Takkoku!!! 13

Just as a note. I am NOT doing the 4-koma extras that come in the next issue. They're too wordy, and I'm far too busy. Maybe someday when I have a monkey that translates Gintama for me every week, I'll consider it. (Besides, they really don't add anything to the plot of the series anyway.)


Giga: HEEYAHHH!!!!

(Side text- An explosive smash to the temple!!!)

TAKKOKU!!!
13th Confession: Hitsumabushi

(TN- Eel fillets cooked over charcoal with soy flavored sauce.)

???: Third point!! Sugwara Giga is leading!!

Kako: Gacchan!!!

Hikari: Gaku!!

Giga: Is that really all you've got,

Mr. Honors Student?!

FUKUCHI TSUBASA.

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Giga: Already at a loss over your right arm?!

Gyahahahah!!!

DIE!!

0-4!!

0-5!!

Muko: Marunouchi!!

Hikari: Ya gotta give up!!

Giga: Oraaaah!!!

Gyahahahah!!

???: 0-6!!

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Giga: It doesn't even phase him...

Why can he still stand after all of this....


Kako: Gacchan!!

Just stop this, please!!

You're going to die!!

Giga: Yeah...

How about I show you what true hell looks like...!!

(Sfx- Buchiiin riiip)

Thugs: Oh man, Giga's unleashed Aars!!

You're dead meat now kid!!

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Muko: Whaaa?!

{THUNDER BEAST MODE!!!}

???: What the heck is that?!

(Handwritten- Did he just say 'Thunder beast!?!')

Gaku: Guh!!

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Giga: Shatter...!!!

RISE!!!

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(Sfx- Bachi Bachi Bachi zzt zzt zzzzt)

Everyone: Whaaaat?!

(Handwritten- Marunouchi!!)

Kako: Gacchan!!

???: 0-7!!

Gaku: What....?

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Nihito: He never changes his bad habits....

He was born with an unusual amount of 'Electronic pressure' within his body.

When he's not wearing Aars, his body flares up with Electric energy.

(Handwritten- You're still alive though....are you human?)

Hikari: Hey!

Ya ain't allowed to punch tha ball! That's cheatin'!!

(Handwritten- It ain't allowed!!)

Giga: It can't be helped.

My hand moves faster than the racket, so it LOOKS like it's my first hitting the serve.

Hikari: YER DOIN' THIS ON PURPOSE AINT YA?!

Giga: Hah!!

You might be tough stuff, but lets see you stand up after taking two of thse!!

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{RISE!!!}

???: 0-8!!

Giga: Too bad, dumbass.

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Gaku: I get it...

You like breaking up people....

Because you haven't experienced true love for yourself...

But this is the wrong way of achieving it.

Sure this law might seem ridiculous....

Kako: Gacchan....

Gaku: But, there isn't anyone who can Judge,
Genuine feelings of affection for a beloved person!!!

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Kako: Gacchan....

Why are you going so far....?

{For 10 months and years, we've had to endure separation.}

{Our love...}

{Will bend to nobody's rules!!}

{He's have to live without his beloved Kako for ten whole years.}

{There isn't anyone who understands what it is to have someone that you can't hold close, more than him.}

Muko: Geez....

He's such an idot.

Kako: Hm?

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???: Marunouchi's serve!

Giga: Heheheh....

HAHAHAHAH!!

Feelings of affection for some loser?!

Hah!

As If I'd understand your rambling!!

I've been alone ever since I was born!!

Never had parents, and never had siblings!!

So I have no idea....

WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!

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{Rise}

{FULL POWER!!}

Thugs: It's over for that punk!!

Kako: Gacchan.....

Gachaaaaaan!!!

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Everyone: Whaat?!

The....

The ball is....over there?!?!

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???: What the hell did he do?!

He's completely beat up!!

So what the hell could he have done...?!

Giga: What are you playing at.....?

Gaku: You don't know what it is to have feelings for affection for someone you care about?

Your so called self confidence....

Is one ugly lie.

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Kako: Gacchan!!

Gaku: Pay close attention...

To the power of love...!

???: Point 1-8!!

Marunouchi's serve!!

Giga: A lie?!


What the hell do you know about me?!

I've seen countless losers hand over their girls without a second thought...

What I believe in is what I've seen with my own eyes!!

Love...

Affection...

Aren't those...

THE LIES!!?!

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Girls: WHO IS THAT?!

Kako: Duh, It's Gacchan!

Girls: Seriously?!

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Giga: I'm tellin ya...

TO KNOCK THAT OFF!!!!

???: 2-8!!

Thugs: That---

Face...!!

Asama-san?!

(Handwritten- Asama-san.)

Gaku: When I was nine, I learned all about makeup and makeovers...

In Hollywood!

Muko: That can't be JUST makeup!!!

Gaku: Even though you know it isn't really him, you can't bring yourself to do it can you?

Back when Kako-chan tried to hit you with her smash,

That person protected you, because he was worried!

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Gaku: That's when I figured it out.

Giga: Stay out of this Asama!!

Gaku: This Asama person must be his treasured friend.

Giga: Heheheh....

That big lummox is my friend?!

You're funny kid!!

He's just one more victim of me killing some time!!

That's why...

You can just stop...

{Using that face...!!}

Giga: I lost...

Damn..!!

I didn't think there was a person who could stand up to my 'Rise' without getting fried.

Do it.

Nihito: Hey,

Why do you hang out by yourself, destroying relationships....?

I've never seen a guy that's as strong as you before.

Giga: Oh, you're interested in that big guy? It's not a complicated matter or anything....

I just want to see the proof that love and affection actually exist in this world!

Heh! It's just a way to kill time anyway....

(Sfx- Kekekek cacklecacklecackle)

Asama: Having some eel cooked with electricity huh...?

Sounds kind of tasty.

Giga: Huh?

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Asama: Let's have some of that Hitsumabushi....

That you're cooking up.

{Heh....!!}

{Friends.....}

???: 11-8!!

The winner is Marunouchi Gaku!!

Kako: Gaccchaaaaan!!

(Handwritten- I'm so happy you're okay Gacchan!! You need to keep your right arm~~!!)

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{Back when Kako-chan tried to hit you with her smash,}

{That person protected you, because he was worried!}

{I can't believe that this guy noticed it first...}

Thugs: Giga?

(Sfx- Zatsu swif)

{I've done a bunch of stupid things....}

{So at least, I have to keep my end of the bargain.}

Thugs: No...

THAT IDIOT!!!

ST....

STOOOOOP!!!

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Giga: Huh!?

Y—You!!

Gaku: You can't do that...

Giga: Huh?

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Gaku: When you do encounter someone you love....

It'll be hard to play Ping pong with them right...?

{What is this guy....}

(Sfx- Gehooo bloorsh)

(Handwritten- Gacchan!!)

(Handwritten- Gacchan!! You have to liiiive!!!)

Momoko: You'd better not drop my things Tamocchan!!

Tamo: Slow down a little bit Momoko!!

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{Hey...}

{Didn't I break that couple up earlier....?}

Momoko: This is your punishment for betraying me!

You're my gopher, and you're going to like it!

Tamo: I'll never stray again!!

(Handwritten- You promise....?)

(Handwritten- Yes ma'am!)

{There is a definitive strength....}

{When believing in love!!}

Giga: My bad....

Asama.

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Giga: I'm leaving 'Nest'.

Thugs: What?!

Giga: To be frank...

I still don't get this love and affection thing...

Not one bit.

But...

Although I don't understand why he did it...

I get the feeling that's how it should be.

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Thugs: Don't screw around Giga!!

Do you think you can just LEAVE Nest?

Giga: Yeah, I knew this would happen....

Go ahead.

Thug: Bastard...!

Asama-san?

Asama: EVIL CLAW!!!

Giga: Guh!!

Asama: Let's go.

Thugs: ?!

O—Okay Asama-san!

Asama: Hey electric eel....

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Asama: It was fun having a meal with you...

That Hitsumabushi hit the spot.

Thug: Are we seriously just going to let him go?

That idiot?!

Asama: I don't need kids....

In my Nest.

(Handwritten- You stink Asama-san!!)

(Handwritten- Really? I didn't notice.)

(Handwritten- Are you crying?)

(Handwritten- I am not!)

Giga: Quit calling me an Electric eel...

Ya damn Eel-head.

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Everyone: Ah...

Giga: So that's my story! I'll be transferring in with you idiots...

Call me Sugahara Giga!!

Hikari: Ya...

YER BACK TO TRY AND GET GAKU AIN'T YA?!

Giga: Don't get it twisted ugly!

I've only come to learn about 'love' from him!!

My confidence has been shaken since that day!!

He's the guy that can teach me all I need to know about love!!

I JUST WANT TO BE LOOOVED!!

So Gaku, give me more!!

GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR LOVE!!

Everyone: He's a pervert!!

{He's a pervert all right.}