Gintama 191

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Side Text Above: Gintama

Side Text 2nd panel: With one blow!

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Kondou: You…You’re kidding..

The top class legendary hunter managed to take that down in one blow..

And to be able to attack with that huge weapon alone…

I never thought we’d meet him

But yet the most feared person in this world is here.

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The man who knows everything

The man who’s hunting skills are unequaled in this world.

That’s the legendary Hunter.

GINTAMA

Lesson 191
To Net gamers Reality is an inverse parameter.

It’s M!!

The Super Production Jump Square,

Includes the Sterilization of 3rd Year Z class Ginpachi Sensei

The next issue comes out December 4th.

Sorachi Hideaki

Side Text: The legendary Hunter appeared before their eyes!

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Shinpachi: C…Cool…

I was expecting an older man, but he’s actually young and strong!

Gintoki: Is this Final Fantasy? Did we step into Final Fantasy?!

Kondo: I…I want an autograph!!

Katsura: What are you doing? We didn’t come all the way out here to find him just to end up squealing over him like some groupies.

Though it would be nice M if I could get a picture standing beside you.

Shinpachi: Who’s the one acting like a groupie now?

Shinpachi: Um, Excuse me?

M: You don’t need to say anything.

I already know why most people come out here looking for me. I am M after all.

You guys are undoubtedly looking for someone within this game. That woulse seem to be the case as I glance over your party.

I’ve been waiting for you guys.

You who are the ones who can save everyone from the despair which has befallen us all. You are the dawn of hope.

The True hunters that have come to save us all.

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M: This place is an important place to hunters who have come looking to slay monkeys.

This isn’t a place where players who are looking to simply have fun come to.

So if you are here it means you have a higher purpose.

Don’t you know of the gamer aliens?

Shinpachi?: Co…Could it be?

M: Yeah you guys aren’t the only ones who have been affected by the Cattle Mutilation.

Many others have come to try to claim back their bodies after they were changed without permission.

Even now more and more of them are coming for that purpose.

Sacchan: I had no idea you were here for that.

The Bakfu has gotten information that the aliens who are behind the abductions play this game and decided to try to stop them here, and so I was hired to come into the game and search for them.

The Gamer Aliens have finally raised their ire to a point that they’re willing to go that far.

Shinpachi: Well we didn’t come here for that really, we only came because the Aliens have personally changed us.

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M: Of course even the game controllers aren’t allowed to delve too much into the players lives.

So we can’t just search them by profile, so we’re stufk with having to search the whole game for someone who fits their description.

However guys like you….

I’ve never met before.

This is the Monkey shrine.

All the information about Monkeys and even the strongest ones come to this building from time to time.

If the Alien Gamers want to be really tough they’d have to come here without fail.

I suppose since you guys are the true hunters I could lend a hand.

Let me fight alongside you.

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M: Anyone who would dare to take away the pleasure people have when they play this game should be punished.

I only want to welcome people here who come for fun and not revenge.

Lets go together.

And restore the fun that once was rampant in this game.
Shinpachi: M!!!!!!!

Next door people: Shut up you!

Shinpachi: Sorry!!! But he’s so cool! You’re really the best thing that happened to our party!!

Gintoki: You sure about this? You’re gonna get dragged into our problem you know.

M: Not a problem. Anything that happens in the game is my concern.

Don’t worry about it, I’m not going to charge you or anything like that either.

The truth is I’m also trying to get my body to return to normal.

Gintoki: Wait…you….you’re a scre---

M: Something like that…though not exactly.

I was suddenly drawn up into the light.

By the time I had noticed it was too late.

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Hasegawa: They had remodeled everything…..

Shinpachi: THAT’S NOT REMODELING!!

So basically you’re saying that you want to blame them for your crappy life?!

Hasegawa: I’m only left with my dirty glasses after they remodeled everything I have.

Shinpachi: THAT’S YOUR FAULT! ALL YOU”RE DOING IS TRYING TO DIE AND BE REBORN IN THE GAME! YOU CAN’T CHANGE THAT EASILY!!

To think…that the legendary hunter is only Hasegawa-san…

Maybe the ‘M’ was for MADAO…

Gintoki: I see, so it seems like in the game there are legendary hunters and legendary losers as well.

He’s totally lost himself in the parameter of this game…

I guess he figured if he couldn’t add up to anything in real life he could become a somebody in the game, and managed to even become the legendary hunter.

Anyway our party is decent enough without someone who’s a useless human being to bring us down.

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Shinpachi?: Huh?!

Someone is coming!

They..

THEY’RE HERE!!!

There’s no mistaking it!

This is our chance to perhaps get our bodies back to normal!!

Gintoki: I’ve been looking forward to meeting these bastards for what seems to be a hundred years!

Katsura: Wait!!

This the the game world, and if we are to jump in on them without knowing what we’re doing we may end up losing or worse they may get away before we can change our bodies back.

Kondou: You’re right Punch Samurai G, if we end up in that situation there was no reason to even come in this game in the first place.

Shinpachi: You’re kidding….What do we do then?

M: Let’s meet Offline.

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Shinpachi: Offline?

Hasegawa: Right. If we meet online we can perhaps find away to meet them in real life, while learning more about each other and our faults.

After all its kind of hard to say what we mean on the net.

Offline we can do so much more than what we can on computers.
Shinpachi: Do you really think we have the time for such troublesome thinking?! Besides we’re not even here to make friends!!!

Hasegawa: We just need to take it easy. If you take 3 weeks to read the manual I’m sure that we can find something to get us out of this situation on page nine mpaybe.

???” Ok! Lets meet offline and plan something!

Shinpachi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THE ENEMY IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US ISN’T HE?!

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Shinpachi: It…IT CAME!!

Alien: Whoa…that thing must be the last boss.

It’s huge!

Hasegawa: Listen up, that thing is the strongest enemy we have to face.

The enemy is the Monhan final boss.

Lets do it

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Shinpachi: Wow…

They look like they had no problem defeating it.

What the hell?!!

Wha-wha-wha-wha What are we supposed to do?! We have to fight those things?!?

If they could beat that thing so easily…

Monhan the last boss…

Shinpachi: This is bad! Really really bad! They may end up quitting the game now!

We have to find a way to stop them from leaving now that they’ve beaten Monhan!

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Hasegawa: An enemy! Another new aenemy has appared!!
Shinpachi: Where?! Where are they?

Hasegawa: Anyway we have to head off in this direction!

We have to stop any chaos from befalling the game!

Sacchan: I guess we’ll have to use a woman’s power here.

Gintoki: Che…I guess it can’t be helped.

???: Hey did you see this thing I fiound?

???: Huh? What the heck is that?

???: I dunno but…

Sacchan: Oh my Ginko, but we’d better stop, those people over there can hear what we’re doing, so lets go somewhere else.

Gintoki: Your voice is loud!!

Ah, they’re looking here.

Sacchan: Um…Excuse me, the two of us are hunting all alone…

Gintoki: If you’d like how about you join up with us? It would be really nice of you..

Sacchan: Hey…do you think that’s ok? I don’t know if they’d be interested in joining up with us..

Shinpachi: Not bad!

They’re acting like high school girls, and there’s

no guy that could possibly resist that kind of invitation!

Sacchan: I mean I’d be fine, but you get so lonely sometimes Ginko..

Gintoki: Hey don’t be like that, you were the one asking about big strong hunters who would be interested in joining us.

Sacchan: Oh my Ginko….

Gintoki: Oh no Sako-chan…

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Kagura: No…How about me.

Shinpachi: Why would they need an Old man!?!

You’re not a girl right now!!!

Kagura: You need a magician? Or a white mage? Are you in trouble? Did someone cause you trouble?

Shinpachi: That would be you!! The old man causing trouble!!

Alien: Sorry but we’ve already defeated the last bos and everything..

Gintoki: Oh how amazing!

So strong! I’m sure no one can beat you two!

Alien: Eh..yeah I guess so.

Gintoki: But there’s still something more that the two of you have to do other than taking care of the boss…

How about the Estaku? Or the Maskaku? Do you know of those things? They’re even more impressive than the final boss!

Shinpachi: Maskaku?!? What the hell is that?! Quit with your lies!!

Alien: What should we do? Should we allow them to travel with us? They seem insistant on that..

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Alien: Doesn’t bother me

Do whatever you want.

Shinpachi: WAAAAAIT!

Where the hell is the Maskaku in this world?!

What the heck is going on here? They just forcefully walked away with their group without even asking how WE felt!

Katsura: This is bad.

Those two men…

It seems like they may be planning something else.

Why would they accept an addition to their party when they’ve defeated he last boss?

Look, they’re leading their party to somewhere very suspicious.

Its almost like they’re trying to go somewhere with them..

Wouldn’t it be better to meet these players offline?

I’m sure they’re planning something underhanded.

Kondou: Perhaps we should follow them? If they go any further down they’ll be in an AT Field that we can reach.

If we end up having to enter their AT field then we will lose our advantage and they’ll gain one.

Shinpachi: What do you mean? What is an AT Field?

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???: So then what should we do?

Those guys are getting away right in front our eyes.

Kondou: It would be great if we had some kind of back up to watch us or something.

Right now the only thing we can do perhaps is launch a sneak attack.

???: THERE!

???: Though what should do? They are still going further down.

Nothing..

Gintoki: This is bad, maybe they’re trying to trap us.

Sacchan: Though we have no way of knowing.

Alien: By the way, we noticed that you guys are sure doing a lot of blabbing back there.

You wouldn’t be planning on doing anything stupid back there would you?

???: Hmm?
Would you mean something like this?

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Kondou: Its me…Me!

Just your level 2 underling!

I’m sure you don’t remember me but..

Gintoki: A..amazing! I’ve never seen a monkey like this! It most be one of those rare breeds! It sure went down easily though..

Alien: Uh, what was that just now…wasn’t that someone you nkw?

Sacchan: No it wasn’t anyone we know, it as a monkey, a random monkey who appeared just now.

Kagura: Hey I got something really rare here myself!

(You got dirty stick!)

Maybe we could find some kind of use for this later?

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Alien: Really?

Alien: No that isn’t it at all! Use your full power to through that thing away!!

But there’s so much of it, we should try to use it.

Katsura: Fruits Chimpo Samurai G!!! (Lol)

Shinpachi: Just now you laughed….

Well his plan was pretty crappy to begin with..this should have been expected.

Katsura: Still he was brave that Fruits Chimpo Samurai G! Wouldn’t you want someone to avenge you once you died! (Burning)

Shinpachi: Just now you have a burning emoticon…

Katsura: Fruits Chinpo Samurai G told me…

That people should open their hearts and accept what should come, no matter how horrible it ends up being.

Shinpachi: No…I’m almost positive that he didn’t say something like that.

Katsura: How can we start abandoning each other in a place like this? Isn’t this the important time to trust each other?

I’ve decided. I’m going to go in after them. (Sweat.)

I’m leaving everything out here to you! This is no longer the time to act but the time to do! I’m sure we’ll meet again on some star somewhere!

Shinpachi: Wait!!! Katsura-san!

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Katsura: YOU BASTARDS!!

The truth is that I’m going to shower you bastards with my richest yellow stream!

I’m going to make sure you remember this!!

Shinpachi: DID YOU COME UP FOR THAT JUST NOW!? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?

Gintoki: Wow amazing! Yet another rare monkey came out of no where!

Alien: Though, this time I’m positive that this guy was someone you now…in fact the last guy was too wasn’t he?

Sacchan: I’m telling you they’re just Monkeys that came out of no where and have no relationship with us.

Kagura: Hey look at this; I managed to find some other rare object! I’m gonna pick it up.

(You got Water of Hope!)

???: AS IF!!!!!!

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Alien: Hey, quiet with all that damn noise bastard.

Chew chew chew chew chew! Its annoying!

Alien: What are you planning anyway?

Aren’t you one of their friends?

Gintoki: Huh? What are you saying?

Alien: We already have an idea of who you bastards are.

Gintoki: We were looking for two guys who happened to fist your description….who are you?

Alien: Huh?? We’re…

Screw drivers…

Senpai: Iron(?) User

Student: Whip user

Side Text: Next time more festival premonitions!!

GINTAMA LESSON 191 END.