Cyborg Grampa-G 3

Tokijirou Kaizou (AKA: Cyborg Grandpa G) has brought his family to settle down in Tokyo while he shows off the power of a farming cyborg! But even in the big city, trouble always has a way of finding him...particularly if a rival from his past!

Chapter 3: Dreadful Man! His Name is Sharekoube!!

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Yuu: N~~Sundays feel great.
Ai: Hey hey, it’s nice out, so can’t we go somewhere?
Kei: Ah, sounds good!
G: Can you be quiet, I’m losing concentration!!
G: Mu!?
G: There!! I have to cut these branches for full balance!!
G: CUT!!

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Captions (clockwise from top):
G-CHAN ARM: Can strike with a 40cm thick iron plate. Sadly he can’t do it with 40.1cm!
G-CHAN DANGEROUS BOX: Various dangerous items of G-chan’s are supplied here!
G-CHAN FOOT: No athlete’s foot!
G-CHAN SHAPE MEMORYCYBER BODY: This is the body that becomes the powerful Stronger G! While for no reason he can go into a bath, it can become Stronger G!!
G-CHAN BRAIN: However, since that’s been moved to his butt, it’s become a bank!

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G: Muu! Splended work. I’ll go on my morning walk now.
G: While I’m at it, I haven’t had anything to eat yet.
Sign: MOSDONALD
G & “Small Man”: I’d like an orange juice.
G: Hyo!? You…you’re DOCTOR SHAREKOUBE!?
Sharekoube: WHA!? AND YOU’RE KAIZOU…TOKIJIROU KAIZOU…!?

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Sharekoube: Chiii
G: MY NAME IS CYBORG GRANDPA G!!
Sharekoube: Oyoyo, you’re already…become a cyborg!?
Sharekoube: In that case, I’ll attack you with my secret weapon, my close-combat pistol.
G: JUDGEMENT!!

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Sharekoube: You can’t win if I go into the air! We’ll meet again in the future!!
Sharekoube: GOODBYE
G: That dreadful man……Sharekoube is in Tokyo.
Sharekoube: You~~that Tokiji…no, Cyborg G-chan.
Sharekoube: I am Dokurou Sharekoube. I am a professor at a certain girl’s university. However, that’s my front—

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Sharekoube: When my job ends at 5:00 PM—
Girl: Teacher’s dreamy—
Sharekoube: I become Doctor Sharekoube, the man who schemes to conquer the world from 5 o’clock--!!
Sharekoube: And I’ve invented many dreadful weapons!
Sharekoube: From this thick and heavy material, you’d mistaken that this bazooka was real!
Sharekoube: However…this is a blowgun~~~! Fuu--!!
Sharekoube: And you’d sense this is a light saber of the near future! Its use is to replace candles when you can’t see during a home power outage!
Sharekoube: But he is a cyborg! These things can’t surpass toys in front of him. If I don’t defeat him quickly………

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G: Muu!?
G: A cassette tape?
Old Woman: An old man who passed by handed this to me earlier.
G: What is it?
Tape: AH—AH-IT’S GOTTEN NICE TODAY. G-CHAN HAS BECOME A FOOL. I’M CURRENTLY PERFORMING A MIKE TEST!
G: Th…that voice is Sharekoube!!
Tape: G-CHAN, I’VE WAITED FOR THIS SUNDAY. PARDON ME BUT I HAVE TAKEN YOUR FAMILY HOSTAGE!
G: WHAT!?
Tape: IF YOU WANT THEM BACK, THEN JOIN ME FOR OUR SHOWDOWN OF 10 YEARS AGO! I’LL SHOW YOU A PECULIARLY DIFFERENT SHAREKOUBE FROM LONG AGO!!
G: Having hostages while wanting “fair and square” is a contradiction!!
Old Woman: Then I’ll go.
G: HYO---!?

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G: Hold on, lady, the dynamite…
Old Woman: What!!
G: Too late, not in time!!
Old Woman: ?
G: You dragged in an old woman you passed by………unforgivable, Sharekoube!!
Racer: AH—MY BIKE--!
G: What is this!! This is hard to ride! I’ll remodel it a bit!!
G: OK! Somehow it works!

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Kids: WA—WA—
Sharekoube: Gahahaha, I’ll deal with this family after I’ve finished off G-chan!
Kei: Let us go—
Eiichi: Doing this isn’t normal—
Sharekoube: Who am I!? I am Doctor Sharekoube, the schemer of world domination
Kei: No one’s listening--!!
G: I can’t forgive you, Sharekoube!!

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Sharekoube: Oyo—what are you!!
Kids: Eh!?
G: Hyo!?
G: Sharekoube!! Are you still roaring down the path of evil!!
Sharekoube: That speech floods of justice! You haven’t changed.
G: Once we were buddies...
Sharekoube: The antagonism of we research ally over the ten years wasn’t even realized by old lady Yamada!

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Sharekoube: Ten years ago, G-chan and I together advanced cybernetic research!
Sharekoube: However, a crack arose between the two of us on knowing the meaning of it: G-chan for farming use—I for military use!!
Sharekoube: And so ten years have passed…how could you go ahead and become a cyborg before me…
Sharekoube: I’ve already had completed accurate blueprints and I just had to do the modification surgery later~~~!!
Plan: CYBORG BLUEPRINTS (Head, Shoulder, Leg)
G: Well as long as I’m here, give back the family!
Sharekoube: Fufufu…

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Sharekoube: If you defeat him, then I’ll think about it.
G: Hyo!?
Sharekoube: This is the delinquent robot Guretender, created from a defective machine! He plans to go to Teiken High next year!
(TN: There are quite a few silly puns here: Guretender is a “Furyou Robot”, with “furyou” as Japanese for “delinquent”, but his machine type is “Furyouhin”, which is a defective machine. And of course, “gure” is from the verb “gureru”, or “to stray from the right path” as usually done by juvinille delinquents)
G: I’ll take him!!
Sharekoube: So, Guretender, defeat G-chan---!!
Guretender: Defeat the old guy!!
Sharekoube: His design is bad since I just made him from a defective machine…
G: URYAAAAA

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Guretender: Pardon, can I have a light?
G: Hyo!?
Sharekoube: Now, Guretender, show him your delinquent tech.
Guretender: Take this: MERCILESS BEAM!!
G: Muu…his coercion……! My body can’t move…
Guretender: How’s that, worthless!!
G: WELL THEN, MERCILESS GUN!!
Guretender: Ow—it’s seriously coming out of his eye!!
Guretender: SMOKE IN YOUR EYE ATTACK!!
G: Muu…!? Is this Mild Seven!?

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G: Will that help with your cigarettes, idiot! Smoke Echo, Echo!!
Guretender: You’re making fun of me, you scab…
G: Really, kids these days!
Guretender: YOU IRRESPONSIBLE~~
Guretender: CERTAIN KILL POOP-SQUAT PRESSURE--!!!

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Kaizous: N~~~~~!!
Sharekoube: Gahahaha, see, the delinquent knocked him unconscious. His special poop-squat is the greatest killer technique he has!
Sharekoube: Guess it was flawed, he really did have to poop.
G: Muu…my hip…
Sharekoube: Gahahaha, even if you’re a cyborg, you’re still an old man! You can’t win with your lumbago!!
Kaizous: N---! (Are you OK grandpa?)
G: Mu!? Your mouths are taped shut……
G: Sharekoube, where did you get these!!
Sharekoube: N? Your family were annoying. So I taped them with Salonpas I got from your house!
(TN: Salonpas is a brand of massaging tape)
G: You’ve dug your grave, Sharekoube! These aren’t Salonpas!!

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Kei: Ow—he’s resolved to use it--!!
G: Mu!? There should be one more!?
G: I thought so……
G: MU!!!
Narrator: These are Regenerative Magnetic Tape, which are stuck at the damage points of the body. They blend in due to their flesh color—
Voice: G-chan’s been revived!! Somehow he’s been restored!!

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Sharekoube: OYOYO---!?
G: OK! Let’s find Guretender’s weak point!!
G: Muu! His head!!
Guretender: Urya!
Guretender: What are these!?

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G: RICE PLANTING SEEDLING BOMB!
Guretender: Ha!?
Guretender: Aah!? My prided ducktaaail!!
Sharekoube: What’s wrong, Guretender!!
G: He can’t leave his hair alone…that’s the ultimate weakness of a delinquent!!
G: SUPER BURNING COMPOST ENERGYCRASHER PUNCH!!

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G: Close!
Sharekoube: I…I don’t have a reason to run! I just remembered that I have pressing business!!
Eiichi: What would we have done now if G-chan hadn’t shown up…
G: There’s nothing more important than my family!
G: If I had lost my family now—my dream of running the greatest five-person cyborg agricultural family in Japan would have crumbled!
Kei: Is he serious…

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Sharekoube

TN: Let me start with this: I like Sharekoube (so far). In a world with a wacky cybernetic old man who runs on animal poo, having a rival who's...well, also old but an even nuttier mad scientist who works part time wanting to conquer the world (when he's not at a girl's college) and makes stuff like...yeah, that light saber. We sort of get a bit more on the two of them near the end of the series...but somehow as weird as Sharekoube is right now, he really doesn't potray himself as a "war machine maker" more than an old man who has a few screws loose...which fits perfectly in this world. Somehow I sort of wished the Kaizous weren't always such obvious targets even though they are rather normal...but one of them does get a bit of development in the next chapter, so we'll see how. Until then, don't start your evildoing at 4:59!