Kanpachi 17

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制　Uni-

服！！ form!!

かんぱち　KANPACHI Crazy Seriola Dumerili

原作：武梨えり Original Work: Eri Takenashi

漫画：結城心一 Manga: Shinichi Yuuki

第17幕 Chapter 17

よ、よく。。。　お似合い。。。ですよ。 It-,it...looks good...on you.

世界セイフクセーラー服！ World conquest sailor uniform!* *She makes a pun using "seifuku," which depending on how it is written, can mean "uniform" or "conquest."

でぃすいず　女子生徒ジャー！！ This is a high school girl!!

セーラー服でないからの It's not a sailor uniform.

学校に来るときいつもの服だと何かと目立ちますでしょ？ If she comes to school, her usual clothes would stand out one way or another, right?

私のおさがりでよかったらー I hope she likes my old uniform-.

私の家の住み込み仕立て職人の蛇野目さんに仕立て直してもらったからサイズもピッタリですわ My family hired tailor, Janome-san, adjusted the size exactly.

。。。すごいですよね先輩の家 ...That's amazing, senpai.

これで普通の生徒にまぎれて学校でも過ごせますわね With this, you'll be able to blend in at school as a normal student.

ありがとうなのジャ紫乃 Thank you Shino.

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えっ　Huh-.

ーいや　それはさすがに無理あるんじゃ。。。 Ah... but don't you think it's impossible to do that...

確かにナギ様のときのように正式に生徒として編入というのは無理があると思いますけど Certainly it'll be impossible for Pachi to be officially enrolled as a student in the same fashion as Nagi.

いえ　あの　そういうことじゃなくて No, um. That's not it.

でも　これでもやはり女子生徒というには背が小さすぎるのう But even so, as I thought, she's too short for a high school girl.

少し体のばしてもいたらどうじゃ How about I stretch her body out a little.

ぬー SFX: Stretch.

パンツ丸見えはダメだろ Won't it be bad for her underwear to be completely visible.

えっ Huh-.

ともかく　パチたんがこれまでより学校に来やすくなったってことよね！！ Anyway, it's been easier for Pachi-tan to come to school than ever before!!

改めてようこそ我らが学び舎へ！！ Let me once again welcome you to our school!!

えっ Ah-.

あれっ Huh-.

あのっ Um-.

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ー冷静に考えてみると。。。　If I calmly think about it...

パチさんって Pachi-san-

普通の人じゃない isn't a normal person.

。。。ような気が。。。 ...Is what I feel...

背が小さいって言っても尋常じゃない小ささだし Even if I say she's short, she is uncannily small.

体もよくのびるし And her body can really stretch out.

髪にはヒレみたいなのついてるし Plus, the back of her hair is like a fillet.

そういえば前も陽に暖められて体が大きくふくれてたし。。。。。。 Come to think of it, she was warmed up by the sun and her body became big and swollen before......

だ N-

ダメよ　つぐみ知り合いを　そんな珍獣か何かみたいに。。。。。。 N- no. I shouldn't think of my friend as a peculiar animal or something...

もぉ。。。仁君のことばっかりねつぐみはー Agh...You're just thinking about Jin-kun, huh Tsugumi-

仁は珍獣じゃないよ！？ Jin is not a peculiar animal! Didn't you know?

ばっ SFX: Sudden movement.

いやー No, it's-

つぐみのことだから　てっきり Because it was you, I clearly thought-

仁君のことだとばかり You were just thinking about Jin-kun.

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仁も尋常じゃない小ささだけど　のびたりふくれたりはしな。。。 Jin's uncannily small too but he doesn't expand and stretch...

。。。一部分は。。。　するかも ...One part... maybe does.

何言ってるの What are you talking about.

ーあぁ　なんだパチたんの話し？ Ahh, about Pachi-tan?

ナギ様っぽくて可愛らしいよね She's like Nagi-sama and is adorable, huh.

私　あんまり詳しくないけど最近FC（ファンクラブ）とか公式HPホームページもできたって聞くし I don't know much about it but, lately I heard they created a fan club and official home page.

でもそんなに気になるほど変なところある子なの？ But is there so something so odd about her that you're worrying yourself sick?

FC？　ってことは普通の生徒もみんなパチさんを普通の女の子として見てるってこと？ Fan club? Does that mean all the regular students view Pachi-san as a regular student?

も　もしかしてパチさんがみんなの認識を狂わせる何かを体から出してるとか。。。 B- by some chance did Pachi-san produce something from her body that caused everyone's sense of recognition to go amiss...

ーだとするとそれをいつも身近で浴びてる人が一番認識を狂わされてーつまり -If that's the case, that means the people who are always close to her are affected the most- In other words.

ぐる　ぐる　ぐる SFX: Spinning.

仁が危ない！！ Jin's in danger!!

ガタッ SFX: Startle.

仁君のことばかりねつぐみはー You were just thinking about Jin-kun, huh Tsugumi-

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ポテ　ポテ SFX: Heavy footstep.

あっ　パチたんだ Ah- Pachi-tan.

セイフク似合ってるー The uniform looks good on you.

実在したんだー I didn't think you were real-.

実物はもっと小っちゃいー You're smaller than I imagined-.

。。。やっぱりみんな普通に接してる ...I knew it, everyone is treating her as normal.

変に思ってるのは私だけの。。。？ Am I the only one who thinks of her as strange...?

トショシツなる所に行きタイのジャが I would like to go to the room you call the library.

いいよー案内したげる Alright. I'll guide you there.

図書室？ Library room?

いったい何を調べる気？ What the hell does she intend to look up?

もしかしてそこに変に思われない秘密が？ By some chance is that where the secret of making people think of her not as strange lies?

図書室 Sign: Library room.

どんな本を探してるの? What sort of book are you looking for?

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イヤ。。。本ではナイ　No... It's not a book.

ココにはアノ機械が置いてアルと聞いたのジャが I heard that machine is here.

おお！ Ooh!

コピー機 Copy machine.

コレジャ　コレジャ This is it. This is it.

つぶれはさまってる She's been caught and is being flattened by the machine.

息できる？　何枚くらいコピーするの？ Can you breathe? About how many pages will you copy?

４分の１クライにシュクショウして５０枚クライお願いするのジャ Reduce it to about 1/4th the size and please make about 50 copies.

モゴ　モゴ SFX: Wiggle.

しかもまた普通に会話してるし。。。 Nevertheless, she's communicating with Pachi like the other students have...

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では次はセイトカイシツなる所へ行きタイのジャ　Well then, next I would like to go to the room you call student council.

えっ！？ Huh-!?

自らの姿をコピーした紙を生徒会室へ持ちこんで何をしようというの？ What's up with her bringing copies of herself to the student council room?

生徒会に許可もらってポスターとして学校中に貼る？ Does she intend to ask permission from student council to hang posters of herself throughout the school?

それでさらにみんなにパチさんを見慣れされることによって。。。えぇとよくわかんない In order to make everyone more familiar with Pachi-san....U-m, I have no idea.

生徒会室 Sign: Student council room.

会長は今いませんけど。。。 The student council president isn't here right now...

生徒会になんのご用ですか？ What business do you have with the student council?

ほれ。。。アノカニのハサミのようなアレはあるかの Ah... Is there that thing like a crab's claw.

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つぶれはさまり切られてる　She's been caught and was flattened and cut.

どど　どうしよう　保健室！？　いや　救急車！？ W-w what should I do. Call the school infirmary!? No, an ambulance!?

でもどうしてあの生徒会の人は平然としてるの！？ But why is that student council person so calm about it!?

パチたん大丈夫？ Pachi-tan, are you alright?

くいっ SFX: Lift.

えぇーっ Huhh-

ウッカリ刃を持つ手がスベッて頭がザンスカールするトコロだったが The handle inadvertently slipped from my hand and my head nearly became cut in half.

頭もヤワラかいのでタスかった I survived because my head is soft.

カオにもダンサできたのジャ My face became split.

さすがにちょっとビックリしちゃったー Still, you scared me a little.

。。。こんな所で何やってんだつぐみ ...What are you doing here Tsugumi.

ビクゥ SFX: Surprise.

きゃあぁ Aghh-.

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パチさんがなんか普通じゃなおのにみんな普通だと思ってて　Despite Pachi-san being not normal, everyone thinks she is.

コピー機でつぶれたりザンスカールされても普通で She got caught in the copy machine and plus she was nearly cut in half and everyone acted like it was normal.

つまりパチさんからそう思わせる何かが出てるから仁は近づいちゃダメー！！ In other words, something is coming from Pachi-san to give that impression, so you must not get near her-!!

落ちつけ　落ちついて Calm down, calm down.

ー別にパチたんが普通の子だなんて No one thinks of Pachi-tan-

誰も思ってないよ？　as a normal girl. Do you?

あ　先輩。。。 Ah, senpai...

パチたんＦＣ会則第一条！彼女の体型・体質はあまり気にしないこと Pachi-tan's fan club bylaw first prerequisite! You don't care about her figure/ build.

会則第二条！彼女も別に気にしてないので自然体で接すること Second prerequisite! Since she doesn't particularly care either, you treat her naturally.

そしてこれが大事 And this is important.

会則第三条彼女の魅力の本質はキモかわいいことである！ The third prerequisite is that her charming essence is considered repulsively cute!

以上！！ That's all!!

えぇー Huhh-

皆　ナニをやっておるのジャ？ What's everyone doing?

ガラッ SFX: Sliding door.

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これでパチたんも、いっぱしのアイドル♪　And with this, Pachi-tan has just become an idol.♪

チョウドよかった貴子 Ah Takako, just who I was looking for.

ワラワがコレ作ってみたのジャ I tried making this.

パチたんこうしきハァンクラヴかいいん　NO なまえ Paper: Pachi-tan official fan club member. Number. Name.

ナギ様のをマネてみたのジャ I tried copying Nagi-sama's.

プル　プル SFX: Shake.

ブッ　*Ahem*

こ　この前撮った写真使おうと思ってたけど I- I was going to use the picture I took before but.

こ　これ　素材にして会員証作りましょう I- I'll put this on membership certificates.

自分のファンのためにこれ作ってたのね。。。 She was making this for the sake of her fans...

こんな優しいパチさんを私ったらあんな風に見て。。。 I was looking at your gentle self in such a way...

ごめんねパチさん。。。 Please forgive me for that, Pachi-san...

それはともかくパチの公式ＨＰ見てみろよ Anyway, have a look at Pachi's official homepage.

秋葉から借りてきた　 Borrowed this from Akiba.

Screen: Collectively states posts about a weird, suspicious, reddish-brown haired girl that has been recently following Pachi.

変な子は私！？　I'm the weird girl!?