Enma Gavel Oneshot : Enma Gavel

Enma Gavel
Translation by: Sutsuki Azuki

Pg 01 (Cover)

無法の輩は
With these hands

この手で裁くー！！
I shall judge the lawless!!

Pg 02

んははは
Enma: Nhahaha

やっぱ現世の空気はいーのぉ
Enma: Shaba* sure has a nice feel to it.

(*He means our world)

本当にお一人で大丈夫ですかっ？
???: Will you really be alright by yourself?

いいですか！？お仕事をされに行くのですよ！？
???: Will you!? You won't go without doing your job!?

この男、何モノ。。。！？
Who is this man...!?

わーっとるわワシを誰だと思っ。。。ふぉる
Enma: I know. Who do you think I a... mnom

ん？あれ。。。
???: Hm? Ooh...

ひょっとして勝手に何かそっちの物食べてませんか！？
???: Don't tell me you're suddenly eating the food of that world!?

やっぱり遊ぶ気でしょう！？いいですかっアナタ様はっっ。。。
???: You do intend to mess around! Now see here, you're...

モジャモジャうるせーわ！ちゃんと仕事するっつーの！！
Enma: Shaddap! I'll get the job done!!

でもその前に。。。
Enma: But first...

んへへえーのぉえーのぉ
Enma: Nhehe nice, nice

生身の女子が沢山おるわ、んへへへ
Enma: So many fleshy living girls!

Pg 03

現世サイコー！
Enma: Shaba's freakin' awesome!

おはよー
Voice 1: Good morning!

おーっす
Voice 2: What's up?

そこの２人！右・頭髪違反、左・制服違反
Sousuke: You two there! On the right: Hair Violation! On the left: Uniform Violation!

はっ、はい！
Student 1: Y-yessir!

すんませんっ
Student 2: Sorry sir.

俺の名前は小野左右介
Box: My name is Ono Sousuke.

この学校の生徒会長を務めている。
Box: I'm the student council president of this school.

いいぞ、さすが小野だ
Teacher: Good job, Ono.

モットは「法を守る」
Box: My motto is “obey the rules.”

これは我が小野家の家訓でもある
Box: This is also the doctrine of the Ono household.

ありがとうございます
Sousuke: Thank you, sir!

この学校の秩序を守る！
Box: I will protect the order at this school!

後は頼んだぞ
Teacher: I'll leave the rest to you then.

はいっ！
Sousuke: Right!

それが俺の使命だ
Box: That is my mission.

だが最近この学校の中で。。。
Box: But lately at this school...

Pg 4

これやっぱヤベーよ！
Student 1: This really is bad!

何かが。。。起きている
Box: Something is... happening.

昨日はなかったのに
Student 2: It wasn't here yesterday.

一週間前から急に
Box: Suddenly a week ago,

この学校に異変が起き始めた
Box: a strange phenomenon began happening at this school.

。。。
Sousuke: …

６日前には教室の黒板に。。。
Box: Six days ago it was the blackboard...

昨日は３Fの廊下にケモノの様な爪痕が。。。
Box: And yesterday the corridor by class 3F, by something that looked like the clawmarks of a beast...

だが必ず。。。学校の秩序は俺が守る
Box: But I swear... I will protect the order of this school,

そして内申点も上げる！
Box: And earn points for my student record!

あっキミ達！校内への娯楽雑誌持ち込みは禁止だぞ！
Sousuke: Ah, you there! It's forbidden to bring magazines into school!

すっ、すみません
Student: I, I'm sorry!

Pg 5

ふう掃除も検査も全て終わった
Sousuke: Phew, cleaning and inspections are all done.

今朝はこのヘンで。。。
Sousuke: That should be enough for...

ヴァンッ
SFX: VROOM

あ左右介おはよ！！
Miroku: Ah, morning Sousuke!!

ごめんっ
Miroku: My bad.

ま私は幼なじみだし
Miroku: Well, we've been friends forever,

顔バスでよろしくーっ
Miroku: So you can let me off the hook, right?

美勒〜！！
Sousuke: Mirokuuuu!!

謎の爪痕、問題児の幼なじみ、しかしもう一つ
Box: Mysterious clawmarks and a problem-child for a friend. But there's also

俺には大きな悩みの種がある。。。！
Box: one more, very large source of my agony...!

そう。。。ちょうどあの異変が起き始めた一週間前から。。。
Box: That's right... ever since that phenomenon began one week ago...

見つけたぞ
Sousuke: Found you.

Pg 6

転校生にして校則違反のかたまり
Box: This transfer student, this bundle of school rule infractions,

ん
Enma: Hn,

弐ノ蔵　焔摩だ
Box: Ninokura Enma

うんこしてえな
Enma: Gotta take a dump.

ここでしちゃうかの
Enma: Here's fine.

ちょっと待てーい！！
Sousuke: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!

お
Enma: Oh,

左右介じゃねぇか
Enma: if it isn't Sousuke.

オメーも一緒にしてえのか？うんこ
Enma: Ya wanna take a dump with me?

するか！！！！
Sousuke: As if!!!!

この男、型破りすぎる！！
Box: This man is too strange!!

Pg 7

ど、同時に７個も校則を破っているだと。。。！？
Box: He, he's breaking 7 school rules all at once!?

左右介ビジョン
Bottom Box: Sousuke Vision

(T/N: the following points start at the bottom right of the panel and go counter-clockwise)

ー無断欠席
Point 1: -Skipping class

ー娯楽雑誌持ち込み
Point 2: -Brought a magazine

ー規定外頭髪
Point 3: -Hair violation

ー規定外装飾
Point 4: -Uniform violation

ー菓子類持ち込み
Point 5: -Brought snacks

ー上履き以外の靴
Point 6: -Not wearing indoor shoes

ー屋上無断立ち入り
Point 7: -Standing on the roof

この俺にケンカを売っているとしか思えん！
Box: He's trying to pick a fight with me!

とりあえずソコから降りろー！
Sousuke: First off, get down from there!

落ちたら誰が片づけるんだ！俺か！！
Sousuke: If you fell, who would clean up? Me!?

お何だあの鳥
Enma: Oh, what kind of bird is that?

人の話を聞けーい！！
Sousuke: Listen to me!!

コイツそもそも転校初日から。。。
Box: This guy, ever since he transferred here...

転校生の弐ノ蔵焔摩くんだ
Teacher: We have a new transfer student, Ninokura Enma.

ホラじゃあ自己紹介して
Teacher: Why don't you introduce yourself?

。。。。。。んあーと。。。
Enma: …... Ummm...

ホラ何か好きとかどこから来たとか
Teacher: Just say what you like or where you're from.

なるほど
Enma: I see

好きなモノは「女子」と「菓子」
Enma: What I like are girls and sweets.

嫌いなモノは「嘘」
Enma: What I hate are lies.

Pg 8

地獄から来た
Enma: I've come from Hell.

よろしく
Enma: Nice to meet you.

いきなり嘘ついたー！！
Sousuke's Thought: He suddenly lied!!

あんな事言うヤツがまともなワケなかったんだ。。。
Box: A guy who says something like that can't be normal...

だいたいキサマもう何回授業をっ。。。
Sousuke: Anyway, you! How many times are you gonna skip...

んっ！？何だっ。。。
Sousuke: Ngh!? What the...

過激すぎる為一部お見せ出来ません
Notice: This is too extreme so we can't show you anything

Pg 9

ぶはっ。。。何っなっ何をキサマっっ！
Sousuke: Buhaa... Wha, wha, why yooou!

んはは
Enma: Nhaha

こんな物で俺を惑わそうとしてもむっ無駄だぞっ！！！
Sousuke: You won't lead me astray with th- things like this!!!

本当は見てーのだろ？
Enma: You really want to look, right?

自分に「嘘」をつくでない
Enma: Don't lie to yourself.

ホレホレまだあるぞ
Enma: Here, I have more

うぐあああヤメロー
Sousuke: Uguaaa, stooop!

くそっ〜
Sousuke: Dammit

弐ノ蔵ぁ〜。。。！！
Sousuke: Ninokuraaa...!!

キサマなんぞに負けるかあああ！！！
Sousuke: I won't lose to the likes of yoooou!!!

おお！
Enma: Ooh!

ぶはははは！悪事はここまでだぞ弐ノ蔵！
Sousuke: Buhahahaha! Your evil deeds are at an end, Ninokura!

観念しろっ。。。
Sousuke: Prepare yourself...

ホレ左右介
Enma: Here, Sousuke

アレだ
Enma: Look.

ん？
Sousuke: Hn?

Pg 10

この更衣室ありえなくない！？
Enma: Isn't this locker room great!?

昨日の台風で穴空いたらしいよ
Enma: Yesterday's storm must've made these holes.

まじボロすぎ！！
Enma: It's seriously scrapped!!

ワシが見つけたんだサイコーだろ？
Enma: I found it like this. Sweet, right?

ぐああああ
Sousuke: Guaaaa!

絶景絶景
Enma: And what a lovely view.

うぐぐっ
Sousuke: Urghh

Pg 11

だっだめだ弐ノ蔵！見るなー！！
Sousuke: N- No, Ninokura! Don't look!!

嫌だ！ワシは見る！！
Enma: Quit it! I'll look if I want!!

自分に嘘はつかんっ！
Enma: Don't lie to yourself!

だめだっ。。。
Sousuke: You can't...

即刻中止しろぉ！！
Sousuke: I'll have you suspended!!

あ
Sousuke: Ah

いっ。。。ててて
Sousuke: Ah... ow ow ow

ん。。。
Sousuke: N...

Pg 12

左右介アンタ。。。
Miroku: Sousuke...

いい度胸してんじゃないの。。。！
Miroku: You've got some nerve...!

うう。。。
Sousuke: Uuh...

人生最大の屈辱。。。
Sousuke: I've never been so humiliated...

この俺が反省文を書かされるなんて。。。しかも正座っき。。。
Sousuke: Me, made to write a reflection essay... And even sit in seiza*...

(*Seiza is a sitting position used in formal situations. Since it hurts the knees, it's also used as punishment.)

まあんまり自分を責めるな
Enma: Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

責めてねーよ！誰のせいだ誰の！！
Sousuke: I'm not! Who's fault do you think this is? Who's!!?

むしろ誇りに思っとるわ！
Sousuke: In fact I'm proud!

そうか。よかったよかった
Enma: That so? Good for you then.

ってナニ飲んでんだよっ
Sousuke: And what are you drinking?

ん？オメーも飲んでみてーか？
Enma: Hn? You wanna drink?

「こるら」知ってるか？
Enma: Do you know “colra?”

「コーラ」だろ。知ってるよ。。。[sizeptptptptptptpt=50]発音おかしいし、何でストロー。。
Sousuke: It's “cola,” and of course I know it... [sizeptptptptptptpt=50]Your pronunciation's off. And why a straw...?

まったくお前は。。。余計な物は全て没収だ！
Sousuke: Geez you... I'm confiscating all this excess stuff!

これもこれもっ
Sousuke: This, and this,

んあ？？
Enma: Naa??

Pg 13

あとこのずっとくわえてるアメもっ。。。
Sousuke: And this candy you've had in your mouth this whole time...

ぐあああそれは駄目だぁ
Enma: GUAAA NOT THAT!

な！？
Sousuke: Na!?

何でコレだけっ。。。
Sousuke: Why only this...?

わっわかったよ！ホレ！！赤んぼかっ
Sousuke: A- alright already! Here!! What are you, a baby?

ふう。。。で何の話だっけ？
Enma: Fuu... so what did you want to talk to me about?

ソレにどんな効果が。。。！？
Sousuke: It's super effective...!?

つーかだいたいお前毎日毎日授業サボって
Sousuke: Anyway you've skipped class every day,

一体何やってんだよ！？
Sousuke: What on earth are you doing!?

んあ？？
Sousuke: Huh??

ああ。。。ちょっと「鬼」を探しとっての
Enma: Ah... just looking for a “demon.”

へー。。。
Sousuke: Oh...?

ってかくれんぼか！あ逆か。。。
Sousuke's Thought: What is this, hide-and-seek!? Oh, but reversed...?

とにかくもうコイツはまともに相手できんな。。。
Sousuke's Thought: But it looks like this guy doesn't have any friends...

Pg 14

ん？
Sousuke: Hn?

あははは
Miroku: Ahahaha

よ、変態天パ会長
Miroku: Yo, short-tempered pervert-Prez!

なっ何しに来た！俺を笑いに来たのか！！くっそぉ〜。。。
Sousuke: Wh, why are you here? Come to laugh at me!? Dammit...

ちがうってば
Miroku: It's not like that

もう正座いいってよ
Miroku: And you can quit it with the seiza already.

えっ。。。
Sousuke: Huh?

左右介にはあんな事する度胸ないって皆に説明したの
Miroku: I explained to everyone that you don't have the guts to do that kind of thing.

ちゃんと事故だって納得してくれたわよ
Miroku: The teachers agreed that it was just an accident.

感謝しなさいよね〜
Miroku: Be grateful, 'kay?

す。。。すまん
Sousuke: Th... thanks.

自由か！わーい！
Enma: We're free? Yaaay!

コラ弐ノ蔵くんも反省しなさい
Miroku: Now Ninokura-kun, you do some reflection too.

うむっ申し訳ない
Enma: Yeah, I apologize.

お
Enma: Oh

Pg 15

うーん。。。６２点
Enma: Umm... 62 points.

なっキサマっ何っなっ何をっ
Sousuke: Wha... You, what have you...

誰ぁーれが６２点だ
Miroku: Who're you callin' a 62?

１００点満点じゃ
Miroku: I'm a perfect 100!

なんで俺まで。。。
Sousuke: Why do I get hit too...?

くっそー弐ノ蔵キサマどこまで俺を巻きぞえに。。。
Sousuke: Dammit Ninokura, why do you keep getting me involved...

でもなんか左右介楽しそうじゃん
Miroku: But you look like you're having fun

なっどこがだっ！！
Sousuke: Wha, says who!!?

ははっまいーや、じゃね！
Miroku: Haha, whatever. See ya!

あ、弐ノ蔵くん
Miroku: Ah, Ninokura-kun

ソイツ頭ガチガチで面倒くさくて天パだけど
Miroku: This guy's pretty serious, annoying, and short-tempered, but

根はいーヤツだから仲良くしてあげてくれい！
Miroku: he's a good guy at heart, so play nice with him for me!

天パは余計だっ早く行け！
Sousuke: “Short-tempered” was unnecessary. Hurry up and go!

ひひひ
Miroku: Hee hee hee

んははまかせとけ美勒とやら
Nhaha, leave it to me, one called “Miroku!”

Pg 16

ふう、行ったか。。。
Sousuke: Sigh, there she goes...

ん？
Sousuke: Hn?

アイツ。。。バイクの鍵落としてるじゃないか
Sousuke: That Miroku... She dropped her bike key.

まったく世話のやけるヤツめ
Sousuke: Sheesh, what a troublesome person.

SFX：チャリ
Jingle

左右介
Enma: Sousuke

ん？
Sousuke: Hn?

オメーホレとるな？
Enma: You like her, huh?

何でそうなるんだよっ！
Sousuke: What makes you say that!?

ただの幼なじみだっ！！
Sousuke: We're just childhood friends!!

んはは、ワシの前で嘘をつくでない
Enma: Nhaha, don't lie in front of me.

本当にただの幼なじみだっ。。。だから
Sousuke: We're seriously just friends... so

アイツの色々な所は見てきた。。。
Sousuke: I've seen a lot of sides of her...

オヤジさんが亡くなった後もお袋さん助ける為に
Sousuke: After her dad died, in order to help her mom

毎朝毎晩一生懸命働いたりして
Sousuke: she's been working hard every morning and evening.

それでも前向きに明るく生きてる所とかな。。。
Sousuke: And yet she still keeps such a positive attitude...

まあ何だ。。。そういう所なんかは評価できるんじゃないか？
Sousuke: Well... that part of her has some value to it, right?

まあガサッでうるさい所で＋ー０（プラスマイナスゼロ）くらいだがな
Sousuke: Well, I guess with seeing both her serious and annoying sides, it all evens out.

Pg 17

はー。。。何かまわりくどくてよくわからんのぉ
Enma: Haa... You're talking in circles, so I don't really get it.

ヤレヤレ
Enma: Sheesh

じゃほっとけ！！
Sousuke: Then leave me alone!!

おい小野
Vice Principal: Hey Ono,

お前問題を起こしたらしいな、聞いたぞ
Vice Principal: I heard you caused some trouble.

教頭先生。。。
Sousuke: Mr Vice Principal...

アチャー、鍵忘れたっポイ！
Miroku: Aw crap, I forgot my key!

全校生徒の手本になるべき立場だろ
Vice Principal: You're supposed to be a model for the entire student body.

自覚が足らんのじゃないか
Vice Principal: You lack self-awareness.

すみません。。。！
Sousuke: I'm sorry sir...!

うわっ最悪、教頭だっ！
Miroku: Uwa this sucks, it's the Vice Principal!

だいたいまず
Vice Principal: First off,

お前がつるんでる連中がよくないだろう
Vice Principal: you've made some poor choices in friendships.

Pg 18

そこの問題ばかり起こす転校生もそうだが
Vice Principal: That trouble-causing transfer student is the same, but

何よりあの美勒という女生徒
Vice Principal: above all, that Miroku girl

アイツは成績も下の中体育くらいが取り柄の不良だろ
Vice Principal: she's a delinquent with poor grades in everything but P.E.

その転校生や美勒のようなクズというと
Vice Principal: If you associate with “trash” like that transfer student and Miroku,

お前までクズになるぞ
Vice Principal: you'll become “trash” as well.

お前と奴らでは住む世界が違うんだ
Vice Principal: The world you live in is completely different from theirs.

生徒会長はあんな奴らと関わるな
Vice Principal: The student body president shouldn't be hanging around that lot.

いいな！？
Vice Principal: Got it!?

そう。。。ですね。。。
Sousuke: Yes... you're right...

Pg 19

すみません。。。
Sousuke: I apologize...

結局罰掃除をもらってしまったな。。。
Sousuke: In the end, we get to clean as punishment...

ってお前もちゃんとやれっ！
Sousuke: Hey, you do your part here too!

それにソコは立ち入り禁止だぞ！！
Sousuke: Besides, standing over there is forbidden!!

おいっ聞いてんのか弐ノ蔵っ！
Sousuke: Hey are you listening, Ninokura!?

ワシにはワシの仕事がある
Enma: I've got my own job to do.

は？何言ってるんだお前？？
Sousuke: Huh? What are you saying??

。。。はぁ
Sousuke: ...Haa

お前はいいよな、気楽な立場で。。。
Sousuke: Must be nice for you, being so carefree...

んはは
Enma: Nhaha

自分は生徒会長だからしょーがねぇってか？
Enma: And since you're the student body president there are things you can't help, right?

。。。。。。何だと？
Sousuke: …...What did you say?

少なくともさっきのオメーは
Enma: At least, what you did back there.

最高にださかったけどな
Enma: That was seriously low.

お前。。。何が言いたい？
Sousuke: What... are you trying to say?

教頭ってヤツにあんな事言われて何で黙ってんだ？
Enma: That Vice guy said all that stuff, but why did you clam up?

オメーは美勒がそんなヤツじゃねぇって知ってんだろ？
Enma: You know that Miroku isn't that kind of girl, right?

。。。だったら
Sousuke: ...Then

だったら一体どうしろって言うんだ。。。！
Sousuke: Then what are you saying I should have done...!?

Pg 21

俺は学生代表の生徒会長という立場だし
Sousuke: I'm the student body president, a model for the school!

何より学校で先生に逆らうなんてっ。。。
Sousuke: Above all else, going against the teachers is...

左右介
Enma: Sousuke

ソレは自分に「嘘」をついてまで
Enma: Just to protect that,

守らなきゃなんねーモノなのか？
Enma: you would go so far as to lie to yourself?

本当に守らなきゃなんねーのは
Enma: Aren't what you really need to protect

自分の中にある「ルール」なんじゃねーのか？
Enma: the rules inside of you?

なっ。。。
Sousuke: Wha...

最初に言ったろ
Enma: I said so from the start.

ワシは嘘が嫌いでのぉ
Enma: I hate lies.

嬉しきゃ笑うし、悲しきゃ泣く、食いたきゃ食うし、寝たきゃ寝る
Enma: When I'm happy, I laugh, and when I'm sad, I cry. When I'm hungry, I eat, and when I'm tired, I sleep.

自分に嘘は絶対つかねぇ
Enma: I absolutely never lie to myself.

それが。。。
Enma: That's...

Pg 22

自分の「ルール」で動くって事だ。。。！！
Enma: what I call following your own rules...!!

自分の。。。
Sousuke: By your...

「ルール」で。。。
Sousuke: own rules...

。。。お、おいっ弐ノ蔵っ。。。
Sousuke: ...He- hey, Ninokura...

お前どこへっ。。。
Sousuke: Where are you...

夕闇が迫ってきとる。。。
Enma: Dusk is approaching...

ヤツが動き出すぞ。。。
Enma: It's starting to move...

「証」も揃ってきたし、めんどくせーがまあ
Enma: The “evidence” is assembled. It's a pain, but

そろそろ仕事するかのぉ
Enma: looks like it's time to do that job.

Pg 23

何だって。。。？おい、ヤツって。。。
Sousuke: What...? What do you mean by “it”...?

やっぱりお前何か知っているのか。。。！？
Sousuke: You DO know something...!?

ん。。。？？お前何を持ってるんだ。。。？
Sousuke: Hm...?? What do you have there...?

「爪」。。。？？
Sousuke: A fingernail...??

何だ！？
Sousuke: What the!?

なっ。。。
Sousuke: Wha...

この爪痕は。。。
Sousuke: Those clawmarks...

あの壁と同じ。。。
Sousuke: It's the same as on that wall...

出るぞ。。。！
Enma: Here it comes...!

Pg 24

教頭先生。。。！？
Sousuke: Vice Principal...!?

あ。。。ああ。。。
Sousuke: A... aa...

う、嘘だろ？
Sousuke: Yo- you're kidding, right?

そんな。。。
Sousuke: No way...

Pg 25

美勒。。。！？
Sousuke: Miroku...!?

何でっ。。。！？
Sousuke: Why...!?

ぶっ。。。
Miroku: Hn...

アーッハッハッハ
Miroku: AAHAHAHA!!

お前らもブっ殺してやるよォォ
Miroku: I'll kill you too!!

なっっ。。。！？
Sousuke: Wha...!?

出やがったな。。。！
Enma: It came out...!

Pg 26

鬼め
Enma: The demon

クカカカカ、やっと出られたぜェ
Demon: Kukakakaka, I finally escaped!

ありがとなァ
Demon: Thanks to you,

左右介ぇ！！
Demon: Sousuke!!

Pg 27

んははは、しっかりしろ左右介
Enma: Nhahaha, pull yourself together, Sousuke.

なっ！？
Sousuke: Wha!?

弐ノ蔵お前どうなって。。。
Sousuke: Ninokura, what's happen...

って高！！？
Sousuke: THE HELL!!?

お前一体。。。
Sousuke: How did you...

いやまず「鬼」って何なんだ！？
Sousuke: No, first, what do you mean “demon!?”

「鬼」ってのはな
Enma: A “demon” is

死者の魂が人間の負の感情を糧に成長し
Enma: the soul of a deceased that feeds off negative human emotion

形を成したモノだ
Enma: and takes shape.

Pg 28

たっ。。。
Sousuke: So-...

魂。。。！？
Sousuke: Soul...!?

ほう。。。テメェ
Demon: Hmm... you

ガキのくせに妙に詳しいじゃねーか
Demon: For a brat, you're sure well-informed.

何でお前がそんな事知ってるんだ。。。！？
Sousuke: How do you know that sort of thing...!?

ていうかあんな化物。。。どうにか出来るのか！？
Sousuke: I mean, that monster... can you do something about it!?

ああ、わざわざその為に
Enma: Aah, that's why I went through the trouble

地獄から来たんだからのお
Enma: of coming here from Hell.

。。。テメェ
Demon: ...You

一体何者だ！？
Demon: What the hell are you!?

んははは、寂しーのぉ
Enma: Nhahaha, how sad!

ワシの事忘れちまったのか〜？？
Enma: Did you forget all about me??

Pg 29

まあ、この姿を見りゃあ
Enma: Perhaps if you see this form,

思い出すかもなぁ
Enma: you might remember!

あの焔。。。！！？
Demon: Those flames...!!?

まさか。。。
Demon: Don't tell me...

お。。。お前は。。。
Demon: Y... You're...

Pg 30

地獄の支配者
The ruler of Hell

Pg 31

閻魔大王
Enma Daioh

えっえええええ
Sousuke: E- E E E E E E

エンマ。。。様？？
Sousuke: Enma...sama??

これより法廷を開始する
Enma: Let the court come to order.

Pg 32

裁きを受ける
Enma: I shall now pass judgment.

覚悟はいいか
Enma: Hope you're ready.

クソがぁ。。。何でヤツがいるんだ。。。！？
Demon: Damn it all... Why is he here...!?

えっえええ焔摩大王って
Sousuke: E- E, e, e, Enma Daioh, you mean

あっああああの死者を裁くっていうエンマ様！！？
Sousuke: THE Enma-sama who judges the dead!!?

はは。。。そんなの本当にいるわけ。。。
Sousuke: Haha... and you're really here to...

Pg 33

何だオメー、信じてねーのか？
Enma: What, can't believe it?

ちゃんと最初にいったろ。「地獄から来た」と
Enma: I said so from the start, didn't I? “I've come from Hell.”

ええっ。。。アレ嘘じゃなかったのかっ
Sousuke: Eeh... That wasn't a lie?

なっ何でこんな所にっ。。。
Sousuke: Wh- why a place like this...?

んはは、それがのぉ
Enma: Nhaha, well

人間皆その命を終えると魂となって彼ノ世へ上り
Enma: When every human dies, they become a soul and ascend to the next world.

ワシが生前の行い等を見て行き先を決めるんだがな
Enma: I look at what happened in their lives and decide where they go.

たまーに裁きを受けずに現世に留まり
Enma: Occasionally there are some that remain in this world unjudged.

鬼となって現世の理に介入する輩がおるんだ
Enma: They become demons and interfere with the logic of this world.

だからこのワシがじきじきにソイツらの無罪有罪つけに来たっつーわけだ。
Enma: And so I come personally to decide their guilt or innocence.

まぁ、女子と菓子もあるしのぉ、んはは
Enma: Well, plus there's girls and sweets. Nhaha

そうはいくかよおおお！！！
Demon: Like hell I'm going anywhere!!!

Pg 34

大丈夫か左右介？
Enma: You okay, Sousuke?

あっあああだけどっ。。。
Sousuke: Y- yeah, but...

オオオオ
Demon: Uuoooooo

あんなヤツ、裁くったって一体どうやって。。。
Sousuke: That thing, how are you going to judge...

ヤツを裁く為には
Enma: In order to judge it,

三つの「証」を立てる必要がある
Enma: we need the three pieces of “evidence.”

三つの「証」。。。？？
Sousuke: Three pieces of “evidence”...??

一つ「証人」
Enma: The first: “Witness,”

「小野左右介」
Enma: “Ono Sousuke!”

Pg 35

それは。。。
Sousuke: What's that...?

鉄槌（ガベル）だ
Enma: Gavel.

三つの「証」を立てる事で鉄槌（コイツ）を解放し
Enma: With the three pieces of “evidence,” the gavel is unleashed

裁きを完了される。。。！
Enma: and completes the judgment...!

残すは二つ
Enma: Just two left.

ガアアア
Demon: GAAAA

二つ「証拠」
Enma: The second: “Exhibit!”

「現場に残された鬼気の宿る爪」
Enma: “A nail containing demon energy, left at the crime scene”

Pg 36

そして三つめが。。。
Enma: And the third...

あああうるっせぇ！！
Demon: Aah, SHUT UP!!

この女。。。タイプだから後にとっとこうと思ったが。。。
Demon: This girl... she's my type so I thought I'd keep her around...

やっぱヤメタ
Demon: but I'm done with her.

バイバーイ！！！
Demon: Bye bye!!!

Pg 37

くそっ！！！
Enma: Damn it!!!

っガア！！
Enma: Gaah!!

Pg 38

クカカカ！あの閻魔大王が
Demon: Kukakaka! Enma Daioh,

いいザマだぜェェ！！！
Demon: what a sorry sight!!!

弐ノ蔵！！？
Sousuke: Ninokura!!?

クカカ、なぁおい左右介
Demon: Kukaka, Hey Sousuke

こっち来いよ。俺ぁテメーに感謝してーんだ
Demon: Come here. I'm grateful to you.

。。。なっ、何だと。。。！！？
Sousuke: ...Wha, What did you say...!1?

クク。。。俺がどうしてその女に宿り
Demon: Kuku... Do you know

こんなでっかく育ったかわかるか？
Demon: why I settled in this girl and grew so big?

ソイツの中には外面の明るさと反比例するように
Demon: The more negative emotion that built up inside her,

まぁ、せいぜいがんばれ
Teacher: Well, if this is the best you can do...

あの子何か怖くなーい。。。？
Girl 1: Isn't that girl kind of scary...?

ちょっと。。。！聞こえるよー？
Girl 2: Shh...! She can hear you!

夜の仕事ってどうなのー？
Boy 1: How's your 'night job?'

おいやめとけよー！
Boy 2: Hey, quit it!

負の感情が貯め込まれていたのよ
Demon: the more she'd hide it with her cheerful appearance.

いい感じに汚れてたぜ、ソイツの心は
Demon: Her heart became so beautifully corrupted.

だがあと一押し足んなかった。。。
Demon: But she needed just one more push...

Pg 39

だがよ左右介、オメーのおかげで俺は出れた
Demon: But you know, Sousuke, it's thanks to you that I was able to get out.

。。。どういう事だ。。。！？
Sousuke: … What are you talking about...!?

クカカカ！その女は全部聞いてたぜェ？？
Demon: Kukakaka! That girl heard everything!

。。。そう。。。ですね
Sousuke: … Yes... You're right.

すみません。。。
Sousuke: I apologize...

やっぱりそうなんだ。。。
Miroku: So it's like that...

テメーも他のヤツらと同じで美勒の事を
Demon: You think the same as that other guy,

バカでクズな不良だと思ってるってなァ！！
Demon: that Miroku is a stupid, trashy delinquent!!

正解！コイツってバカでクズだよなァ！
Demon: That's right! That girl is nothing but stupid trash!

俺もそう思うぜェェ！！
Demon: I think so too!!

さぁコッチへ来いっっ。。。
Demon: Now, come here...

あーあ逃げちまった
Demon: Aah, he's running away.

見たかよ閻魔ァ、見てねェかァ、ククク
Demon: Can you see that, Enma? Oh, you can't? Kukuku

あの２人も必ずブっ殺すから安心しろよォ〜
Demon: I'll be sure to kill those two as well, so don't worry~

クカカカ！！
Demon: Kukakaka!!

。。。オメー知らねーな？
Enma: … Don't you know?

Pg 40

あーゆークソマジメなヤツが一番メンドクセーんだよ
Enma: It's that kind of serious guy who's the most troublesome.

魂の強さがハンバじゃねぇ。。。！
Enma: The strength of his soul is anything but half-assed...!

一度方向が決まっちまえば
Enma: Once he's picked a direction,

その突進力はすげーぞ？？
Enma: his charge is unreal!!

ああ？何言ってんだ？？
Demon: Huh? What are you talking about??

おとなしくつぶれてろォォ！！！
Demon: Just shut up and die already!!!

美勒。。。
Sousuke: Miroku...

感謝しなさいよねー
Miroku: Be grateful, 'kay?

仲良くしてやってくれい
Miroku: Play nice with him for me!

すまん。。。！
Sousuke: I'm sorry...!

Pg 41

俺が一番。。。
Sousuke: Even though...

消えろォエンマァァ！！！
Demon: Disappear, Enmaaa!!!

美勒（おまえ）がどんなにいいヤツか知ってんのに。。。
Sousuke: I know more than anyone what a good person you are...

。。。。。。お前らが
Sousuke: …...Don't

自分の「ルール」で動け！
Sousuke's Thought: Follow your own “rule!”

お前らが美勒をっっ
Sousuke: DON'T TALK ABOUT

Pg 42

語るんじゃねえぇぇ！！！
Sousuke: MIROKU LIKE THAAAT!!!

ギャアア
Sousuke: GYAA

はあっっはあっ。。。
Sousuke: Haah... haah...

ばっばばばばバイクに乗ってしまった。。。
Sousuke: I... I-I-I-I rode a motorcycle...

無免許。。。ノーヘル。。。うああああ
Sousuke: and I don't... have a license... Uwaaa

ぶっんははは！
Enma: Buhhahaha!

Pg 43

強く感じたぞ、オメーの「ルール」
Enma: I really felt it, your “rule.”

サイコに
Enma: That was

かっこよかったぜ
Enma: seriously cool.

全ての証整ったり！
Enma: All the evidence is in order!

えっ！？
Sousuke: Eh!?

三つ目は「証言」
Enma: The third is “Testimony”:

鬼に憑かれてしまった者への心からの言葉
Enma: Heartfelt words to one possessed by a demon.

左右介、オメーの「嘘」のない「証言」だ
Enma: Sousuke, it's your “testimony” free from “lies.”

ありがとよ
Enma: Thanks!

Pg 44/45

おかげで鉄槌（コイツ）が
Enma: Thanks to you, this baby

解放された
Enma: has been unleashed.

だから言ったろ、バカ鬼い
Enma: Didn't I tell you, stupid demon?

自分の「ルール」で動くヤツぁ
Enma: Those who follow their own rules

強ぇーんだよ
Enma: are strong!

三つの「証」によって被告に判決を下す！
Enma: Based on these three “evidences,” I shall now pass judgment on the defendant!

有罪！！！
Enma: GUILTY!!!

大焦熱地獄送還の刑に処す！！！
Enma: I sentence you to banishment in the infernos of Hell!!!

Pg 46/47

異議のある者は申し立てろ！！
Enma: If anyone objects, speak now!!

異議なしっ！！！
Sousuke: No objections!!!

クソォォォォ
Demon: Damn iiiit!!!


裁きの鉄槌（エンマのガベル）
Enma: IRON HAMMER OF JUDGMENT

Pg 48

これにて閉廷
Enma: Court is adjourned.

。。。ん
Miroku: ...Nn

お、起きおったぞ
Enma: Oh, she woke up.

うっ。。。
Sousuke: Uh...

み。。。美勒。。。
Sousuke: Mi... Miroku...

すまん！！お前のバイクっ。。。
Sousuke: I'm sorry! I wrecked your bike...

必ず働いて弁償するっっ！！
Sousuke: I swear I'll work and pay you back!!

Pg 49

え。。。左右介が乗ったの？
Miroku: Eh... Sousuke, you rode it?

あ。。。ああ。。。
Sousuke: Uh... yeah...

うっそ。。。本当に。。。？？
Miroku: No waay... Really...??

ぶっっ。。。あっはっはっは！信じらんない、あの左右介が！？
Miroku: Guh... Ahhahaha! I don't believe it, you rode it!?

一体２人で何してたのよ？？
Miroku: What on earth did you two do??

ま。。。まあ
Sousuke: We... well

ちょっと。。。な
Sousuke: You know...

何よ？
Miroku: What?

そうだ左右介、次はあんまし物ぶっ壊すなよ？
Enma: So Sousuke, next time don't destroy too much, ok?

。。。「次」？？
Sousuke: … “Next time??”

あぁ。オメーの「魂」を見込んで
Enma: Yeah. I trust your “soul.”

これからワシの部下としてキリキリ働いてもらう事にしたんだ
Enma: So I've decided to put you to work as my underling right away.

よろしくの
Enma: Let's work well together.

。。。は！？いやいやいや、命がいくつあっても足らんぞ！断る！！
Sousuke: ...Huh!? No no no, no matter how many lives I had it wouldn't be enough! I'll pass!!

んはは、三つまでならワシが工面してやるわ
Enma: Nhaha, I could give you more, but only up to three.

そーゆー問題じゃないっ！！！
Sousuke: That's not the issue here!!!

END