Akazukin Eliza Oneshot
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Akazukin Eliza (Little Red Riding Hood Eliza)
Eliza: What big eyes you have!
Grandma: All the better to see you with!
Eliza: Grandma, what big arms you have!
Grandma: All the better to hug you tenderly with!
Eliza: Grandma, what a big mouth you have!
Grandma: All the better to eat your delicious self with...
?: Eliza!! Please go out with me!!
?: I love you!! Let's get married!!
?: I love you too!!!
**I can't tell if this is an sfx or kanji
Grandma: You dickheads better get out of here!!
?: This granny is gettin' in the way again...
?: Every freakin' time.
Gran: If you want to get close to Eliza,
Gran: you'll have to get by me first.
?: You're butting in way past your age!!
Gran: You scrubs...
Gran: I'll never allow guys like you to even call Eliza's name.
Eliza: You did it again.
Eliza: Please stop it!!
Gran: What are you saying?
Gran: While I'm healthy, I'll bar all these dumbasses from getting close to you.
Gran: If one of them even touches you with one finger,
Gran: I'll wipe him out so that not even one strand of hair remains.
Eliza: ...Aww, again with this...
Gran: I'd do anything for my cute Eliza.
Gran: There, there.
Eliza: Stop it! Ahahahaha
Gran: Since I already took out the morning trash, I'm going to my training shed.
Gran: I'll throw these guys out on the way.
?: Eliza!! I'll be back again!!
?: Since today's no good, let's have a date tomorrow!!
?: Let's have some dinner tonight!
Gran: Put a sock it in!!!
Eliza: Stay safe.
Eliza: I hope they stay alive long enough to be thrown away.
Eliza: Aww, Grandma is too nosy.
Eliza: If a guy gets even a bit close to me, she goes on a rampage.
Mom: You should feel happy. It shows how much your grandma loves you.
Mom: I don't really like those flashy guys from around here either.
Eliza: I feel the same way.
Eliza: But the way it is now, if a really cool guy shows up, he'll be torpedoed by Grandma.
Eliza: If I don't end up married, who's going to take responsibility.
Mom: You can't help being cute.
Mom: You're the spitting image of me when I was young. And that's high praise.
Eliza: I seriously don't wanna believe that...
Mom: If he was here now, Grandma could also take care of her own health.
Mom: Gusta... What happened?
Mom: Even though Grandma also took kindly to you and beefed up...
Eliza: The training in order to protect was too tough and he ran away...
Mom: All set!! Here's mushroom soup and bread.
Mom: Be a dear and deliver this lunch to your Granma.
Eliza: Man, even though she's way past 70, she trains everyday at the top fo the mountain in her training shed.
Eliza: Grandma sure is something.
Wolf: Hey wormy,
Wolf: Find anything you can eat?
Elize: I can't see your face, but is something wrong?
Eliza: Oh! He's cute.
Eliza: What's down there?
Wolf: Ah!! No, don't!
Eliza: the hell!!
Eliza: What're you up to!!
Eliza: And what is this monster?
Eliza: Don't think I'm just a pretty face!!
Eliza: Even when Grandma ain't around, I'm good enough to protect myself!
Wolf: Wa... wait a second...
Wolf: This here's Wormy. He's my pet worm.
Wolf: Usually, he's very gentle and doesn't do anything.
Wolf: When he's hungry, he gets a bit excited.
Eliza: Ahh~~ Grandma's soup!
Eliza: What am I going to do...
Wolf: Strange. He's not a normal creature. He only eats poison.
Eliza: Hey!! Did you just call my mom's soup poison?!
Wolf: But he really only eats poison.
Eliza: Hm? Hold on.
Eliza: Don't tell me...
Eliza: Ah!! I knew it.
Eliza: Mom used KO mushrooms by mistake!!
Eliza: She's done it before. Not again~~
Sign: If eaten, the body will be knocked out.
Wolf: Ahh, that must have been what set him off.
Eliza: So this is why
Eliza: that wormy, was it?
Eliza: attacked me?
Wolf: Sorry about that.
Eliza: Man~~ What am I going to do about Grandma's lunch...
Eliza: Eh?! Did you just?!
Eliza: No, why did you eat that?
Eliza: Are you ok?!
Eliza: Okay. He ought to get better in a bit now.
Eliza: Carrying him was tough.
Eliza: I'm all sweaty and dirty.
Eliza: He shouldn't wake up for a while,
Eliza: so it should be fine...
Eliza: Hah, I feel refreshed. <3
Eliza: M-my clothes!!
Eliza: Ahh, you ate them!
Eliza: What are you going to do about that!! Throw them back up now!! Why you!!
Wolf: Huh... where am...
Eliza: Noooo Yaaaa
Eliza: Why did you have to wake up~~~?!
Eliza: Waaaah, you saw me naked!
Wolf: I... I'm sorry...
Eliza: Don't be lookin' over here!!!
Wolf: I'm really sorry.
Eliza: If you see anymore, I won't ever forgive you!!
Eliza: Cover your eyes!
Wolf: I swear... I didn't see anything.
Eliza: You're such a liar!!
Wolf: It's true I saw you, but...
Wolf: I was still so out of it, that I barely remember anything...
Wolf: You're so beautiful...
Wolf: that everything went white and I was blinded.
Wolf: I swear...
Eliza: What're you saying~~...
Wolf: I'm a bit late in saying it, but my name is Wolf.
Eliza: I... I'm Eliza.
Wolf: I came from a far-away city to look for someone.
Eliza: I see. No wonder you didn't know.
Eliza: Who cares about that!!!
Eliza: What are you going to do about my clothes?!
Eliza: Wormy ate them!
Wolf: Wormy did? They must have had soup on them...
Wolf: There were mushrooms in the soup after all.
Eliza: If I don't have any clothes, I can't move from here.
Wolf: Then I'll go quick to a nearby house and grab a change of clothes for you.
Wolf: I'll be back soon, so don't move!!
Eliza: There's a training shed close by on top of the mountain.
Eliza: My Grandma will be there!
Wolf: Got it!! Wait here.
Eliza: This day sucks.
Eliza: But, he seems honest...
Eliza: Not bad at all.
Eliza: And his name... was Wolf?
Eliza: I hope Grandma is at the shed.
Eliza: Eh? If she's there...
Eliza: wouldn't that be really bad?
Eliza: Oh crap!! If he says my name, there's no way he's gonna get out of there safely!
Eliza: She'll blast him into orbit!
Eliza: I have to get there fast!!
Eliza: Aww, I forgot!
Eliza: There's no way I can go there naked...
Eliza: The wind must of blown by hood over there!
Eliza: No helping it, since I'm in a rush...
Eliza: Should be okay.
Eliza: Hah... after coming this far,
Eliza: I should be there soon.
Eliza: I think...
Eliza: Not good.
Wolf: Hey, Wormy!!
Wolf: Spit her out!!
Wolf: Barf her back up quick!!!
Eliza: What's going on?
Wolf: Wormy ate your Grandma!!
Eliza: Are you serious?!
Eliza: So, she's in there?!
Eliza: Hey!! Let her go!
Eliza: Give me back Grandma,
Eliza: you little!!
Eliza: My Grandma is...
Eliza: the most important thing in the world to me...
Eliza: You think that you can get away with doing that to her?!
Eliza: If my Grandma is in there!!
Eliza: Give her back right now!!
Eliza: Where are you?
Sign: Poisonous mushroom soup stain
Eliza: Hey, no!
Eliza: Let goo
Wolf: You even ate Eliza!
Wolf: Why would you do that?
Wolf: You ate such a great person!
Wolf: People are the exact opposite of your food!!
Wolf: You stupid thing!
Wolf: I'm sorry, Eliza... forgive me!
Wolf: I wanted to get to know you better too~~
Wolf: You okay?
Eliza: I'm fine.
Eliza: I also saved my Grandma, somehow...
Eliza: I was so embarassed, that I... did that.
Wolf: Nah, it's cool.
Eliza: By the way, Grandma...
Eliza: She's like a shadow of her former self, but even smaller...
Wolf: Yeah, she's like a different person compared to before she was eaten...
Wolf: Grandma, don't tell me you're Mary-san?
Grandma: Yes, I'm Mary.
Wolf: I knew it...
Wolf: I was asked by Gusta to come here and cure you.
Eliza: Gusta... you mean, my father?
Eliza: What do you mean "cure"?
Wolf: Wormy is a creature that eats poison.
Wolf: He can also suck out the poison in people's bodies.
Wolf: Gusta-san wanted me to have Wormy suck out the poison in Mary-san's body.
Grandma: So my daughter's husband knew about it.
Grandma: That my body
Grandma: came from was created through all my efforts with doping...
Grandma: I enhanced my strength abnormally by taking tons of medicinal herbs.
Grandma: My bodies was actually near its limits...
Grandma: It was all to protect you.
Grandma: But along the way, you also got all strong yourself.
Grandma: Eliza, your spin kick is quite splendid... I was shocked.
Eliza: That's right!! I'm strong, so now it's my turn to protect you.
Eliza: I'm going to pay you back double for everything, so you better be ready.
Eliza: But I didn't know Wormy was going to suck the poison out of Grandma's body,
Eliza: So, I cut him right in two...
Eliza: I really did something bad...
Wolf: Don't worry about that at all.
Wolf: If he gets cut in half, he just winds up as two.
Eliza: Thanks, Wormy.
Eliza: Oh, you too, Wolf.
Worm: Nah, it was nothing.
Eliza: ...You know... I also...
Eliza: would like to get to know you better...
Grandma: I'll give this to you.
Grandma: You can use it as a new hood.
Eliza: Wow, it's a red hood.
Eliza: Thanks <3
Eliza: It's a bit long, bit if I tie it like so.
Wolf: It looks great on you, Eliza.
Eliza: You think so?
Eliza: I'll treasure it, Grandma!!
?: After this, people began to call her Little Red Riding Hood,
?: because Eliza was always wearing her treasured red cloth as a hood.
?: Some time later, the now-unused shed became Wolf's home.
?: And Little Red Riding Hood spent her time together with Wolf and her family
?: living happily ever after.
Grandma: Crap... That was actually my traditional loincloth...
Grandma: Well, she seems to like it, so no matter...
?: The title was a little off, so I'll be correcting it now.
?: Quite a happy ending.
Endnotes: The end joke is that the author added a "fun" to the title, to make it "Aka(fun)zukin Eriza", but I don't really get it. It could "fun" which I think is the sound sumo wrestlers make when they stomp... but I'm not sure. If anyone knows, let me know :)
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