Original! Reinforced Urayasu Family 2

Onwards to chapter two. Once again, please do not use my translations, Bakafish will be scanlating this. If you're another translator then by all means critique and tell me what you believe I could have done better.


Page 01
2固め　妻の技
Reinforcement 2: Art of the Wife

Page 02
校長先生だ
It's the principal!

ホンとだ
Sure is.

オハヨーございまーす
Goood morning!

オハヨー校長先生
Morning Mr. Principal.

おはよー
Good mor-

ばヨ
Ning!?

オード
Whoa!1

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うあああああ
Whaaaa!

キャーッ
Ahh!

落とし穴だわ
That's a pit!

た・・・大変
This... This is awful.

校長先生が穴に落ちた
Mr. Principal fell into a pit.

ぜんぜん動かないわ
He sure isn't moving.

校長先生・・・
Mr. Principal...

誰か先生呼んできて
Someone get a teacher!

なんの騒ぎだ
What's all the fuss?

あっ
Ah

校長先生よ
It's Mr. Principal!

何があったんだ?
What happened?

教頭先生
Mr. Vice Principal!

校長先生が落とし穴に落ちたんです
The Principal fell into a pit!

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死んだのか?
Is he dead?

いいや、生きとるぞ
Nope, I'm still alive.

あっ
Ah.

こ・・・こ、校長ご無事でよかった
Mr... Mr. Pri-, Mr. Principal, thank god you're alright!

生きてたわ
He's alive!

あー、びっくりした
Wow, that was scary.

Page 05
ウチの生徒の仕業ですかね?
I wonder, was this the work of some of our students?

イタズラ好きの子供・・・元気があっていいじゃないか
Kids that love to pull pranks... As long as they're healthy then it doesn't matter.

いけません校長、今すぐ職員室に、校長暗殺未遂事件捜査本部を設置します!
We can't leave it at that, Principal! We should establish a criminal investigation headquarters in the staff room to investigate this assassination attempt!

またくだらん事を~、いちいち君は大げさなんだよ
You're thinking up stupid shit again, you over exaggerate everything way too much.

わかったかね、教頭?
Do you get me, Vice Principal?

ハイ
Yeah.

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早くオトナになりてーなー
I want to be all grown up soon.

ひゃひゃ嫌がるなよ
Don't act like you don't like it!

黒ヒゲは俺たち三兄弟のトレードマークだぜ
The black moustache is our trademark, bro!2

静かにしろ・・・シャベルもかくしておけ
Be silent... And hide that shovel...

何モゴモゴしゃべってんだよ、聞こえねーぞオラ長男のくせによ。
Why're you mumbling and crap? I can't hear a thing, you're supposed to be the eldest.

えーっ?
Eh?

俺たちが落とし穴掘ったのがバレるの怖ぇーのか?
You afraid somebody'll tell that we were the ones who dug the pit?

俺たちのバックに巨大な権力がついてんだよ
We got some big authority figure watching our backs.

オラ
Got it?!

なにビビってんだよ
The heck're you scared of?

えー
Eh!?

わーっはっはっはっダメだこいつ
Ahahaha, you're so dumb, man!

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うあああ
Wahhhh!

ムタッ
Gah.

うあああ
Waaaah!

兄貴がキレた
You've gone insane, bro!

ああああ
Ahhhhh!

痛てー、やめろ
That hurts, quit it!

あーん
Ahhhn!

うがっ
Agh.

兄貴やめろ・・・
Quit it, bro...

うあーん
Waaaah.

ん
Hm?

なんや?
What's going on?

うああお~
Waaah.3

痛でー
Owwgh...

誰やこいつ
Who's this guy?

やまなよ、痛がってるわよ
Please stop, you're hurting him.

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うあああ
Waaaaaah!

エボ
Ugh.

あおーん
Ahhhnn.

みゃー
Haaah.

あーんあーん
Ahhhn, ahhn.

リキッ
Guh.

コラ、逃げるな
Hey! Don't run away!

誰か来てクレー
Somebody come here!

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のり子、この人新しい教頭だってさ。
Noriko, I heard this guy's the new Vice Principal.

大きい人プー
He's a big oink-ing guy.

しゃっ
Yeah.

そんなことより聞けや
That doesn't matter, listen to me!

あかねが3人組のヒゲ男に襲われたんや
Akane was attacked by three guys with beards!

ヒゲ男!?
Guys with beards!?

上か?
They go up here?

そや!!おっ、なんか頼りになる教頭やな
Yeah!! Hey, seems like we can rely on this Vice Principal.

血が黒いぞ
Her blood's black.

大変だ、救急車呼べ
This is terrible, somebody call an ambulance!

ハイプー
Oink-right.

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ホント、兄貴は泣きはじめるとあぶねーなー
You're real scary when you start to cry bro.

次男　黒髭まさひろ
Second Son, Kurohige Masahiro4

ゴメン
Sorry.

長男　黒髭けんすけ
Eldest Son, Kurohige Kensuke

三男　黒髭よしあき
Third Son, Kurohige Yoshiaki

コラァ
Hey!

オメェーら
You three!

教頭だ
It's the Vice Principal.

横一列キレイに整列しろ
Line up in a neat, straight line.

けっ
Bah.

並ぶぞ
Lining up.

もぉ半歩前へ体をもっと密着させろ
Take a half a step forward and keep yourselves still!

うるせーな
Shut up, man.

来いよ
Come on.

Page 11
浅すぎるんだよ
You miserable bastards!

50メートル彫れって言っただろう
Didn't I tell you to dig down 50 meters deep!?

Page 12
穴の底には毒ヘビ100匹入れておけとも言ったはずだぞ
I even told you to put a hundred poisonous snakes into the pit!

うしろ向いて整列
Turn around and line up again!

毒ヘビなんていねーよ
There aren't any poisonous snakes around here.

何で校長の命を執拗に
Why're you always after the principal's life?

校長になりてぇんだよ
Cause I want to be the principal!

賞エネアリキック
Energy conservation kick!

モ
Wha!

ハッ
Ah!


1So I saw this in Chapter 1 too in the same kind of context, any real meaning? I'm not sure.
2If you've got a better way to be more accurate with this sentence then please help me out here. I can't think of a good way to say include the "three brothers/siblings".
3Man, I just realized that's the only anglo crying noise I know, any suggestions?
4So, the last name is Kurohige/Blackbeard, which do you think? Currently leaning towards leaving it black and having a sidenote somewhere.


And that's it for that chapter. Once again, go ahead and let me know what you think.