Kanpachi 25

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ただいま大流行中・・・。　Amidst a current outbreak....

ぐす *Sniff*

ぐず　ぐず *Sniff sniff*

ホラ　鼻ふけ Here. Blow your nose.

ズビーレ SFX: Blow.

ふへっ *Fuhe-*

恥ずかしい・・・ How embarrassing...

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ふへっくしょいっ *Achoo*

ホントに恥ずかしいよ Really embarrassing.

よりにもよって樹の神様が花粉症になるんなんて　Of all people, I can't believe you, a tree deity, got hay fever.

かんぱち　Crazy Seriola Dumerili

第２５幕 Chapter 25

原作：武梨えり Original work: Eri Takenashi

漫画：結城心一 Manga: Shinichi Yuuki

妾くらい高級な神になると花粉症になるのじゃ I'm such a high class deity who can get hay fever.

ズ　*Sniff*

どらえもんみたいなこと言ってる You're saying something like Doraemon would say.

カフンショウ？ Hay fever?

・・・目がかゆい ...My eyes itch.

鼻水が止まらん My nose won't stop running.

ビー SFX: Blow.

花粉によって起こるこーいったアレルギー症状のこと Allergy symptoms like this caused by pollen.

バフンウニなら知ってオルがのぅ I'm familiar with "horse dung sea urchins."

ホント恥ずか・・・ Really embarass...

へっくち *Achoo*

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なんじゃ・・・そーいうそちもかかっとる・・・ Oh...you caught it too...

ふへっぐしょいっ *Achoo*

俺は一般人だからかかるのは普通なん・・・ Since I'm a regular person, catching it is norm...

へっくち *Achoo*

へっくち *Achoo*

ふへっぐしょいっ *Achoo*

二人とも楽しソウなのジャ You two look like you're having fun.

楽しくない We're not.

うう・・・学校に・・・とういうか外に出たくないのう Uu...I don't want to go to school...rather I don't want to go outside.

鼻にティッシュ詰めたらなんぼか楽になるじゃろうか・・・ If I block my nose with a tissue, maybe it will make it somewhat easier...

ギュッ　ギュッ SFX: Squeeze.

お前一応校内アイドル扱いなんだからそーいうことすんなよ Since you're being treated as an idol within school, you can't do that.

美術室 Sign: Art room.
　　　　　　　　
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グズッ　あらーナギ様も御厨も花粉症？ *Sniff* Ah, Nagi-sama and Mikuriya have hay fever too?

グズッ グズッ グズッ *Sniff*

俺もだよ Me too.

・・・俺も ...Me too.

花粉症が流行する季節でもありませんのに・・・ And despite it not being the season in which hay fever spreads...

ええー Huh-

美術部も全員ですか？ The whole art club has it too?

グズッ *Sniff*

私のクラスもほとんどやられちゃって・・・ Nearly everyone in my has class has got it too...

ぶひゃっ SFX:

えっくちっ *Achoo*

ぶえっふ *Achoo*

くちゃん *Achoo*

かぐっちっ *Achoo*

お・・・おぉう O..ooh.

よろ　よろ SFX: Stagger.　

皆も辛そうじゃな・・・ Everyone seems to be in pain...

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そういうナギ様が一番辛そうね You seem to be the pain the most Nagi-sama.

かわいそう・・・ Poor thing...

うぅぅ Uuu.

学校来てからなぜかどんどん悪化しちゃって Why has she gradually gotten worse since coming to school.

・・でも　 ...But.

あら？ Huh?

ナギ様の近くに寄ると症状が軽くなるような気がする It feels like the symptoms ease up if you get closer to Nagi-sama.

すすす SFX: Lean.

すすす SFX: Lean.

え　 Huh.

まさか No way.

あ本当目と鼻がスーッとしてく Ah, you're right. My eyes and nose are getting better.

ナギ様は生きてる空気清浄機なのよー！！ Nagi-sama is a living air purifier-!!

そのかわりにどんどんナギがぐったりしてく But on the other hand, Nagi is rapidly getting worse.

きゃーっ Agh-

な　なんだかよくわからないけどごめんなさいナギ様！！ I- I don't know what's going on, but I'm sorry Nagi-sama!!

御厨は今すぐ家に帰ってナギ様を休ませて・・・ Mikuriya, take Nagi-sama home immediately and let her rest...

ガラっ SFX: Slide.

は Y-

はい -yes.

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ふへっぐしょいっ *Achoo*

うう・・・ Uu...

この家にも空気清浄機の導入を～ This house needs an air purifier~

グズッ グズッ　 *Sniff* *Sniff*

ぷいっ SFX: Turn.

我が家にはそんな金銭的余裕はありません！ We can't afford that!

・・・しかし季節外れに突然流行したり ...However, it's suddenly spreading out of season.

ナギに近づくと症状軽くなったり If you get closer to Nagi, the symptoms get better.

ナギだけどんどん症状重くなったり・・・ And just Nagi's symptoms rapidly get worse...

これって本当に花粉症なのか？ If this really hay fever?

そういやお前は全然平気だな Speaking of which, you're completely fine.

エラ呼吸ダカラかのう Maybe because I breathe through gills.

くぽぉ SFX: Open.

うわぁ Uwa-

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はーい　神薙町のスギノでーす He-llo, this is Sugino in Kannagi.

ぶえっくしょいっ *Achoo*

今日は町内の高校を中心に流行してる花粉症について Today, we'll be reporting together about the hay fever spreading especially around in high schools-

ゲストのざんげちゃんといっしょにレポートしてみようよ思いまーす！ -with our guest Zange-chan!

ざんげちゃんでーす！！ Zange-chan he-re!!

おざんげジャ Oh, it's Zange.

ひくちゅん！*Achoo!*

あらざんげちゃんももしかして・・・ Ah, Zange-chan, by some some chance have you too...

そうなんですよぉ昨日あたりから急に鼻がムズムズして　Yeah, my nose suddenly started to itch around yesterday or so.

私の友達もみんな似たような症状なんですぅ　All my friends also have got this kind of illness.

今日急激に被害を広げているこの花粉 It is said that this pollen which is causing extensive damage especially today-

スギなどの従来の花粉ではない新種でないかと言われているんです！-is not an usual strand of pollen such as Japanese cedar, but a new strand!

え Huh.

何 What.

新種？ A new strand?

えぇー　本当ですかぁー Huhh- Really-

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この花粉の顕微鏡写真がこれです！ This is a microphotograph of the pollen!

ぶえっくしょいっ　ちくしょうー *Achoo* Dammit-

まるで人の形にも見えるこの花粉 This pollen looks completely like a human.

専門家も始めて見る新種だとー Specialists say it is a new strand-

げほ　げほ *Cough* *Cough*

どうしましたぜんげちゃん What's wrong, Zange-chan.

それに今のくしゃみは Moreover, what was sneeze just now.

花粉が知ってる人に似て・・・いえ気のせいでした I just thought the pollen resembled someone I know...No, it was just my imagination.

くしゃみは今通ったおじいさまのですよ　That sneeze was made by the old man who passed by just now.

それではざんげちゃんといっしょに明日のお天気ー Well then, let's report today's weather together-

プチッ SFX: Pop.

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お前か発生源 You're the source of the outbreak.

ギッ　ギッ　ギッ SFX: Clench.

聞いて　聞いてホシイ Listen- listen.

ギッ ギッ SFX: Clench.

アレは恐らくワラワのフィギュア That was most likely my figurine.

・・・もとい分身霊 ...Rather, my spiritual alter ego.

いま　オモエば先日だったフィギュアはワラワの分身だったのジャ　I've realized now that the figure I picked up the other day was my spiritual alter ego.

オドロイたであろ　You're probably surprised.

知ってるよ I know about it.

第２１・２２幕参照 Chapters 21-22 reference.

イツのまにやらサラに細かくなって町内に飛び散ったんジャろうのぅ They unnoticingly became smaller and smaller and most likely scattered around town.

そいつらが花粉まがいのことしてると・・・ So in other words, does that mean they're acting as imitation pollen...

てことは一応お前本体なんだだろう？ Rather, you're the main body, right?

分身霊たちに命令してやめさせることできないのか？ Can't you order them to stop?

ワラワ（分身霊）にとってワラワは・・・ To them, I-

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学級委員程度の立場シカないからのぅ　-am just their class representative.

立場弱い本体 What a weak main body.

シカシ正体がワカれば対処は簡単ジャ But now that we know what they are, it's easy to deal with them.

・・・そうジャな ...That's it.

マズは紫乃に連絡トッテもらおうかの First, let's contact Shino.

あら　パチたん Ah, Pachi-tan.

ええ　はい Huh- Yeah.

まぁ　それをそんなに沢山・・・？ Well, That much of them...?

すぐ用意できると思いますわ I think I can prepare it right away.

３０分後 30 minutes later.

どうも Bye.

ゴクロウさまなのジャ Good work.

え　何この Huh, what's this.

大量のマスク・・・ This large amount of masks...

金持ちキャラが一人イルと何かと便利ジャのう Having a single rich character around is somewhat convenient.

すごいよな　副部長の家 Shino's family is amazing.

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ナギ様も協力おねがいシマス Please help me out as well Nagi-sama.

ふへっ *Fuhe-*

こ　この苦しみから逃れられるならなんだってするぞ I- I would do anything to escape from this suffering.

ヨロ　ヨロ SFX: Stagger.

ではナギ様はトナリの部屋へ Well then Nagi-sama, please head in the following room.

仁は決して部屋をノゾグでないぞ Absolutely no peeking in the room, Jin.

パタン SFX: Door closing.

何する気だろ I wonder what intends on doing.

次の日 The next day.

いやー Ah-

すっきり SFX: Refreshed.

この「ナギ様ご利益マスク」本当効いたわー These "Nagi-sama Miracle Masks" were really effective.

目も鼻もあっという間にすっかり治って The symptoms affecting my nose and eyes were completely cured in a blink of an eye.

どういう理屈か解らないけど流石はナギ様＜３ I don't get the reason why but it's what you expect from Nagi-sama<3.

使ったマスクはここに返せばいいのよね I should return the used masks here, right.

はい Yes.

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ヨタ　ヨタ　SFX: Stagger.

ヨタ　ヨタ SFX: Stagger.

おーい　 He-y.

マスクの回収終わったぞー I finished collecting the masks-

みんなすっかり治ったって喜んでたよ I'm glad that everyone was thoroughly cured.

ソレはなによりジャ That is most important.

ーで -But.

妾が治るのはいつなのかのう I wonder when I will be cured.

グス　グス *Sniff* *Sniff*

ブク　ブク SFX: Bubbles.

しかも水に沈められて・・・ Moreover, I'm submerged in water...

ブク　ブク SFX: Bubbles.

もうシバシお待ちくださいなのジャ Please wait a little longer.

なんかいいにおいするけど It smells kind of good.

しかしこのマスクの効き目すごいな But this mask's effectiveness is incredible.

いったいどんな方法使ったんだ？ What sort of method did you use?

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ワラワラはあまりに細かくなると　キョクタンに知能が低くなるのジャ When they become real small, their intelligence extremely lowers.

そうなったワラワラは本能で好きなにおいの方へとムカウのジャ They will head toward their favorite smell by instinct.

「におい」？ "Smell"?

ツマリナギ様には昨日 In other words, Yesterday-

マスクの中で眠ってイタダキ I got Nagi to sleep in the middle of the masks-

体のにおいをたっぷり染みコマせてイタダイタのジャ -and her body odor fully soaked into the masks.

うぅ・・・ Uu...

カカワリのあった者たちに残ったナギ様のにおいにワラワラが引きよせられ体内に入りコンダのジャ They were attracted to people who had been around Nagi because of Nagi's scent lingered on them and they got inside their bodies.

そ SFX: Sneaky.

ソノ本能を利用し　コンドはマスクにワラワラを移動させ・・・ I used that instinct and made them move into the masks...

アトはワラワラを元にモドスだけジャ All that's left is to return them to normal.

ぱしっ SFX: Grab.

あぁっ Ahh-

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ワラワラホカン計画！！ Spiritual Alter Ego Instrumentality Project!!

どぉん SFX: Dramatic.

ばさ　ばさ SFX: Rustle.

一箇所にアツメて水気与えれば元に戻すってダケの話なんジャが I just have to gather them in one place and add moisture to them to return them back to normal.

ずもももも SFX: Loom.

うッ！！ U-!!

ずももももも SFX: Loom.

うわーっ Uwa-

これでワラワラは全部かのう With that, they should be complete.

ごメイワクおかけしましたのジャ Sorry for causing you trouble.

ぷよ　ぷよ SFX: Soft.

でもこれって水吸って水増しされた大きさなんだろ？ But, this is the inflated size when they absorb water, right?

このワラワラが最後のワラワラとは思えないのジャ・・・ I don't think this is the last we will see of them...

キリッ SFX: Serious.

そんな他人事みたい You sound like it's someone else's problem.

ぷよん SFX: Soft.

リアルの花粉症も退治してください・・・。 Please get rid of the real hay fever too....