Kanpachi 3

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さすがナギ様！！寝てる姿もちょうセクシー As one would expect from Nagi-sama!! She's super sexy even while sleeping.

くかー SFX: Zzz.

ボリ　ボリ SFX: Scratch scratch.

プス　SFX: Snoring.

ポリ　ポリ SFX: Scratch Scratch.

かんぱち　Crazy Seriola Dumerilli Kanpachi: Crazy Seriola Dumerilli

第３幕 Chapter 3

原作：武梨えり Original Work: Eri Takenashi.

漫画：結城心一 Manga: Shinichi Yuuki.

。。。。。。こうやって見ると本当の姉妹みたいだね ......If you look at them like this, they really seem like sisters.

プスー　SFX: Snoring.

くかー SFX: Zzz.

うん Yeah.

本当に似てるよなぁ They really do resemble each other.

俺なんかときどき I sometimes have trouble because-

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見分けつかなくなることあるよ -There is something that's becoming hard in which to tell them apart.

あーわかる　わか。。。 Yeah- I know what you mean. I kn...

えっ　わからない Huh- I don't know what you mean.

今は背たけでなんとか Currently, it's their height somehow or other.

ニ、ナがナギ Name's Nagi.

ニ、ナがパチ Name's Pachi.

区別ついてるけど There is a distinction but-

同じ背たけになったらわかんないかもなっ If they became the same height, I might not be able to tell them apart.

ジリ　ジリ SFX: Sun slowly working its way into something.

ジリ　ジリ　SFX: Sun slowly working its way into something.

ムク　ムク　ムク　ムク SFX: Getting up twitch.

私もう帰るけど　 I'm back already-

持ってきたホヤ　今日中に食べるのよー？ I brought some Ascidians. Are we going to eat before the day's over-?

わかったー I got it-.

背たけだけなんだ。。。 It's just their height...

判断基準って For distinction criteria.

バタン SFX: Door closing.

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美術的センスとかがアレだってことはわかってるし　I know that Jin's artistic sense is not so good.

周囲があまりよく見えてない子ってこともわかってるけど And that he can't see his surroundings very well, but.

ひょっとすると仁が見えてる世界は私たちとは違うんじゃないかと Perhaps the world Jin is seeing is different from ours.

心配になってしまう私つぐみ１５才です。 This has worried my 15-year old self.

うっ。。。うわぁあああぁあぁー！！ U-... Uwaaaaaaaa-!!

ビリ　ビリ　ビリ SFX: Rattle.

ビクッ SFX: Surprise.

ど　どうしたの仁！？ Wh- what's wrong Jin!?

バンッ SFX: Sudden movement.

ホヤ！？　ホヤがシオシオになっちゃったのね！？ The ascidian!? The ascidian became withered, right!?

大丈夫よ　ホヤは揉むとパンパンにふくれるから It's alright. If you rub the ascidian, it will bulge out again.

ガラッ SFX: Rattle.

心配しなくていいから You don't have to worry.

。。。た大変だつぐみ。。。 ...It- It's bad, Tsugumi...

ナギが。。。 Nagi...

ちょっと目を離したスキに。。。 I let her out of my sight for a moment...

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二人に。。。　There's two...

え　えぇっ H- huhh-

うーん　うーん SFX: Ungh.

プスー SFX: Snoring.

私何をどこからツッコんだらいいの！？ What should I say first!?

ほら仁 Look Jin.

よく見て　ちゃんと見て Look good. Look real good.

うん Yeah.

こっちが。。。ナギで This is...Nagi.

そうそう Right right.

こっちも　ナギ This is also Nagi.

違う！！ No!!

こっちはパチさん！！ This is Pachi!!

だって背たけ同じになったら　普通　見分けつかないじゃん That's why I said if they became the same height. You wouldn't be able to distinguish them in general.

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普通はつくの！！ In general, you can distinguish them!!

頭身とかおかしいでしょ！？ Her head and body are a little strange don't you think!?

。。。普段から ...On a routine basis-

アホの子だとは思っておったが I thought he was a stupid kid but-

まさかここまでとは。。。 To think it would go this far...

さめざめ SFX: Sorrow.

そもそもどうして急に大きくなったの？ How did you suddenly get so big in the first place?

ウム Okay, I'll explain.

朝からずっとねながら陽にアタタメられておったら While I was sleeping this morning, I was being heated by the sun the entire time.

いつのまにやらカラだがこんなに熱膨張 Before I knew it, my body became like this due to thermal expansion.

ねるコは育つのジャ The growth of a sleeping child.

変わった体質なのね Your build sure has changed, huh.

ーだって水色髪で変な人間なんて他にいないだろ？ However, there aren't any other strange people with light blue hair, right?

見間違うのもしょうがないと思うんだけど So I guess it can't be helped mistaking you two for each other but.

なるほどのう I see.

プ SFX: Blowing air.

ならば実験じゃ In that case, let's experiment.

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水色ふうせんにハチマキ　Headband on a light blue balloon.

。。。。。。っと　危ない危ない ......This- -is risky.

お前がナギだろ You're Nagi, right.

一瞬でも躊躇した時点でありえんわ It'll be impossible if you hesitated even for a moment.

どうしようつぐみ。。。 What should I do Tsugumi...

仁が妾を「自分と同じ背たけの水色と白で構成された記号」としてしか認識してないことが判明してしまうだ。。。 This completely confirms that Jin only recognizes me as a "symbol composed of light blue and white qualities that is the same height"...

そ　そんなことないと思う I- I don't think that's true.

ない。。。と思うけど It's not true...I think but.

そのうち水色で描かれた鳥居マークまで妾と見間違えるようになるに違いない。。。 No doubt even a Shinto shrine archway mark drawn in light blue will be mistaken with me eventually...

な　なんだよ　みんなでバカにして！！ Wh- What is going on. Everyone is making a fool out of me.

そこまで俺の目が節穴なわけないだろ！？ As if I'm oblivious, right!?

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フフフ　ならば Ha ha ha. In that case.

ヨーレ　ローレ　ロヒホー Yodel-Le-He-Hoo!

ぐる　ぐる SFX: Spin.

これでどっちがナギかパチかわかるまい With this, you probably won't be to tell which is Nagi and which is Pachi.

ハァ　ハァ SFX: Pant.

ぜェ　ぜェ SFX: Gasp.

ヌウッ　卑怯な！！ So suddenly, that's unfair!!

ねぇこれなんの対決？ Hey, what kind of showdown is this?

。。。。。。えーと ......U-m.

こっちがパチで This is Pachi.

こっちがナギ This is Nagi.

あれ？実にあっさりと Huh? You answered so easily.

どうして急に？ How come you were so quick to answer?

だって。。。 Because...

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ぽよーん　SFX: Bounce.

急に運動したのでカラダがアッタまって中の空気がふくれたのジャ Since I moved so quickly, my body heated up and the air inside expanded.

ゆっさ　ゆっさ SFX: Shake shake.

イヤァン Um- ah-.

ナギの胸が大きいだなんて Nagi's chest being so big.

ありえないもんなっ Such a thing would be highly unlikely.

スゥッ SFX: Slow movement.

(Closing Note)
まぁ、ありえないっスもんね。 Well, it would be highly unlikely, right.

おーい　ナギ入れてくれー He-y Nagi. Let me in-.

ドン　ドン SFX: Bang bang.

パチさんはまた逃げちゃうし。。。 Pachi ran away among other things...

いろいろ仁が悪いよ Jin, you're the one to blame for this.

妾のも揉んだら If I also rub mine.

パンパンにふくれんかのう Will they bulge as well, I wonder.

ホヤ Ascidian.

(End of Chapter 3)