Gintama 532

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(Side text- A leap toward the enemy ships!!)
GINTAMA
Hijikata: ORAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Sfx- Zuhh sffft)

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(Sfx- Zofoooh boof)
GINTAMA
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(Side text- Attack!!)
Lesson 532: Party.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

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(Sfx- Zushaaaah dsssssh)
(Sfx- Gogogohh ruuuumble)
???: Bastards....

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(Sfx- Kuaaaaaah roaaaar)
Gintoki: Looks like the party's just getting started!
Glad that we made it just in time!!
We couldn't make it to the funeral, so you know we had to at least make it for the revenge battle!
(Sfx- Doooh Doooh booom booom)
Gintoki: We just can't have the Shogun coming to haunt us!
Hijikata: You idiots!
You know what it means for you to be here right?!
If you join us here, then you'll no longer be able to return to this country..

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Gintoki: There's no route for us to head back on anyway.
And somehow...
Without us realizing it...
We've ended up here.
A place where we can't return from....
On our own.

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Gintoki: If there's a place for us to return to..
Then it has to be...
A place where..
You guys will be as well.

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Gintoki: If you wanna return...
You'll have to put up with fail cops...
Fail terrorists,
And Sadists...
that are accompanied with monsters.
At some point Edo...the place we Yorozuya will return to..
Became that sorta place.
Geez, this is exactly why folks aren't meant to stay in one place. Eventually you get covered with moss.
Hijikata: Yeah...
I know right?
{Kondo-san...}
{To be honest...}

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{Up until now I've always thought of protecting Edo...}
{As a job that needed to be done.}
{As the Shinsengumi exists as the Shinsengumi...}
{And we exist as Samurai I just kept swinging my sword.}
{But now...}
{From the bottom of my heart...}
{I want to protect Edo...}
{To protect our home.}
{Kondo-san...}
{At long last...}

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{I am truly the Shinsengumi.}

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(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmble)
(Sfx- Zazaan dooom)
Sasaki: All units be prepared.
Upon disembarking on Kokujou island,
We will begin extermination of the escapees and their accomplices.
Nobume: Are those this mission's only objectives...?

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Sasaki: Do you have an addendum?
If you hold back even slightly than even the commander will have problems.
Nobume: There's another party that we need to exterminate isn't there?
Do you believe that Kondo and his party would murder the guards so they could escape?
Sasaki: About that....I actually intentionally had Katsura and the others placed in the same prison.
If they couldn't do that much, it would be a problem.
Nobume: Am I to assume that allowing Lord Nobunobu's public display of tyranny and bringing Katsura in contact with Kondo...
Was all facilitated in an attempt to incite a rebellion that would allow for quick disposal?
Sasaki: If my objective was to simply eradicate the Shinsengumi, executing Kondo and his subordinates would have been enough.
However the cleaning job I intend to do is much more expansive than that.
However before I could begin secret preparations for that...

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Sasaki: One of your old friends started keeping an eye on us.
It's unfortunate...
But we'll have to begin this a bit before I had initially scheduled.
The Samurai will eventually walk on the path of ruin...that is their fate.
And it should be the police who send the police in their final moments.

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Sasaki: This will be...
the final battle between the Mimwarigumi and Shinsengumi.
???: Hey it's time to change shifts.
???: Any news on the escapees.
Guard: Nothing yet. I doubt those guys have made it over the wall yet.
(Sfx- Gatsuhh grab)
Kondo: Sounds about right.
They could even pop up right here right now.
Katsura: I'm sorry but just keep watch from your dreams.
(Sfx- Meri meri grind grind)
(Sfx- Meri meri grind grind)
Katsura: We've handled that then....what's the situation like outside Matsudaira? Hm? Where is Matsudaira?
Kondo: THAT'S POPS RIGHT THEEEEERE!!
(Sfx- Meri meri Grind grind)
Katsura: Matsudaira...why are you wearing such a confusing outfit?
Kondo: You're wearing it too!!
Guard: What the hell are you people doing?!

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Kondo: AUUUUUGHHH!!
(Sfx- Gabaaah graaaab)
Kondo: Quick! Someone shut him up!!
Katsura: Hang in there Kondo!! Let him go you louse!!
(Sfx- Gabaaah graaab)
Kondo: Um, Kondo's right here!!
Matsudaira: Wait Kondo, lets all work together!!
Kondo: Work together!? When Idiots meet each other only more idiocy is born!!
What the hell are you people doing?! We almost got found out!!
Matsudaira: Shut up Kondo. You're too loud.
Kondo: I'm telling you that's not Kondo dammit.
Dammitall....
We finally got this far but it looks like the Mimawarigumi is here.
With things as they are, Toshi and the others won't be able to get anywhere near this place.
We'll just have to hold on somehow..
Until they come to save us.

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Katsura: They will be here..
For certain.
There's no need to worry.
He's coming with them.
Kondo you...
Have a beacon of hope on the outside...
I...
Have something precious out there as well.
{Let us meet at dawn.}

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(Sfx- Zaaah zaah splllish splissh)
Katsura: That man...

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Gintoki: Just like I figured...something's going on over on that island.
If we had tried to break down the front door, those tight defenses would have made mincemeat out of us.
It's looking like a good move to have dumped those big ships and take these little ships instead.
Hjikata: IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT THOSE SHIPS GOT SUNK DAMMIT.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO ROW ALL THE WAY TO THAT ISLAND?!
Gintoki: Listen, in battle things change in an heartbeat. If you drag your ass then your commander is going to literally lose his head, assholes.
(Sfx- Zababababaabab dsdsddssdsdsh)
Hijikata: Oh how great for you! Having a weirdass Chinese motor! Are you gonna share with the rest of the class?
Gintoki: 'Cmon dude, you're already falling behind us in our race?
Give me a break. We haven't even started fighting yet.
Apparently both the Shinsengumi and Katsura's group...
Can't stand up to the humble Yorozuya can they? How sad.

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Hijikata: GET ROWWIIIIING!!!
I don't give a shit if you're with the Patriots or Shinsengumi, lets team up and get to the island before those fucktards do!!
Elizabeth: I finally get to use my signs. They look kinda like oars don't they? Lets use 'em?
Saitou: Then I'll cheer you on with my notebook. Fight on!
(Sfx- Gah gah gah thok thok bam)
Shinsengumi: We'll see you later Vice Captain.
'Xcuse us.
Sorry.
Hijikata: HOLD ON DAMMIT!
(Sfx- Dokakakahhh thooooom)
(Sfx- Zazazaaah dddddshhh)
Haji: Well well...

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Haji: Never thought a day like this would come....
Right bro?
The Shnsengumi....
Patriots...
And Yorozuya...
Cooperatin' together for a single goal....
I guess you've lived a long life haven'tcha bro?
So ya can't die here and consider yerself Hardboiled.
So try to hang in there until we return.
Live and see how far they get and what they'll do.
{Yeah..}
{Sometimes you've gotta abstain from that drink.}
{We'll put the Camus of victory aside for a bit...}
{And hit up the bar later, bros.}
(Side text- Because we have a place we must return to!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 532............END.