finished full script for 191 as requested by Bomber D Rufi ^^
this was hilarious to translate and explains a bit of what happens in 192 as well (like Masukaaku XDDDD; )
I had the raws with me this time, so I'm pretty confident with this translation~
white text: with one strike!
Kondou: You're...You're kidding...
Taking down that strongest class of monkeys, the legendary Paoshanron, all by himself.
Kondou: And with just one strike too...
Kondou: There's no mistaking it
Kondou: To be able to do something like this, there's only one person in the world...
Kondou: He who knows everything of this world
Kondou: The man who hunts down every prey on this planet
Kondou: That is the legendary Hunter
Kondou: "M"!!lesson 191 - parameters in real life and in net games are directly inversed
black text: that legendary man has appeared before them...!!
Shinpachi: Cool...So cool...
Shinpachi: I thought he was going to be a buff ossan (middle-aged man), but this guys way cool!!
Shinpachi: Didn't you appear in FF (Final Fantasy)? You appeared in THE FF didn't you?
Kondou: I...I wonder if I should get a signature
Katsura: What are you getting so excited over? That isn't why we're here. (blank line) Excuse me M-dono (T/N: dono = polite form of san) would you mind taking a picture with my children?
Shinpachi: No really, why are you here then? Who are your "children"!?
Shinpachi: Excuse me erm...we
M: You don't need to say anything.
M: Who do you think I am? I'm the one who knows everything, M aren't I?
M: Why you guys are playing this game, why you have been looking for me. I know everything.
M: I've been waiting. (top-right)
M: Not afraid to face any challenges. Hunting for the tomorrow of hope. (bottom-center)
M: For the arrival of the true Hunters. (top-left)
M: Lately, in this world of MonHun (T/N: short for Monkey Hunter), many strange Hunters have been appearing.
M: They aren't here to enjoy the hunt, but to focus entirely on searching for people.
M: And what you can count on every one of them to say is...
M: "Do you know about the alien gamers?"
Shinpachi: Don't...don't tell me
M: That's right...you guys weren't the only ones who had been put through Cattle Mutilation
M: People like you who are searching to retrieve their own bodies
M: are coming one by one into this world
Sacchan: You guys didn't know?
This case has even moved the government into action. Actually, I've also been sent to join in this game by a certain member of the government
Sacchan: in order to tie up the alien gamers.
Shinpachi: Yeah but, you tied up yourself instead didn't you. You didn't do anything other than your M play. (T/N: Masochist play/technique)
M: ...but, most of those players gave up hope and threw away their controllers.
M: In this net world, searching for a specific person without knowing their name is nearly impossible.
M: To be able to reach me
M: you guys are the first ones.
M: You should be able to find what you're searching for here.
M: In side this holy shrine lives the monkey that stands at the top of the food chain, the legendary beast Seitentaisei (T/N: reference to the Monkey King/Goku from Saiyuki, which is a very famous Chinese fantasy novel, not just a manga by Minekura-sama XD; )
M: If those guys want to hunt him, they'll have to come here.
M: You guys are the ones I've accepted as true Hunters.
M: Won't you battle by my side?
M: They keep treading mud into our Hunter's Paradise
M: I cannot allow them to continue.
M: Let's go together
M: to take back our Paradise.
next door: Hey, shut up already.
Shinpachi: Ah! I'm sorry!! M is too cool!! In the end we finally found someone serious to join our party!! (T/N: party = group)
Gintoki: Is it really okay? To get you caught up in such a troublesome conflict.
M: Hmph, in games, it's the troublesome things that are most enjoyable.
M: No need to worry, a normal person or someone just curious won't do something like this.
M: I too must recover my own body.
Gintoki: Could it be...you've also been turned into a screwdr...
M: Well, it's to a different degree than you guys.
M: There had been a sudden flash of light from above
M: by the time I realized, it was too late
Madao (er...Hasegawa): I had been modified into, an unemployed man...
Shinpachi: That has nothing to do with modification!!
Shinpachi: What, are you blaming the fact that you have no job on the aliens!? You were like that from the start already!!
Madao: For Hasegawa, he has lost his ambitions and everything else. They have all been modified into a pair of filthy sunglasses.
Shinpachi: That's you isn't it!!? Don't just deny who you are right now and make up a new version of yourself!!
Shinpachi: What's with this...the legendary Hunter is...someone like Hasegawa-san
Shinpachi: "M", that's the first letter of MADAO isn't it
Gintoki: I see. Using all that spare time you have to escape into this game, that's how you became the strongest Hunter.
Gintoki: Parameters in real life and in net games are directly inversed
Gintoki: The strongest players in games, in reality are those useless people with the most times on their hands, that's very common. When a legendary Hunter appears, that's also when the legendary useless bum appears.
Shinpachi: Speaking of which, our party is the strongest isn't it? So we're surrounded by useless bums...are we gonna be alright?
Shinpachi: They're here!!
Shinpachi: It's them!! There's no mistaking it!!
Shinpachi: They look the exact same as they did in real life!!
Gintoki: Meeting those two fools here, this is their doom.
Katsura: We're inside the game right now, even if we catch those two here, we can't get our real bodies back [anxious] (T/N: Katsura's 'emoti-words' will be in [square brackets])
Kondou: Punch Samurai G is right, there's no point if we can't bait out the real bodies playing the game.
Shinpachi: Then...just what should we do?
Madao: An Off Meet
Shinpachi: Off Meet?
Madao: That's right, an Off Meet is when net players who become friends on forums or chat boards meet offline face to face in real life to strengthen their friendship.
Madao: Help those guys in their hunt and become net friends.
Madao: Then, invite them to an Off Meet to bait them out of the computer world.
Gintoki: We don't have time for dull stuff like that!! It's already been 3 weeks, we've been doing this lame stuff for 3 weeks!
Katsura: It's because it's been 3 weeks that we need to be calm about this. It's because this is only the 9th page that we need to think this over calmly.
Madao: Alright, then in order to ensure our plan works, let's schedule an Off Meet
Shinpachi: You're way too composed aren't you!! You're as composed as if you were in your own home aren't you!!
Shinpachi: It's here!!
alien#2 (thick-lipped one): Senpai (T/N: older acquaintance), it's here, the last boss.
alien#1 (mustache one): It's huge.
Madao: Alright, either way, let's sell them a favor first. (T/N: to make the aliens indebted to them)
Madao: That's the strongest enemy in MonHun
Madao: don't get killed!
Madao: Let's go!
Shinpachi: ...it looks like
Shinpachi: it's already been defeated
Shinpachi: HOLD ON A SEC!!
Shinpachi: W-wh-what should we do!!? We didn't even do anything yet!!
alien#2: Ah, the last enemy has fallen too huh?
alien#2: So MonHun's over with this right?
Shinpachi: This is bad!! This is bad!! Those guys look like they're ready to quit the game!!
Shinpachi: If they quit MonHun, then it's over for us too!!
Madao: Enemies!! We need a new enemy for them!
Shinpachi: An enemy you say, but where the hell do we get one!?
Madao: Anyhow, I'll take care of that!
Madao: You guys find a way to keep them in the game!
Sacchan: It seems it can't be helped but to use feminine powers now hm?
Gintoki: 'Tch, can't be helped.
alien#1: In the end it seems we haven't been able to find "that" huh...
alien#2: Un, by "that" you mean treasures and items?
alien#1: No! "That" is...
Gintoki: Hey, you go say hello first!
Sacchan: No way~ Ginko (T/N: Gin from Gintoki, -ko is a common ending for female Japanese names) was the one who said that guy's antenna looked yabai (T/N: the word "yabai" can mean gross/bad, but in modern slang, it means cool/awesome/good; kinda like the equivalent of the English "sick"). You should go first Ginko!
Ginko (er...Gintoki): Ah, oh no, they're looking this way
Ginko: U...u~~~mm we're actually hunting together, the two of us
Ginko: would you like to come hunt with us? --- is what she said
Sacchan: Eh, that's not it, it's her. She said it!
Shinpachi: They're good at this!!
Shinpachi: They've perfectly replicated the high school girl mood
no man can withstand this!
Sacchan: I didn't say anything like that, Ginko said it!
Ginko: Hey, stop it~~~ Because Saruko (T/N: Saru from Sacchan's name, -ko as common female name ending) said that the full-body tights look was really yabai
Saruko: No, that was Ginko!
Ginko: No no, it was Saruko!
Kagura: No, it was me aru!
Shinpachi: Why is a middle-aged man mixed in there!!?
Shinpachi: Right now, you're not a girl you know!!?
Kagura: It's really yabai isn't it? White tights, isn't it just yabai? Won't it be not not not yabai? (T/N: Kagura's just going overboard here, ignore her)
Shinpachi: What's yabai is that gross middle-aged man alright!!? (T/N: here, Shinpachi uses the "gross" meaning of yabai)
alien#2: Ah, sorry, since we already took down the last boss, we're-
Ginko: Wahh!! That's awesome!!
Ginko: You're really strong aren't you~~ I admire you guys~~
alien#2: Well, it was a one-hit KO
Ginko: Ah, but did you know there was a hidden boss before the holy shrine?
Ginko: Estark (T/N: monster from Dragon Quest game) or Masukaaku (T/N: name of a character that has appeared in Gundam SEED...OTZ), I'm not sure, but it's a super strong hidden boss you know?
Shinpachi: Maskaaku!? Where the hell are you heading with this!!
alien#2: Senpai, what should we do? They said they want to go with us.
alien#1: It's fine if they want to though
Shinpachi: WAIT A SECOND!!
Shinpachi: Maskaaku doesn't exist anywhere in this world though!!
Shinpachi: What should we do!!? They just talked about whatever and now they're going to whereever!!
Katsura: ...this is bad.
Katsura: That man called 'senpai' or something
Katsura: He's definitely got the Junior High 2nd Grade Syndrome
Katsura: Overly sensitive to the opposite sex, afraid to look directly at them, pretending he has no interest
Katsura: See? It's great that they've joined the party, but that sense of distance
Katsura: Using the Venus fly trap (T/N: the girls?) has given us the opposite effect
Katsura: This way we can't effectively invite him to an Off Meet
Kondou: Let's use the effects of the Junior High 2nd Grade Syndrome instead then
Kondou: Those with Junior High 2nd Grade Syndrome have a thick AT Field
(T/N: ...from Evangelion -____-; ) against the opposite sex. But they're defenseless against the same sex.
Shinpachi: And you're talking about AT Fields, you're the one who has Junior High 2nd Year Syndrome
Kondou: I'm going to open that guy's AT Field, you guys use that chance to join them
Shinpachi: Open it? How are you gonna do that?
Shinpachi: That guy doesn't seem to open up to anyone but his kouhai (T/N: younger acquaintance/alien#2)
Kondou: If he thinks we're comrades, he should open the doors to his heart.
Kondou: Don't we have anything that would make me look like those guys?
Kondou: That's it!
alien#2: What's wrong senpai? You've been quiet for a while now.
alien#1: No...nothing's wrong
Ginko: This is bad...he still hasn't opened the doors to his heart yet
Saruko: He's right at the age where it's hard to do so.
Ginko: That kind of habitual sneaking of glances in our direction is getting on my nerves
Saruko: We can't rush! We have to negotiate slowly
Kondou: Don't tell me, is that you Senpai?
Kondou: It's me, me!
Kondou: I was 2 years below you in High school
Kondou: You don't remember? This antenna... (T/N: yes, he's referring to THAT antenna OTZ)
Ginko: W...wow! It's a new breed of monkey~~~ It's a rare monkey isn't it~~ Hurry, let's collect the items!
alien#1: ...just now, didn't it speak? Was it someone you know...
Saruko: We wouldn't know this monkey! It's a monkey! It's nothing but a monkey!
Kagura: Ah, cool, I got a rare item aru
box: "Dirty Antenna" has been added to your inventory
Kagura: You guys can have this as a proof of friendship
alien#1: Eh? Really?
alien#2: Isn't it great senpai? You can make even more powerful equipment with this
alien#1: Well, no, I don't think I can really use this for anything
Katsura: Fruit Punch Chinpo (T/N: chinpo = penis OTZ) G!!! [LOL]
Shinpachi: Why are you laughing?
Shinpachi: The plan failed drastically, but their distance has awkwardly decreased.
Katsura: Snuffle! Fruit Punch Chinpo Samurai G! Your death wasn't in vain! [ROFL]
Shinpachi: Why are you laughing so hard?
Katsura: Fruit Chinpo Samurai G has taught us
Katsura: if you want someone to open their heart to you, you have to reveal your own heart to them first [naked]
Shinpachi: Well no, that guy was just walking around naked.
Katsura: No matter how much we whisper to each other here, we won't be able to open that guy's heart
Katsura: I've decided, I'm going to reveal myself those guys straight on [decided]
Katsura: If I reveal everything that's on my mind, even if we're from different planets, they should understand!!
Shinpachi: Hold on Katsura-san!!
Katsura: Hey you bastards!!
Katsura: The truth is, when I'm taking showers, I sometimes take a piss too, but
Katsura: everyone's done that before right!?
Shinpachi: That has nothing to do with anything!! You just shouted out whatever came to mind didn't you!!?
Ginko: W...wow! There are rare monkeys everywhere here isn't there?
alien#1: Um...you know that guy don't you? You knew that guy from before too didn't you?
Saruko: We don't know this monkey! It's a monkey! Nothing but a monkey!
Kagura: Ah, cool, I got a rare item aru! You guys can have this as a proof of...
box: "Holy Water" has been added to your inventory
group: WE DON'T NEED THAT!!
alien#1: Oi, I've kept quiet for a while now, but enough's enough you people!
alien#1: Quietly following people around
alien#1: What's your goal?
alien#1: Are you people on their side too?
Ginko: Hah? What are you talking about?
alien#1: I wanna know who you guys are
Ginko: Before asking someone else, you should tell us who you are
alien#2: Ah? Us?
alien#2: We're being screwdrivers.
black text: Next week...seems to be with more of the mood of a feast!!