Gintama 560

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(Side text- The Harusame's plot assaults Rakuyou...!!)
(Side text- The anime airs every week on Wednesday on TV Tokyo and it's affilates! Volume 61 of the manga will be out in stores on November 4th! (Wednesday).
GINTAMA
Abuto: Daaamn.
They fragged a mountain just to find our hiding place.
Welp, there's probably not a single Yato left...
Over there that is.
If you hadn't given us a heads up, we mighta been in real trouble.

002
Abuto: Though, when one God abandons,
Another saves, yeah?
Whether it's to save us with the Seventh division, or crush us...
Isn't up to God but a bald old dude.
Umibozu: I am Umibozu, the greatest alien hunter in the Universe.
Any prey I target, I take down with certainty.
The one prey I won't target is other people, however.
My prey is a certain brat.
That man isn't the prey of the Harusame or myself.
Just an idiot...
Who'll someday settle this score.

003
Abuto: An idiot you say...
Umibozu: In short,
I really hate bastards who poke their noses into other people's fights.
I warned you, but...
It seems the opponents are serious about mixing it up with me.
(Sfx- Gogogoggo rmmmmble)
Umibozu: They've come with the resolution to destroy an entire planet.

004
Umibozu: So if they're prepared, I've got no choice but to bite down and return that resolution with my own.
The resolve to hunt down the fiercest creature I've come across...
in the twenty five years I've been an alien hunter.

005
(Side text- A soul that will never degrade rests in this sword...)
GINTAMA
Lesson 560: The last blade.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

006
(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)
Bansai: I should have seen it sooner.
Who would have thought that our allies with the Kiheitai....
While fleeing would be swept up by the enemy?

007
Bansai: The Kihetai began to crumble when Shinsuke was felled.
The organization had lost its brace and became impatient and anxious.
If I had taken notice of our innards distorting out of shape...
Gintoki: It would have happened whether you'd noticed it sooner or later.
Otherwise there'd be no meaning for us to have come...
Ain't that right, Zura?
Tatsuma?

008
Gintoki: Don't loiter around.
Guys who are dragged down by a sense of regret are the ones who are first in line to die.
A single sword is...
More than enough of a burden for a samurai.

009
Bansai: Shiroya---
(Sfx- Gagagaga thoomthoomthomm)
Gintoki: Wanna know the way to keep the enemy's gunfire from blasting one down?
It's pretty friggin' easy, really.

010
Gintoki: You run.
Faster than the enemy's bullets.

011
Gintoki: Run...

012
Gintoki: Faster than the thing in pursuit.
(Sfx- Dooohhhh Thooooom)

013
Gintoki: Faster than a Shinigami.

014
(Sfx- Doooon Boooooom)
Someone: They're below!!
Hurrry!!!
(Sfx- Panpan blam blam)
Someone: What th---
Mutsu: Fiiiiiire!!
(Sfx- Zaaan doooom)

015
(Sfx- Kuaaaah roaaaar)
Elizabeth: Chaaarge!!
(Sfx- Doooon booom)
{A diversionary move with the appearance of a suicide attack...!!}
{Before the enemy can warn it's allies, they intend to encircle them and control their movements?}
{Shinsuke...}
{These are the samurai we sought to annihilate?}

016
{It's no wonder we were constantly broken down....}
{It's true that their era---that of the samurai has been broken..}
{And they futilely swing their decrepit swords as they live a blunt, fruitless existence...}
{However despite being broken, and falling to the wayside they still strike with those swords...}
{Until here and now where their steel is the last of it's kind.}
{They may just be the final hope we have...}
{A steel which will strike even the universe's most resilient metal until it breaks.}

017
(Sfx- Kuaaaah Roaaar)
???: Well this is a surprise...
That they'd make quick work of my fourth division....
That earthling, Takasugi or whatever has a bunch with real backbone in 'em on his side.
Real! Sorachi: Even though from here they just look like a buncha monkeys.
Robo dude: You're the monkey, Shoukaku.

018
Robo dude: This is exactly why I said it was futile for you to move your men alone.
Had you heeded my advice and allowed me to spearhead this endeavor things wouldn't have ended this way.
YepstillgonnacallhimReal!Sorachi: I don't wanna hear your small talk ya robotic geezer.
What's needed in the heat of battle isn't a clear head but heading into action.
Robo dude: I wager my head is about fifty percent harder than yours. Dare to try me?
Moreover, just fifty percent isn't good enough to deal with an enemy you know absolutely nothing about. They're....
???: Samurai.
They're born on an island nation on earth.
Unique warriors who strictly adhere to the code known as bushido.
...or I should say that about what's left of them anyway...
(Sfx- Giyrori. Girori)

019
Real! Sorachi: Badou...
That's right, back when you were a mercenary, you participated in that war on earth, didn't ya?
You're the captain of the Harusame's second division, but you were once a badass warrior yourself.
No doubt you cut down every one of those earth guys back when you fought 'em, yeah?
Badou: No..
There was one man I couldn't slay.
But that's...
A story from a time long past.
Samurai have something known as “strategy” that they use to control their troops in battle.
Shoukaku, Hankai, you should attack each one of their separate factions.
Today we'll....
Bring the long history of the samurai to an end.
(Side text- A battle that gambles destiny...!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 560..............END.