Cyborg Grampa-G 5

One of the Kaizou family may have finally submitted to the madness released by grandpa becoming a cyborg (younger son Kei), but elder daughter Ai has her own worries troubling her: she's found her first love!?

Chapter 5: A First Date is Heart-Pounding!

105.
Girl 1: Ai, are all those love letters?
Girl 2: Wo—w, those were love letters now……
Ai: But…they’re all from the student president……
Letter: Student President S
Girls: Stu…student president……!?
Girl 2: Hey, let’s hurry home…
Ai: The student president, I wonder what he’s like…

107.
Kaizous: Eh!? Ai got a date!?
Ai: Yes, my school senpai, the student president. I haven’t met him yet, but I’m sure I think he’ll be like Moroboshi of Hikaru Genji…
(TN: Before getting confused, she’s referring to “Kazumi Moroboshi” of the 80s J-Rock group “Hikaru Genji”, not the actual “Tale of Genji” protagonist)
Yuu: That’s good, Ai.
Eiichi: Ye…yes…Ai is already at that age…
Kei: What the—heck—are you doing, po—ps.
Kei: Generally, sis isn’t immune to boys due to her pure heart! There weren’t any decent boys in the country, so wouldn’t she quickly get dizzy from any man in Tokyo!?
Eiichi: What are you doing, Kei! You’re smoking cigarettes though you’re a grade schooler…
Eiichi: What, it’s chocolate…

108.
Ai: Well I’m go—ing.
G: She…
G: SHE CA---N’T! I ABSOLUTELY DON’T APPROVE!! MY CUTE GRANDDAUGHTER IS GOING OUT WITH SOME DECEPTIVE MAN!!
G: What kind of man is he? I have to come and confirm it! These circumstances will have her killed and become field manure!!

109.
G: Muu…I can’t be near her carelessly…
G: OK, I’LL USE MY HEAD AS RECONAISSANCE!!
G: Takeoff!
G: Hyo!? The rubber broke!
G: Hyo—
Kids: WA—
G: OK…if that’s how it is, I’ll have to exhaust a lot of energy!!
G: HIGH-SPEED MOVEMENT

110.
Narrator: G-chan can run around at light speed, which can’t be seen by the human eye.
G: With this, I can keep track of Ai!!
Narrator: It’s a technique that can’t be thought separately for the people’s problems.
Ai: ?
Ai: Where is the student president…
Ai: Is he tall? Does he have a soy or sauce face? He has to be smart if he’s the student president…
(TN: “Soy face” and “sauce face” was a phenomenon in the late 1980s in Japan where certain facial structures were identified as a means of looks. From what I could tell, a “soy face” has a lower nose and a smaller mouth, while a “sauce face” has a higher nose and a larger mouth)
G: OK! I don’t have to worry about breaking rubber using a spring!

111.
Voice: Ka…Kaizou-san.
G: Mu!! He came!!
President: P…parden me for being late. Yo…yuve read my love letters.
(TN: The president seems to have a bit of a problem speaking so I tried to simulate it)
Ai: Yes.
Narrator: Ai Kaizou—you’re not immune to guys after all!
President: Sh…shall we gho, Kaizou-shan?
Ai: Yes
G: HYO--!?
G: Yo…you…suppress my anger. As is, I’ll calmly analyze this guy.

112.
(TN: Really nothing to translate with the data…particularly who he is. Though one quick note: the “Sya” is another way to read “Sha”, though I will be keeping the name as “Sharekoube” both for Inasaku and Dokurou)
G: SHA!? SHAREKOUBE---!?
Sharekoube: YOU’VE DONE IT, GRANDSON INASAKU!!
G: Hyo--!?
G: Why are you here……!
Sharekoube: Oyo!? G-chan! Well, that girl, she’s………
G: Is that really your grandson? This is the first I’ve heard that you’ve married!

113.
Sharekoube: Hmph, while we’re at it, how could future genius scientist Inasaku be deceived by G-chan’s granddaughter…!!
G: The deceiver is on your side--! Ai would never act bawdy!!
G: We should look at their behavior first!!
Sharekoube: We’ll fight after!
Inasaku: It’s wike a dream that I’d go on a dete with Ai-shan…
Ai: Well…
Ai: Ah…there’s a scrap on your shoulder…
Inasaku: Pwease take it, Ai-shan.
G: RIGHT, I’LL GET IT---!!
Ai: ?
Caption: SCRAP

114.
Sharekoube: G-chan you, taking the first move! However, it didn’t slip me!
Inusaku: Ai-shan, you have incredible shrenth.
Ai: ?
Sharekoube: I’ve attached a controller to Inusaku’s body!
Inusaku: Wha?
Inusaku: ?
G: PERVERT--!!
Inusaku: !?
Sharekoube: What was that!?
G: Sharekoube!!
G: You had a camera. I had the film of that scene now!

115.
Ai: Inasaku-san is student president…you must be extremely smart…
Inusaku: Fufu, I can do tu-digit subtwaction mentally!
Inusaku: Even as the cwass president, I have good scwool results. Its becwase I’m popular wish the students.
Ai: Oh…how lovely…
Inusaku: --Well tat’s a compwete lie…Achually, I made a bwainwashing megaphone wish my gwandpa—I contwolled the hearts of the whole skool and didn’t wet go!
G: You~~They’ll be going around until nightfall.
Sharekoube: If he can do that on his own, he should be studied!
G: A boy of the night like him will get a moxa treatment!
Inusaku: HOT----!?

116.
Ai: It’s already dark and I haven’t gone home…my household will worry……
Inusaku: Of…of corwse. But before you go…
Inusaku: Here…
Ai: Well…
Ai: Thank you! Inusaku-san…
Inusaku: Well I am part scientist…That wose has had a wittle work done……
Ai: !
Ai: I…Inusaku-saa…n
Inusaku: Haa~~~!! It worked!!

117.
Ai: ……N…
Inusaku: This mood…though I’m being pwushed down, it’s a mood I appwove.
G: HYOO----!?
Sharekoube: I’m envied----!!
Inusaku: If…If I dwo…
G: PUNISHMENT!!
Inusaku: A…Ai-shaan
G: Hyo!! What is this lust!!
Sharekoube: Inusaku, you’re not the only with a good idea!

118.
Inusaku: GEFU
Sharekoube: NOW, LET’S CONTINUE!
G: Hyo---!?
Ai: Please hur…ry…
Sharekoube: I’ll…do it now~~~
G: I…can’t allow this!!

119.
G: STRONGER G SECTORS!!
Narrator: Stronger G Sectors—by G-chan’s will, he can adjust the flow of his heated blood, changing his body’s form as he likes!
G: Cyborg G-chan’s Special Makeup
G: MUU!
Narrator: Cyborg G-chan can complete every part in around 0.5 seconds!!
Narrator: However, the flaw is that it’s weak from an angle!
Sharekoube: You…your hand…nice. It’s just so smooth…

120.
Sharekoube: And…and your body, it’s so hard…
Sharekoube: It…it’s good that I’m…I’m not nervous…As I see you, the treatment of a lady is personal…
Sharekoube: OYO---!?
G: HERTAIN HILL HALSE HEETH HOMP-HOMP (Certain Kill False Teeth Chomp-Chomp)
(TN: Yes, that’s how it is in Japanese: G-chan talks without his teeth as the attack is translated from “gum-talk”)

121.
Sharekoube: HA!?
G: HUDGEHENT!!
Ai: N…
Inusaku: Huh…
Ai: Huh…what happened…
Inusaku: Wha?
Inusaku: Ha

122.
Ai: Wh..what were you doing Inusaku…
Inusaku: You…you’re wong, Ai-shan…How cwould I do it……It was
Sharekoube: I…Inusakuu…save me……
Inusaku: HA
Ai: HIS…HIS HEAD…IS POINTED~~~!?
Narrator: That shock made Ai sleep three days and nights—
Ai: U~~h, U~~h, U~~h
Narrator: From that moment, her spirit had already crumbled, having surpassed the extreme—

123.
Yuu & Eiichi: AI!?
Kei: Hyu~~
Narrator: The result made her
Narrator: DELINQUENT!!
Ai: Hmph
Eiichi: He
Yuu: A…Ai…your face is completely different…
Inusaku: Gr…grandph~~a
Sharekoube: I’ll remember this G-chan—

TN: Let me just start with this: unlike Kei, I sort of thought Ai became delinquent for no real reasons whatsoever. So her date was ruined, the student body president was the nutty grandson of Sharekoube and he had a weird point on his head like grandpa: that's no real reason to give it all up like that! Besides, somehow I thought Ai was cuter pre-delinquency and the concept of having one good child and one bad one (AKA Kei) even with gramps pretty much ruining everyone he meets would have gone better to me...but I'm not writing it. Overall, this chapter was much stronger than the last one for the most part, with the madness of G and Sharekoube trying to stop their grandchild from trying to take advantage of the other some really fun stuff. But somehow or another the whole part near the end where Sharekoube decides to kiss the brainwashed Ai felt a tad strange considering he was all against Inusaku going out with Ai prior...though it probably was just him wanting to take advantage of her for his own lusts. (but at least it lead to the brilliance of....killer dentures)