Mirai Nikki Mosaic Keshi 5

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page 1:
panel) Because the lady of the eye is the sixth future diary user she is sometimes referred to as ‘the sixth’.
b1) Heya, sexth.
b2) pronounce it properly!
-ome actually says he shouldn’t pronounce it like a native English speaker which doesn’t really make sense. in kana he turns shikkususu into sekkususu

panel 2) Yuno’s future diary is the ‘yukiteru diary’
p3) That way she knows Yukiteru’s future
b3) oh!
b4) Yukki is going to profoundly state something silly again!
b5) Adults grow something like hair on their penis!
b6) that truly is profoundly silly
background) Uwooo!

page2:
title1) hesitation
b1)Yuki-kun
b2) yeah?
b3) hesitation is written with the kanji for ‘behind’ and ‘put into’
b4) what do you think people could possibly be putting in their behind?
b5) well, when you say ‘put into’ I think of things like ‘feels good’, ‘manly spirit’ and ‘balls’.
b6a) Are you saying it’d feel good if you were to put your manly spirit into my behind?
b6b) don’t play with my feelings!
background) I’ll take you seriously!
b7) is your brain all right?
-I HATE translating language jokes -_- it just cannot be done decently.
title2) no more holding back
b8) uwoooh
b9) Yukiteru-kun
b10) let me wipe your ass!
b11) or otherwise, let me eat your ass out!
b12) good day! I’m aru akise!

page3:
title1) grand total
b1) these 3 together totals 300 yen.
b2) eh!?
b3) 300 yen with phimosis?
-he heard ‘houkei’(phimosis) but she said ‘goukei’(total sum)
b4) then, what would it be without?
b5) hey miss, as you can see I actually have a remarkably plumb member
b6) won’t you take a look?
b7) I’ll look for 1’000’000 yen.
b8) it got more expensive!
title2) haiku and senryuu
b9) omechan! what’s the difference between haiku and senryuu?
b10) to put it simply haiku have lots of rules and are a bit stiff.
b11) senryuu are a bit softer in comparison.
b12a) so it’s like breasts
b12b) because nipples can get stiff too, right?
b13) don’t use breasts as an example!!
background) I want to handforge breasts by fondling them.
b14) don’t make up a haiku about breasts!

page 4:
title1) eyepatch
b1) when it’s hot like this my eyepatch gets so stuffy
background) waft waft
b2) let’s try changing it for something different.
b3) ah! surprisingly, this could be nice <3
background) panty
background) mirror
b4) Mine-nee, let’s play! if possible, adult play <3
background) slam (door open)
b5) ah
b6) uwaa, don’t look at me!!
b7) you look cute Mine-nee!!
background) blush
b8) na!?
title2) cute mine-nee
b9) the ribbon and frills are really cute
b10) re…really!?
b11) you aren’t making fun of me, are you?
b12) I’m just messing with you
pewpew
dodge

page5:
title: stalking 101
b1) Welcome, my name is Gasai Yuno.
b2) this time I’ll be teaching you about the ways of stalking.
b3) since I’m not a stalking myself I won’t be teaching you anything too special but let’s do our best.
b4) well then, let’s get STALKING!!
b5a) our target will be Yukki.
b5b) as usual he’s so cool <3
sfx) peek
background) sings: abalone and nipple differ in only one letter
-abalone(ｱﾜビ) and nipple(チクビ) actually differ 2 letters but the middle one kinda look similar in bad handwriting.
b6a) first up we have to follow him
b6b) since this is normal if you like someone there’s no need to explain this, is there
b7) let’s pursue the target till the edge of hell without him noticing.
b8) however, weird disguises will actually make you stand out more so let’s not do that.
b9) a natural appearance is the best.
on paper bag) a good citizen

page 6:
b1) and for humans the most natural look would be your birthday suit.
background) ba—n (sudden appearance). on circle: natural
b2) because you also clearly show you aren’t carrying any weapons people won’t treat you like a suspicious person.
-holy fanservice batman!
b3) well, I guess girls could still conceal something
b4) uwah, what’s this? are you asking me out? if not I’ll arrest you!!
b5) dots
b6) let’s rethink our approach and continue the mission
b7a) I had to reluctantly but my clothes back on because I was completely covered in bloodspatter.
b7b) the weapon I had hidden away turned out to be helpful.
sfx: swoosh
sfx: step
b8) ah
b9) hm… what was that noise?
b10) meow
b11) a cat?

page 7:
b1) a cat in heat’s sickly meow with a baby’s voice.
b2) that’s definitely a cat!
sfx: bump
b3) it’s important you acquire skills like this to get out of sticky situations.
b4) huh? I thought I heard a yuno’s explanation voice somewhere
b5) woof woof I wanna smell Yukki’s groin again woof
b6) ah that was definitely a dog
background) I was mistaken
sfx: snif snif
b7) uwoah!?
b8) what are you doing?
b9) ah drat, I wasn’t thinking
b10) I’m a dog woof. I’m a bitch woof <3
b11) it’s obvious you’re Yuno.

page 8:
b1) Darling Electric Thunder!!
b2) GYAAAAAAAAA
sfx: zaps
b3) When it comes down to it these kinds of tools are pretty convenient.
b4) for frail girls like me these are among the basic necessities.
sfx: zap
b5) now that Yukki has fainted let’s go and bug his house.
b6) Everyone has such devices lying around in their home so it’s okay.
background) Yukiteru’s house
b7) I set them up. around 100 of them.
b8) the amount of wiretaps you set up is proportional to your love so do your best everyone <3

page 9:
b1a) since we have the opportunity let’s rummage around the house.
b1b) Yukki should be out cold for another hour or 2 so I think it’ll be okay.
sfx: trotting
sfx: bumping
b2) treasure located!
b3) ahahahaha, so fragrant!
b4) before I get off with the loot I’ll make it seem a phantom thief stole it
on note) I took your underwear! phantom thief lupanty III
b5) now I don’t have to worry about being found out.
b6) I’m home
b7) uwah! Yukki’s already regained consciousness!?
b8) well, maybe I’ll go take a shower
b9) uwah! Who are you!?

page: 10
b1) I’m an underwear sprite
b2) You’re not some pervert?
b3) I’m not some pervert!
b4) where’s your proof? show me some proof!
b5) panties made in France are called panchuettes
-they made a joke about furansupan = baguette and panties
b6) yeah, that’s so true!
background) it’s the real thing!!
b7) I’m going to the next town to chase after the phantom thief.
-same note in the background as before
b8) may your underwear be blessed by divine protection.
b9) I wish a girls panties will drop down before my eyes
background) like this
b10) farewell
b11) That’s the end of this lesson.
b12) Since I’m not a real stalker I could only show you ordinary stuff but do your best everyone!
b13) Let’s STALKING!!
b14) ahahaha so fragrant!

page 11:
title: angel and devil
b1a) I picked up a wallet with 50’000 yen in it
b1b) What should I do with it
b2) you should just pocket it!
b3) who are you?
sfx: poof
b4a) I’m the demon within your soul
b4b) nobody saw you so just keep the money
b5a) woah! I’ve seen that often in bad fiction!
b5b) wait, your proportions are all wacked! deform properly will you!
background) you’re all neck
b6) it’s part of being a devil that you look scary. even I scare myself when I look in the mirror!
b7) you’re quite the sad little creature.
b8) that won’t do. You have to properly give it to the police.
b9a) an angel this time!
b9b) This one’s also scary!!
b10) more importantly, I wanna suckle your buttocks.
b11) He said something completely irrelevant!
b12) it’s what’s commonly referred t to as an angels seduction <3
b13) You seduce people like that?

page 12:
b1) in that case I wanna lick you too.
b2) I wanna lick your penis!
b3a) you’re too frank!
b3b) try forming your words to be more oblate
-it turns out japanese use this expression to mean ‘be more indirect’
b4) make it… oblate?
b5) yeah!
b6) your penis?
b7) yes!
b8) Okay!!
sfx: sound... of magic?
panel1) this fashion became really popular within the city!
p2) would you like giving it a try yourself?
text left) smartly dressed man found on the neighbourhood
circle) oblate
text at the bottom) we can’t show it in this magazine but be sure to walk across Sakuramichi and have a look
b9) I kinda misunderstood…
b10) but this could be good as well!!
p3) he delivered the money he found to the police
p4) after which he was arrested.

page 13:
-can’t translate; back hurts -_-

page14:
I catch a lot of attention with my hairstyle… but nobody messes with it