Gintama 559

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(Side text- In the confines of the Kaientai ship...)
GINTAMA
(Side text- The anime runs every Wednesday on TV Tokyo and it's affiliates!!//The climax of the “Farewell Shinsengumi arc” is within Volume 60 which is in stores everywhere!!)
Sakamoto: Our old bat head chief makes this space food,
That tastes just like what momma used to make, even way out here in tha cosmos.
Somethin' about it ain't to your likin'?
Shougun-sama?
That's no good, bro.
If this sorta thing keeps up, then we're gonna have a case of death by starvation on our hands.
Nobunobu: Believe me, you criminals have already left your foul mark on the annals of history.

002
Nobunobu: I don't know what your intentions are with me...
But no matter your struggles, your only fate is death. The Tendoushuu will not overlook your transgressions.
Sakamoto: 'Scuze the rudeness Shougun-sama
But I'm pretty sure the Tendoushuu, and us right here...
Ain't gonna get any mileage out of usin' you.
You've been nothin' but trouble, you lost yer retainers, you showed contempt for the nation's power,
And then ya went and did somethin' as shameful as being caught by the enemy.
Lemmie be real frank wit' ya, you're too smeared in tha stuff to be useful as even a puppet anymore.
Dependin' on how them Tendoushuu guys feel, they could replace you with anyone.
Might be easier at this rate to just clean ya up with us criminal elements.
'Cause, see, we're pretty similar when ya think about it.
We're both standin on a precipice, so it's a good idea to eat while you can.

003
Sakamoto: This is what one could call “The meal before tha war.”
'Cause in yer case, and our case....
The real show is only beginnin'.
Bansai: I daresay it's right there.
If Shinsuke and the others are still alive...
That is where they will be.
And more likely than not...
Your comrade who left with Takechi and the others will be there too.

004
Gintoki: Rakuyou...
That's...
Kagura's hometown.
(Side text- What is on her mind as she stand before the grave...?)
GINTAMA
Lesson 559: Scent.
SORACHI HIDEAKI.

005
{Mommy...}
{I am sorry.}
{I will...}
{Leave this planet.}
{But I promise,}
{I will definitely return.}

006
{And when I do...}
{I will bring that stupid father and brother with me.}
{For sure I will eventually....}
{Be strong enough to bring everyone back, yes?}
Matako: A grave?
That an acquaintance of yours?
Kagura: There is something I needed to be sure of.
And as I thought...

007
Kagura: That baldy...
has come here.

008
Umibozu: I leave this place for just a little while, and everything changes.
This place has been an idiot convention for those who can't go to other planets for some time now.
But you guys are gunning for the idiocy championships. Challenging me is not a smart thing.
Abuto: Tis a shame it's an ultra jackass who was born on this planet that came up with thiea.
Stay cool guys. I don't need your help.
See this dude? His son took my left arm, and then his daughter followed up by deducting an ear.
So who knows what Daddy dearest might end up snatching away if we let him?
Moreover, if it's revenge for that ultra jackass that you're interested in, that's all the more reason to back off.
He'd just tell you to back off his prey and then kill you dead.
Umibozu: So he's alive, huh?
Abuto: That's why you're here right? To continue that beloved domestic dispute?
You guys...
Really are similar.

009
Abuto Once you've got an enemy in your sights, you put blinders on to the rest of the world...
Until you've crushed them completely.
Even if that enemy is family.
C'mon in. Ain't no tea brewing, but if it's bitchin' about your son, hoooo boy, do I have stories.
Dude: Vice Captain!!
(Sfx- Zaaaahh sfft)
Abuto: Are you guys hard or hearing? Dude doesn't care about our lives. If he did, we'd be pushin' up daisies now.
Also stopping them is the fevered dream of a madman.
So let's just go hang out together,
and wait for that ultra jackass to come back.

010
Some dude: Well, it appears Harusame doesn't know that we've arrived here.
They didn't even bother with sending a smaller elite vanguard here.
Shinpachi: Um, seems like everyone here looks like a space pirate.
Kagura-chan really lived on a scary planet like this?
Gintoki: This is a den of neer-do-wells.
You should feel at home, man. It's not that different from Kabuki-cho.
Look at that cabaret girl there. Doesn't she remind you of someone? Your sister perhaps?
Shinpachi: Those are just Gorillas dammit!!

011
Gintoki: Even their clients aren't that different.
Shinpachi: Those are just Gorillas dammit!
Gintoki: Same with the mangakas who draw this.
Shinpachi: That's just a Gorilla dammit!!
Sakamoto: Shinpachi-kun, Gintoki's just sayin not to be scared.
And Gorillas who can run a business like this is pretty friggin' awesome, know what I mean?
Awwright, lets split up guys. Imma take the Jungle course.
Shinpachi: He's going to the jungle couuuuuurse!!
Mutsuu: That's fine. I think the Hell (Jigoku) course suits ya.
(Sfx- Don don blam blam)
(Sfx- Gyaaaaaaah)
(TN- “J” for Jigoku. “G” in Japanese is pronounced “ji” G is what letter Gorilla starts with. Felt like “j” words would fit the joke better. I'm usually wrong though.)
{These are....the men Shinsuke fought with...}
Shinpachi: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT REACTION!!
Katsura: Kabuki-cho, is it?
You're right, it is similar.
Perhaps leader was drawn to Kabuki-chou because it smacks of the same scent as her hometown, Oae-san?
Shinpachi: I'm telling you that isn't my sister!!

012
Gintoki: Nope, can't say this place reeks of nostalgia and homesickness.
I'm just catching a wiff of gutters and mold.
Mutsu: And the last thing we need is for blood to get added to the mix.
(Sfx- Zatshhh Sffft)
Mutsu: In any case we'd better make haste and find Takasugi and the others. I'm sure your comrade is likely there too.
We'd better go and get this over with, and then find a place to take shelter from the Harusame.
Otherwise we'll lose our means of fighting them.
Shinpachi: Bansai-san.
Bansai: Hm.
I would have never fathomed that I would bring you to...
Our emergency rendezvous point only known to our chief officers.
Look there and you will see it.
That decrepit temple.

013
(Sfx- Doooohh thoooom)
(Sfx- Goooooh fwoooom)

014
Shinpachi: ….Bansai-san.
It, uh, sorta blew up.
That couldn't have been the place, yeah?
Bansai: I daresay I was mistaken.
It was probably that deserted house next to it.
(Sfx- Dooooon fwoooom)
Bansai: ….That wasn't it either. It was the one next to that...
Or, no, it was two over...
No, three.

015
Shinpachi: THEY'RE ALL BLOWING UP!!
THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS AT ALL!!
WORST YET, TAKASUGI-SAN WAS IN THERE, RIGHT?!
Holy crap....does this mean that the Harusame knows we're here?
Gintoki: Harusame? Dude, this guy's the culprit. Didn't you see him using his shining fingers to fire them lasers?
Shinpachi: That's clearly not right!! He might actually take you seriously if you joke like that, so knock it off!!
(Sfx- Jakkii clanng)
Gintoki: Nah, it wasn't his fingers but his braaaaaain.
(Sfx- Waaah roaaaah)
(Sfx- Bata bata tmp tmp)
Dude: Is that you Bansai-sama?!
You're still alive, sir?
Bansai: You all....the Kihetai.

016
Bansai: The unit that managed to escape to this planet?!
What's going on?! What was with those explosion?
Dude: We're already done for....
It's Umibozu....
He caught our scent and knows we're here.
{No way....}
{No way...!!}

017
Dudes: P—Please hurry!!
Bansai: Shinsuke!!
Is Shinsuke all right?!
Bansai: Hey! Say something!!
Dudes: W—W--We're deeply sorry Bansai-sama,
W—We...

018

019
Shinpachi: Gin-san!!
Bansai-san!!
Bansai: It's a trap.
The enemy has already cajoled them over to their side.
They were probably told that they'd be able to keep their lives if they fooled us into following them. Though, in the end they were sacrificed anyway.
It would appear this planet..
(Sfx- Gacha gacha clack clack)
(Sfx- Gogogogo mmmmbl)
Bansai: Has been in the palm of the Harusame's hands for some time now.
(Side text- The war intensifies....!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 559.............END.