Original! Reinforced Urayasu Family 5

Hi. Chapter 5. Translated by me, for Bakafish, so don't use it to scanlate. The usual.

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5固め　140分マン
Reinforcement 5: The 140 Minute Man

おはよー
Morning!

オィース
Yo!

おはよーございまーす
Goood morning!

あら!?そこの席は小鉄と仁の・・・
Eh!? Don't those seats belong to Kotetsu and Jin...

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おはよーございまーす
Goooood morning!

小鉄君に席を交換しろって言われて
Kotetsu made us switch seats with them.

うん
Yeah.

げっ
Huh!

コラァ
Damn it!

最前列に戻り・・・
Get back to the first ro-...

やだね
No way!

キャ
Ahh!

ひっ
Eek!

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コラ
Hey!

わっ
Wah!

あっははは
Ahhahaha!

勝った
We win!

タッチ
Touch!

な・・・何が勝ったよ
Wha-... What the hell did you win?

先生にひっぱたかれずに前の黒板にタッチできたら勝ち
We win if we touch the blackboard without getting slapped by you!

やめなさいよ
Quit it, you two.

アホやな
Morons.

わーっははは
Wahahaha!

まぁ、いいわ、2人とも元の席に戻って
Whatever, you two get back to your seats.

あんたたち2人はここが指定席なのよ
These are your assigned seats!

ここつまんねー
These seats suck.

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2時間目
Hour Two.

着席
Sit down!

算数ですよ
On to Arithmetic.

わっ
Wha-

先生怒ってるよ
The teacher's pissed guys.

わっ
Waah!

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オラッ
Hey!

ヤッホー
Yahoo!

キャ
Eek!

くそっ
Shit!

ヤッホー
Yahoo!

最前列に
Go back to...

もど
The front...

ギャオ
Ro-agh!

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ハイ勝ち
We win!

タッチ
Touch!

くっそ
Daaamn it!

奈々子先生あいつらただのアホやから
Ms. Nanako those two are just morons.

相手にしちゃダメですよ
Yeah, don't pay any attention to them!

うしろの席でいいじゃー!
Our seats in the back are fine!

ダメダメ、ここに座って
No, they aren't. You sit here.

教師になって何年にもなるけど、あんな逃げ足の速い生徒は初めてだわ・・・
I've been a teacher for quite a few years, but I've never seen anyone as fast as they are...

あっ
Ah.

あんなとこでなにしてんのかしら
What're they doing over there?

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キレイに並べられた、このダンボールは・・・
Those cardboard boxes are all lined up neatly...

あっ
Ah!

教室とすべていっしょだわ
It's exactly like the classroom!

いいぞフグオ先生
Let's go, Mr. Fuguo!

ハイプー
Oink-right!

対あたし用にここでシミュレーションしてたのね
So they've been simulating plans to work against me!

コラ
Hey!

フグオ君があたし役・・・
Fuguo's acting as me...

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これはヤバイと思った私は電車に飛び乗り
Thinking this could be bad, I hopped on a train...

ひとり山奥の廃校へと向かった
And went out alone to a closed down school in the mountains.

シミュレーションスタート
Begin the simulation!

小鉄に仁
Kotetsu and Jin...

早く最前列に戻りなさーい
Hurry your asses back to the front row!

えっ!?
Eh!?

絶対前は嫌だ!?
You absolutely hate the front!?

ダメよ
We can't have that.

うしろがいい!?
The back's fine!?

こっちに来なさい
Get up here.

行かねえよババア!?
No way in hell, granny!?

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ババア~!?
Granny!?

先生をババアって言ったの?
You calling your teacher a granny?

そーだ、このくそババア
That's right you old hag!

ひどいわね
That's quite mean.

早く結婚しろ
Hurry and get married!

なに~!?
What!?

最近腰のまわりにお肉がついてきた!?
My hips have started to get fatter recently!?

デブちん先生
Ms. Fatty!

デブちん!?
Fatty!?

やめなさい
Stop it this instant!

デーブ、デーブ、デーブ
Fat ass! Fat ass! Fat ass!

やめろ
Quit!

デブデブ言うな
Don't call me a fat ass!

このくそガキが
You fucking brats!

ムカつくのよ、この顔
Your face is pissing me off!

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翌朝
Next morning.

おはよー
Morning!

うあああ、最前列にいるじゃないの
Whoa! You're actually in the front row!

説教しときましたから
We gave them a good talking to.

奈々子先生をいじめるなって
Told them not to torment you like that, Ms. Nanako.

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奈々子先生を困らすんやないぞ
Don't make trouble for Ms. Nanako!

がんばれ先生
Alright, teach!

がんばれ
Kick ass!

あー
Blaaah.

あたしたちは全員奈々子先生の味方だから
We're all on your side Ms. Nanako.

優しいのね、みんな
You kids are so sweet.

リベンジに燃え廃校まで行って特訓していた自分が恥ずかしい
I'm kind of embarassed now about how I was burning for revenge and even went to that closed down school to train for it.

ハイ、1時間目は理科よ
Alright! First up for today is science!

ハーイ
Alright!

普通の先生が一番ですね
Having a normal teacher's the best!

春巻先生は変人だったからね
Well that's because Mr. Harumaki was weird and all.

あの変なところが面白かったじゃーん
But don't you think his weirdness made him more fun?

あたしは奈々子先生が好きだもん
I like Ms. Nanako more!

普通すぎてすぐ飽きちゃうかもよ
Too normal can get boring though.

まだ生きてたのか、オラァ
Still alive? Eat this, bastard!

キャー
Eeeek!

わっ
Wah!

な、なんやこの先生
The hell's with this teacher!?

この一件で、私も普通の教師として見てもらえなくなってしまいました。
And with that, I was never again looked upon as a normal teacher.





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