Kanpachi 6

Here's the scanslation: http://tateyakusha.blogspot.com/

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魔法少女　ロリッ子キューティー Magical girl. Loliko Cutie.

悪は　根こそぎ許さない！！ I will not permit any evil!!

根こそぎいくよ　ニセキューティー！！ Let's go defeat them all, Imitation Cutie!!

うん！！ Yeah!!

ロリッキュ　 Lolikkyuu

ドォ SFX: Boom.

大爆発ー！！ Great Explosion!!

ー妾も -For me too

根こそぎ基本に　立ち返らねばならぬ時が来たのやもしれん Maybe the time has come where all things must get back to the basics.

かんぱち　Crazy seriola Dumerili Kanpachi: Crazy Seriola Dumerili

弟６幕 Chapter 6

原作：武梨えり Original Work: Eri Takenashi.

漫画：結城心一 Manga: Shinichi Yuuki.

いつになくシリアス。。。。 Unusually serious....

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愛と正義の名の下に　In the name of love and justice.

ブルン　ブルン　ブルン　ブルン SFX: Shake.

くらえー　マジカル　ファニーストーン！！ Take this- Magical Funny Stone!!

思い返せば　こお番組がきっかけだったのじゃ Looking back, this show was motivation.

それを妾は忘れておった I had forgotten this.

はぁぁぁぁぁっ Haaaaaa-

それを戦隊だ　なんだのと　浮かれてしまうて What was it about this squad that made me happy.

妾は恥ずかしい。。。 I feel ashamed...

と　いうわけで So, this means.

キューティーも二人に増えたということで Since the number of cuties increased to two people.

ピキュ
　ィィン SFX: Flash.

妾もパートナーを見つけて人気回復を図ろうかと I too shall find a partner to help recover my popularity.

戦隊作るのと何がどう違うんだよ How is that different from creating a squad.

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二人なのだから　戦隊とは違かろう　Since there's just two people, it's different from a squad, right.

将来的に４－５人に増やすつもりじゃが Sometime in the near future, I intend to increase the number of people to 4-5, but.

ナ　ナギ様 Na- Nagi-sama.

だからそれの何が違うんだよ So what's so different about that then.

ナギ様 Nagi-sama.

。。。ぜ　ぜひワラワを　 ...By- By all means, I would-

もじ　もじ SFX: Shyness.

パートナーに。。。。。。 Partner......

だから　それは　別世界からやってきた　謎の生物ポジションと言ってるであろう So, about that. I guess I saying you're in a position of a mysterious creature that came from a different world.

この世界の住人ですらナイ But I'm not even an inhabitant of this world.

ーしかしパチには　感謝せぬばならんの -However, I have to thank you Pachi.

まさか　そちのおかげで　シオミレンジャーの人気が下がるとは To think, thanks to you, dropping the popularity of the Shiomi Rangers and all.

「アクションシーンのたび　ブルーの形が歪んで子共が泣く」　「画面のスミでずっとウネウネ動いてて精神が不安定になる」　「なんかブルーが生臭そうでイヤ」　とか苦情が来たんだっけ Weren't the complaints that came in such as: "Children crying because the blue figure was distorted at each action scene," "losing one's mental instability from the continuous zigzag movement in the corner of the screen," and "the blue one having an seemingly unpleasant fishy smell."

照れるのジャ How flattering.

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ーとはいえ　すぐに人気が戻ってくるわけでもないしの -Although, it's not like popularity will return right away.

パートナーとして　ついでにケガレ退治もできるものというとー I should incidentally be able to exterminate impurities while serving my role as a partner-.

気は進まんが。。。 Though I'm disinclined to do so...

はぁ？ Huh-?

どうしてこの私が　姉さまのパートナーにならなきゃいけないんです Why me. Why must I become your partner.

この前は　そちも妾が戦隊に参加したであろうが！！ Didn't you just participate in my squad recently!!

あれは汐見の神に対抗するため　仕方なくやったことですもん That was for the sake of opposing the Shiomi deity. It was something that couldn't have been helped.

ナギ様をタスケルと思ってー I think this will help Nagi-sama-.

ずり SFX: Drag.

キャァァアアアア Aghhhhhh.

あなたといっしょにいるとこ見られると私の人気も下がるんですよ！！ If I'm seen with you, my popularity will drop as well!!

し　し Shoo shoo.

このまま　寄生して3人目の人格にナッテやってもいいんジャぞー Like this, isn't it alright for me to be parasitic and become the third personality of the group.

イヤー No-

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のしイカにされてしまったのジャ　I was flattened like a squid.

ズズズ SFX: Vigorous motion.

そちの場合はのしウオじゃろう In your case, you're flattened like a fish.

あやつは武闘派ゆえ　腕っぷしの強さを期待して頼んでんじゃろうがのう Because she is someone that uses force, I asked her in hope of her having great strength but.

技の１号力の２号みたいな It seems she's number one with technique and number two with power.

先に言ってくれたらウレしかったのデズが I would have been glad if you told me that earlier.

次の日 The next day.

えっ Huh-

ナギさんがアイドル的な意味でパートナーを探してる？ Nagi is searching for a partner with an idol sense?

ざんげちゃんには断られたの？ She was refused by Zange-chan?

うん Yeah.

こないだ戦隊に誘われたしー And she was just invited to the squad the other day-.

やっぱり次は私？ As I thought, I'm next?

ドキ　ドキ SFX: Heart beat.

ど　どうしよう　私　ちょっとカワイイだけの普通の女の子なのにー Wh- what should I do. Even so, I'm a regular girl who's just a little cute.

そんな迷うことはなかろ？ This isn't something you should be so perplexed about, you know?

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ま　待って　私がアイドルだなんてそんなー　W- wait. Me being an idol. Such a-

そんなこと言わずお願いじゃ　柴乃　 Come on, please. Shino.

ーでもやっぱり -But still.

お断りさせていただきますわ I have to decline.

カァァァァ SFX: Blush.

なぜじゃ！！別にみゅうたっちと対立する活動ではないというのに Why!! It's not like it's an activity that is going to conflict with Myuu-chan and them.

私の家には女子はアイドル活動をするなという家訓がありまして In my family, women don't do idol activities. There are certain family precepts.

何より Above all.

このようなセクハラまがいのことをさせられるお仕事は。。。 Making someone do work that is similar to sexual harassment...

雨やどり　雨やどり Taking shelter from the rain.

パチ Pachi.

なぜじゃ！！　なぜ昨日から妾の邪魔をする Why!! Why have you been interfering since yesterday.

そこまでして妾のパートナーになりたいのか！！ To go that far because you want to become my partner!!

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。。。。。。。。。イエ。。。えーと　　.........No...u-m.

ロリッ子キューティーをサンコウにしたのであれば。。。 If we took reference from Loliko Cutie...

パートナーも細いタイケイの人がイイと思ったのデ。。。 It would be good if you're partner also had a slender figure...

なるほど一理あるのう I see. You have a point.

パチ　パチ Pachi. Pachi.

ざんげちゃんや柴乃先輩が　となりに立つと　ナギの胸のなさが　目立つからって　気を遣ったんだろ？ If Zange-chan and Shino-senpai stand next to her, Nagi's lack of a chest would stand out. Wouldn't you have to take that into consideration?

お前意外と優しいところあるんだな You surprisingly have soft spots in your personality you know.

アイドルとなると人前で歌うこともあるわけですし。。。 As far as idols are concerned, they have to sing in public among other things...

細身で歌の上手い人材と言えばー　Speaking of a talented slender person who can sing-

ほら　 Hey.

ゴッ SFX: Whack.

私は目が開くのでダメですが I can't because I can open my eyes but.

あ Ah.

数日後 Several days later.

ナギ様新ユニット関係者専用おひろめ会　部外者　立入禁止ー Nagi-sama's new unit authorized personal use debut assembly. Outsiders prohibited-.

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ジャ　ン SFX: Ta-da.

(TITLE)
アリだと思った俺は貴子ファン。（担） I thought they were ants. I'm a Takako fan. (Support).

ないわー No-

ない。。。よな？ No...you know?

ちょ　ちょっと　みんな　「ない」ってどーいう意味よ！？ H- hey. What does everyone mean by "no"!?

ないですね　No.

ないですわ No.

ないな No.

ない。。。かも No...maybe.

ないのジャ No.

ないかのう No, perhaps.

ちょっと Hey.

パートナー計画は結局お蔵入りになったという That is how the partner plan eventually became shelved.