Cyborg Grampa-G 7

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With G-chan's reputation and the chaos which follows him, it's before long that he eventually will gain people after him. Of course, wherever there's a cyborg, there will soon be a cyborg hunter...

Chapter 7: A Cyborg Hunter is Somehow Sad!

145.
Sharekoube: Cyborg G-chan! He’s rolled through an endless number of death struggles…However, I always can’t strike an ending blow. I get my butt kicked and I run away skillfully!
Sharekoube: Somehow I don’t have a good idea to defeat that guy. N!?
Sharekoube: OF…OF COURSE, I’LL OFFER A REWARD!! THAT’S HOW I’LL CAPTURE CYBORG G-CHAN! I’LL GIVE THEM FIVE MILLION YEN AND A YEAR’S SUPPLY OF ORANGE JUICE AS A BONUS!!

146.
Poster:
WANTED
Tokijirou Kaizou, also known as
CYBORG GRANDPA G
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!!
THE CAPTURER GETS 5 MILLION YEN
AND A YEAR’S SUPPLY OF ORANGE JUICE EXTRA
By Dokurou Sharekoube, Ruler of the World

147.
Kid: We’d get 5 million for ending the life of the Kaizo’s grandpa.
Woman: He--!? Let’s go let’s go!!
Voice: Fu…I’ve finally found one…………
Z: THE CYBORG’S HEAD WILL BE TAKEN BY CYBORG HUNTER Z!

148.
SFX: WHISPER WHISPER CHAT CHAT
G: Hyo!? My head for a 5 million reward!?’ What is this!?
Eiichi: A lot of townspeople are waiting out in front!
Kei: What exactly are they…………
G: This is all Sharekoube’s doing!
Yuu: But five million is appealing.
G: HYO—

149.
Ai: STAY QUIET!
Eiichi: Wait—G-chan!
Kaizous: This is great that you have an invulnerable body!
People: OH!? There he is--!
People: AFTER HIM~~~!!

150.
Sharekoube: Uh~~G-chan has annihilated the townspeople……
Inasaku: Wh~~what dew we dew, gwandpah!
Z: Fu…what happened to my company…
Sharekoube: Oyo!? Who is he!!
Z: I am Zetto Sekaidou. My other name is Cyborg Hunter Z!!
Inasaku: Gr…gwandpah, whats a saiborg hantar!?
Sharekoube: I don’t know!?
Z: I’ll tell you!

151.
Z: this name is for a professional who hunts cyborgs!!
Z: I won’t lose if it’s a cyborg!
Z: CYBORG HUNTER Z!!!
Sharekoube & Inasaku: ……
Z: Watch my super-A-class destructive skills!!
Z: Too!!

152.
Z: ORYAAAAAA!!!
Z: It’s like that. When I do it.
Sharekoube: We…well then………the five million reward was really a lie………
Z: I don’t need anything like money!
Z: I’VE BEEN STUDYING AND WANDERING JAPAN AND I’VE FINALLY FOUND A CYBORG! I’VE COME SO I CAN TAKE REVENGE ON CYBORGS!!
Inasaku: Rebenge!?
Sharekoube: Oyo! Here comes G-chan.
Z: Wha!? That’s a cyborg!?

153.
Z: IT’S THE FIRST TIME…
Sharekoube: What does that mean!
Z: Well, listen to this!
Z: It was when I was still in grade school, I’ve forgotten how many years it was…”Miracle Cyborg Ken-chan” was on TV at 7 at night on Tuesdays…
Z: I was interested in cyborgs at that time…I thought that when I grew up, I would undergo modification surgery…but my family gave me a strict raising and I couldn’t watch Miracle Cyborg.
Z (flashback): Wha!?
Z’s Mother: You shouldn’t watch TV while eating dinner!!
Z: At that time, I was the only one who wasn’t watching the popular Miracle Cyborg. Thanks to that, I wasn’t connected to my friends at school!!

154.
Z: AND THAT’S WHEN I UNDERSTOOD!! IF THERE WERE NO CYBORGS IN THE WORLD, I WOULD LIVE IN HAPPINESS…!!
Z: And so, I graduated from grade school and at the same time went on my training journey! So I could exterminate the cyborgs of the world!
Sharekoube: So, are there cyborg hunters in Japan
Z: It’s just me...
Inasaku: How many peeple are on yur cyborg hant!?
Z: I work alone…
Sharekoube: He’s a fraud!!
Inasaku: What is a cyborg hanter!
Z: What!?
Z: I’ll show you the results of my training! That technique that I’ve forged just for this day and this moment!!

155.
Z: Old…old guy cyborg there!!
G: Mu!?
Z: Your bounty…will be…tak…taken…..
G: What!!
Z: Eh!?
Z: Can I have an autograph?
Sharekoube: You idiot, what will you do with an autograph!
Z: This is the first time I’ve seen a cyborg, I was just a bit nervous. Watch what I do next!
Z: TOO!!

156.
G: You’re from earlier, what are you!!
Z: My name!? That has no meaning to you when you’re destroyed! But people call me Cyborg Hunter Z!!
Z: Look at this!! I went crazy all over this. Ho how~~’s that? Get what~~you deserve~~
Z: NIGYAA---!?
G: In short, your purpose is going after me for my reward! You think a youngster like you can win against my 70 years of life!!

157.
Z: POT SAUCER!!
Z: Wahahaha, this will return to my hand after it captures its pray, like a boomerang!!
Scream: GYAAAA!!
Z: HIAAAAA!?
Z: In that case, I’ll aim for the cyborg’s weak point as I found in my research!! Here’s my research data!!

158.
Z: It’s his head!! His living section can only be his brain!!
Top of Research: I’M A CYBORG!!
Top Arrow: Brain
Z: Be quiet!!
Z: CERTAIN-KILL: BRAIN SLASHER!!
Z: THIS IS A CYBORG’S WEAK POIIIINT!!

159.
Z: IDIOT!
G: The contents of my head today are—
G: PICKLED MISOZUKE!!! Mu, delish!!
(TN: “Misozuke” is meats or vegetables pickled or preserved in miso)
Z: Wh…what is this!? What about your brain…
G: ?
G: Hyo--!? It’s being pickled alongside!!

160.
Z: That’s…
G: Cool huh?
Z: S**t~~I’m no match…What were those four years of training for!? I really am no match to a cyborg………
Z: UWAAA~~STUPID STUPID STUPID~~~!! GIVE BACK MY FOUR YEARS~~~~!!
Z: You’re such, you’re such a s**t~~~
G: Muu…
G: Muu!?
Sharekoube: Oyo!? He’s made it one-sided against G-chan.
Inasaku: He’s the tipe who gets stwonger with teers.

161.
Z: UWAA~~~~!!!
G: Th…this is the energy of youth!?
Z: Uuh…
G: Hyo!?
G: Next…
G: It’s my turn!!
G: JUDGEMENT!!!

162.
Z: Why didn’t you defeat me……
G: As a cyborg hunter, you lost to me today…for thinking you lost yourself, you haven’t lost as a human!!
G: YOU STRIKE WITH YOUTHFUL ENERGY! YOUR YOUTHFUL ENERGY EARLIER MAKES YOU APPROPRIATE TO BECOME MY RIVAL!!

163.
G: I FEEL THAT YOU BURN BRIGHTER THAN EVEN MIRACLE CYBORG KEN-CHAN……
Z: Alright! I’ll be a tolerable human like Cyborg G-chan…no, I”ll become a cyborg! And for that, I’ll gain G-chan’s body!!
Z: SO FIRST, I’LL RESEARCH CYBORGS!! (to himself) S—o, the weak point…
Doghouse Sign: GANTETSU
Page: CYBORG
G: HYO!?
Narrator: ZETTO SEKAIDOU—PEOPLE CALL HIM CYBORG HUNTER Z…
Sharekoube: Inasaku, we’ll make it two years of orange juice this time!

164.
EVERYONE CAN BE A CYBORG HUNTER!! (Like Zetto Sekaidou)
Z: Well! First run to the kitchen! You should be able to gather the cyborg hunter protectors in a typical house!
Items: (from top left to top right, going down)
-Several Chopping Board
-Rubber Gloves
-Two Frypans
-Two Pots
-Several Graters
-Extra-Large Kettle (Best to have a large-horn commercial kettle)
-Two Sieves
-Two Ladles
Z: Install the frypans on your chest. Dismantle them when using as a weapon!!
Z: Pots on your shoulders. The ladles are your elbow protectors!
Z: The graters are installed around your torso!
Z: Raise the kettle from below through your legs. The strainers will protect your knees.
Z: Place the chopping boards around your waist and your equipping is complete!
Z: So, if you can get away from your chasing mother, then you’re already an incredible cyborg hunter!!
“Mother”: HEY--! GIVE BACK MY KET—TLE!!
Kid: WA—

TN: So here's the lesson of the day folks: what is the opposite of an old man modified cyborg? A young man, not really modified cyborg hunter! Yeah...Z probably isn't the best example of how to fight a cyborg but he has a lot of heart...and obviously a few screws loose for abandoning school for four years just to run around with kitchen utensils. Somehow while he was brought in courtesy of the story, Z/Zetto is probably the bishonen that...well, the series didn't need but in a story with pretty much a bunch of other age groups already covered, at least he supplies diversity. In a way, he's probably the equivalent of someone who probably has never abandoned his childhood dreams even at the age he's at...and somehow I really hope G never turns him into a cyborg. (though he may just with his track record) Luckily with most of the cast set up, we can now go further in the interactions...starting next chapter!