Sket Dance 66

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Sket Dance 66

01
1 – Your lifeline is in shreds
2 – You might die tomorrow
3 – What kind of palm reading is this??
4 – That’s enough, I hate all that fortune telling crap anyway
5 – Palm reading, blood types, it’s all a load of crap
6 – Wait!
7 – Let me look a bit more! Where’s your head line?
8 – Enough already let go!
9 – Just a bit more
10 – Quit it already!
11 – Let me see
12 – Let go!
13 – Uwa your fate line is short!
14 – Shutup!

02
1 – You just touched my chest!!
2 – What?
3 – I did not
4 – You did!!!
5 – I didn’t touch it I just hit it
6 – What the hell are you saying so calmly!!
7 – You just touched a girl’s breast, what’s with that lack of tension!!
8 – What are you, a monk??
9 – What? You’re so noisy, as if touching your boobs would create any tension
10 - What was that!!
11 – YOU’VE GOT NO DELICACY AT ALL
12 – I’M A GIRL
13 – YOU’RE SO RUDE
14 – IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT!!
15 – (too small to read)

03
1 – SFX – Hmph
2 – Chapter 66 – Group Blind Date Tsukkomi
3 – Shinohara Kenta
– SFX – Hmph
3 – Jeez! Quit fighting!
4 – Jeez, so narrow minded
5 – I’m leaving, Switch lets go to the arcade or something
6 – Hey hey, you can’t leave early what if a client comes
7 – Tell that woman as if clients come that often Switch
8 – As if clients come that often
9 – Is Bossun there? I have a favour to ask
10 – One came!!

04
1 – A group blind date?
2 – Yeah
3 – The plan is three on three so I thought I could get two people from you guys
4 – How about it?
5 – Box – Formerly in charge of Sket Bombers Guitar, Igarashi Seiji
6 – Well I call it a group blind date but really it’s just meeting three girls at a family restaurant to chat and stuff
7 – The truth is among these girls is the one that I like
8 – When I tried to ask her out at first she said ‘The more the merrier’ so it turned out she invited some friends
9 – When we were in the band together I thought so too but you’re interesting Bossun
10 – I heard Switch-kun was unique and popular too so I thought you’d be suitable
11 – It could be a chance for you guys to get a girlfriend too right?

05
1 – Sounds fun, should we give it a go?
2 – I look forward to getting away from the noisy tsukkomi and enjoying a peaceful chat once in a while
3 – With a cute girl
4 – Oh that’s fine
5 – You should go
6 – There’s no way guys like you could give a girl a good time but it’s a request so it can’t be helped
7 – Go, and slip
8 – Wha-
9 – There’s no way I’ll slip!
10 – Alright let’s go Seiji
11 – Let’s crush this idiot and pile up the girls
12 – Ah, thanks!
13 – Oh I think I’m kinda nervous!
14 – What if she becomes tiresome?
15 – That happens sometimes doesn’t it
16 – I wonder if they haven’t noticed the killing intent behind them

06
1 – Welcome~
2 – So I came-

07
1 – Okay~ Let’s introduce ourselves!
2 – Alright!
3 - Ah
4 – Okay
5 – All the girls are cute
6 – Agreed
7 – Oh wait
8 – There’s a hard to look at one after all… sorry!
9 – Good idea
10 – We’ll start from the boy’s side
11 – Huh? Bossun is unusually calm
12 – Is he experienced at this kind of thing?
13 - … no
14 – He’s sticking out his (kanji I can’t see)
15 – That’s his concentration mode face!!
16 – I’m Igarashi Seiji!
17 – I play the guitar in a band!
18 – I am Usui Kazuyoshi. My nickname is Switch
19 – Please don’t mind if my way of speaking is strange

08
1 – Abudabidabudabidabida. Bidabida. Abidabudabida.
2 – What the hell are you saying? No one understands that!
3 – Some concentration that is!
4 – Uh well then, did everyone memorise the names?
5 – Huh? I’m super nervous!
6 – Even though it’s not like I’m particularly bad at talking to girls
7 – I talk to the girls in class well enough
8 – I’m being too conscious of the term ‘group blind date’
9 – Anyway let’s make a toast
10 – Though we don’t have any alcohol
11 – Seiji’s set it up well
12 – I just have to make sure they have a good time
13 – As long as there are no unexpected developments its nothing!
14 – Um,
15 – before that
16 - What’s up Tomoko?
17 – I’ve decided to give my whole hearted confession today
18 – I like Seiji-kun!

09
1 – An unexpected development appeared!
2 – I… I like you too!
3 – Woah!!
4 – Let’s go out
5 – I’m so happy!
6 - What is this!! What the hell is this!!
7 – What is this
8 – W-w-wait!
9 – Just a second!
10 – What’s the situation now!? Are you just gonna go home??
11 – No way Tomoko are you leaving?
12 – Thanks Bossun
13 – We’re going out
14 – No, I didn’t do anything!
15 – Okay then, we’re done
16 – We never started!!

10
1 – Sorry! We’re going to finish it like this so I’m counting on you to be those girl’s dates
2-Eh!? No no, no way man no way!!
3 – Anyway
4 – Hey… wait! Oooooi!!!
5 – SFX – SILENCE
6 – Uwa, this sucks!
7 – No one wants this situation!
8 – What are you gonna do?
9 – Bossun!
10 – Err… okay then
11 – This is Sanyuutei Kouraku! (a comedian)
12 – Imitation???

11
1 – Eh!? Seriously!? That’s a high hurdle!
2 – Gotta give the girls a good time
3 – Gotta give the girls a good time
4 – Stop Bossun! That’s suicide!
5 – No! Don’t jump in with some weird sense of duty!
6 – The yellow kimono’s stupid neighbour is a pink kimono, Koorakku!
7 – Spot on
8 – What? It’s really like him!
9 – He even has the doya face after he’s finished talking!
10 – There is an old pond
Hurry up and jump on in
You silly old bag (This is a parody of a haiku)
12 – He was hiding this kind of talent??
13 – Something like that
14 - How was it?
15 – Perfect! Completely OK!
SFX next to Switch - clapping
16 – Hmm… I don’t get it
17 – Don’t get it
18 – How could you not??
19 – That was a mean impression just now!
20 – Bossun’s not the one at fault!
21 – Um well let’s move on
22 – Doku Mamure Sanda Yuu
23 – Pfft
24 – Don’t kick up a fuss you old hag! Make dirty faces and live for a long time old hag!!! (another famous comedian thing I don’t know, so I didn’t get this reference)
25 – Don’t get it
26 – Don’t get it
27 – How could you not!!

12
1 – Hey hey, by the way, why do you talk through a computer Usui-kun?
2 – Oh
3 – Alright! I knew they’d ask
4 – Quick Switch, take the boke role!
5 – Because I am a robot of course
6 – Pfft (kanji in bracket: laughter)
7 – What the hell!!
8 – I did a tsukkomi without thinking, but this is fine Switch!
9 – Very subtle but a good opportunity for tsukkomi, nice Boke!
10 – Alright, now the girls have to tsukkomi and the talk can build up! (this is in reference to manzai, where the tsukkomi ‘butts in’ and keeps the skit going)
11 – Hmm~ I could buy that
12 – I’d buy that

13
1 - …i
2 - …mi
3 - ..omi
4 – …kkomi
5 – TSU
6 – KKOMI!!!!!!!!!
7 – What is with these chicks??
8 – Didn’t they hear that Boke??
9 – Ahh what a waste!! He wasn’t bad, Switch wasn’t bad!
10 – Ugh… No! I’m so used to talking to Himeko I just naturally expected them to tsukkomi!
11 – I can’t continue the conversation unless they do!

14
1 – And how come we’ve had to stay here until we reached this point anyway?
2 – Ooo… I just want to go home
3 – Mail Received
4 – Usui Kazuyoshi
5 – It’s me! (#^w^) (<< angry face, like >_<) Increasingly so
6 – Yeah… I feel ya man
7 – Hey so do you guys like, do extra curricular activities or anything?
8 – Hm? Extra curricular activities?
9 – Ooh good question cave girl!
10 – Oh thanks for asking cave girl
11 – Um… I mean…
12 – Onoda-san
13 – Don’t use the same name I do!!!
14 – Our activity is helping people!!
15 – We solve all the school’s problems!!
16 - But
17 – We’re a problem child army of nothing but trouble
18 – Yes
19 – People call us

15
1 – The Inhuman Group
2 – Pfft
3 – Crap I laughed
4 – His face mimicry is defiantly hilarious!
5 – Bossun is on fire today!
6 – Hmm… what a weird name
7 – I don’t get it
8 – I decorated my phone today wanna see
9 – You decorated your phone, show me
10 – Hi – Himeko!
11 – Save me!!

16
1 – TSUKKOMI ATTACK!
2 – Eh? W-w-what??
3 – Hi…Himeko??
4 – Why are you –
5 – HEY
6 – QUIT TALKIN’ LIKE USELESS BRUCE! (Japanese – Roku de nashi Bruce)

17
1 – Cave Girl!
2 – Yes
3 – Oh you answered
4 – Oi, does that four eyes look like a robot?!
5 – No (she has a lisp by the way)
6 – Right!!
7 - So you should have said ‘How come only your speech function is external, robots don’t walk around holding laptops!!
8 – Yes-!
9 – Sanyuutei Kouraku!
10 - Sanyuutei Kouraku!
11 – What?
12 – In the maniac selection of people for mimicry first there must be a tsukkomi!!!
13 – After you’ve been set free in the story, push it for laughs and keep on expanding!!
14 – It’s fine if you slip up so show me your approach to giving a Tsukkomi!
15 – Receive, boke, tsukkomi and go round! I felt so sorry for the boys that I couldn’t even watch!

18
1 – These aren’t performers who came to put up with your moods!
2 – It pisses me off that you guys aren’t even letting them give you a good time in the first place! If you’re going to come to a group blind then you should prepare a magic trick or too under your game clothes fools!
3 – Fuwaa
4 – That is all
5 – Himeko-neesama!

19
-Man –
-That was thrilling!
-I hope you appreciate me a bit more now
- Totally
- Completely
- So
- What will you do if we have another group blind date request?
- Hmmm
- Get you to come
-What’s with that!?
-Huh? Was this a tsukkomi opportunity too?
- Isn’t it a good idea?
- As expected of a guy with no delicacy