU…A BAR!!?
Bo-bobo: THAT MAN’S NAME WAS DON PATCH!! THE FIELD THAT WE’RE CONFINED TO IS CALLED A PARTY
Bo-bobo: HE WAS THE MAN WHO DRANK THE MILK CALLED COLA ALL AT ONCE!!!
SFX: GULP GULP
Heppokomaru: HE DID THAT!? HOW!!?
Bo-bobo: NOW, BI-BIBI-CHAN, THIS IS A FUN PARTY~~!! DRINK UP ON A LOT OF THIS---!!!
SFX; DOBOBOBOBOBOBO
Bi-bibi: GUBOGABABABABABA!!
Beauty: THIS IS THE MURDER CALLED A PARTY--!!!!
Bi-bibi: STOP IT TRASH!!!
SFX: WHAM
Tennosuke: RIGHT, HE HIT ME ALONE AGAIN!!
Bo-bobo: Here Don Patch. The cola you didn’t drink then.
SFX: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
Cans: COLA
Don Patch: Thank you! This is what I wanted to do then

142.
SFX: CLICK
Don Patch: DODON PATCH SWORD!!!!
SFX: SLASH
Bi-bibi: GUWAAAAA!!!
Beauty: ASSASINATED BY COLA---!!!!
Heppokomaru: THE SPEED THAT APPEARED WAS INCREDIBLE!!
Beauty: NO, HE THOUGHT OF IT CALMLY...HE ASSASINATED HIM BY COLA!!
Don Patch: The technique’s weakness?...The cola makes my hands become slimy.
Beauty: DON’T NEED TO KNOW. WASH THEM
Beauty: ……But even so…that was an incredible Ougi. These attacks are those born from our growth since meeting us, one by one…it’s truly a compilation-like Ougi from Bo-bobo and all of us…

143.
Bo-bobo: LET’S GO QUICKLY!! NEXT I FOUND THE MAN WHO OPPOSES DESTINY, SOFTON!!
SFX: BUON
Bi-bibi, Softon, Dengaku Man & Tennosuke: GUOOOO, WE’RE FALLING--!!
Beauty: WAAA, HE’S MIXED UP ALL OF HIS MEMORIES OF C-BLOCK BASE---!!! ALREADY I DON’T KNOW THIS SITUATION
Bo-bobo: IN THAT FIGHT, ONE THING SURPASSED MY LIMIT---!!!
SFX: SLASH / SPLA—SH
Everyone: GYAAAA!!!
Tennosuke: I’M MELTING--!
SFX: SPLASH SPLASH
Bi-bibi: GUWAAA, FROM NEXT TO NEXT…S**T~~~
Softon: WHAT IS THAT OUGI~~~!?
Bo-bobo: JIRARON!!!
(TN: Since “Jirai” is “Landmine”, Bo-bobo ruined the “Babylon” bit by fusing it with Landmine Dandy)
SFX: WHA—M
Everyone: GUWAAAAA!!!
Beauty: EVERYONE---!!!
Bo-bobo: AFTER THAT, I SAW THE DEADLY TECHNIQUE OF THE BOY WHO FOUGHT TO PROTECT HIS HOMETOWN, HEPPOKOMARU!!
SFX: FART
Heppokomaru: ONARA SHINKEN!!!

144.
SFX: GOGOGO
Bi-bibi: HMPH, FOOLISH TECHNIQUE…THERE’S NO WAY I CAN’T AVOID IT.
Pomade Ring: IT STINKS~~~
SFX: BO—OM
Bi-bibi: GUBAA--!!
Caption: POMADE RING FELL FROM THE SMELL!!
Heppokomaru: IT DID THAT!!?
Bi-bibi: IDIOT…THE ATTACK POWER IS QUICKLY RISING. GAHA. THIS OUGI…IS THIS THE MATURATION OF THE ALLIES BO-BOBO OBTAINED!!?
SFX: SHUUUU
Bo-bobo: NEXT I TOOK A GLIMPSE IN THE LIFE OF AN UNSOLD FOOD ITEM!!
SFX: BUON
Bi-bibi: WHA…A SUPERMARKET!!?
Beauty: WHA? I DON’T SEE TENNOSUKE-KUN. He’s even withdrawn from the tokoroten shelf.
Sign: TOKORO TENNOSUKE: 200 -> 100 YEN
Beauty: WHERE IS TENNOSUKE-KUN!?
Sign: SEARCH FOR TENNOSUKE: LV 20
Tennosuke: I’M IN THE ICE CREAM SHEEELVE--!!!
SFX: BA
Beauty: HE IS!! HE WAS HIDING IN THERE!!!

145.
Bo-bobo: GO!! KYOURYOKU OUGI: DIAMOND TOKOROTEN DUST!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Tennosuke: BU!!!
Heppokomaru: AMAZIN--!! FROZEN TOKOROTEN CRYSTALS ARE BEAUTIFUL AS IF THEY’RE DIAMOND!!!
SFX: ZUGAGAGA
Bi-bibi: GUWAAAA, WHAT IS THIS OUGI--!!!
SFX: WHAM / WHAM
Bi-bibi: GAHA
Heppokomaru: AND HE’S CLINGING TO A FERRIS WHEEL!! NOSTALGIC!!
Bo-bobo: …AND THEN, AFTER BUYING TENNOSUKE, I HAD A REUNION WITH MY FELLOW COUNTRYMAN HATENKO AFTER 20 YEARS!!
SFX: BUON / GAKUN
Bi-bibi: HAA HAA…
Bo-bobo: TAKE THIS!! UNIDENTIFIED FLYING HATENKOU!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Bi-bibi: GUWAAAA, THIS IS AN EVOLVED HATENKO~~~!!
Hatenko: HOLD ON THERE!! THEY’RE NOT ME AT ALL, THEY’RE ALL HIROSHI--!!

146.
Dengaku Man: From Beauty to Don Patch, Softon, Heppokomaru, Tennosuke…Hatenko…That’s six. Next is finally my turn…
SFX: THUMP THUMP
Bo-bobo: AFTER HATENKO BECAME AN ALLY, WE THEN ENTERED Z-BLOCK BASE…
SFX: BUON
Dengaku Man: I’VE FINALLY WAITED!
Bo-bobo: WHERE I MET A WEIRD CREATURE.
Bo-bobo: AND THEN WE WENT AHEAD TO OVER CASTLE WHERE THE BRUTAL ENEMY TORPEDO GIRL WAS WATING TO FIGHT ME!!!
SFX: BUON
Dengaku Man: WHA---!? THAT’S IT!!? WHAT ABOUT ME? HUH, REALLY? WHAT OF ME!!?
Torpedo Girl: I CANNOT FORGIVE FOOLISHNE-------SS!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Bi-bibi: GUGYAAAAAAAA
Beauty: TORPEDO AND LANDMINE! THAT’S THE STRONGST BLOW---!!!


147.
SFX: SLIDE
Bo-bobo: HOW’S OUR UNIFIED POWER, BI-BIBI!!
Bi-bibi: ……
Bi-bibi: HAA HAA HAA…WHAT A FOOLISH LIFE…DON’T TALK TO ME WITH THAT LEVEL OF OUGI!!
Heppokomaru: YOU’RE KIDDING, HE WITHSTOOD IT!! IS HE IMMORTAL!?
Bi-bibi: !! WHERE IS THIS…?
SFX: BUON
Sign: NOSEHAIR ALLEY
Bo-bobo: This is the resting place for lost souls: Nosehair Alley…apologize to the soul of big sis Bu-bubu.
Bi-bibi: IDIOT!! I’VE DECIDED ON HER DEATH TWENTY YEARS AGO!! AFTER I’VE KILLED BU-BUBU, I’LL TAKE YOUR LIFE!! EVERYTHING’S GOING AS PLANNED
Bo-bobo: YOU CAN’T BE SAVED.
Bo-bobo: IT’S OVER BI-BIBI---!!!

148.
Bo-bobo: UOOOOO
SFX: GOOOO
Narrator: At that moment, Bo-bobo realized he had one more self living inside himself…One more self whose anger could not be stopped.
Bi-bibi: BO-BOBO—
Bo-bobo: HAIRSTINCTION
(TN: It’s been a long time but we’ve got another bizarre pun regarding the kanji and the reading of the word in this final attack. The word here is read as “kejime”, which is “a distinction between right or wrong” understood by a person. However, the kanji used here are “ke” for “hair” and “jime”, which has several meanings including “binding”, “tie up” or, in this case “putting up hair”. Both versions worked rather well for the bit but I went with “Hairstinction” to combine the two)
Bi-bibi: GUGYAAAAAA!!!
Beauty: A BEAR APPEARED FROM BO-BOBO FROM WHICH ANOTHER BO-BOBO EMERGED-----!!!!

149.
Bi-bibi: IDIOT…THIS IS…MY…EMPIRE…IS…
Bo-bobo: This will bring peace for all the hair in the world!!
SFX: HYU
Beauty: Ah! It returned to his insides…
Bo-bobo: CUT OFF AT THE SOURCE.
SFX: BAN
Caption: BIBIBI-BI BI-BIBI: CRUSHED
Softon: Look, the morning sun…
Beauty, Heppokomaru & Tennosuke: HE DID IT----!! COMPLETE VICTORY FOR BO-BOBO!!!
Caption: HAIR KINGDOM BOOK: END

TN: So what would Dengaku Man's attack have been if he wasn't completely shut out in that final attack: a massive Dengaku hammer? A more powerful honey-butter tank!? More raisins!!? I sort of feel sorry Dengaku Man was ignored (again) for perhaps the culmination ultimate attack of the series but...Z-Block was sort of strange so the gag made sense. Outside that little nitpick, you can pretty much say from here to the day after tomorrow how amazing that final attack was...and it's still wouldn't be enough! Sure it was just a huge hodgepodge of the whole series (they destroyed Pomade Ring before meeting Tennosuke...well OK, Heppokomaru came first but that came after A-Block) in one massive thrust of how uber these gags have gotten but it really just culminates everything we've been through and then some! Probably the only real bit I never quite understood was the scene where Bi-bibi is fretting in the past about the leaving hairs...I mean I sort of get everyone leaving due to the Maruhage invasion but that part felt strange like he tried to have them stick around when he conquered the land but no one wanted to live in a hollow out shell of it's former glory. We never really have too much data sadly about why Bi-bibi did what he did outside his arrogance and obsession to humiliate everyone outside himself...but considering he was unsavable, I guess he was just mad and wanted to rule over everyone without sharing. Well...though the final battle is over and Bi-bibi is finally defeated, we still have a couple more chapters left but...they'll mostly be denouement...and setup for what's coming next...but hopefully you stick with me to the end on this since if Sawai isn't done, I'm not either! (unless Tennosuke does Hard Gay again...that's just many levels of wrong even with the cultural reference)