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Ikinari Osana Najimi Oneshot : Ikinari Osananjimi
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Here's the scanslation:
http://tateyakusha.blogspot.com/
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高校の合格祝いはツンデレ幼なじみでした!! For my high school exam passing celebration, there was a tsundere childhood friend!!
べ、 別にあなたの事なんて好きじゃないなんだから!! It- It's not like I particularly like you or anything like that!!
いきなり幼なじみ!! Sudden Childhood Friend!!
しなま Shinama (Author)
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高校受験も無事通過し I safely managed to pass my high school exams.
後は入学を待つばかり Now, I have nothing to left to do but await my entrance into the university.
そんな風の強いある春の日 There was a strong breeze that spring day.
俺の世界が驚天動地(?) Is my world about to break new grounds?
こら大樹!! Hey, Hiroki!!
んあ? Nnh?
いくら春休みだからっていつまでも寝てるんじゃないの! Don’t keep on sleeping like that even though it’s spring vacation!
新鮮な空気でも吸って I'll let you breath in some fresh air.
がら SFX: Door opening.
目を覚めしなさいッ Please wake up.
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ヒュウウ ウウ ウ SFX: Wind.
ほえ? Huh?
ばっ SFX: Surprise.
あ。。。 A...
えっと。。。 Umm...
キミは。。。 You are...
だれーッ Who-
ボン SFX: Slap.
ばかーッ Stupid-
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くそッ一体何だッ Shit. What the hell was that.
だだだだだ SFX: Charge foward in an aggressive manner.
何だってんだこの平和な春にッ Why does it have to happen in this peaceful spring.
しかしッ俺の周りで奇怪な事が起こる時はすなわち。。。 However, when strange things happen around me, namely...
バン SFX: Bang.
やっぱりアンタらか! I knew it. It's them!
ああおはよう 先にいただいておるぞ Ahh, morning. I went ahead and started eating.
おはようございます Good Morning.
アンタがここでしれっと飯を食ってた朝にロクな思い出はないぞ! I know that there aren't going to be any good memories in the morning when you're sitting there eating breakfast so nonchalantly!
まるでワシが邪悪魔であるかのような言い草じゃのう Your remarks make me out as if I'm some sort of demon you know.
悪魔ではないッ I am not a demon-.
超料学助手鳥飼揚子 I'm the Ultra-learning Material Assistant Helper, Youko Torigai.
ワシは超料学者大井佐雷蔵ッ I'm the Ultra-learning Material Scholar, Raizou Ooisa.
誰が自己紹介しろと言ったか! Who said to make self-introductions!
せめーよ Note: Blame.
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大体隣に立派な自宅があるくせに何ゆえ他人の家に朝食をたかりに来る? Generally, when there is your beautiful house right next door, why do you come to other people's houses sponging off their breakfast?
たかるとは失敬じゃのう You're saying my sponging is a rude thing.
色々世話してやっとるじゃろうが In spite of me assisting you all the time with various things.
世話とはアレか? What are these assistances you speak of?
アンタが前に修理したTVの事な Like how you fixed my TV before.
放送終了後に 謎の長髪マッチョが画面に映って After this show, I'll let you in on the mystery of the long-haired macho guy.
一匹でいい!!!! Note: One is enough!!!!
「まだ終わってなーい!」とか絶叫するようになったアレな! This is where he shouts stuff like "It's not over yet!"
他にもVR装置の実験とかで妙なヘッドギアを装着させられ I managed to install a strange headgear by experimenting with other virtual reality devices.
体感時間で数年間も During the several years spent dealing with bodily sensation-
わけのわからん仮想空間に放り込まれた挙句 -I didn't understand the reason, but in the end, I was thrown in virtual space.
世紀末救世主しか生きてゆけないような世界を文字通りサバイバルさせられたり I was forced to literally survive in this world. Where nobody, but the end of time messiah was able to survive.
新型メイドロボとかいう触れ込みでエプロンを着けた巨漢グラサン男が押しかけ A giant sunglasses wearing man in an apron passing himself off as a new model robot maid intrudes.
ママもアイしてル Note:I love you too, Mom.
あイるびーバック Note: I'll be back. (Terminator reference.)
ホウキで家中を破壊しまくった事もあったっけなぁ I believe there's been instances where he's completely destroyed the the inside of homes with his broom.
掃除!? Note: Cleaning!?
そんな無駄に高度な料学力で今度は何をー What have you done now with such useless advanced material knowledge.-
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。。。って。。。 ...Hey...
無視すんなぁッ Don't ignore me.
いやぁ 奥さん 今日もお美しい ですなぁ Well ma'am, you are quite beautiful today.
まぁ お上手ですこと My, what a flattering thing to say.
そもそもアンタ人の話を。。。 First off, you don’t even listen to other people's conversations seriously...
。。。スケベ! ...Perv!
むー SFX: Pissed off.
ぷいっ SFX: Turn away.
ぱくぱくぱくぱく ぱくぱくぱく SFX: Munch Munch.
あの娘は誰だ。。。と聞きたい所だが Who is that girl...is what I want to know but.
あの見事ななじみっぷり さも日課ですよ とばかりに 朝食作ってるし How splendidly she's acting. Making breakfast inconspicuously as part of her routine rather than something special.
アンタお袋に何かしただろ? You did something to my mother's memories to make her recognize her, didn't you?
ウム よくぞ気づいた Uh huh. How clever of you to have noticed.
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ちょっとした 記憶
操作をほどこしてあるのじゃ It's because I applied minor memory manipulation.
しれっと恐ろしい事を言うな マッド博士! Don't say something so terrible so nonchalantly, you mad doctor!
とにかく 何を企んでいるのか説明してもらおうか Anyhow, What are you scheming? Care to explain.
がた SFX: Hit.
企む とは心外じゃな Scheme is quite an unexpected word.
単なる プレゼントじゃよ She is simply a present.
はい? Huh?
高校合格のお祝いにのう On behalf of your high school exam passing celebration.
名前は陽 Her name is Hinata.
お主の幼なじみという設定で記憶を構築してある 性格は正統派ツンデレ I configured her as your childhood friend and constructed her memories as such. Her personality is that of an orthodox tsundere.
ワシが作ったアンドロイドじゃ She is an android that I constructed.
ハッ!? What!?
ただでさえ 面倒くさい事になっているってのに Despite this already becoming troublesome.
何でそんなややこしい設定まで付けるんだよ! Why did you go as far as to apply such complicated settings!
TVショッピングじゃあるまいし And stop talking like the home shopping network.
ゴン SFX: Whack.
バカ者!! Fool!!
ぐえ! Gwa!
貴様幼なじみをなめとるな!? Don't go making fun of your childhood friend, alright!?
いいか Got it.
ゴゴゴ SFX: Foreboding atmosphere.
妹は今からでもできるかもしれん 両親が頑張っちゃえばな You may even consider her like a little sister.If your parents would give her full support...
妹も お主が結婚すればできるかもしれん Also, you may even consider getting married to her.
義妹だがの In that case, she would be like a sister-in-law.
ゴゴゴ SFX: Foreboding atmosphere.
だがッ However-.
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ドドド
幼なじみだけは今から作る事はできん It is just childhood friends that you can't make from now on.
反絶対運命ッ This would be absolutely defying fate.
ドドドド SFX: Impact. (Figuratively.)
それはすでに生まれて数年で確定された事象なのだッ It's already too late because this is a matter that has been born several years ago.
素晴らしいですわ博士 That was wonderful, doctor.
アンタもそうやってこのマッドをたき付けんでくださいッ Please don't encourage him by saying that.
大体アンタらお袋の記憶までいじるくらいなら Generally speaking, if you're going to go as far as tampering with my mother's memories
いっその事俺の記憶も書き換えてくれよ! Then you might as well alter some of mine!
いちいち状況を受け入れる努力をしたくない I don't want to go through great effort taking the situation in one by one.
それじゃ面白くないじゃろが That probably wouldn't be interesting.
大丈夫じゃ!近所の連中の記憶操作も完璧にしてあるのでは Don't worry. Since I've already manipulated the memories of people in this area perfectly as well.
そういう問題かぁッ That's beside the point.
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ドカッ SFX: To put something down roughly.
朝食! Breakfast!
。。。あ。。。 ...Th...
ありがとう Thank you.
な。。。 Wh...
べべべ 別に アンタのために作ってわけじゃないんだから! It- It- It- It's not like I made it because of you!
朝食を作るのは昔からの日課っていうだけなんだからね! Making breakfast is just part of my old daily routine that's all!
ふんだ! Hmph!
ぱた ぱた SFX: Step step. (slipper noise made inside a house)
フフフ。。。 Ha ha ha...
どうじゃ?良いツンデレっぷりじゃろう Well? Nice tsundere mannerisms wouldn't you say.
この性格設定の調整は苦労したんじゃぞ These personality settings were hard to modify.
はー SFX: Ah-
。。。ギャルゲの難易度調節かよ ...Aren't these adjustments the difficulty level of an adult game...
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ホラ さっさと食べなさいよ! Hey, hurry up and eat your food!
へい? Huh?
時間ないんだからッ Since there isn't any time.
昨日約束したでしょ! You promised yesterday remember!
私 海外から帰ってきたばかりだから Since I just came back from overseas-
久しぶりに街を案内して貰う約束! -You promised to show me around town since it's a been a while.
これもひとつのイベントじゃよ This is one event planned.
他にも イベントが満載じゃ There are others. You have a full schedule.
平和が欲しい。。。 I just want peace...
遅いー!! You're late-!!
ヘイヘイ。。。 Yeah yeah...
ったく。。。 Sheesh...
トン トン SFX: Tap tap.
あのマッド博士のせいで This is that mad doctor's fault.
貴重な休みが台無しだぜ。。。 My precious vacation's been ruined...
うー Uh-
トイレトイレ Bathroom bathroom.
出かけるときは忘れずに。。。と。。。 Note: When you leave don't forget to... and such...
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あ。。。 Ah...
ウホッ Whoa.
いいお約束!Nice promise!
ば。。。 St...
あらっ Ah-
あらっ Ah-
ボーン SFX: Boom.
バカーッ Stupid-
あべぎゃ! Gyahh!
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わぁ。。。 Wow...
随分変わったのね It's really changed you know.
おっきいビルがいっぱいできてる! They built a whole bunch of big buildings!
さ 行くわよ! Well, let's go!
今日はとことん 付き合って貰うんだから! I going to make you keep me company throughout the day!
げ! Agh!
何でこんな事に。。。 How did it get like this...
でも 可愛い女の子と出かけるんだから Note: But since I'm with a cute girl-
それなりに楽しいはず Note: -That should be fun in it's own way.
楽しいはず。。。 Note: Should be fun....
楽しい。。。? Note: Fun...?
前言撤回 I withdraw my previous statement.
お金が! Money!
ちょっとも楽しくない! 楽しくないよー!! Note: This isn't fun at all! Not fun!!
こら! Hey!
ムニ SFX: Swipe.
クリーム付いてる! There's some cream stuck to your face!
だらしないの変わってないわね Still messy. You haven't changed.
私がよく拭いてあげたっけ I remember cleaning your face for you all the time.
捏造記憶ですかー!? Is this one of the fabricated memories-!?
おかげで 周りから「夫婦」とかからかわれて Thanks to you, we were teased as "husband and wife."
凄く恥ずかしかったんだからッ That was very embarrassing.
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世話がやけるわね You're so helpless.
んっ Mm.
ね。。。 Hey...
捏造記憶万歳! Hurray for fabricated memories!
って。。。 This...
思い切り博士の思惑にはまってるじゃねぇか! Aren't I playing right into the doctor's expectations!
あれからさらに色々おごらされ Note: After that, I once again was forced to treat her to various things.
あー ラー Note: A- ah-
金がッ。。。! Note: Money...!
このままでは破産。。。! If this continues, I will be bankrupt...!
ゴゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴゴ SFX: Foreboding atmosphere.
ぐわわわわ SFX: Scream.
地下帝国行き。。。! I'll sink into debt hell, sooner or later...!
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アクセサリ? An accessory?
太陽。。。かな? The sun...huh?
アクセサリに見とれるなんて She's absolutely fascinated with that accessory.
ちゃんと女の子らしいんだなぁ Just like a that of a girl.
行きましょう Let's go.
げ。。。 Agh...
そりゃ躊躇するか That hesitation.
*¥50,000 =About $548.22
でも。。。 そうか。。。名前。。。 But... I see... Her name. *Hinata's name is written the same as the Kanji for the sun.
そういやあの髪留めも Note: Speaking of which, those hair clips-
太陽をかたどってるっぽいな Note:- Are something that resemble the sun.
陽。。。か Note: Hinata...huh.
ぬラー SFX: From behind.
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ガオン SFX: Grab.
うわ Uwa.
てて。。。何だイキナリ。。。 Ow ow...What just happened...
ふふふ Ha ha ha.
あ? Ah?
ズン ズン チャッ ズン ズン チャッ SFX: Music sounds.
謎のジジいの店べようこそ Welcome to the mysterious old man's store.
何やってんだ雷蔵 What are you doing, Raizou?
だら だら SFX: Sweat drip.
正解です Correct answer.
ともかくッ 彼女は太陽をかたどったアイテムが好みのようなじゃ Anyhow she likes items that resemble the shape of the sun.
ずいいっ SFX: Twist.
そこでこれじゃ! Therefore this!
あ。。。 きっとショーケースにあったのと同じやつだ Ah...That's definitely the same item that was displayed in the showcase window.
こいつをプレゼントすれば強気なあの子もデレデレ間違いなし! If you give this to her as a present, I have no doubt that she will be swooned over!
千円でどうじゃ? How about a thousand yen?* *(About $10.97)
金取るのかよ Are you taking money from me?
偽物だよ これは Note: This is a counterfeit.
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でさ。。。その後。。。 Then...after that...
大樹が犬に追いかけられて You were chased by a dog.
転んだどさくさにスカートに頭を突き込んできてー Then you fell over in the turmoil lunging your head into my skirt-.
また捏造記憶か! Another fabricated memory!
昔からスケベだったな! Even back then you were a perv!
あのジジイある事ない事 勝手にインプットしやがって! That old man just freely input a mixture of fact and fiction!
懐かしいな。。。 How nostalgic...
なんか。。。 Things like that...
つい昨日の事みたい。。。 They seem like they were just yesterday...
あーッ! Aahh!
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てめぇ こんなどこで何してやがる! Hey you, what are doing in a place like this!
なんだ拓哉か Oh, it's just you Takuya.
オメーこそ何やってんだこんな所で ヒチゴサンか? I should be asking you what are you doing in a place like this. Shichi-Go-San*? *Shichi-Go-San is a Japanese holiday dedicated to 3,5,and 7 year olds. They usually get dressed nicely by their parents and go out.
いらっしゃー ませー Note: Wel-come-
バイトだよ バイト! It's a part-time job. Part-time!
バラ色の高校ライフには金が必要なんだ Money is necessary for a lively high school life.
どちら様? Who is he?
ああ 知り合いの木村 見た日どおり馬鹿さ加減がチャームポイント Oh, my friend Kimura. As you see, idiocy is his most alluring feature.
適当な紹介すんな! Don't give me some half-hearted introduction.
。。。で 何で恋愛不能物の貴様が女と。。。 ...So, why is a love incompetent fool like you with a girl...
変な事言うな Don't say weird things like that.
しかもこんな可愛い娘とオサレカフェで語らってやがる Moreover, talking with such a cute girl at an uncool cafe.
俺の幼なじみ。。。 らしいぞ? She's my childhood friend... seemingly?
つーかなんでお前は記憶操作されてないんだ? Note: Rather why weren't your memories manipulated?
な。。。 Wh...
おさななじみ Childhood friend
だとーッ You say-
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俺は知らなかったぞそんな存在ッ I didn't know about her.
いや。。。俺も今朝方知ったというか。。。 Um well... rather even I didn't know until this morning...
がっ SFX: Grab.
長い間海外に行ってて。。。 という設定らしいぞ She was overseas for a long time... Or seemingly programmed as so.
なん。。。だと。。。 What... was that...
キサマッ Bastard.
がたっ SFX: Shake.
ちょ。。。落ち着けッ Hey...calm down.
これが落ち着いてられるかぁッ How am I supposed to be calm for something like this.
高校合格と同時に帰国子女の幼なじみと再開とか For something like reacquainting with your childhood friend returning home at the same time as your high school exam passing.
フラグ立ちまくりじゃねーかッ Isn't this just like a set-up position found in a game.
何で俺の周りはこんなエロゲ胸ばっかなんだ? Why is everyone around me acting like this is some erotic game?
羨ましいッ I'm jealous.
ばた ばた SFX: Flap flap.
いや! 羨ましいを通り越してうらやましい うらまやしすぐるッ Ah! I'm beyond the point of jealousy. I'm so jealous.
パシャッ SFX: Splash.
あ。。。 Ah...
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ああッ Ahh-
エキサイトしすぎだバカッ You got too excited idiot.
し。。。 Par...
失礼しましたーッ Pardon me-.
ただいま お拭きしますッ Note: I'll dry it immediately.
ひえ!? Eeep!?
がば SFX: Grab.
のわぁ!? Nwha!?
オウ!! Note: Whoa!!
ゴッド ハンド!? Note: God Hand!?
バカーッ Stupid.
ドリュッ *Drilling noise*
パァンッ ん SFX: Impact.
ミキ ミキ *Mix* *Mix*
ぐるんっ SFX: Spin.
チャラッ *Jingle*
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なぜ俺だけ。。。 Why only me...
バカッ Stupid.
ぬうッ He-he-.
好きな男だからこそ攻撃するッ She attacked you because you're the guy she likes.
既に専用ルートに突入れていると見たぜ! I see that she's just focused on one target!
あれ。。。? Huh...?
これ。。。 What's this...
あ。。。それは。。。 Ah... that...
まさか。。。 It couldn't be...
私に。。。? For me...?
いや。。。えー。。 Um... well-...
うん まぁ。。。 Yeah, you might say that...
け。。。 今朝のお詫びにと思ってさ I... I was thinking of apologizing for this morning.
え。。。 Huh...
いやッ 偽物だからッ No, but it's a fake.
ばっ SFX: Surprise.
さっき はぐれた時 路地裏の露天で買った物だから When we got separated a little while ago, I bought it at an open back-alley market.
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ううん。。。 No...
偽物なんかじゃないよ It's not a fake.
へ。。。? Huh...?
あ。。。 Ah...
べッ Since-
ぎゅっ SFX: Clench.
別に 嬉しくなんかないんだからねッ Since it's not like I'm particularly happy about it.
け。。。今朝の分はこれで許してあげるけどッ I'll... I'll forgive you for this morning because of this but
さっきのまで許したわけじゃないんだからッ -This doesn't mean I forgive you for what you've done up until recently.
実にベタベタなツンデレ反応ですこと That was truly a cliched tsundere reaction.
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もう行くわよッ Agh. Let's go.
サイコーだ! That was the best!
サイコーのツンデレだ! The best tsundere!
ワー ワー SFX: Crowd-like roar.
ふい。。。 Note: Sigh.
ざばー SFX: Big splash.
風呂だけだな落ち着けるのは。。。 Only a bath like this can calm my nerves...
ふー Sfx: Sigh
しかし トイレすら 今朝みたいな地雷が埋まっているしなぁ However, even the bathroom is filled with landmines like this morning.
風呂に入れる前も何か罠が仕掛けられていないか Even before I went in the bath, I checked whether there were any traps set.
念入りに調べたせいで So I thoroughly examined it.
結局さらに疲弊してしまった。。。 Eventually, I just got completely worn out moreover...
アイツら何食わぬ顔で夕食一緒に食ってるし They're just eating dinner together with innocent look's on their faces and whatnot.
お袋は無論親父すら何も言わない所を見るに。。。 When I take it into my consideration that the fact that, no need to mention about my mother, but even my father isn't saying anything about the situation...
家の中でまともな 記憶を持つのは俺だけと見ていい I alone among my family continue to hold normal memories.
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ああ。。。 Ahh...
今日一日でこんなに疲れてるのに。。。 I'm this exhausted despite this only being one day...
これが毎日続くとしたらさすがにもたない。。。 Assuming this continues everyday, I won't be able to carry on...
ああ。。。平和が欲しい。。。 Ah.. I just want peace...
まったく。。。 Sheesh...
何で自分の部屋に入れる事すら こんなに慎重にならねばならんおだ。。。 Why even entering my own room, must I take this sort of precaution.
そーっと。。。 Gent-ly...
キ。。。 SFX: Door squeaking.
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何も。。。 Nothing...
なにみたい。。。だな Seems... to be out of place.
あれ!? Huh!?
窓の外が。。。 Outside the window...
壁。。。? There's a wall...?
確か風呂に入れる前までは I'm certain right up until I took a bath that it wasn't there before.
博士宅の窓があったはず。。。? There should be a window of the doctor's house...?
え!? Huh!?
フッ SFX: SFX: Vanish.
消え。。。 It's vanishing...
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やっぱり As I thought.
えぁ!? Huh!?
罠ですかーッ Note: Is this a trap-
は。。。 Ah...
ひくっ SFX: Nervous twitch.
はろー じょーんず Note: Hello Jones.
はいる ひっとらー Hail Hitler.
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いやあぁぁぁぁッ Aaahhhhhhh-
ぴしゃっ SFX: Quickly closing a window.
バカッ Stupid.
変態ッ Pervert-.
な。。。 何事。。。? Note: Wh...What was that...?
しゃっ SFX: Whoosh.
大樹ーッ Hiroki-
え。。。 Huh...
ちょ。。。 Hey...
ア・ン・タ・ねーッ Y O U -
がっ SFX: Impact.
あ。。。 Ah...
ひえええええ!? Aghhhhh!?
ドカーッ SFX: Bump into something fairly roughly.
なー Wh-
ぐえっ Gwa-
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うぁ。。。 Uah...
こっ。。。 Th...
この体勢わー This position-
何かすげー柔らかくて暖かいしー It's something amazing. She's soft and warm-
ジャンプーの甘い香りが。。。 Her sweet scent brought by her jumping over...
ドクン ドクン SFX: Heavy heart thump.
ドクン Sfx: Heavy heart thump
とにかく Anyway.
離れ。。。 I should separate...
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へ? Huh?
むに SFX: Grope.
え? Huh?
はわ。。。 Ha wa...
はわわ。。。 Ha wa wa...
え。。。 Uh...
えーと U-m.
や。。。柔らかいんだな。。。 They're... so soft.
むにん SFX: Grope.
小さくても意外と。。。 Even though they're unexpectedly small...
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ば。。。 St...
タンッ SFX: Turn.
え!? Huh!?
ドガーッ SFX: Big impact.
ばかーッ Stupid-
トキュッ SFX: Liquid noise.
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み。。。 Th...
見事な膝蹴り。。。 That was a magnificent knee kick...
ムーンサルトニードロップと A moonsault knee drop.* *Type of somersault.
名づけよう。。。 To correctly name it...
バカッ Stupid.
スケベ! Perv!
知らないッ I just don't know what to say-
あ。。。 Ah...
チョカー That choker necklace.
着けてる。。。の。。。かぁ。。。 She's...wearing...it.
わき わき SFX: Excitement.
だから。。。博士の思う壺なんだって!! So...it played out just as the doctor expected it would!!
わしゃ わしゃ SFX: Scratch scratch.
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ハッハッハ Ha ha ha.
警戒しても無駄じゃというのに Even if you're careful, it's useless.
はい 博士の思惑通りかと Yes, but did it go as you expected it would.
うむ Yes.
カッ カッ SFX: Footsteps.
じゃが 幼なじみはツンデレだけとは限らんぞ However, a childhood friend isn't limited to only to being tsundere .
こんなのはまだまだ序の口じゃわい This is only the beginning. There is much more planned.
カッ Sfx: Footsteps
楽しみに待っとれよ Look forward to it.
これからますます面白い事が起こるんじゃからのぅ Because from now on, more and more interesting things are going to happen.
(Note from author)
(大樹の受難は続くのでした!!というか、羨ましいぞ!!) Note from author: Hiroki's agony continued!! Or should I say rather , I'm so jealous!!
(おわり - ご意見、ご感想お待ちしております!!) Note from author: The End. I look forward to your opinions and impressions!!
http://tateyakusha.blogspot.com/
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高校の合格祝いはツンデレ幼なじみでした!! For my high school exam passing celebration, there was a tsundere childhood friend!!
べ、 別にあなたの事なんて好きじゃないなんだから!! It- It's not like I particularly like you or anything like that!!
いきなり幼なじみ!! Sudden Childhood Friend!!
しなま Shinama (Author)
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高校受験も無事通過し I safely managed to pass my high school exams.
後は入学を待つばかり Now, I have nothing to left to do but await my entrance into the university.
そんな風の強いある春の日 There was a strong breeze that spring day.
俺の世界が驚天動地(?) Is my world about to break new grounds?
こら大樹!! Hey, Hiroki!!
んあ? Nnh?
いくら春休みだからっていつまでも寝てるんじゃないの! Don’t keep on sleeping like that even though it’s spring vacation!
新鮮な空気でも吸って I'll let you breath in some fresh air.
がら SFX: Door opening.
目を覚めしなさいッ Please wake up.
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ヒュウウ ウウ ウ SFX: Wind.
ほえ? Huh?
ばっ SFX: Surprise.
あ。。。 A...
えっと。。。 Umm...
キミは。。。 You are...
だれーッ Who-
ボン SFX: Slap.
ばかーッ Stupid-
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くそッ一体何だッ Shit. What the hell was that.
だだだだだ SFX: Charge foward in an aggressive manner.
何だってんだこの平和な春にッ Why does it have to happen in this peaceful spring.
しかしッ俺の周りで奇怪な事が起こる時はすなわち。。。 However, when strange things happen around me, namely...
バン SFX: Bang.
やっぱりアンタらか! I knew it. It's them!
ああおはよう 先にいただいておるぞ Ahh, morning. I went ahead and started eating.
おはようございます Good Morning.
アンタがここでしれっと飯を食ってた朝にロクな思い出はないぞ! I know that there aren't going to be any good memories in the morning when you're sitting there eating breakfast so nonchalantly!
まるでワシが邪悪魔であるかのような言い草じゃのう Your remarks make me out as if I'm some sort of demon you know.
悪魔ではないッ I am not a demon-.
超料学助手鳥飼揚子 I'm the Ultra-learning Material Assistant Helper, Youko Torigai.
ワシは超料学者大井佐雷蔵ッ I'm the Ultra-learning Material Scholar, Raizou Ooisa.
誰が自己紹介しろと言ったか! Who said to make self-introductions!
せめーよ Note: Blame.
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大体隣に立派な自宅があるくせに何ゆえ他人の家に朝食をたかりに来る? Generally, when there is your beautiful house right next door, why do you come to other people's houses sponging off their breakfast?
たかるとは失敬じゃのう You're saying my sponging is a rude thing.
色々世話してやっとるじゃろうが In spite of me assisting you all the time with various things.
世話とはアレか? What are these assistances you speak of?
アンタが前に修理したTVの事な Like how you fixed my TV before.
放送終了後に 謎の長髪マッチョが画面に映って After this show, I'll let you in on the mystery of the long-haired macho guy.
一匹でいい!!!! Note: One is enough!!!!
「まだ終わってなーい!」とか絶叫するようになったアレな! This is where he shouts stuff like "It's not over yet!"
他にもVR装置の実験とかで妙なヘッドギアを装着させられ I managed to install a strange headgear by experimenting with other virtual reality devices.
体感時間で数年間も During the several years spent dealing with bodily sensation-
わけのわからん仮想空間に放り込まれた挙句 -I didn't understand the reason, but in the end, I was thrown in virtual space.
世紀末救世主しか生きてゆけないような世界を文字通りサバイバルさせられたり I was forced to literally survive in this world. Where nobody, but the end of time messiah was able to survive.
新型メイドロボとかいう触れ込みでエプロンを着けた巨漢グラサン男が押しかけ A giant sunglasses wearing man in an apron passing himself off as a new model robot maid intrudes.
ママもアイしてル Note:I love you too, Mom.
あイるびーバック Note: I'll be back. (Terminator reference.)
ホウキで家中を破壊しまくった事もあったっけなぁ I believe there's been instances where he's completely destroyed the the inside of homes with his broom.
掃除!? Note: Cleaning!?
そんな無駄に高度な料学力で今度は何をー What have you done now with such useless advanced material knowledge.-
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。。。って。。。 ...Hey...
無視すんなぁッ Don't ignore me.
いやぁ 奥さん 今日もお美しい ですなぁ Well ma'am, you are quite beautiful today.
まぁ お上手ですこと My, what a flattering thing to say.
そもそもアンタ人の話を。。。 First off, you don’t even listen to other people's conversations seriously...
。。。スケベ! ...Perv!
むー SFX: Pissed off.
ぷいっ SFX: Turn away.
ぱくぱくぱくぱく ぱくぱくぱく SFX: Munch Munch.
あの娘は誰だ。。。と聞きたい所だが Who is that girl...is what I want to know but.
あの見事ななじみっぷり さも日課ですよ とばかりに 朝食作ってるし How splendidly she's acting. Making breakfast inconspicuously as part of her routine rather than something special.
アンタお袋に何かしただろ? You did something to my mother's memories to make her recognize her, didn't you?
ウム よくぞ気づいた Uh huh. How clever of you to have noticed.
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ちょっとした 記憶
操作をほどこしてあるのじゃ It's because I applied minor memory manipulation.
しれっと恐ろしい事を言うな マッド博士! Don't say something so terrible so nonchalantly, you mad doctor!
とにかく 何を企んでいるのか説明してもらおうか Anyhow, What are you scheming? Care to explain.
がた SFX: Hit.
企む とは心外じゃな Scheme is quite an unexpected word.
単なる プレゼントじゃよ She is simply a present.
はい? Huh?
高校合格のお祝いにのう On behalf of your high school exam passing celebration.
名前は陽 Her name is Hinata.
お主の幼なじみという設定で記憶を構築してある 性格は正統派ツンデレ I configured her as your childhood friend and constructed her memories as such. Her personality is that of an orthodox tsundere.
ワシが作ったアンドロイドじゃ She is an android that I constructed.
ハッ!? What!?
ただでさえ 面倒くさい事になっているってのに Despite this already becoming troublesome.
何でそんなややこしい設定まで付けるんだよ! Why did you go as far as to apply such complicated settings!
TVショッピングじゃあるまいし And stop talking like the home shopping network.
ゴン SFX: Whack.
バカ者!! Fool!!
ぐえ! Gwa!
貴様幼なじみをなめとるな!? Don't go making fun of your childhood friend, alright!?
いいか Got it.
ゴゴゴ SFX: Foreboding atmosphere.
妹は今からでもできるかもしれん 両親が頑張っちゃえばな You may even consider her like a little sister.If your parents would give her full support...
妹も お主が結婚すればできるかもしれん Also, you may even consider getting married to her.
義妹だがの In that case, she would be like a sister-in-law.
ゴゴゴ SFX: Foreboding atmosphere.
だがッ However-.
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ドドド
幼なじみだけは今から作る事はできん It is just childhood friends that you can't make from now on.
反絶対運命ッ This would be absolutely defying fate.
ドドドド SFX: Impact. (Figuratively.)
それはすでに生まれて数年で確定された事象なのだッ It's already too late because this is a matter that has been born several years ago.
素晴らしいですわ博士 That was wonderful, doctor.
アンタもそうやってこのマッドをたき付けんでくださいッ Please don't encourage him by saying that.
大体アンタらお袋の記憶までいじるくらいなら Generally speaking, if you're going to go as far as tampering with my mother's memories
いっその事俺の記憶も書き換えてくれよ! Then you might as well alter some of mine!
いちいち状況を受け入れる努力をしたくない I don't want to go through great effort taking the situation in one by one.
それじゃ面白くないじゃろが That probably wouldn't be interesting.
大丈夫じゃ!近所の連中の記憶操作も完璧にしてあるのでは Don't worry. Since I've already manipulated the memories of people in this area perfectly as well.
そういう問題かぁッ That's beside the point.
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ドカッ SFX: To put something down roughly.
朝食! Breakfast!
。。。あ。。。 ...Th...
ありがとう Thank you.
な。。。 Wh...
べべべ 別に アンタのために作ってわけじゃないんだから! It- It- It- It's not like I made it because of you!
朝食を作るのは昔からの日課っていうだけなんだからね! Making breakfast is just part of my old daily routine that's all!
ふんだ! Hmph!
ぱた ぱた SFX: Step step. (slipper noise made inside a house)
フフフ。。。 Ha ha ha...
どうじゃ?良いツンデレっぷりじゃろう Well? Nice tsundere mannerisms wouldn't you say.
この性格設定の調整は苦労したんじゃぞ These personality settings were hard to modify.
はー SFX: Ah-
。。。ギャルゲの難易度調節かよ ...Aren't these adjustments the difficulty level of an adult game...
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ホラ さっさと食べなさいよ! Hey, hurry up and eat your food!
へい? Huh?
時間ないんだからッ Since there isn't any time.
昨日約束したでしょ! You promised yesterday remember!
私 海外から帰ってきたばかりだから Since I just came back from overseas-
久しぶりに街を案内して貰う約束! -You promised to show me around town since it's a been a while.
これもひとつのイベントじゃよ This is one event planned.
他にも イベントが満載じゃ There are others. You have a full schedule.
平和が欲しい。。。 I just want peace...
遅いー!! You're late-!!
ヘイヘイ。。。 Yeah yeah...
ったく。。。 Sheesh...
トン トン SFX: Tap tap.
あのマッド博士のせいで This is that mad doctor's fault.
貴重な休みが台無しだぜ。。。 My precious vacation's been ruined...
うー Uh-
トイレトイレ Bathroom bathroom.
出かけるときは忘れずに。。。と。。。 Note: When you leave don't forget to... and such...
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あ。。。 Ah...
ウホッ Whoa.
いいお約束!Nice promise!
ば。。。 St...
あらっ Ah-
あらっ Ah-
ボーン SFX: Boom.
バカーッ Stupid-
あべぎゃ! Gyahh!
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わぁ。。。 Wow...
随分変わったのね It's really changed you know.
おっきいビルがいっぱいできてる! They built a whole bunch of big buildings!
さ 行くわよ! Well, let's go!
今日はとことん 付き合って貰うんだから! I going to make you keep me company throughout the day!
げ! Agh!
何でこんな事に。。。 How did it get like this...
でも 可愛い女の子と出かけるんだから Note: But since I'm with a cute girl-
それなりに楽しいはず Note: -That should be fun in it's own way.
楽しいはず。。。 Note: Should be fun....
楽しい。。。? Note: Fun...?
前言撤回 I withdraw my previous statement.
お金が! Money!
ちょっとも楽しくない! 楽しくないよー!! Note: This isn't fun at all! Not fun!!
こら! Hey!
ムニ SFX: Swipe.
クリーム付いてる! There's some cream stuck to your face!
だらしないの変わってないわね Still messy. You haven't changed.
私がよく拭いてあげたっけ I remember cleaning your face for you all the time.
捏造記憶ですかー!? Is this one of the fabricated memories-!?
おかげで 周りから「夫婦」とかからかわれて Thanks to you, we were teased as "husband and wife."
凄く恥ずかしかったんだからッ That was very embarrassing.
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世話がやけるわね You're so helpless.
んっ Mm.
ね。。。 Hey...
捏造記憶万歳! Hurray for fabricated memories!
って。。。 This...
思い切り博士の思惑にはまってるじゃねぇか! Aren't I playing right into the doctor's expectations!
あれからさらに色々おごらされ Note: After that, I once again was forced to treat her to various things.
あー ラー Note: A- ah-
金がッ。。。! Note: Money...!
このままでは破産。。。! If this continues, I will be bankrupt...!
ゴゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴゴ SFX: Foreboding atmosphere.
ぐわわわわ SFX: Scream.
地下帝国行き。。。! I'll sink into debt hell, sooner or later...!
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アクセサリ? An accessory?
太陽。。。かな? The sun...huh?
アクセサリに見とれるなんて She's absolutely fascinated with that accessory.
ちゃんと女の子らしいんだなぁ Just like a that of a girl.
行きましょう Let's go.
げ。。。 Agh...
そりゃ躊躇するか That hesitation.
*¥50,000 =About $548.22
でも。。。 そうか。。。名前。。。 But... I see... Her name. *Hinata's name is written the same as the Kanji for the sun.
そういやあの髪留めも Note: Speaking of which, those hair clips-
太陽をかたどってるっぽいな Note:- Are something that resemble the sun.
陽。。。か Note: Hinata...huh.
ぬラー SFX: From behind.
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ガオン SFX: Grab.
うわ Uwa.
てて。。。何だイキナリ。。。 Ow ow...What just happened...
ふふふ Ha ha ha.
あ? Ah?
ズン ズン チャッ ズン ズン チャッ SFX: Music sounds.
謎のジジいの店べようこそ Welcome to the mysterious old man's store.
何やってんだ雷蔵 What are you doing, Raizou?
だら だら SFX: Sweat drip.
正解です Correct answer.
ともかくッ 彼女は太陽をかたどったアイテムが好みのようなじゃ Anyhow she likes items that resemble the shape of the sun.
ずいいっ SFX: Twist.
そこでこれじゃ! Therefore this!
あ。。。 きっとショーケースにあったのと同じやつだ Ah...That's definitely the same item that was displayed in the showcase window.
こいつをプレゼントすれば強気なあの子もデレデレ間違いなし! If you give this to her as a present, I have no doubt that she will be swooned over!
千円でどうじゃ? How about a thousand yen?* *(About $10.97)
金取るのかよ Are you taking money from me?
偽物だよ これは Note: This is a counterfeit.
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でさ。。。その後。。。 Then...after that...
大樹が犬に追いかけられて You were chased by a dog.
転んだどさくさにスカートに頭を突き込んできてー Then you fell over in the turmoil lunging your head into my skirt-.
また捏造記憶か! Another fabricated memory!
昔からスケベだったな! Even back then you were a perv!
あのジジイある事ない事 勝手にインプットしやがって! That old man just freely input a mixture of fact and fiction!
懐かしいな。。。 How nostalgic...
なんか。。。 Things like that...
つい昨日の事みたい。。。 They seem like they were just yesterday...
あーッ! Aahh!
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てめぇ こんなどこで何してやがる! Hey you, what are doing in a place like this!
なんだ拓哉か Oh, it's just you Takuya.
オメーこそ何やってんだこんな所で ヒチゴサンか? I should be asking you what are you doing in a place like this. Shichi-Go-San*? *Shichi-Go-San is a Japanese holiday dedicated to 3,5,and 7 year olds. They usually get dressed nicely by their parents and go out.
いらっしゃー ませー Note: Wel-come-
バイトだよ バイト! It's a part-time job. Part-time!
バラ色の高校ライフには金が必要なんだ Money is necessary for a lively high school life.
どちら様? Who is he?
ああ 知り合いの木村 見た日どおり馬鹿さ加減がチャームポイント Oh, my friend Kimura. As you see, idiocy is his most alluring feature.
適当な紹介すんな! Don't give me some half-hearted introduction.
。。。で 何で恋愛不能物の貴様が女と。。。 ...So, why is a love incompetent fool like you with a girl...
変な事言うな Don't say weird things like that.
しかもこんな可愛い娘とオサレカフェで語らってやがる Moreover, talking with such a cute girl at an uncool cafe.
俺の幼なじみ。。。 らしいぞ? She's my childhood friend... seemingly?
つーかなんでお前は記憶操作されてないんだ? Note: Rather why weren't your memories manipulated?
な。。。 Wh...
おさななじみ Childhood friend
だとーッ You say-
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俺は知らなかったぞそんな存在ッ I didn't know about her.
いや。。。俺も今朝方知ったというか。。。 Um well... rather even I didn't know until this morning...
がっ SFX: Grab.
長い間海外に行ってて。。。 という設定らしいぞ She was overseas for a long time... Or seemingly programmed as so.
なん。。。だと。。。 What... was that...
キサマッ Bastard.
がたっ SFX: Shake.
ちょ。。。落ち着けッ Hey...calm down.
これが落ち着いてられるかぁッ How am I supposed to be calm for something like this.
高校合格と同時に帰国子女の幼なじみと再開とか For something like reacquainting with your childhood friend returning home at the same time as your high school exam passing.
フラグ立ちまくりじゃねーかッ Isn't this just like a set-up position found in a game.
何で俺の周りはこんなエロゲ胸ばっかなんだ? Why is everyone around me acting like this is some erotic game?
羨ましいッ I'm jealous.
ばた ばた SFX: Flap flap.
いや! 羨ましいを通り越してうらやましい うらまやしすぐるッ Ah! I'm beyond the point of jealousy. I'm so jealous.
パシャッ SFX: Splash.
あ。。。 Ah...
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ああッ Ahh-
エキサイトしすぎだバカッ You got too excited idiot.
し。。。 Par...
失礼しましたーッ Pardon me-.
ただいま お拭きしますッ Note: I'll dry it immediately.
ひえ!? Eeep!?
がば SFX: Grab.
のわぁ!? Nwha!?
オウ!! Note: Whoa!!
ゴッド ハンド!? Note: God Hand!?
バカーッ Stupid.
ドリュッ *Drilling noise*
パァンッ ん SFX: Impact.
ミキ ミキ *Mix* *Mix*
ぐるんっ SFX: Spin.
チャラッ *Jingle*
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なぜ俺だけ。。。 Why only me...
バカッ Stupid.
ぬうッ He-he-.
好きな男だからこそ攻撃するッ She attacked you because you're the guy she likes.
既に専用ルートに突入れていると見たぜ! I see that she's just focused on one target!
あれ。。。? Huh...?
これ。。。 What's this...
あ。。。それは。。。 Ah... that...
まさか。。。 It couldn't be...
私に。。。? For me...?
いや。。。えー。。 Um... well-...
うん まぁ。。。 Yeah, you might say that...
け。。。 今朝のお詫びにと思ってさ I... I was thinking of apologizing for this morning.
え。。。 Huh...
いやッ 偽物だからッ No, but it's a fake.
ばっ SFX: Surprise.
さっき はぐれた時 路地裏の露天で買った物だから When we got separated a little while ago, I bought it at an open back-alley market.
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ううん。。。 No...
偽物なんかじゃないよ It's not a fake.
へ。。。? Huh...?
あ。。。 Ah...
べッ Since-
ぎゅっ SFX: Clench.
別に 嬉しくなんかないんだからねッ Since it's not like I'm particularly happy about it.
け。。。今朝の分はこれで許してあげるけどッ I'll... I'll forgive you for this morning because of this but
さっきのまで許したわけじゃないんだからッ -This doesn't mean I forgive you for what you've done up until recently.
実にベタベタなツンデレ反応ですこと That was truly a cliched tsundere reaction.
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もう行くわよッ Agh. Let's go.
サイコーだ! That was the best!
サイコーのツンデレだ! The best tsundere!
ワー ワー SFX: Crowd-like roar.
ふい。。。 Note: Sigh.
ざばー SFX: Big splash.
風呂だけだな落ち着けるのは。。。 Only a bath like this can calm my nerves...
ふー Sfx: Sigh
しかし トイレすら 今朝みたいな地雷が埋まっているしなぁ However, even the bathroom is filled with landmines like this morning.
風呂に入れる前も何か罠が仕掛けられていないか Even before I went in the bath, I checked whether there were any traps set.
念入りに調べたせいで So I thoroughly examined it.
結局さらに疲弊してしまった。。。 Eventually, I just got completely worn out moreover...
アイツら何食わぬ顔で夕食一緒に食ってるし They're just eating dinner together with innocent look's on their faces and whatnot.
お袋は無論親父すら何も言わない所を見るに。。。 When I take it into my consideration that the fact that, no need to mention about my mother, but even my father isn't saying anything about the situation...
家の中でまともな 記憶を持つのは俺だけと見ていい I alone among my family continue to hold normal memories.
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ああ。。。 Ahh...
今日一日でこんなに疲れてるのに。。。 I'm this exhausted despite this only being one day...
これが毎日続くとしたらさすがにもたない。。。 Assuming this continues everyday, I won't be able to carry on...
ああ。。。平和が欲しい。。。 Ah.. I just want peace...
まったく。。。 Sheesh...
何で自分の部屋に入れる事すら こんなに慎重にならねばならんおだ。。。 Why even entering my own room, must I take this sort of precaution.
そーっと。。。 Gent-ly...
キ。。。 SFX: Door squeaking.
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何も。。。 Nothing...
なにみたい。。。だな Seems... to be out of place.
あれ!? Huh!?
窓の外が。。。 Outside the window...
壁。。。? There's a wall...?
確か風呂に入れる前までは I'm certain right up until I took a bath that it wasn't there before.
博士宅の窓があったはず。。。? There should be a window of the doctor's house...?
え!? Huh!?
フッ SFX: SFX: Vanish.
消え。。。 It's vanishing...
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やっぱり As I thought.
えぁ!? Huh!?
罠ですかーッ Note: Is this a trap-
は。。。 Ah...
ひくっ SFX: Nervous twitch.
はろー じょーんず Note: Hello Jones.
はいる ひっとらー Hail Hitler.
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いやあぁぁぁぁッ Aaahhhhhhh-
ぴしゃっ SFX: Quickly closing a window.
バカッ Stupid.
変態ッ Pervert-.
な。。。 何事。。。? Note: Wh...What was that...?
しゃっ SFX: Whoosh.
大樹ーッ Hiroki-
え。。。 Huh...
ちょ。。。 Hey...
ア・ン・タ・ねーッ Y O U -
がっ SFX: Impact.
あ。。。 Ah...
ひえええええ!? Aghhhhh!?
ドカーッ SFX: Bump into something fairly roughly.
なー Wh-
ぐえっ Gwa-
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うぁ。。。 Uah...
こっ。。。 Th...
この体勢わー This position-
何かすげー柔らかくて暖かいしー It's something amazing. She's soft and warm-
ジャンプーの甘い香りが。。。 Her sweet scent brought by her jumping over...
ドクン ドクン SFX: Heavy heart thump.
ドクン Sfx: Heavy heart thump
とにかく Anyway.
離れ。。。 I should separate...
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へ? Huh?
むに SFX: Grope.
え? Huh?
はわ。。。 Ha wa...
はわわ。。。 Ha wa wa...
え。。。 Uh...
えーと U-m.
や。。。柔らかいんだな。。。 They're... so soft.
むにん SFX: Grope.
小さくても意外と。。。 Even though they're unexpectedly small...
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ば。。。 St...
タンッ SFX: Turn.
え!? Huh!?
ドガーッ SFX: Big impact.
ばかーッ Stupid-
トキュッ SFX: Liquid noise.
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み。。。 Th...
見事な膝蹴り。。。 That was a magnificent knee kick...
ムーンサルトニードロップと A moonsault knee drop.* *Type of somersault.
名づけよう。。。 To correctly name it...
バカッ Stupid.
スケベ! Perv!
知らないッ I just don't know what to say-
あ。。。 Ah...
チョカー That choker necklace.
着けてる。。。の。。。かぁ。。。 She's...wearing...it.
わき わき SFX: Excitement.
だから。。。博士の思う壺なんだって!! So...it played out just as the doctor expected it would!!
わしゃ わしゃ SFX: Scratch scratch.
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ハッハッハ Ha ha ha.
警戒しても無駄じゃというのに Even if you're careful, it's useless.
はい 博士の思惑通りかと Yes, but did it go as you expected it would.
うむ Yes.
カッ カッ SFX: Footsteps.
じゃが 幼なじみはツンデレだけとは限らんぞ However, a childhood friend isn't limited to only to being tsundere .
こんなのはまだまだ序の口じゃわい This is only the beginning. There is much more planned.
カッ Sfx: Footsteps
楽しみに待っとれよ Look forward to it.
これからますます面白い事が起こるんじゃからのぅ Because from now on, more and more interesting things are going to happen.
(Note from author)
(大樹の受難は続くのでした!!というか、羨ましいぞ!!) Note from author: Hiroki's agony continued!! Or should I say rather , I'm so jealous!!
(おわり - ご意見、ご感想お待ちしております!!) Note from author: The End. I look forward to your opinions and impressions!!
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