Kanpachi 10

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青い水着！！　A blue swimsuit!!

輝く大根！！ A shining radish*!! *Used as a euphemism for someone who has fat legs.

第１回 First

チキチキ Annual

プール開き例祭ー！！ Pool opening celebration-!!

スク水ＶＳ（たい）旧スク水 Current school swimsuit Vs. old school swimsuit.

KANPACHI かんぱち　Crazy Seriola Dumerili

第１０幕 Chapter 10

原作：武梨えり　Original Work: Eri Takenashi.

漫画：結城心一 Manga: Shinichi Yuuki.

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大根？ Radish?

大根ってなんのこと？ What do you mean by radish?

ーまさか　その学校に To think, at this school.

こんな神事が残っておったとはのう Such Shinto rituals still remained, you know.

ガタ　ガタ ガタ　 SFX: Shake.

消毒槽 Body sterilization.

ザァァァァァァ SFX: Rain like sound.

ガタ ガタ ガタ SFX: Shake.

シャワー Shower.

まさか　神の身で禊ぎをすることになろうとは。。。 To think it would come down to a purification ceremony for this divine body...

氏子は　こんな辛い思いをしてたんじゃのう。。。 I didn't know that shrine parishoners had such bitter feelings...

ブルッ SFX: Shake.

姉さま　違いますから Nagi, you're wrong.

プール開き例祭ー The pool opening celebration-

それは This.

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シュゥゥゥゥゥ　SFX: Sizzle.

プールで魚の開き食べる祭 A celebration of eating dried fish poolside.

シュゥゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

きゃあ Aghh.

ホドよく熱せられたコンクリの上で　魚が焼けるシクミなのジャ So this is a mechanism that can cook fish at just the right heat above concrete.

シュゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

なかなか美味しいのう　It tastes quite delicious, you know.

汐見の神が何をカンチガイしたかクール宅配便で魚送ってきてのぅ What sort of misunderstanding the Shiomi Deity made turned out to be a perishable home delivery service that sent fish.

シュゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

しかも　ヒモノをたくさん Moreover, there is a lot of dried fish.

あなた的には魚　食べるのいいんですか Someone like you is alright with eating fish.

同じ魚類として As the same type of fish.

これが本当のプールの開き。。。 This is a true pool opening...

シュゥゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

はじめてできた。。。うれしいな I am able to do this for the first time...I'm delighted.

一緒にお魚食べたりお魚焼いたり。。。。。。 We did things like eat fish together and cook fish together......

ーって -What.

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ちがーう！！　This is wrong-!!

えっ！？ Huh-!?

プール開きってのはこんな魚臭くなくなんというかスク水だらけじゃなきゃダメのよ A pool opening should be full of people in their school swimsuits and not filled with the smell of fish.

そう。。。だったんですか Was...that it.

知らんかったのう I had no idea, you know.

ぱく　ぱく SFX: Munch.

それ以上食べないで！！ Don't eat anymore!!

シュゥゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

ざんげは変わったモノがスキジャのう Zange likes odd things.

シュゥゥゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

なにもかもがちがう Just about everything is wrong.

いけない　このままじゃ。。。これでは　ここで No, as it is...this, here.

チッ *Tch-*

私の悩ましいボディーと　姉さまの貧相ボディーを　比べて　一気に姉さまの人気を横取りする計画が。。。 Comparing my seductive body with Nagi's scrawny body. The plan of usurping Nagi's popularity in one fell swoop...

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ー確かに言われてみれば　-Certainly now that you mention it.

くん　くん SFX: Sniff.

体が少々魚臭いの My body smells a little like fish.

これは　洗わんといかんな I must wash it off.

プカ　プカ SFX: Wave motion.

あッ！？　いつも間にか姉さまがプールに Ah-!? Before I knew, Nagi went in.

プカ プカ SFX: Wave motion.

これは。。。チャンス！ This...is my chance!

運痴な姉さまは　浮くことはできても　まともに泳げないはず Even if nonathletic Nagi is able to float, I honestly don't expect her to be able to swim.

ここで私が華麗な泳ぎをみんなに見つければ If my magnificent swimming is detected by everyone here.

・ナギは木なので浮きます ・Since Nagi is a tree, she can float.

って　え！？ Wh- Huh!?

すぅーっ SFX: Slide.

えぇ！？ Huhh!?

すいーっ SFX: Smooth.

えええっ！？ Huhhh-!?

ぱっしゃーん SFX: Splash.

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ど　H-

ガーン SFX: Shock.

どうして姉さまが How can Nagi-

あんな見事な泳ぎを。。。？ swim so magnificently...?

ビタッ SFX: Stuck.

くるん SFX: Spin.

くるん SFX: Spin.

ああ　パチの仕業なのね Ahh... This is Pachi's doing, you know.

ポーン SFX: Appear.

うわー　ナギ様すげーっ Uwa-. Nagi is amazing.

自分に何か起こってるかわけてない Doesn't understand what is going on herself.

フフフ　ミナの者　ワラワとナギ様の Ha ha ha. It's nice that everybody-

ゴホホホホ SFX: Cough.

カレイなる水上の舞をとくと楽しむとよいのジャ is fully enjoying my and Nagi's great aquatic dance.

これでは　私が華麗に泳いだ程度じゃオーディエンスの心はつかめない With this, because of that amount of splendor swimming, I won't be able to capture the heart of the audience.

何かあれよりもっと　インパクトのあることをやらないと。。。 I must do something that has more impact than what she just did...

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あの。。。先生？　このコンテナ（？）はいったい。。。Um...teacher? What's with this container...

あぁ　それェー？ Ahh, that-?

なんか汐見市から急に送られてきたのよねェー Something suddenly came from Shiomi City-.

大っきくて　動かせないから　そのままにしてるんだけどォー Since it was big and I couldn't move it, I left it as is-.

これを使えばー If I use this-.

あ。。。 U...

あのー。。。Um-...

み　みなさん。。。。。。 E- everyone.......

？　あれ　白亜？ ? Huh, Hakua?

危ないよー　そんな所登ったら That's dangerous, you know-. Climbing such a place.

キャっ Agh-.

びんっ SFX: Sudden approach.

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はぁッ　Huh-

どばしゃぁ SFX: Big splash.

シャチだー！！？ A killer whale-!!?

ぺとっ SFX: Stick.

ちょうどいい奴がいたから乗っ取ってやったわよ Since there was just the right thing, we have surpassed Nagi.

これくらいインパクトあれば。。。ってあれ？ If there is this much impact...Wh- huh?

うわー　キャー Uwa- Agh-

最後まで読者サービスでしたね There was fan service until the very end, right.

ばっ SFX: Whoosh.

確かにインパクトはあったけど　このイベントで一番人気になったのは　There certainly was impact, but this event became the most popular.

みんなァー Everyone-

早く逃げるのよー Quickly get away-.

身を呈して　生徒を守った　毒蠍先生でした Dokusasori-sensei sacrificed his body and protected the students.