Oretama 6

My Balls ch6.

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Page 01
タマには優しくしてあげよっか・・・＜３
I'll be nice to your balls... <3

うれしい悲鳴！？
A Happy Shriek!?

～オレが地球を救うって！？～
I'm going to save the world!?

Page 02
前回絶体絶命のピンチを乗り切った航太に、今回はどんなトラブルが襲うのか？
What kind of troubles await Kohta today, after his close escape last time?

２０XX年７月８日
July 8th, 20XX

はー　ようやく釈放されたよ
Haah, finally out!

まあ　一晩中店長と留置場で一緒だったおかげで
But you know, thanks to the fact that I stayed the night in a cell with the boss,

射精する心配はなくて助かったけど・・・
there wasn't any fear of ejaculating...

しかし・・・
But...

Page 03
禁欲もついに一週間超え・・・
I've been abstinent for over a week now...

さすがにこれ以上は精神力だけでガマンするのもムリがあるぞ・・・！？
I don't think it's possible for me to hold out any longer by will power alone...!

何か手をうたないと・・・！！
I've got to do something...!!

これ　そこの若者！
You there, young man!

むう・・・これは！！
This... this is...!!

はっ？
Huh?

な　何だよ　おっさん・・・
Th-the hell you want old man...

いいから　よく聞け！
Be silent and listen!

お主　顔に相が出ておるぞ・・・！
A shadow has appeared on your face...!

Page 04
な　なんだ！？　まさか・・・
Wh-what!? You can't mean...

死相が・・・ッ！？
The shadow of death...!?

大モテの相じゃ
I mean a shadow of great luck.

え？
Huh?

よいか　人は人生に３回のモテ期があると言われておる
Listen, it is said that most people have three lucky points in their lives.

しかしお主の場合・・・
However, in your case...

その　３回のモテ期が一か所に集中しておるのだ！
Those three points are all focused into a single moment!

この７月に！！
This month!!

モテ度
Luck

２０XX年７月
June, 20XX

Page 05
はあ～！？
Huuuh!?

な　なんじゃそりゃ！？よりによってこんな時期に・・・！？
What the hell!? Why now of all times...!?

７月の間はまさに人生最高のモテモテ！
This month, you will surely get lucky, more so than you ever will!

女をとっかえひっかえやりたい放題だぞ！よかったな　おい！
You can go through as many women as you like! Good news for you!

ア　アホか！！そんな事したら・・・
Wh-what are you?! Stupid?! If I did that...

人類は滅亡！！
Humanity would be destroyed!!

バ　バカらしい占いなんて信じられるか！
As if I'd b-believe such a ridiculous fortune.

はい　見料３千円！
Alright, that will be 3,000 yen.

ええ！？
Huh!?

Page 06
けっきょく三千円とられた
I ended up losing that 3,000 yen.

ただいま・・・
I'm home...

ふが・・・
Fuahh...

こうひゃ（航太）・・・
Koh-wa (Kohta)... *Basically, she's slurring her words.

エリス　おまえ　寝ないで待っていたのか？
Elyse, have you been up waiting for me this whole time?

バ　バカ言うな　「朝まで生討論」で
Do-don't be stupid. There was an early morning discussion on TV about

〝世界は本当に滅亡するのか！？〟がお題だったから見てただけだ！
whether or not the world really was going to end, so I was just watching that!

Page 07
ていうか　おまえ何でまだいんだ？一晩だけって・・・
Wait, why are you still here? Didn't you say just one night...

パタ
*flap*

こ　航太カップラーメン食うか！？うまいなコレ！
He-hey Kohta, want some ramen!? These are tasty!

ふん　アイリンなんかに　手柄を横取りされてたまるか
Hmph, as if I'd sit here and let Irene take all the glory.

にゃははーん＜３
Mwahahaah. <3

航太は　わたしが射精させてやるんだ　それまで居座ってやる！
I'm going to make Kohta come! I'll stay here until I do!

はあ　なにが大モテだよ！
Man, what love luck!?

こっちはそれどころじゃないっつーの！！
This is no time to be thinking about that!!

もはや　オレの股間はカップラーメンにも反応する始末
My privates are already starting to react to cup ramen.

オナカップとカン違いしてるのか・・・？
Is it supposed to be a fleshlight or something...?

モリッ
*twitch*

なにか手をうたないと・・・
I've got to do something...

待てよ？
Wait.

Page 08
そうか　だったらいっその事　勃たなくなっちまえば・・・
I've got it, that would make things so much easier. If it couldn't stand up...

インポになってしまえばいいんだ・・・！！
I should become impotent...!!

は？　　インポ？
Huh? Impotent?

勃起しなきゃ射精もしない・・・
If I can't get hard I can't come...

これで人類を救えるぞ！！
And then humanity would be saved!!

ええー！？
Huuuh!?

えー　インポテンツは主に心因的ストレスからおこり
Hmm, impotence is primarily a psychological state born from stress,

SEX中に彼女からなじられ自信を失ったり
when a girlfriend makes fun of you during sex and you lose confidence,

焦りなどから初体験に失敗した時などにそれがトラウマとなり引き起こされる事が多い
or when you rush your first sexual encounter and fail at it. These often create trauma for the man.

Page 09
なるほど　つまりインポになるためには・・・
I see, so in order for me to become impotent...

SEXでツライめにあって精神的ショックを受ければいいわけだ
Something bad has to happen to me during sex and give me a mental shock.

ーて・・・もしインポにならず普通にSEXできちゃったら・・・
But... if I just have sex and don't become impotent...

人類は滅亡！？
Humanity's doomed!?

なんてキケンな賭けだ！！
What a dangerous gamble!!

それ以前にSEXする相手がいねーし
But before that, I've got no one to have sex with.

モテない男はインポになる権利すらないのか・・・？
An unlucky man doesn't even have the right to be impotent...?

Page 10
ち　ちょっと待てよ　これってすごいチャンスじゃないか！？
Wa-wait just a minute! Isn't this a huge chance for me!?

わたしが航太とSEXして
If I have sex with Kohta,

そのまま射精させちゃえば・・・
and make him come...

い　いやでもSEXなんて
B-but, sex is...

そんな・・・
I can't...

それこそ美奈与ちゃんにSEXの最中ヘタクソなんて言われたら　即　勃たなくなりそうだけど
If Minayo said I fucking blew during sex I'd probably never be able to get hard again.

大モテ期らしいしダメもとでお願いしてみるか・・・！？
Since I'm supposedly lucky and got nothing to lose, should I try...!?

ムリに決まってるよな　ははっ
Even though it'd never happen, hahah.

はー
Haaah.

Page 11
またかよ！美奈与ちゃん　美奈与ちゃんて・・・
Again with all that Minayo, Minayo crap...

おい航太・・・
Hey, Kohta...

だったら
How about,

わたしが相手してやろーか？
I be your partner?

えっ？
Huh?

言っとくけど　私はおまえの事なんか大キライだからな
I will say this. I really, really hate you.

おまえのSEXなんて　けちょんけちょんにけなしてやる！
I'll completely smash your sexual prowess!

Page 12
徹底的にけなして二度と勃たないくらい叩きのめしてやる！
I'll smash it so completely that you'll never get hard again!

はわー！？なに言ってんだろ　私・・・！？
Wait, what!? What am I saying...!?

どうだ！？
How about it!?

はあ・・・
Huuh...

そこまでいわなくても・・・
You didn't have to go that far...

そう言われるとたしかにおまえが適任な気がするが・・・
Though, when you talk like that, it makes me think you might be the right person for this job...

むはっ
Mwahah.

そうだろう？
I know, right?

Page 13
いや　しかし　一歩間違えれば人類は滅亡
But, I can't! One missed step and the world's over.

危険すぎる！！
It's too dangerous!!

バカいえ！私がおまえなんか受け入れるわけないだろ！
Don't be stupid! As if I'd let you inside of me!

そうだな　よし　してみょう！
Yeah, alright, let's do this!

たのむぞ　エリス！
Thanks, Elyse!

えっ・・・航太？
Huh... Kohta?

するって・・・えっ・・・！？
Do this... what...!?

Page 14
ええ！？
Huh!?

その・・・エリス　オレ　リアルじゃ童貞だし・・・至らないとこもたくさんあると思うから
Umm... Elyse, I'm a virgin here in the real world... and I don't think I've ever gotten that far.

どんどんつっこんでくれ！！
So let me have it!!

あ　ああ・・・
Uh, yeah...

そ　そんな私だって初めて・・・
Bu-but, this is my first time, too...

じゃあ　さっそく・・・
Alright, here we go then...

せめて濡らせよッ！！
At least make it wet first!!

Page 15
いきなり入れるヤツがいるか！？
Honestly, who just sticks it right in these days!?

動物か　おまえは！？
You an animal or something!?

じゃあ・・・
Well...

ごくっ・・・
*gulp*...

あっ　そ　そんなに強く揉むな・・・
Ah, d-don't rub them so hard...

ヘタクソ！！
You suck at this!!

ご　ごめん・・・
S-sorry...

全然気持ちよくない・・・！
This doesn't feel good at all...!

女の扱いがわかってないんだよ！
You don't know how to treat a lady!

だ　だから童貞はイヤなんだ・・・！！
Th-this is why I hate virgins...!!

最低！
You're horrible!

Page 16
な　なんだろう　けなされるほどに・・・
What's this... the more she bashes me...

よけい興奮してきたような・・・！？
the more excited I seem to get...!?

は　はやくインポにならねば・・・！！
I've, I've got to hurry up and become impotent...!!

エ　エリス　もっと　オレを激しくののしってくれ！
E-Elyse, abuse me some more!

わっ
Wah.

あ・・・どこ触ってる　そこじゃない・・・ヘタクソ！！
Ah... what the hell are you rubbing, not there... you're awful!!

ご　ごめんっ
S-sorry.

全然気持ちよくないんだよ　この役立たず！！
That doesn't feel good at all, you're so worthless!!

そ　そんな・・・
B-but...

おまえなんかイヌ以下だ
You're worse than a dog.

Page 17
な　なんて事だ　ドMのオレでは
Th-this is terrible. For a complete masochist like myself,

インポになるどころか　ののしられるほど感じてしまう～！？
it's like I can't be impotent. The more she scolds me the better it feeeels!?

このままじゃ・・・
If this keeps up...

いや　まだチャンスはある・・・
No, I still have a chance...

それは挿入の瞬間！！
The moment of insertion!!

ちゃんとできるかという焦りとプレッシャーから
It's said that impatience and pressure to do things right

あれ・・・おかしいな
Huh... that's weird.

まだ？
Not yet?

インポになってしまうことがもっとも多いといわれるこの瞬間！
causes more men to go impotent!

頼むぞエリス　オレでもヘコむキツイ態度を一発！！
Do this for me, Elyse! Even if I yield, you better give me some attitude!!

バ　バカ・・・
Yo-you idiot...

Page 18
ぜ　全然気持ちよく・・・ないんだから・・・な＜３
Th-that doesn't feel good... at all... yeah. <3

お・・・おまえなんか・・・大キライなんだから・・・
I... I hate guys... like you...

えへっ＜３
Heh. <3

はッ！？
Huh!?

おい　エリス　しっかりしろ
Hey, pull it together Elyse.

あっちいけ・・・もお～＜３
Go away... jeeez. <3

こ　このままじゃ本当に入れっちまうぞ　オイ！！
I, I'll really put it in at this rate. Okay!?

Page 19
フー
*phhhhh*

にゃ～！？
Eeeek!?

ど　どうだ　インポになったか！？
H-ow was that? Are you impotent now!?

こ　これじゃあ　精神的じゃなくて肉体的ダメージじゃ・・・？
Th-this was more physical trauma than it was psychological, wasn't it...?

はー・・・
Haah...

Page 20
どうしたの　航太くん　ため息なんてついちゃって・・・！
What's wrong, Kohta? You're sighing over there...!

美奈与ちゃん　あっ・・・いや
Ah, Minayo... it's nothing.

はー　結局インポ作戦は失敗・・・
Haah. In the end, my impotence plan was a failure...

いい思いはできたけど相手は悪魔だし結局童貞のままだし・・・
It was a good experience, but my partner was a devil and I'm still a virgin...

しょせんオレの大モテ期といってもこの程度か・・・はは
So that's getting lucky for me... hahah.

まっおかげで世界が滅びずにすんだけど
Well, the world wasn't destroyed thanks to that though.

Page 21
ねえ　航太くん　そういえば私たちこのバイトで知りあってもう一年になるね
Hey, Kohta. Come to think of it, it's already been a year since we met here.

正直　はじめて会ったときはなんだか頼りなさそうな人だと思ったんだけど・・・
To tell the truth, I didn't think much of you as a person when I first met you...

一緒に仕事してるうちに本当に優しい人なんだって・・・
But after working with you, I found out you really are a nice guy...

いや・・・そんな
Er... I'm really not.

ヘタレなだけだよ・・・
I'm just a good-for-nothing...

ホラ　こういう接客業だと人に対する接し方とかよくわかるし
Well, in the service industry you can really tell how others behave towards people.

で　航太くんがどういう人か私なりにわかってきたりして・・・
And, ever since I found out what kind of person you were, Kohta...

で・・・そしたらね
I... well, you see.

んー・・・つまり　私が何を言いたいかと言いますとー
Mm... What I want to say is, well...

Page 22
美奈与とつきあってもらえませんか！
Would you please go out with me!?

えっ？
Huh?

Page 23
い　今なんて美奈与ちゃん！？
M-Minayo, what did you just say!?

あ　あの返事はすぐじゃなくていいから！
Uhm-um, you don't have to say anything now!

ほ　本当は　この前のプールの時に言おうと思ってたんだけど・・・＜３
I, I really wanted to say this back at the pool, though... <3

よかった　今日は言えて！
I'm glad I could say it today!

じゃあ　私あがりだから・・・
Well, I'm off now...

考えておいてください！
Please think about it!

え・・・つきあうって美奈与ちゃんがオレと・・・？
Huh... go out? Minayo and I...?

つまり恋人同士になって　デートしたり手つないだり・・・
Meaning, become a couple, go on dates, hold hands...

キ　キスしたりHなコトしたり・・・！？そ　そんな　バカな
K-kiss and more...!? Th-that, can't be.

そうだ　夢だ・・・これは夢に違いない・・・！！
Right, I must be dreaming... This has to be a dream...!!

Page 24
憧れの女性から告白！！性欲をガマンして付き合うなんて、航太には無理では・・・？
The girl he longed for confessed to him!! Can Kohta really hold back his sexual desire and go out with her...?

もりっ
*twitch*

な　なんて正直な下半身だ・・・！？
M-my lower half is so straightforward...!

ゆ　夢じゃないーッ！？
This, this isn't a dream!?

バカ航太
Stupid Kohta.

えへっ・・・＜３
Eheh... <3

人類滅亡回避まであと２３日ー
The world escapes destruction in 23 days!

次号につづく
To be continued.

Enjoy.