Shinseki Evangelion - Shinji to Asuka to Atsui Hi Oneshot

I did this really quickly just for fun, if anyone wants to use it, please ask. Actually, just use it, you don't have to ask.

p1
asuka: Ugh~
asuka: It's so hot~!!

asuka: There's something wrong with Japan,
asuka: not only does it get hot, it gets so humid too!

asuka: And it sucks that of all days, the aircon had to break on a day like this~
asuka: Hey, Shinji
asuka: I wanna eat ice-cream, and I mean a whole bucket,
asuka: go and buy me one.

box: Living together under one roof...

guy: Hey Shinji...
guy: Living together with a girl around our age like Asuka,

guy: does anything strange happen at all?

shinji: Nothing, nothing
shinji: I can't think of anything, I mean, it's Asuka...
asuka: Hey, are you listening to me?
asuka: Hello?

asuka: I said HEY!!
shinji: Ow-!!


p2
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Shinseiki
EVANGELION
Shinji and Asuka and a Hot Day

Illustration: Igarashi Ran
Original Work: GAINAX + khara

asuka: Could you stop ignoring me!?
asuka: Stupid Shinji!

text on right: Everything's right on its limit!!


p3
asuka: ...what's with that nosebleed?
asuka: are you stupid?

asuka: You pervert!

shinji: I can't take anymore...
shinji: Just because Touji said that, // now my mind's going crazy...

asuka: You've been trying to avoid for a while now, haven't you?
asuka: You weirdo.

shinji: ...not really.
asuka: You were probably thinking of something perverted again, weren't you?

shinji: N- No, I wasn't!
asuka: Liar! I can see it in your eyes.
asuka: Disgusting~
shinji: I- I said I wasn't!!


p4
shinji: I mean, a girl who is fine with looking like that infront of another guy...
shinji: is vulgar and ugly.
asuka: No way! I knew you were looking at my body!

shinji: You're the one who's showing it off when I don't even want to see it!
asuka: Hahh!? What's that meant to mean!?

shinji: ...Anyways, I'm going to sleep. 'Night.
asuka: We haven't finished talking!
asuka: Hey wait!!

guy: Shinji,
guy: you and Asuka haven't been talking much recently,

guy: did something happen?
shinji: ...what am I doing?
shinji: And I was the one who was having the weird thoughts..

shinji: ...oh yeah
shinji: maybe Ayanami...

asuka: That Shinji...!


p5
asuka: ...Hmm~

asuka: so he'll talk to the First...

??: What's wrong, Asuka?
??: Your synchro ratio went down, // pull yourself together.

shinji: Is it... my fault?


p6
asuka: Shinji... stop looking at me!

shinji: ...Asuka

shinji: ...A-Asuka,
asuka: ...what?

shinji: Uh... umm..
asuka: What is it?

shinji: ...It... it's nothing...
asuka: ...What is it you want!?


p7
asuka: If you hate me, then just say so!
shinji: It-It's not like that,,,
asuka: Then what is it!?

asuka: Why is it that I have to feel hurt by you...!?
asuka: It's so stupid!

asuka: ...It pisses me off so much I wanna kill myself,,,

asuka: Leave me alone...

shinji: Wait, Asuka!


p8
shinji: Take this...!
shinji: as a reconciler...

shinji: I-I'm not really good with this...
shinji: so I had Ayanami // choose it with me...

asuka: ...What is this...?
asuka: It's so lame...
asuka: Ugh...
asuka: and cheap...

asuka: ... // well, anyways,
asuka: I'll take it.

guy: ...what happened with Asuka?
guy: She's in such a good mood, it's disturbing...
shinji: Dunno...

text on right: Surprises make you happy.


end.