Gintama 511

If this isn't the shortest Gintama TL I've ever done, it's at least in the top five.



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(Sfx- Gogogogo *rmmmmble*)
(Side text- The Yato even now don’t slow down….)
GINTAMA
???: As expected of the strongest fighting clan in the universe.
It took some doing to defeat just four of ‘em.
Now…
What about them?

002
(Sfx- Gachari *clack*)
Kondo: It’s not rocket science.
No matter who your opponent is, it’s kill before you’re killed. It’s as simple as that.
Shinpachi: Seems like we’re the last and only vessels left…
To protect the Shogun.
Hijikata: This is one fucked up joke.
After everything that happened we’re it? It sorta feels like I messed up pretty badly from my very first interview.
Kagura: We’ll just have to turn it over, yes?
(Sfx- Gacha *clack*)
Kagura: It would be better to die protecting Shou-chan...
(Sfx- Jyakkii *crack*)

003
All: Than to die together with the likes of you bastards.
(Sfx- Babaaah *fwwwsh*)

004
(Side text- Anguish is a situation where you feel alone and helpless.)
GINTAMA
Lesson 511: The last five.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

005
(Sfx- Dododododdo *thmthmthtmthtm*)
???: Our opponents are Yato.
If a military force of these guys were to get serious, it'd mean an icicle’s chance in hell of winning.
Hijikata: It’s not like you to bitch before battle.
Gintoki: Dude, were you listening to me? I’m talking about getting serious.

006
Gintoki: Over here I mean.
(Sfx- Zugogogo *rmmmmble*)
Gintoki: Does anyone here ever take anything seriously?
Kagura: Fungooooooooh!!!
(Sfx- Dododooon *thooooom*)

007
(Sfx- Gorogorogorogor *dshdhshshshsh*)
(Sfx- Gaoooooon *Booooom*)
(Sfx- Gogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
Yato: Ngh…
Hijikata(?): No mistakin it…
If this number of people were be in a fight with yato at any given time…

008
Hijikata: It wouldn’t be serious at all.

009

010
(Sfx- Doddoooon *thoooom*)
Gintoki: RUN FOR IIIIIIIIIIT!!!
(Sfx- Gatshhh *graaab*)
(Sfx- Dohhh *thooom*)
(Sfx- Gohhh *thooom*)
Shinpachi: Quickly, Shogun-sama!!
(Sfx- Gakiiiin *claaang*)

011
(Sfx- Dooohh *thoom*)
(Sfx- Mekiii *griinid*)
(Sfx- Hyaaaan *fwooof*)
(Sfx- Gohhh *thok*)
(Sfx- Meriihh *grind*)

012
(Sfx- Dodohhh *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Zushiiiih *Blooorsh*)
Kondo: STAND UUUP!!
(Sfx- Gaooooon *booooom*)
Kondo: Hurry!!
Ruuuuuuuun!!!

013
(Sfx- Dohhh *fwooop*)
(Sfx- Hyaaan *wfsssssh*)
(Sfx- Gaaiiiin *fwoooom*)
(Sfx- Gagooooooh *thoooook*)
Kagura: Gori!!

014
(Sfx- Gashiiiih *graaaaaab*)
Kondo: You guys…
Don’t think you’re the only ones who can be stubborn as hell.
(Sfx- Dodododoooh *thoooooom*)

015
(Sfx- Zuhhh *ssshfft*)
(Sfx- Dogoooooh *fwooooom*)
(Sfx- Mishi mishi *grind griiindd*)
(Sfx- Gohhh *fwoom*)
(Sfx- Meriii *Griiind*)
(Sfx- Gopaaaaaah *Baboooom*)

016
(Sfx- gara gara *clatter clatter*)
(Sfx- Dodoooooh *boooom*)
Kagura. You will stand…
And run, yes?
(Sfx- Gakiiiin *claaang*)
(Sfx- Furiii *fwooosh*)

017
(Sfx- Doshaaah *thooooom*)
Shinpachi: Hijikata-san!
(Sfx- Gohhhh *fwisssh*)
(Sfx- Ooooooh *ooooohhhrr*)
(Sfx- Gaoooooon *Bthooom*)
(Sfx- Mishiiih *grrrind*)

018
(Sfx- Gafuuaaaah *Wssssssh*)
(Sfx- Zushaaaah *doooom*)
(Sfx- Gararaan *clatter*)
Shinpachi: Gin-san!!
(Sfx- oooooooh)
(Sfx- Dooh dohh *thok thok*)

019
(Sfx- Dodooooh *thoooom*)
(Side text- A united front!!!)
GINTAMA LESSSON 511……END.
(Side text- Do the remaining vassals have a means of survival?! Next issue a center color page commemorating the climax of the Shogun Assassination arc!)