Gintama 77

The anime episode that corrisponds with this chapter just came out on thursday so we decided to pull yet another chapter out to help people watching the raws. I can't promise that the next one will be out sorry....but please enjoy this one!

Course credit jjching for translating from the chinese version and me for making it a little bit easier to read in english and comparing it to the japanese original.


Pg1
??? : *pant* *pant*

Side text : A mysterious shadow that lurks in the dark ! Yorozuya is going to face a huge crisis?!

??? : Mommy is sorry for this.

???: I will definitely be coming to get you back.

??? : Mommy is sorry for this.

Pg2
Kagura: Hey~~~~~

Kagura : Goemon from the popular band is now going to marry for making someone pregnant.

Gintoki: ¡¡How rotten it is.

Shinpachi: This world is really rotten to the max now.

Shinpachi: Many people nowadays either shack up or give birth to child without marrying first; the principle of this world is losing its stand already.

Shinpachi: Where have the good moral values of the olden days gone to?

Gintoki: I am not talking about that. The upper part of this have grow some white thingy like germs, is it becoming moldy or something?

Shinpachi: My way of thinking may be so old that you can considered it moldy already,

Shinpachi : but wouldn’t it considered to be game over already if we humans lose our good habits?

Gintoki: I told you I am not talking about this, when did we buy this? is the expiry date up already?

Kagura: That¡¯s right! Women care a lot about their own expiry date too; we can never ever make a bitch out of ourselves just because of this.

Gintoki: Hey, what are you guys bullshitting about, I am saying this is broken already, who take it out here?

Shinpachi, Kagura: It really is broken already~~~~

Gintoki: Yeah, I think the brains of you guys are broken already.

Pg3
Gintoki: Both of them don’t even have an idea of what I am talking about now.

Gintoki: Sometimes I can feel quite a bit of depreciation from Shinpachi’s eyes.

Gintoki: Should I give him a beating later?

Gintoki: But for Kagura ¡¡ I might be given a beating by her.

(Sound of baby crying)

pg4
Piece of paper: This is your baby. Please take care of him. I am tired already.

Gintoki: I didn’t see it, didn’t see it, this is not real.

Gintoki: Seriously, whose joke is this?

Gintoki: Didn’t see it, didn’t see it ,that’s not real , so it’s alright , I didn’t see it.

Pg5

Gintoki: I DIDN’T SEE IT DIDN’T SEE IT DIDN’T SEE IT! THIS IS NOT REAL!

Gintoki: BECAUSE THIS IS A JOKE! THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF JOKES IN THIS WORLD, AND THIS MUST BE ONE OF THEM! THIS IS NOT REAL!

Gintoki: I SAID IT ALREADY¡¡

Otose: DON’T MAKE THAT MUCH OF NOISE IN THE MORNING!

Pg6
Holding a milk bottle in one arm, Papa Gin is here!

Lesson 77: Milk should be at the heat of body warmth

Pg7
Shinpachi: What a jerk.

Otose: Indeed.

Otose: I have always thought that you are just a bit too laid back , but I had no idea that you are so bad that you spread your seed everywhere , and even dumped that very person too.

Gintoki: I told you I don’t remember at all.
Shinpachi: Then why are you bringing him back?

Gintoki: You think there are people in this world that will ignore a baby they see outside their house?

Kagura: Stop acting dumb, something must have happened out there that leave you no choice but to bring him here.

Kagura: Besides, look at this natural perm hair and his eyes; they look totally like inheritance of Gin-chan.

Gintoki: I am someone who passes down the genetic of natural permed hair? I would never let my child carry such a huge responsibility, even if the cell is corrupted, I will still give birth to one with normal hair.

Kagura: Don’t be that loud, you will scare the baby, you know? Right, Silver J Fox?

Gintoki: Please don’t call him like that.

Pg8
Gintoki: This must be a situation similar to Sadaharu.

Gintoki: That very person must have heard of the Yorozuya, think that we can solve any problem , and sent the baby here.

Gintoki: This is troublesome; we have to find his parents.

Kagura: He wanted to escape his responsibility of natural-perm

Kagura: Your daddy still doesn’t want to admit his fault now, Ginraku.

Gintoki: Please don’t be like that! Don’t called him by the name that seems like some *crosstalk!


Kagura: Ah, this is bad. He wanted to cry already.

Katherin: Could it be that he pooed down there?

Shinpachi : I don’t think so. He must want to drink milk now. Anyone have some milk for him?

Kagura: Allow me; I got a feeling that I can do it now.

Gintoki : How is that possible! What is it that triggers your maternal instinct?! Didn’t you just say that you can do a kamehameha yesterday? Can’t even get a clue of what you are talking about!

Katherine: Ah, I can do it that, to tell the truth my stomach has been a little weird since yesterday.

Shinpachi: I already said that he is not pooing! What can your shit do, you are the one who wanted to poo here! There’s milk here right? Heat it up a little with your body and bring it here!

Everyone: He drank it!

Everyone, Hey he drank it!

Kagura: Wah , he is really drinking , feels like he is really alive.

Gintoki: Hey, keep that baby away from Kagura.

Kagura: Hey, let me do the feeding too!

Otose: Kiddo, wait for 100 years more if you want to touch the baby!

Shinpachi : Hey, don’t push!

Otose: You guys are noisy! Things like this should be handled bu old lady! Old lady is best when it comes to this!

Pg9
Gintoki: Hey~~~

Gintoki: It’s not good if things continue this way.

Gintoki: They seem to be enjoying themselves.

Shinpachi: Simply drinking milk doesn’t seem to be enough.

Otose: Yeah, we have to buy some things for him, how troublesome¡¡

Otose: Things should be better with these, what a troublesome brat.

Catherine: Yeah, that¡¯s why I dislike children.

Kagura: Beibubeibubeeibu (just some sound to entertain the baby)

Kagura: What~~~~~He is not laughing at all.
Gintoki: They seem to be¡¡. Very interested in him¡

Otose: Be a good boy, Kintoki. Don’t ever be like that useless father of yours.

Shinpachi: Mantoki , look here , Mantoki.

Kagura: Ginraku, I am your mother, Ginraku.

Catherine: Idiot, idiot Sakata.

Gintoki: They are all¡¡ totally relating me and him together!

Pg 10
Shinpachi : Ah, hey! Where are you taking him?

??? : Hey~~~~~~~!

Otose: Is he trying to dump the baby way?

Kagura: He can’t do that!

Stranger: eh¡..

Stranger: Excuse me, there’s something I want to ask¡¡

Pg11
Okita: What? An abandoned baby?

Gintoki: That¡¯s right, he was put in the front of my house , gives me quite a shock.

Gintoki: So, it’s a job for you guys policemen now.

Okita: Hey, Boss, knock it off will ya?

Okita: This baby looks exactly like you.

Okita: Especially these pairs of eyes.

Okita: Don’t you know that young people nowadays are like this ? They met each other through games or online, then they just do it from there. This era sure is sick already.

Okita: I don’t know who that very person is, but my view on you is now on a different light.

Gintoki: Okita, that boss you are talking about is right here .You did that on purpose right?

Okita: Boss, you should clean up the mess that you made yourself. Women are responsible for giving birth to baby, and men should be getting headache while raising the baby.

Okita: I still have work to do, that¡¯s all for now¡¡

Pg12
Gintoki: Dang, why is it that all people around me can’t understand human language?

Gintoki: Did we really look that alike?

Baby: Ahu~~~~

Otae: Ah!

Otae: Gin-san, are you working?

Otae: Under this hot weather too, must be tough~~

Gintoki: Well it’s like this; someone asked me to take care of this kid.

Gintoki: That¡¯s all for now!

Otae: Ah, wait a minute, Gin-san.

Otae: Please give me a azuki no hori and haggen daz

Shopkepper: I don’t have such expensive ice-cream here.

Otae: You should have it, why don’t you buy it at some other shop?

Shopkeeper: Sorry, I will go and buy it now.

Gintoki: No, really ¡...it’s ok. I don’t mind, really.

Gintoki: You gotta be kidding; if she saw the baby then it’s no use explaining.

Gintoki: It’s ok, really! That’s all for now!

Otae: Ah, Gin-san!

Otae: Didn’t I tell you to wait?!

Gintoki: Woah!

Pg13
Gintoki : he…hey , are you alright?

Pg 14
Sa-chan: So that’s the case.

Sa-chan: I have finally understood.

Sa-chan : So that’s the relationship you two had , huh .

Sa-chan : I am like an idiot

Sa-chan : I am the only one who knows nothing at all , just like a clown.

Sa-chan: You two fool around with my feelings and think of it as entertainment.

Sa-chan: You two already have a baby from the very beginning.

Otae: Sarutobi-san , what are you talking about ? Be careful there, I might beat you to a pulp.

Sa-chan: Enough already, please, don’t say anything anymore.

Sa ¨Cchan: I ¡.feel like an idiot.

Gintoki: It’s not that you feel like an idiot, you ARE an idiot.

Sachan: I don’t care how you guys make a fool of me anymore, I am feeling terrible now ! I will never play SM with you anymore!

Sachan: Don’t use the excuse as my boyfriend and live in my house anymore!

Gintoki: Since when did I become your boyfriend and play SM with you?

Sachan: You two continued to give birth to a bunch of kids! I wish you two live in a ratty and shabby house! Goodbye! Be happy if you want to!

Pg 15
Sachan: Don’t even think about it!

Otae: What the hell is wrong with this woman! Continue to act by yourself! Go and direct a movie yourself!

Sachan: It’s a pity , Otae-san.

Sachan: Once a woman gives birth to a child, that very person will never considered you to be a woman anymore.

Sachan: From the very moment you give birth to a child you will become a family, and no longer a woman.

Sachan: You have give up on the race yourself, congratulation..

Otae: What the hell are you talking about! I told you that I didn’t give birth to any child. Who the hell will want to be with that laid-back samurai!

Sachan: Then how do you explain about the baby? They look totally the same, maybe it be the expression on their eyes or the natural perm hair.

Otae: Who the hell knows 1AT least I am very sure that that¡¯s not my baby!

Otae: Gin-san, say something!

Otae: You are only taking care of that baby because it’s one of your job rights?

Otae: Gin-san..

Gintoki: huh?


Pg 16
Otae: You two do look like the same!!

Otae : I don’t know who the hell is your wife , and I can’t believe that you actually have a illegitimate child .

Otae: You are such a jerk.

Otae: How can you still be considered as a samurai ? My impression on you is wrong all these time.

Otae: I want Shin-chan to quit his job there. Let’s go, Sarutobi-san

Gintoki: Dang it.

Gintoki: Why is it that people around me can’t understand human language?

Okita: That’s because you never listen to other people either.

Gintoki: ah, oh yeah¡..

Pg 17

Otose: I am sorry, I don’t know her. I have never seen her before.

Hashida: Is that so? I am sorry, I should introduce myself first.

Hashida: My name is Hashida Kahee

Pg 18
Otose: Perhaps he has been kidnapped?

Hashida: We are not sure yet, but he couldn’t walk now, so it’s quite possible.

Hashida: That¡¯s why I came and ask if anyone see this woman before¡¡

Shinpachi: Such a beauty¡¡

Otose: Have you been to the police station yet?

Hashida: This is a family matter anyway; I don’t want to make a big deal about it.

Otose: But something bad is happening now, it’s not the time to hold on to that principle of yours.

Hashida: It’s true, but¡

Hashida: If any of you ¡see this woman, please contact me , and my grandson’s photo¡

Woman : Excuse me , is anyone home!

Otose: Hey, I am here, Can I help you?

Woman: Huh?

Pg19
Gintoki: Ah, I am beginning to lose my confidence already.

Gintoki: Could it be that you are really my son? Hey, where are you real parents?

Baby: Ahu~~!

Gintoki: Can you say papa?

Baby: Ahu!

Bunch of guys: Mister, wait just a moment please.

Gintoki: Hey hey, I didn’t know that you got that many fathers!

Side text: Ginraku(temporary name) brings trouble!



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