Kanpachi 27

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また、なにやら気が付いたようです。 It seems that she has noticed something again.

・・・オモば　 ...If you think about-

つぐみはワラワに近シイ存在とイエルのぅ You could say that Tsugumi is a close being to me.

・・・なんだいきなり ...What's this now.

どこが近いんだよ How is she close.

おお Ohh.

言われてみれば確かに Certainly now that you mention it-

お互い片思いなところとかー Both of them are in unrequited loves-

えぇ　つぐみが？ Huhh Tsugumi?

誰に？ With who?

イエイエ精神的なトコロではナイのです　ナギサマ No, no. Not an emotional aspect, Nagi-sama.

そうかーつぐみが・・・ I see. Tsugumi...

いったい誰を・・・ Who...

ブッ　ブッ SFX: Mutter.

生物的なトクチョウ　－つまり A biological feature. -In other words.

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かんぱち　KANPACHI Crazy Seriola Dumerili

第２７幕 Chapter 27

原作：武梨えり Original work: Eri Takenashi

漫画：結城心一 Manga: Shinichi Yuuki

このエラが・・・These gills...

エラ！？ Gills!?

オソラくつぐみは両生類 Tsugumi most likely is an amphibian.

神でもナイのに地上でもエラでガンバってるのはたいしたものジャ Despite not being a deity, she can survive on land with gills which is quite something.

・・・あー・・・なるほど ...Ah-... I see.

ホントウのつぐみのスガタ Tsugumi's true shape.

ソウゾウズ Imagination drawing.

エラかどうかはともかくー Whether they are gills or not-

確かにつぐみのアレは気になるの -They certainly concern me.

仁は何か知っておるか Jin, do you know something?

つぐみの好きな相手は俺　わかんない I don't know who she loves.

・・・いや　そっちではのうて ...No, that is not what I'm asking about.

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・・・ああ　なんだ ...Ah, oh.

つぐみのアレのことか Tsugumi's things.

少なくとも昔からあんなんだったぞ At least, they have been like that way for a long time.

幼つぐみ Young Tsugumi.

ホラやっぱり See, as I thought.

何がやっぱりじゃ What is as you thought.

ーどうしてコンな話をしたかとイウと The reason why I am telling you this-

少し前にテレビでコンなニュースを見たからなのジャ　 -is that I saw news like this on t.v. a little while ago.

つぐみの仲間タチが食用にされてオイシそうに食べられてイル様をー Tsugumi's kind were served as food and sadly were zestfully eaten-

ウーパールーパー丼 Axolotl rice bowl.

仲間かどうかはともかくー Whether or not they were her kind-

アレはちと　かわいそうじゃったの It was a little sad to see.

つぐみはモシ同じコトをサレたらと思うトー If I think about the same thing happening to Tsugumi-

じっるっ SFX: Drooling.

あれ　何かリアクションおかしい Huh, what a strange reaction.

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つぐみ丼 Tsugumi rice bowl.

ドキッ SFX: Surprise.

青葉家親子丼 Aoba chicken and egg rice bowl.

やめてよ想像するから Stop, I'm imagining it.

イザ　征かん　青葉家へ！！ Now, to the Aoba household!!

ザシャマッ SFX: Dramatic.

待て　 Wait.

行って何する気だ　お前 What do you intend to do when you get there.

行かせないぞ I won't let you go.

ぎゅみっ SFX: Squeeze.

にっるん　SFX: Slip.

ノンストップワラワジャ You can't stop me.

あいつ　つぐみを食材か何かと思い込んでる！！ She's convinced that Tsugumi is an ingredient or something!!

ナギからも何か言ってやってくれよ！ Say something to her too!

そうさのう You're right.

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パチ　パチ Pachi. Pachi.

にゃーん SFX: Meow.

ど・・・　どうされましたかナギ様 W... what's the matter, Nagi-sama.

大丈夫デスか Are you okay.

うわぁ・・・ Uwaa...

普通に引くな普通に Don't be so openly afraid.

そちはネコを知っておるか Do you know about cats?

サメにしてはオトナシい・・・ Well for sharks, they're gentle...

それはネコザメじゃ That is a bullhead shark.* *(Lit: Cat shark).

そのネコの特徴がこの顔の横の That cat's feature on the side of it's face is-

長いのヒゲ！！ Long whiskers!!

つまり　つぐみのアレはエラなどではなく In other words, Tsugumi's things aren't gills.

ヒゲだということじゃ！！ They are whiskers!!

なるほどヒゲ・・・ I see, whiskers...

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ドジョウにもありマスよねヒゲ Whiskers are also on a weatherfish, right.

あれっ Huh-

柳川鍋トカおいしいデスよね Weatherfish nabe is tasty right.

あれれっ Huh huh-

つぐみ鍋 Tsugumi nabe.

説得は無理じゃったニャン I couldn't persuade her, meow.

コスプレまでしておいてあっさりあきらめんなよ You went as far as to cosplay, don't give up so easily.

つーか　お前なんでそんなにつぐみ食べんのに執着してるんだ Rather, what are you so fixated on eating Tsugumi.

モジ　モジ SFX: Shyness.

エラのコトにキヅイた時に再確認シタのジャが・・・ I double checked when I found the gills but...

ジツはワラワ以前からー To be honest, for a long time-

つぐみは肉付きヨクてぷくぷくしてて I thought Tsugumi was well-rounded and plump.

ナンカおいしそうダナァってオモってて・・・ And I thought she seemed delicious...

あー・・・うん Ah- Yeah.

そこは否定できんな I can't deny that.

なるほど！ I see!

ニャン！ SFX: Meow!

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つまりパチにつぐみはおいしくなさそうなー　むしろ食べられない物として認識させればよいということじゃニャン！ In other words, all we have to do is to make Pachi perceive Tsugumi as not delicious, rather, as inedible, meow!

そうか！ Ah!

よし！　パチ　そこへ直れ Alright! Pachi, stand up straight.

これからお前のつぐみに対する認識を改めさせてやる From here on, we'll make change how you perceive Tsugumi.

ピンポーン SFX: Ding Dong.

仁ー Is Jin-

いるー？ -here-?

・・・どうしたのパチさん ...What's wrong, Pachi-san.

・・・ワラワはソチのコトをカンチガイしておった ...I had the wrong idea about you.

・・・まさかソチのソレがー I wouldn't have thought those things-

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バッカルコーンだったトハ・・・ Were buccal cones...

クリオネは頭から６本触手（バッカルコーン）を伸ばし相手の体液を吸う A clione has six buccal cones (tentacles) that extend from it's head. They absorb body fluids from other animals.

バッカル！？ Buccal!?

そのウエつぐみの体液はアンモニアがたくさんフクマレて In addition, your body fluids are comprised mainly of ammonia.

体のアブラは消化できずにゲリをおこすー Without digesting body oil, you will get diarrhea-

ーと　仁たちがオシエてくれたのジャ -That is what they taught me.

食べられナクて残念ジャ It's unfortunate that I can't eat you.

ガラ SFX: Sliding door.

あ　なんだ　つぐみ来てたのか Ah, Tsugumi you're here.

・・・せっかくママと私で仁たちのために夕食作ってきたのに ...And after me and mother went through the trouble of making dinner for you guys.

パチさんに私悪口ふきこんでるなんて・・・ To think you would be badmouthing me to Pachi...

仁のバカぁ！！ Jin you idiot!!

だっ SFX: Dash.

せっかくパチに狙われなくなったってのに・・・ And after I went through the trouble of making Pachi not eat you...

何怒ってんだつぐみの奴 Why are you so mad, Tsugumi.

ガラッ SFX: Slide.

何か置いてイッタのジャ She left something behind.

親子丼 Chicken and egg rice bowl.

クリオネがこんなに恐ろしい生き物だったなんて・・・。 I didn't think a clione was such a frightening animal....