Original! Reinforced Urayasu Family 3

And here we go, keep on keeping on, and all that. Chapter three, here we go. Blah, blah, blah, required please don't use these translations for any kind of scanlation, Bakafish will be doing the scanlation.

Page 01
小便もれる
I'm leaking in my pants!

うおお、ちびる
Whaaa, it's starting to go!

3固め　BIG JOHN
Reinforcement 3: Big John

Page 02

もれる、もれる
I'm leaking, I'm leaking!

おりゃ
Let's roll!

便所、便所
Bathroom, bathroom.

Page 03
あ~、スッキリした
Ah, that's better.

やべえ
Shit.

キャーッ、なにコレ
Whaaaa-!? What the hell's this?!

ぐあ
Grrrh.

コラ、あなた
Hey, you!

だぁーっしゃしゃしゃ1
Ahahaahaha!

ちょっとまちなさーい
Now wait just a minute!

Page 04
あーあ、メチャクチャ・・・
Aaah, what a mess...

ただいまー!
We're home!

おじゃましまプー
Exq-oink-use us!

どあ
Agh.

わっ、危な
Hey, that's dangerous!

割れたガラスの上走らないで
Don't run on broken glass!

よくケガしないわね
They're lucky they don't get hurt.

ただいま
I'm home.

わああああ
Waaaaah!

ばぼ
Agh!

Page 05
たーだいま
I'm hoooome!

キャアー
Ack!

ばぼ
Agh!

扉が壊されるのこれで何度目よ・・・
I wonder how many times this door's been destroyed now...

よいしょっと
Here we go.

予備の扉もこれで最後ね
And this here's the last back up door we have.

帰ったでござる
I'm back.

アドッ
Shi-

Page 06
みんな家の出入りには注意してくださいよ
You guys need to pay more attention when you're coming and going here.

ドタバタと
Always banging about.

特攻隊じゃないんだから
You're not a suicide squad, you know.

元気があっていいじゃないか~
Doesn't matter as long as they're healthy, eh?

でもね
But...

そーだ!!
I've got it!!

うおお、箸をヘシ折るほどの指パッチン
Whoa, she snapped so hard she broke her chopsticks!

Page 07
いいアイディアおもいついたわよ
I just had a good idea!

そら
Take that!

うおら
And that!

セメントと砂利ね・・・
So, cement and gravel...

おっ・・・どうしたんじゃ?
Uh... What're you up to?

ははははは、ちょっとね
Not much, hahahaha.

まず、水を入れる前に空練りね・・・
So first we dry-mix some before we put in the water...

おはよー、のり子ちゃん!
Good morning, Noriko!

おっ、なんやコレは
Eh, what's all this?

Page 08
一週間後
One week later.

門があれば車で突入できないでしょ!
No cars will be able to get past now that we have a gate!!

うあー、門ができてる
Wow, she made a gate!

すごい
Sweet.

ひとりで作ったのか?
You made that all by yourself?

キャーッ
Wah-!

ほとんど廃材だけどね
It's mostly just scrap wood though.

スゲェーよ
That's awesome!

さすが順子さん
Nice work, Junko.2

カッコいい
It looks great!

Page 09
翌朝
The next morning.

行ってきまーす
I'm off!

だん
Ack.

でっ
Oof.

痛っ
Ow-

ちっ
Bah!

門があったんだ
There's a gate here!

くそっ、この門壊れてんじゃんよ
Shit, looks like it's broken.

よいしょうっ
Here we go.

うあ
Waah.

ぼぶ
Agh!

小鉄まって、笛忘れたわよ
Wait a second Kotetsu, you forgot your flute!

Page 10
オエエ
Oof!

めやん
Guh.

痛ったー
Oww...

自分で作った門の存在を忘れてたわ
I forgot all about the gate I built yesterday.

いきなり門壊れてるじゃないのよ
And it's already broken!

ウギッ
Ergh.

やっと門の外に出れたわ
Finally outside of the damn gate.

あっ、笛が
Ah, the flute!

ほらっ
Come on!

くそっ
Shit!

くそっ
Shit!

あー、笛がとれない
Man, I can't get the flute.

くそっ
Shit!

Page 11
痛だー
Ouch!

みゃ
Aggh!

ちっくしょー
Damn it.

せーの
One, two, ...

どああ
Agh!

ぐわば
Guah!

あっ
Ah.

サンドルが
My sandles!

よいしょ
Over we go.

痛た
Agh!

うっ
Ugh.

くそ
Shit!

あっ・・・しまった門があったんだ
Ah... Crap there's a gate there!

あっ
Ah!

ヤベェ、こっち見てる
Shit, she's looking this way.

Page 12
ちょっとどいて
Move over!

うあああ、な、なんだよ
Whaaa-, wha-, what the hell's this?

ヤッホー
Yahooooo!

わっわっわっ
Wa-, wai, wai-!

いくわよこの馬鹿門が3
See you later, alliGATEr!

ギャッ
Ahhhh!


1Anyone happen to know if this is anything? I think it's laughter but I'm not entirely sure.
2I know, I know. さすが means more than just "nice work", but that's a small bubble man.
3Any suggestions on keeping this pun in there that still sounds like English?



And that's it. Hope you enjoy it and just sit tight for the scanlations. Any and all help would be appreciated with the translation.