Gintama 559

[Gintama 559 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: Inside the Kaientai's ship...
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Title: 'Gintama'
Saka: The space food our old granny of a Head Chef makes
has got a reputation of tastin' like mom's home cookin' even in space.
But was it not to yer liking,
Shogun-sama?
Now that ain't good.
If we don't do somethin', we're gonna end up pinned with the awful crime 'a starving a shogun ta death.
Shou: .........
You all are already terrible criminals that will forever remain in the annals of history.

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Nobu: I don't know how you plan to use me,
but no matter how you may struggle, you are all destined to die. I guarantee you the Tendoushuu will not let you get away.
Saka: Beggin' yer pardon, Shogun-sama,
but fer us, and prob'ly fer the Tendoushuu as well,
you don't have any value to be useful fer anything anymore.
Ya caused all those problems, ya alienated all yer retainers, ya showed contempt for the nation's power,
and on top 'a that, ya let yerself be driven by yer own personal grudge, acted hasty, and then disgraced yerself by gettin' caught by the enemy.
Face it, yer a bit too dirty for them ta keep usin' you as a puppet.
If they feel like it, they can get as many people as they need to take yer place.
The way it looks, they'll be happy ta get rid 'a ya along with us criminals.
Ya know, you and us are pretty similar. We both stood at the edge of a cliff.
It's 'cause 'a that that I'm tellin' ya ya gotta eat well.

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Saka: This is what they call the meal before the war.
'Cause fer you and fer us
the real war's about ta start.
Bansai: There it is, I daresay.
If Shinsuke and the others are alive,
then that is where they will be.
And most likely
as will be your comrade which left with Takechi and the others.

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GIn: Rakuyou...
That's
Kagura's hometown.
Insert: What is she thinking there in front of that grave----?
Title: Lesson 559 Scent
Author: Sorachi Hideaki

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Kagura: Mommy,
I am sorry.
I've decided
to leave this planet.
But I promise
I will definitely come back.

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Kagura: And when I do
I will bring that stupid big brother and stupid dad with me.
I know I'll......... become strong enough to bring everyone back
and return home.
Person: A grave?
That someone you know?
Kagura: ...There was just something I wanted to make sure of.
It was as I thought.

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Kagura: That bald idiot
came here, too.

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Umi: My hometown really has changed in the short time since I last visited.
Since a long, long time ago, this's been a gathering place for people so stupid they can't go to any other planets,
but none of them was ever dumb enough to pick a fight with me.
Abuto: Unfortunately, that's by a unit created by an extraordinary idiot that was born on this planet.
Stay right there, you guys. Don't try to help me.
It was this man's son that took my left arm and his daughter that took my ear.
So who knows what the dad would take.
And if you're thinking about getting revenge for that idiot captain, then all the more reason to back off.
He'll tell you not to touch his prey and kill you.
Umi: So he's still alive?
Abuto: That's why you came here, isn't it? To continue your father-son spat?
...You two
really are similar.

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Abuto: Once either of you two sets your sights on somebody as your enemy,
you won't even look at anybody else until you defeat them.
Even if that enemy is your own father or son.
Come on. I ain't gonna serve you tea, but I can offer up as many complaints about your son as you could want.
GUy: Vice Captain!!
SFX: ZA
Abuto: Didn't you hear me? This man hasn't the slightest interest in our lives. If he did, we wouldn't be here.
Also, we have no means of stopping this idiot father and idiot son.
So all we can do is wait together
for that idiot to come back.

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Somebody: Well, it looks like Harusame hasn't caught on to us being here yet.
Looks like they didn't even try to be cautious and send a small elite group here.
Shin: Uh... Everybody around this city has faces like space pirates.
Kagura-chan really lived on a scary planet like this?
GIn: It's a hangout for scoundrels from all over the universe.
So it's not all that different from Kabuki-Chou, ya know?
Look. Even the cabaret girls aren't all that different from your sister.
Shin: Those are just ordinary gorillas, dammit!!

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Gin: And the customers that come to see them are the same.
Shin: That's just an ordinary gorilla, dammit!!
Gin: Same with the mangakas that draw it.
Shin: That's just an ordinary gorilla, dammit!!
Saka: Shinpachi-kun, Gintoki's just sayin' there ain't nothin' ta be timid about.
As fer the gorillas, he's sayin' that if a gorilla can run a business like that, then they might have some pretty darn amazin' techniques.
'Kay guys, let's split up. I'll hit up the G-Course.
Shin: He went down the G (Gorilla) Couuuuurse!!
Mutsu: I see. I think the G (Jigoku) course'll be fine for ya.
Bansai: ......
T/N: Jigoku = Hell. Doesn't start with a G but... it's close.
SFX: DON DON GYAAAAA
Bansai: These are... the men that fought with Shinsuke...
Shin: Don't have a reaction like that at a time like this!!
Zura: Kabuki-chou, huh?
You have a point. It is similar.
Perhaps Leader was drawn to Kabuki-Chou because it has the scent of her hometown, Otae-san?
Shin: I told you that isn't my sisteeer!!

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Gin: There's no hometown scent here.
All I smell is mold and gutters.
Mutus: We don't want the smell 'a blood to get mixed into that.
Anyhow, we'd better get to where Takasugi and the others are. Your comrade is probably there, too.
We've gotta meet up with them fast and take shelter from Harusame
or else we'll lose our means to fight Harusame at all.
Shin: Bansai-san.
Ban: ...Mm.
Never did I think that I would bring the likes of you
to the emergency rendezvous point only our chief officers know of.
You can see it right over there, I daresay.
That broken down temple.

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SFX: DO GOOO

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Shin: ...Bansai-san,
it kind of looks like it... exploded.
It... It wasn't that one, right?
Ban: Perhaps not, I daresay.
Ah, yes. it was that deserted house next to it.
SFX: DOOON
Ban: ...Oh, that wasn't it. It was the next one over...
Or rather, it was two over. That...
No, it was the third over...

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Shin: They're all freaking explodiiiing!!
This is really bad, isn't iiiit?!!
Takasugi-san was in one of those places, wasn't he?!!
Oh god... Does this mean Harusame found us?
Gin: Harusame? Clearly he's the one doing that. Didn't you see the laser beams that were coming out of his finger?!
Shin: No there weren't! No there weren't! This guy really don't know a joke when he hears one, so cut hat out!!
Gin: Sorry. It wasn't his finger. Something was coming out of his brain, I think.
SFX: JYAKI
Someone: Bansai-sama?
SFX: WAA GYAAA BATA BATA
Guy: Is that you, Bansai-sana?!!
Sir, you're still alive?!!
Ban: You, you're members of the Kiheitai!!

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Ban: The ones that managed to escape to this planet?!!
What in the world happened?!! What were those explosions...?!!
GUys: .........!!
We're already done for.
It's Umibouzu.
He got wind of us being here.
Kagura: It cannot...
It cannot be...!!

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GUys: P... Please, hurry!!
Bansai: Shinsuke...!!
Is Shinsuke all right?!!
Guys: .........
Ban: !!!
Hey, say something!
Guys: O-Our humblest apologies, Bansai-sama.
W-We...

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[So many explosions in this chapter.]

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Guys: !!
Shin: Gin-san!!
Bansai-san!!
Someone: It's a trap.
The enemy had won them over to their side.
They were probably told their lives would be spared if they got us to follow them. Though it seems they were sacrificed anyhow.
It would seem that this planet
SFX: GACHA GACHA
SFX: GOGO
Bansai: has been in Harusame's hands for some time now.
Insert: The war intensifies...!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 559
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